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Lisp Kid

true verbosity fuck you kirk

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by xzekiel

submitted August 9th 2013

669 comments
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firrsssstht
5 years ago
fffffuck y-y-y-yah-yah-yah- you
5 years ago
good shtub zeke
5 years ago
i used to have a stutter
it still comes out after i've been drininking
5 years ago
and i hate the way i talk
that's why i'm so much more comfortable here
5 years ago
I had a stammer when I was a kid. Had nervous panic episodes when I met somebody new
5 years ago
so, to answer all the haters questions i'm much more comfortable speaking here......using my mind as opposed to trying to spit the words out
5 years ago
this is why i like slam poetry.......cuz i can spit everything out in one solid verse, but you guys didn't like mine, so i will not look behind and dwell on a shitty poem, no on will know then
5 years ago
Sweet broem.
5 years ago
shut up
5 years ago
i can't talk straight when you put me on spot
i get mad terrifeied when heather's like "this other dude's hot"
and my words fail
and i flail like drumrave on a beach
i just wish i could be adequate at this speech
5 years ago
Master of brose right here....
5 years ago
i need time to spit rhymes cuz brevity is key
I can't wrap like hank cuz blergh
5 years ago
fuck hank and his gook wife
i'm talking more about everyday life
and these are shitty wraps
and best kid you be knowin
you can insert anything if you don't know what you're doing
5 years ago
i've already shared my slam here
and everyone called it gay
i'm done trying to make shit work
5 years ago
But you have so much brotential....
5 years ago
i do if i can sit down and formulate some fucking poem
5 years ago
i think i'm fly
5 years ago
my shit is on here, ir got the mos stfus eveer
5 years ago
i gotsta pee
5 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xu55rI73ig
5 years ago
my stupid shit is on here,
no one liked it
i don't much care
5 years ago
you look at me the wrong way
and i say okay
i don't mind i'll wrap my head aroun the kush
5 years ago
you look at me the wrong way, and i say okay
we started off on the wrong foot, let's call it mongo pushin
5 years ago
my real slam no one likes.........
5 years ago
i'm not enen gonna lok for it
5 years ago
* xzekiel drinks *
5 years ago
i'm just drunk
5 years ago
have a good night kids
5 years ago
...I feel I should rap everything in this thread.
5 years ago
fuck your rap shit
this dude is way better
so, he has something to say
and he can rap better
5 years ago
he doesn't even have to resort to hoes and whores
5 years ago
I put down my slam and no one liked it..
5 years ago
shit i'm trying to find it
5 years ago
duz well, i can find somethign
amd it's not as cool as this guy
5 years ago
You done talking to yourself yet?
5 years ago
like it matters
5 years ago
You ever get to the liquor store zeke?
5 years ago
i did
5 years ago
and my weiner is soft
5 years ago
and i don't much care what people think of me
i care more what i think of people
5 years ago
and i gotta go to the little boys room
5 years ago
Good luck, don't slip and fall and crack your head on the linoleum.
5 years ago
i just fell off the ladder
5 years ago
then i wrote a rap
5 years ago
and no you can't read it
5 years ago
Well fine then.
5 years ago
i almost slipped and cracked my head and you don't care
5 years ago
You'll be alright big guy.
5 years ago
* xzekiel wipes back tears *
5 years ago
i almost dieded
5 years ago
Better luck next time...
5 years ago
Kidding...
5 years ago
or am I?????
5 years ago
Did you watch ep 8 yet?
5 years ago
could you just shut up please?
i keep refreshing just to see if you anyone has important shit to say
and the answer is no. This guy is more important than you.
so shut up
5 years ago
no i haven't watched any faggy drama shit
no i won't jack off tr
yes i like lobos
no leave me out of this
5 years ago
dude, consider who you're dealing with
5 years ago
that's all i got to say
5 years ago
you join this side without reallly knowing what you're doing.....at all
i'ma jump the next kids in
5 years ago
you have fun in that tr squad
5 years ago
fuck this, i like lobos
so if i just white knight the bitch
so fucking what
this isn't very syllabic.......
5 years ago
alright....whatever
5 years ago
Keep it up and I'm gonna kick you right in the cunt...
5 years ago
you think you gonna bring shit to me that hasn't been done before?
5 years ago
that's laughable
5 years ago
that's what your exe's all say...
5 years ago
i'm afraid of squat and akai and rish and that anusol guy
fuck you
5 years ago
laughable...
5 years ago
You still deserve a kick in the cunt
5 years ago
nah, fuck you yo limp wristed cunt
5 years ago
yes you do - with a steel-toed boot.
5 years ago
dude.......do i seriously have to sit here and entertain you?
fuck off, i'm listening to this shit
5 years ago
Dance for me delusional man...
5 years ago
ya think i'm delusional or i really have a speech impediment?
you think i give a flying fuck about you?
sorry, i don't
i'm more inclined to flatter the Esl speakers than some shithead that can't even grasp his basic language.....
slander me all you want you stupid motherfucker
5 years ago
if you haven't grasped the language by now,
well then.......
5 years ago
I grasp the language like you grasp a glass candy cane dildo to shove up your ass...
5 years ago
wut wut, in the butt...
5 years ago
wut wut, in the butt...
5 years ago
wut wut, in the butt...
5 years ago
Timmay!
5 years ago
i jjust spilled
5 years ago
i'ma piss
5 years ago
it's funny you kids think i'm there......
5 years ago
i'ma fall down a ladder then come back
5 years ago
* DangerousDug waves at Zeke though the glass *
5 years ago
it doesn't fucking matter anyway
i don't like you much
5 years ago
dug......i'm gay
5 years ago
\so what you got to say now?
5 years ago
i'm kidding,,,,,,
5 years ago
but what you think of sharks?
5 years ago
I like sharks now..... I want to swim with them
5 years ago
well, i'm sick of thist shit
5 years ago
sick of what ?
5 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xu55rI73ig
5 years ago
dude i'm hungry
5 years ago
also, fuck off dug, i'm gay
5 years ago
dug i'm gay
* xzekiel puts hands all over dug *
5 years ago
:/
5 years ago
dug fuck off
5 years ago
if you do not clap for me
prolly cuz you amputeed
5 years ago
gonna sub something ..... then gamble online for a bit.
5 years ago
dug i'm gay
5 years ago
yeah... I heard
5 years ago
i like to suck dicks
5 years ago
please don't shoot me
5 years ago
Ok...... I am out for awhile
5 years ago
good fucking riddance
5 years ago
(i like dug)
5 years ago
(i'm not gay)
5 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xu55rI73ig
5 years ago
i like heather
5 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xu55rI73ig
5 years ago
i like lobos...
5 years ago
if you do not clap for me prolly cuz you amputeed
5 years ago
dug.....i'm gay
5 years ago
* xzekiel wanders off to piss *
5 years ago
i'm gay dug.......here that? GAYYY
5 years ago
i'm kiding i'm enamored with lobos
she just doesn't like me though
5 years ago
* xzekiel scratches dick *
5 years ago
i gotta pee
5 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzppAJh7KUA
5 years ago
1- nice avy urks
2- possum claps for the zekeman
5 years ago
*le sigh*
5 years ago
i'm tripping over shit and i gotta be up int the morning
5 years ago
tbh i like a girl at the hardware store and a girl at the liquor store and a girl at the laudromat.....
5 years ago
it's like every day of the week with me
5 years ago
DUG I'M GAY
5 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Eed4Rfu6Ug
5 years ago
Hey zeke, it's alright.
5 years ago
Dug.....bring your dingaling over here
5 years ago
hey vomit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xu55rI73ig
5 years ago
i'm not listening to your shit
5 years ago
Zeke you're going through Changes.
5 years ago
I'm not linking that song cause I hate it.
5 years ago
i do like you tough......
vomit is like the best mofo up in this joint
5 years ago
i'm not gay......
i like lobos
5 years ago
we started off on the wrong foot let's call it mongo push
5 years ago
Remember, though, Fairies Wear Boots.
5 years ago
whatever, think what you want
5 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xu55rI73ig
5 years ago
i like dug
5 years ago
shit
5 years ago
Fuck this thread. I just just wanna listen to Sabbath all night now.
5 years ago
i like fries
5 years ago
scratch that
5 years ago
good fucking riddance urkel
5 years ago
yer momma
5 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xu55rI73ig
5 years ago
* xzekiel puts on john b *
5 years ago
i like you guys
and not in a gay way
5 years ago
the Fairies Wear Boots riff is my all time fav from BS
5 years ago
8)
5 years ago
like.....urkel and vomit
i want to just wrap them in cellophane and keep them as my slaves
5 years ago
what did i just say?
5 years ago
* xzekiel jams out to the beach boys *
5 years ago
Something that's definitely not gay.
5 years ago
i'm kkidding kids.....
5 years ago
i'm not though
it's okay if you are
but i'm not
5 years ago
well......i AM listening to the beach boys
5 years ago
You have to show lobos your biceps.
5 years ago
i will eventualy
dec 1st
but she doesn't like much poeple talking bout her when she's not around
5 years ago
i've gathered that
5 years ago
she not too keen on that
5 years ago
Henceforth, when she's not online, we'll refer to her as 'that woman.'
5 years ago
this is the worst trip i've ever been on
5 years ago
bomit, i wnat you and i a nd rags to have a funny hat night
5 years ago
See what happens when you take the brown acid?
5 years ago
wouldn't that be fun?
5 years ago
me and you and rags just tripping balls with funny hats on
i think that would be fun
5 years ago
Poss sometimes has funny hats as well.
5 years ago
possum is not invited
cuz he said he was funnier than me
so fuck that marsupial
5 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xu55rI73ig
5 years ago
urkel-vomit-possum
funniest guys here
also, i'm gay........
5 years ago
come at me dug
* xzekiel whatbros *
5 years ago
if you do not clap for me prolly cuz you amputeed
5 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHFL8K1uPWQ
5 years ago
what the photograph don't show
is where we're heading tomorrow
5 years ago
picture you and me in a cabin by the sea vomit
5 years ago
we'll always be together in the black and white photo
5 years ago
why wait until december 1st, zekebro?
5 years ago
shut up
5 years ago
cuz that's what you mandadet fatass
5 years ago
tbh tr, you're a fat piece of shit that shouldered the rules
and urkelbot's right
jesus is watching you
peace out no friends
5 years ago
what does the ab-off have to do with putting up pix here?

i'm quite confident that, were you to read the "mandadets" that i, and i alone, set, you would discover that, in actuality, submission of photos to this or any other site is not a criteria for competition.
5 years ago
Zekey, is on a roll tonight.
5 years ago
i'm not gonna read this bullshit
dec 1 tr
5 years ago
i'm listening to slam
5 years ago
*to myself
5 years ago
if only he had the sense to join the only squad known by name, right, pb?
5 years ago
fuck you all
(cept like vomit and lobos and urkel an possum)
they cool
5 years ago
the hysterical thing, tr, is that you think i listen to you
or that i give a shit
5 years ago
your mouth is like Niagara Falls…..SIR. Subtract the water, and replace it with beer.
5 years ago
Pot, meet kettle.
5 years ago
you kids keep talking
i'm moving on
5 years ago
Vom said..."POT"
5 years ago
(not you vomit)
5 years ago
punky: shut up
5 years ago
*rolodex
5 years ago
oh shit..I meant.."^"
5 years ago
Can someone explain to me the purpose of joining a squad?
5 years ago
punky shut up and watch the video
5 years ago
zekebro, your obsession is reaching dangerous levels...if only you had the capacity to consider yourself, but without sciencism that may never be....
5 years ago
I like you, Zekey. But the 'mother stabs', will cost you…BROSEPH.
5 years ago
you'll learn something from it punky
5 years ago
REALLY?????
5 years ago
Sometimes you just got to give yourself what you wish someone else would give you. "A LIKE". Oh yeah….SHUT THE FUCK UP, ZEKE.
5 years ago
since you're asking a legitimate question, vomitcircus, no doubt you should get a legitimate answer, but that would involve quite a bit of mind numbing backstory.
5 years ago
Fuck you, punky
5 years ago
Running ZEKE, is like licking a ROOTBEER LOLLIPOP! 8(
5 years ago
I'm goin to sleep.....
5 years ago
let's just say that the "tr_squad" was originally denied in the most extreme ways possible, yet, like every other time the deniers were shown to be mistaken, they pressed on ceaselessly, giving no consideration to how their errors would look in hindsight.
5 years ago
notice how one of the more vehement squad deniers, a certain "xzekiel" can't stop talking about the tr_squad now.
5 years ago
punky you don't make snes.........
5 years ago
We all have a social mask, right? We put it on, we go out(sign in on MS), put our best foot forward, and project our "best image". But behind that social mask is a personal truth(A DRUNK), what we really, really believe about who we are and what we're capable of, and how we RUN A FUCKING THREAD, AND SOAK UP TONS OF ATTENTION. Zeke, you're no better than me, BRAH…you just type faster than me, and you're drunk, 24 FUCKING 7!!! GET YOUR POINT ACROSS….AND SHUT THE FUCK UP, FOR ONCE. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!
5 years ago
oh jesus
5 years ago
Who's part of this squad?
5 years ago
jesus is watching you ya know
peace out no friends
5 years ago
8P
5 years ago
the actual membership is unknown, considering that there are secret members...in fact, jrob2020's membership was so secret that i was unaware of it until he quit over some misplaced bronism.
5 years ago
We all have a social mask, right? We put it on, we go out(sign in on MS), put our best foot forward, and project our "best image". But behind that social mask is a personal truth(A FAGGOT), what we really, really believe about who we are and what we're capable of, and how we RUN A FUCKING THREAD, AND SOAK UP TONS OF ATTENTION. PUNKY, you're no better than me, BRAH…you just type faster than me, and you're drunk, 24 FUCKING 7!!! GET YOUR POINT ACROSS….AND SHUT THE FUCK UP, FOR ONCE. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!
5 years ago
i just subbed a sub for you zeke
5 years ago
POSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5 years ago
jrob....you with tr?
5 years ago
that's my only question
5 years ago
lol @ stinkyshit
5 years ago
This thread is fucking gold
5 years ago
I will always love you, poss.
5 years ago
i only did the tr squad thing to rustle freshie and diks jimmies...calm down bro
5 years ago
also thats two runoffs
5 years ago
fuck this shit
i'm taking my ball and i'm going home
5 years ago
see, i thought i was enticing jrob with some mlp prizes, but really i just caused him to defect.
5 years ago
zeke - nobody's with tr except as trollage
5 years ago
Jrob ran off dik????
5 years ago
bronies are a step below juggalos on the social ladder
5 years ago
" trollage" hahahaha!!!
5 years ago
dik ran off dik
5 years ago
anyone who was watching that knew i was putting up all the mlp shit because zeke was obsessed with it in the first place and brought it up as if bronism is somehow worse than some of the shit right here on this very site.
5 years ago
I'd rather not align myself with anyone in particular. I'm a muchoer.
* Vomitcircus sticks out his chest *
5 years ago
I offered to send dik some monies, but it went dormant.
5 years ago
* possum pops vomits boobs *
5 years ago
now, let us consider the original aims of the original tr_squad...seems to me that it was solely people that i know irl who also happen to have accounts here and it was done to prove that, despite claims to the contrary, users here really do care about the rep.
5 years ago
don't despair, vomitcircus, you can always be a secret member.

* tr_willk winks. *
5 years ago
was the OG trsquad doomkitty and slipshot?
5 years ago
and don't forget "meatloaf"

once i thought about that, i really laughed...
5 years ago
If any of you fuckers fell flat on your face, I would so hook you up, you fag tards. 8P
5 years ago
incidentally, the only reason why slippy never put up a pic is because a certain user refused to commit to any sort of consequence if he did, so what was the point?
5 years ago
< is in desperate need of some shrooms.
5 years ago
* PunkyBruiser throws GH, some CAPS. *
5 years ago
Foreals..send it through the mail.
5 years ago
I LOVE YOU, GH. I REALLY DO. 8)
5 years ago
All caps means he's serious.
5 years ago
just to clarify - i only double dv'd anything those folks double uv'd - it wasnt a malicious thing, just a "balancing" thing

we cool, tr?
5 years ago
why wouldn't we be, possum?

i, for one, never really cared about the rep, but i did care about how it was calculated since that was specifically mentioned to be a secret..."meatloaf"...heh.
5 years ago
on a related note, there is an actual point to the only squad known by name, but the plan can't come to fruition until i've seen everything here, so keep watching my user page and compare my votes against the total number of submissions.
5 years ago
Cant we all just get along?
5 years ago
* possum puts Tr on my secret list *
5 years ago
@GH I know...RIGHT?????
5 years ago
Oh christ, not the list!
5 years ago
different list VC
5 years ago
actually, gh, the change in the format of the site kind of destroyed users getting along.
5 years ago
YES..."THE LIST"



1. VOM SUCKS ASS!!! 8)
5 years ago
at least, in the sense of uniformly fucking with newbies.
5 years ago
* Vomitcircus whews *
5 years ago
tr: shut the fuck up
punky: shut the fuck up
5 years ago
LOL!!!
5 years ago
you two.......jesus fucking christ
5 years ago
no one gives a shit
5 years ago
just shut the fuck up
5 years ago
Sometimes you just got to give yourself what you wish someone else would give you. "A LIKE". Oh yeah….SHUT THE FUCK UP, ZEKE.
5 years ago
idk what you just said, but fuck off anyawya
5 years ago
how about this, zekebro...how about you show everyone how serious you really are by going back and stfuing everyone of my comments and punky's comments...no cheating by using a script, either...just think, in one fell swoop you could become the true king of the stfu.
5 years ago
i was on the "take my ball and go home" post
and tears are rooling down my face
5 years ago
* PunkyBruiser calls tr, and "rats" zeke out! *
5 years ago
i'm not ashamed to admit it
just shut the fuck up punky
5 years ago
jesus fucking christ
5 years ago
fin
5 years ago
Punky, nothing you say makes any sense. Shut up.
5 years ago
for real?
thank fucking jebus
5 years ago
*Takes zeke's ball and kicks it over the fence*
5 years ago
dude seriously?
you can't just shut the fuck up?
5 years ago
yes, tears are rolling.......what?
5 years ago
fin means finished btw zeke
5 years ago
it makes me sad
can't you people just shut the fuck up
cuz that makes me sadder
5 years ago
Now look what you've done.
5 years ago
this is the opposite of fin
5 years ago
i'm done here.....
5 years ago
this is how you get ants!!!
5 years ago
by "the list" i mean - MSers i generally disagree with and probly wouldnt like personally, but i think are valid MSworthy folks
5 years ago
you know you'd think i was a great guy, possbro....
5 years ago
fuck off yak
5 years ago
1- BMH
2- dug
3 - seal
4 - SFD
5 - cryass
6 - jackiebaby
5 years ago
whats your problem with me now zeke
5 years ago
HEY GUYS!
WHATS HAPPENIN
/
5 years ago
BMH is alright. The rest can eat shit.
5 years ago
you're a douchebag that sticks his nose in everyone else's business then makes up lies about poeple yak, that's my problem with you
5 years ago
I am number 2..... wait..... that is not a good thing.
* DangerousDug sobs *
5 years ago
i think you're a little faggot nerd that needs to make up shit in order to get attention
5 years ago
Number 2 suits you.
5 years ago
you talk about your goldfish and no one gives a flying fuck, so you make up shti about me
5 years ago
ha
5 years ago
when really, the truth is interesting enough
5 years ago
why do i hate you yak?
cuz i know you're a fucking liar
you'reno better than tr
5 years ago
I think me and you would get along possum..... I wouldn't be your dope smoking buddy or anything but I ain't so bad.
5 years ago
* xzekiel pisses on yak's tevas *
5 years ago
i'm sorry, what?
5 years ago
Zeke..... please tone it down.... seriously
5 years ago
show your goldfish to more people you fucking nerd
5 years ago
an yaks shit stinks just as bad as everyone else's too!
5 years ago
"hey guys wanna see my goldfish"
5 years ago
fuck off dug
5 years ago
dug i'm a queer
5 years ago
Jesus fucking Christ....REALLY??? What a bunch of cum wads.
5 years ago
ugggggggh
5 years ago
dug.........i'm a fucking faggot
i like to suck men's dicks
5 years ago
now fuck off
5 years ago
you guys done yet?
5 years ago
*my butthole
5 years ago
i kind of like hearing about the koi...but that's mostly because i knew some idiot that used to keep koi in plastic tubs inside.
5 years ago
* possum puts yak on The List now *
5 years ago
you're an idiot tr
5 years ago
* PunkyBruiser takes poss off list...NOW. *
5 years ago
* xzekiel nurrs and shows people my fish *
5 years ago
@poss just kidding.
5 years ago
I'm still laughing at "hey guys wanna see my goldfish?"
5 years ago
stop making shit up about me you faggots
i do plenty fine on my own
5 years ago
* DangerousDug makes list *
5 years ago
actually, zeke, now that you've got me thinking of it, i actually officiated at the wedding of the koi idiot with my allegedly "fraudulent" credentials...kind of funny how the government thinks my ordination is valid, right?
5 years ago
hey dug i'm a faggot!
5 years ago
tr, you talk as if anyone listens to you
5 years ago
@poss You, yak, and JerkStore are at the top of the list. We'll see how long that lasts. 8P
5 years ago
so, zeke, what percentage gay are you now?
5 years ago
sorry tubs, but you're gonna have to wait
5 years ago
this is how easy it is to fucking make zeke break down foks...

id say im here all night folks but im not
5 years ago
zeke - why are you claiming to be gay again?
5 years ago
zeke, tr just slammed you...ACKNOWLEDGE THAT...SIR
5 years ago
He's claiming to be gay for attention .
5 years ago
you guys wanna see my goldfish?
nuuurrrrrr
5 years ago
Hey Zeke, what exactly do you have planned for Dec. 1?
5 years ago
dug i'm a fucking faggot
5 years ago
kinda like spamming the stfu button then
5 years ago
* xzekiel throws sharks at dug *
5 years ago
* xzekiel grabs dug's ass *
5 years ago
I'm pretty sure if zeke was in a room full of bikers he would blow them all for being a sissy faggot that he is .
5 years ago
side note: I can't believe yak is actually commenting in a thread I'm in. 8P
5 years ago
possum, hes having a breakdown... in case you havent been around all day
5 years ago
you guys wanna see my goldfish?
5 years ago
owh man, there's a concept...me as the black guy from miami vice, you as crockett...yak could be edward james olmos...
5 years ago
* xzekiel meltsdown *
5 years ago
hahaha
5 years ago
you're such a nerdy faggot yak
5 years ago
this is sad :(
5 years ago
yak - is this a diff sort of breakdown, or the standard?
5 years ago
Never really seen anything like this before..... it is kinda sad and bothers me, because I like zeke. :(
5 years ago
fuck you
5 years ago
^go figure
5 years ago
i havent seen zeke this drunk and insane for quite awhile possum
5 years ago
on mucho?
act cool
5 years ago
fucking nerd
5 years ago
* possum logs onto chat now *
5 years ago
you're a piece of shit yak, tbh
5 years ago
This escalated quickly
5 years ago
lie some more you faggot
5 years ago
zeke youd be that villain that noone cares enough about to root against :(
5 years ago
and show more people your fucking goldfish
5 years ago
Lol @ zeke grabbing dugs ass comment lmao . Fucking zeke
5 years ago
you're a piece of shit yak
5 years ago
I'm might just be buzzing but...this thread is fucking hilarious.
5 years ago
eat my dick
5 years ago
ezophagothomia this is how easy it is to push zekes buttons
5 years ago
dude I'm perfectly lucid.....yak is a lying piece of shit
5 years ago
@Ezo *like my acne
5 years ago
I still want to know about Dec. 1
5 years ago
i got no qualms with cryax or gethigh or possum
5 years ago
you havent been drinking zeke? is that what you are claiming?
5 years ago
Dec1 is the ab-off I believe.
5 years ago
Ban him yak ! You're going to take that ? Imagine if you banned him . How his life would be over . You have the ability to control his suicide or his life , you really are a god in a weird way .
5 years ago
i just think yak is a nerd who wanders around in his fucking tevas and makes up bullshit just to spite people
5 years ago
Punky you really try hard to get a rise out of me.
5 years ago
i just think yak is a piece of shit, that's all
5 years ago
dude...we would make great buds.
5 years ago
and HEY DUG I'M A HOMO!
5 years ago
take what cryass?
zeke having a meltdown?
zeke calling me a nerd? OH NO!!! NOT A NERD!!!!
oh wait.. i am a nerd... a self proclaimed one... :P
and a self proclaimed liar....
so zeke basically is just parroting what i say about myself.. which makes no sense
5 years ago
We should start a betting pool for the ab-off. Make it happen, yak.
5 years ago
yeah, you are a nerd
and you are a filthy piece of shit yak
5 years ago
I'll suck my belly in.
5 years ago
sure.. whos in it vomitcircus?
5 years ago
I know you won't. Ban him that's asking too much . I just wanted to see a reaction out of him from me saying that
5 years ago
I feel really bad for zeke.
5 years ago
you guys try to talk to this faggot
only a matter of time....
5 years ago
suck my dick yak
5 years ago
everyone feels really bad for zeke..... except the person who feels worst for zeke.. is obviously zeke...
5 years ago
what can i see your goldfish?
5 years ago
So, it's zeke vs. tr for the ab off, right?
5 years ago
you're a piece of shit yak, that's all i'm sayin
5 years ago
you didn't even successfully piss me off
5 years ago
i just saw how hard you tried
5 years ago
zeke, we're not doing this. It really gets lame, you drunkass hippie(hippy) wanna be.
5 years ago
nurr.........you guys wanna see my goldfish?
5 years ago
shut up punky you fucking faggot
you're dead to me
5 years ago
@ZEKE NOPE...NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR PENIS.
5 years ago
Zeke I'm dying to see that goldfish
5 years ago
your mother sucks dicks in hell you fucking asshat
5 years ago
me too!
i love goldfish
5 years ago
@cryax ask yak
5 years ago
/grabs popcorn.
5 years ago
huh? you said your goldfish you lying piece of doughy baldness
5 years ago
fuck off you piece of shit
5 years ago
yak you are literally like a mini turd that won't let go no matter how hard you squeeze
5 years ago
leave me the fuck alone douchebag
5 years ago
or ban me
5 years ago
one or the other
5 years ago
mmm
do it
5 years ago
since you're interested in the contest, vom, it will be live on cam, and there has to be a clear winner or there is no winner at all.
5 years ago
faggot
5 years ago
no no no.... !@!!!!
5 years ago
you fucking little man
5 years ago
Hey...
5 years ago
shut up tr, go stick your fat head elsewhere
5 years ago
@me HI, MOM
5 years ago
what do you think guys.... is this a mucho meltdown(tm) or not?
5 years ago
I would seriously put money on an ad off of mucho members.
5 years ago
YES!!
5 years ago
fuck off rags.......this is not the time for a funny hats party
5 years ago
definitely
5 years ago
yak?
5 years ago
* yak chants MELT DOWN MELT DOWN MELT DOWN MELT DOWN *
5 years ago
What ever happened to drumrave ?
5 years ago
can i see your goldfish?
5 years ago
fuck i just saw a mouse straight up in my shit
5 years ago
got a job moved out of his parents place.. like most kids do... zekes doing the opposite :(
5 years ago
^OSTER
5 years ago
zekes literally devolving into a child before our eyes!
5 years ago
think that?
5 years ago
you're a piece of shit yak
5 years ago
Good for drum
5 years ago
YES...WE THINK THAT!!!!
5 years ago
i wish others here would see that
5 years ago
* severum sneaks in and pokes Zeke with a stick *
5 years ago
Drum just moved out of his parents place........ hahahaha.... geeeezzzz
5 years ago
you're a fucking cocksucking piece of shit yak
5 years ago
LOL!!!
5 years ago
shit.......i got mice
5 years ago
would it help if other people thought similarly to you about me zeke? do you need confirmation from your friends here to hate me?
5 years ago
grow up
5 years ago
RIP
5 years ago
the funniest thing is, i'm being deadly serious
5 years ago
Very deadly.
5 years ago
that was @zeke, yak
5 years ago
i got mice.......jsut saw one
5 years ago
^kiss ass
5 years ago
and yak is a fucking faggot
5 years ago
i hate all of you
this thread gave me cancer
please ban punky
kthxbai
5 years ago
Fuck me running, I am NOT reading all that.
5 years ago
Then go wash your girlfriends dishes, you faggot.
5 years ago
so let me know when you faggots are done
5 years ago
I'm not fucking you while your running smerf , that's close to impossible .
5 years ago
ill ban punky if you guys give me enough money to buy a bradley smoker :(
cuz i really really want a bradley smoker.. .only like 400$!
5 years ago
You couldn't fuck me even if I wasn't.
5 years ago
i <3 cryax
5 years ago
I will sum it up for you Smerf...... zeke is trippin' balls and won't leave well enough alone
5 years ago
Yeah, I got that....
5 years ago
ill pitch in 8(
5 years ago
hey...8(
5 years ago
i'm not even talking to you faggot
5 years ago
Help him raise 400 dollars jrob .
5 years ago
Mucho bake sale ?
5 years ago
ill prevent punky from being banned if he matches it :<<<<<

* yak fluctuates jewishly *

5 years ago
paypal me 400 dollars dug
5 years ago
* PunkyBruiser logs the fuck out, before it's too late. 8) *
5 years ago
Yea !!! Bake sale !!! That's a good idea , or sell some of your guns dangerous dug . Or some moon shine .
5 years ago
yak is a piece of shit
5 years ago
Do you take rain checks yak?
5 years ago
i'm giving him nothing more
5 years ago
* xzekiel shrugs and wanders off *
5 years ago
Yak, I'll fucking make you a smoker.
5 years ago
no guns..... selling shine can get fuckers in big trouble
5 years ago
i take paypal and cold hard cash
precious metals as well
or bitcoins/litecoins
5 years ago
Fuck it, I'm selling BBQ, smoked cheese, cheesecake and fudge.
5 years ago
i already have a smoker smerf.. not a bradley smoker tho...
HAVE YOU SEEN THEM???
5 years ago
I was sold at "cheesecake".
5 years ago
Punky isn't so bad... sure wouldn't pay to have him removed..... now some others .... I am tempted but.....well not them either
5 years ago
We should get jenbirdy to pitch in , I'm sure she would , she can do some webcam shows
5 years ago
Yes, yak. I'm "meh" about them.
5 years ago
which bradley smoker specifically?

there is more than one.
5 years ago
Made a drink,smoked a cigg...55 new comments.
5 years ago
Dug you should get banned for saying that
5 years ago
fuck you dug he is that bad I WILL PUNCH YOU IN YOUR STUPID BUZZCUT HAVING FACE
5 years ago
Punky minus the music shit is ok
5 years ago
FUCK YOU, DUG!!! YOU'RE A BORDER LINE HOMOSEXUAL......







AND I'M GOING BY YOUR WHITE TRASH FACE, YOU CB TALKN' FAGGOT!!!!!!!
5 years ago
lol dug defends punky,punky too stupid to realize
5 years ago
Fucking interposter!
5 years ago
This website is the reason that What's-Her-Face didn't want to save the world in "The Fifth Element".
5 years ago
I was defending you Punky... wtf
5 years ago
Leeloo Dallas?










Multipass.
5 years ago
Ok... bake sale is on
5 years ago
Milla Jovovich
5 years ago
sorry, dug. My "dukes" are up at all times, 8(
5 years ago
One of my top 5 ukranian bitches.
5 years ago
huh???
5 years ago
Kill yourself, punky.
5 years ago
the cheapest one obviously
tho its not like it would matter.. 400$ is the price point!
5 years ago
^who are you? 8)
5 years ago
@Punky

Milla Jovovich is the whats her face from The Fifth Element,The Resident evil movie, Dazed and confused etc etc.
5 years ago
I'm just kidding, yak. Have mercy on me. 8)
5 years ago
@GH Dude, don't try and school me on that movie. I'm buzzed right now, and I'm very vulnerable...







http://muchosucko.com/100093/The-ZF1-Mucho-Gun
5 years ago
I have a thing for girls from the Ukraine or russia, lost my virginity to a foreign exchange student from the Ukraine in the 7th grade.
Fucked her on a tree stump in the woods behind my school.
5 years ago
^ 2 boys, and a hammer
5 years ago
Russian babes have huge tits.
5 years ago
Yes they do..Yes they do.
5 years ago
Yyyyyep.
5 years ago
Girls from Moldova have smaller tits, but nicer asses.
5 years ago
I don't know what it is about that part of the world but they produce the best looking women.
5 years ago
Meh
5 years ago
its the radiation
5 years ago
did zeke pass out?
5 years ago
Well thank god for Chernobyl.
5 years ago
I think he did, yak
5 years ago
* yak goes and makes a fish video *

5 years ago
my first friday night off work in years and I get to watch this shit in real time!
5 years ago
fuuuuuuuck reply fail!
5 years ago
It's okay, toilet duck.
5 years ago
this is why we are here
5 years ago
LOL
5 years ago
Aren't you glad, water-closet-water-fowl?
5 years ago
ecstatic
5 years ago
Are you a Plummer toilet duck ?
5 years ago
I am not, my profession has nothing to do with my alias.
5 years ago
Are you a stripper?
5 years ago
do you blow men while theyre using the toilet?
5 years ago
not a stripper

not while they're on the toilet
5 years ago
....are you male?
5 years ago
get off my thread you fucking faggots
5 years ago
i just saw a mouse
oh shiznit
5 years ago
yak is a chickenhawk
5 years ago
>fantasized having dicks in his mouth
>calls everyone else faggots
5 years ago
fuck him
5 years ago
ezo? really?
now is not the time
5 years ago
but don't worry, i'll remember
5 years ago
Fuck you, drunkie. This is MY thread now!
5 years ago
hey yak guess what?
5 years ago
you're a fucking piece of shit faggot
5 years ago
xeke - Find Me!
5 years ago
whats going on down here?
5 years ago
smerf don't even begin to try to throw your weight around tubs
5 years ago
Sorry, I can't read that due to the glare reflecting off your bald head
5 years ago
/dying
5 years ago
dont make me come up there!
5 years ago
to sum it up?
yak is a piece of shit
smerf is white-knighting yak
you can all suck my tiny dick
you fucking posers
5 years ago
i blame jones
5 years ago
I'm whiting knighting yak?

When have I said anything about yak?
5 years ago
hey guys wanna see my goldfish?
5 years ago
i'm kidding, i don't have goldfish
i do have mice thoug
5 years ago
also, possum, idk what you're talking about
5 years ago
yak make up some more lies you piece of shit
5 years ago
* smerf rides his brown horse over zeke *


White-knighting, my ass.
5 years ago
i mean, at least be creative for once you fucking leprechaun
5 years ago
I thought I was the...oh, wait. Elf. Nevermind.
5 years ago
if you're gonna make shit up aabout me and state it as fact at least be creative little man
5 years ago
rags.....shoe
5 years ago
What shit did I make up? that you're a drunk?
5 years ago
i'm not talking to you daywalker
5 years ago
Fuck off, baldy
5 years ago
Go pass out already.
5 years ago
come on yak, be creative
5 years ago
"nurrrrrr"
5 years ago
so uncreative
5 years ago
i mean if you're going to make up stories at least make them interesting you fucking piece of shit
5 years ago
you lying motherfucker
5 years ago
ill ban zeke for 400$ as well ;/
5 years ago
hows that for creative!
5 years ago
now this i think people can get behind
5 years ago
Still trying to figure out what the fuck he's babbling about now. Perhaps I should give up, though
5 years ago
if only they knew....
5 years ago
smerf: i'm saying yak is a lying piece of shit and i got mice runnin up on me
you're okay though
5 years ago
Naw it's fun to see a zeke meltdown , on the other hand you better not be joking about that 400 dollar punky ban .
5 years ago
Yeah, I saw the bit about the mice. Gonna pull a toolman on them?
5 years ago
i'm gonna kill them, yeah
i wish i could kill yak too like the fucking rodent he is
5 years ago
keep llying about me yak.........
5 years ago
i dont know whats funnier
zeke having mice crawling on him
or any creature actually wanting to touch zeke
5 years ago
Good evening.
5 years ago
CAPTAIN ON DECK!
5 years ago
Good evening Kirk ! Stfu
5 years ago
Well, if it ain't my ol' buddy Jimbo.
5 years ago
Sorry smerf ,p
5 years ago
Don't miss the next exciting episode of " Days of our zeke"
5 years ago
Why not even submitting Zekes video diary, 2 hours long daily
5 years ago
Nobody could handle that.
5 years ago
im never drinking againim n
5 years ago
That's what an attention whoring faggot would say after being a drunk attention whoring faggot.
5 years ago
i never asked for your attention asshat
5 years ago
good morning zeker
5 years ago
bob
im on phone
fuck u all
cept possum n lobos
n maybe squate
but fuck the rest of u in ur loose bholes
5 years ago
What a wonderful morning Zeke!
5 years ago
dis phones a piece o shit s ph
n hello beautiful
5 years ago
dat said hi gaybob
5 years ago
Still drunk?
5 years ago
hurtin
5 years ago
fe el sea sick
5 years ago
Yea you got pretty shit faced
5 years ago
:s
5 years ago
never again
5 years ago
get some weed bro
5 years ago
420BLAZEITFGT
5 years ago
hair of the dog works fine
5 years ago
weed ms ms me paranoid as fuck
im gettin black xs tatted
down fo lyfe
:ptt
5 years ago
did box hijack your account?
5 years ago
naah 6 pk or pint im good
not fifth n 6 pk
5 years ago
apparently brain damage has set in
5 years ago
im on phone
this tbing sucks
5 years ago
You've got stamina zeke, I'll give you that.
5 years ago
ty sqte
dedicat thnx for not banning me yak
i woulda banned me
5 years ago
cationdedi
5 years ago
u know what i mean
5 years ago
just stop
5 years ago
collaborate and listen
5 years ago
word to yo mama
5 years ago
So "hair of the dog" is out of the question this morning Zeke ?
5 years ago
ya im " working"
5 years ago
how about some relaxing music to wipe away the hangover
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Uz8gLA6wbQ
5 years ago
i cant watch vids

and sorry yak i accidentally reported spam
5 years ago
ok, big daddy's here so I'm on laptop now and don't have to sit around waiting for people. I still gotta do the chores and shit though so not drinking. And fuck you very much weazl.
5 years ago
wow, just wow.....
5 years ago
pretty entertaining, ya
5 years ago
pretty something....
5 years ago
* possum cancels paypal transfer *
5 years ago
offer is open for any member really ;/
5 years ago
ya know how sometimes i say i'm "zeke-drunk"?....i'm sorry, that just isnt possible, is it?
5 years ago
yea... its a whole other level... see the problem with you is you arent actually insane... so when you get drunk you are just normal person drunk.. no matter how drunk you get you still have your humanity as part of that experience... so while you could be REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY drunk.... you could never actually reach the same state of drunk zeke because of that :(
5 years ago
I think it is sorta like "black out drunk" where you keep functioning but you are on something like auto pilot.
5 years ago
I don't think Zeke would have known what he had done, but fortunately he could look back at the comments on here to prove his insanity
5 years ago
i resent that, yak - i was certifiably mentally ill for most of the late 90's... i have notarized paperwork and everything!
5 years ago
no... black out drunk is just black out drunk... noone ever acts like zeke while drunk no matter how much alcohol or other substances they have
he was singing fucking aladin songs to ohsnap on cam WHILE PUKING ON HIMSELF
5 years ago
who does that???

zeke
5 years ago
point taken
5 years ago
the thing is - zeke is a MS treasure
5 years ago
no homo
5 years ago
True.... Zeke is quite amazing.... he is the most intellectual drunk you will ever meet.
5 years ago
uh... no he isnt :P
5 years ago
Way to go, 6th place on most discussed list
5 years ago
What the hell....
5 years ago
read it all.. i dare you
5 years ago
Don't do it. It will turn your brain into white trash.
5 years ago
<read it all

and i'm fine!
5 years ago
i can sum it up

zekes gets drunk and becomes obsessed with me and my fish for some fucked up reason
5 years ago
this other dude's hot
5 years ago
me?
5 years ago
yep
5 years ago
hmm - showed you mine...
5 years ago
forgive me if i dont feel like i was the only one...
5 years ago
* possum slinks off *
5 years ago
why does it take so many posts to get your lame points across?
5 years ago
He's a rapper also, George watsky! Look em up, he's actually great.
5 years ago
I'm glad to see zeke fell under the sober wagon again.
Smerf had the funniest comment.
zeek is now officially 83% gay.
5 years ago
Only 83% ?
5 years ago
Those are some brilliant tags.
5 years ago
Well this how now made it into the top five of most discussed thanks to all you faggots
5 years ago
Holy spamfest how did i miss this one?
5 years ago
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1 year ago
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