points: 7

here cums the judge...

not bad for an old lady

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by StickyBeets

submitted August 14th 2013

38 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
here cums the judge...
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comments (38)
I can't see anything. Take that old lady lingerie off and let me lay down the law, bitch.
4 years ago
Put some lacy drapes on and anyone looks like a million bucks
4 years ago
^ looks like about €50
4 years ago
^ for free
4 years ago
Yeah but you put them on a yacht and they look like a 25 million a year contract!
4 years ago
Why in the fuck is this here?
4 years ago
Objection! Supposition!

Sustained.
4 years ago
Ugh...I'm trying to think of a clever pick up line to say...give me a moment.
4 years ago
Baby, I may need some of your oxygen because you take my breath away.
4 years ago
Press your LifeCall button now because I just fell for you
4 years ago
And here I was thinking angels didn't age
4 years ago
I just ate a slimy carrot
That's not a pickup line, just sayin
4 years ago
No, no...something that has to do with judges and things.
4 years ago
Like...

There's no justice, baby. Just us
4 years ago
You... are about to enter the catcher's mitt of Judge Judith Sheindlin.
4 years ago
Send your biscuit on down to my end baby......
oh. That was going to be a shuffleboard one.
It would be hard to use.
4 years ago
She remembers VJ day...but now it's time for Vajayjay Day.
4 years ago
I see your beer goggles are working Zeke..
4 years ago
I'm eating baby carrots and broccoli.....
Also, stop talking to me
4 years ago
You really pout for a long time don't you?... Bitch..
4 years ago
What the fuck would I be pouting about?
4 years ago
Dunno, but your always bitching about something..
4 years ago
Well, the only thing I have to bitch about now is that you're creepy as fuck when you act nauseatingly nice to get people to like you then turn around and talk about fisting the chicks here and burying your tongue in their assholes. I honestly think that your kindness is a coping mechanism that you had to adapt because of your ugly mug, and it's pretty translucent. I think deep down you're a real piece of shit. That's all I have to bitch about. Now stop talking to me.
4 years ago
I see your still trying to impress the Ladies by taking the high road, Bravo.. But this aint Match.com Assworm, and I'm trolling for a soulmate like you so desperately seem to be so do me the kindness of having the brainstem to at least understand the one simple outwardly obvious to all thing... I'm only kidding around. Grow the fuck up Zeke, or stop fucking drinking because I don't think its your liver that's starting to fail you, Your starting to act a bit retarded..
4 years ago
Fight! Fight! Fight!
4 years ago
/me isn't a Pro member but if he was he would have used it to state that he is implying he is eating popcorn.
4 years ago
* possum gifts rags pro if he isnt already banned by now *
4 years ago
* Akameldon walks away shaking his head.. *
4 years ago
fair enough.
you done talking to me asswipe?
don't even bother answering...
4 years ago
yeah if anyone is going to talk to zeke it will be himself, alone, and probably on camera.
4 years ago
now how would I be talking to myself alone on camera unless there was someone there to hear?
like a tree falling in the woods......
4 years ago
meh
4 years ago
ALL OF MY WILDEST DREAMS AND WISHES HAVE COME TRUE!!!!
4 years ago
I'd dip my balls in it.
4 years ago
looks shopped, still would bang.
4 years ago
I'd hate fuck the crap out of that old bag.
4 years ago
Sanctimonious beyotch.
4 years ago
would
4 years ago
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