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A Little Restraint

I sincerely hope you like this Kirk. (haha, i'm just kidding.....fuck you)

annoying

by xzekiel

submitted August 9th 2013

154 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
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comments (154)
Hi lobos
* xzekiel curtsies *
4 years ago
i'm down to two cigarettes and i gotta pee
4 years ago
i gotta get more booze and butts and relieve myself
4 years ago
i'm just kinda talkin here, don't mind me
4 years ago
Zeke you really get taken by them ladymen don't ya
4 years ago
Hi. Bye
4 years ago
dude.....the fuck?
4 years ago
Cause he knows I give good head.
4 years ago
whaaa?
4 years ago
I was all okay lobos could be a girl until it posted a pic of a tranny, how did you miss that zekeypoop? Too bad I have to go to work or I could explain it to you
4 years ago
it's okay toaster, i don't give a shit about your opinion anyway
4 years ago
i also didn't understand any of that
4 years ago
Shocking! Just lube up well first zekeypoop
4 years ago
and, tbh, i'm the straightest guy on here
I admit i was attracted to a dude once
I'm not hiding behind my computer wacking it to tranny porn
4 years ago
idk what any of that says....
4 years ago
i need to wobble to the store
4 years ago
That was like a much shittier version of De Niro's, listen you fuckers, you screwheads, here is a man who could not take it anymore, a man who stood up against, the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is.......
4 years ago
shut up kurupt
4 years ago
*stumble
4 years ago
*crawl
4 years ago
*hitch a ride with dik
4 years ago
it's across the street....i'll wobble
4 years ago
i gotta go put on pants.....ffs
4 years ago
it's 6 pm
do you know where your children are?
4 years ago
Pink Lycra pants. You fuckin QUEER.
4 years ago
well no I was thinking some baggy denim dickies....
4 years ago
idk why you hate me so much though.....
to each their own, right?
4 years ago
* xzekiel sticks dick through pic of david hasselhoff just to piss off kurupt *
4 years ago
i think finally akameldon may stop following me
4 years ago
* xzekiel glitters up *
4 years ago
Your a deeply confused fucker..
4 years ago
i'm incredibly lucid
4 years ago
also, I miss lucid :(
4 years ago
So no excuses then?
4 years ago
oggle what you want boy, oggle what you want
you never gonna get it so you might as well forget it
4 years ago
would i use being drunk as an excuse for being slightly gay?
is that your question?
I wouldn't use being drunk as an excuse to hide it.
I am slightly gay.....I'm kind of a faggot
but to be honest here I don't really like dudes
I like females
i'm sorry.....what was your question again?
4 years ago
Don't try draw me into your faggotry, hemisphere of shit. I'm straight as an arrow.
4 years ago
like, to be honest here, I only care about how I appear to lobos right now
4 years ago
you were just propositiioning me shithead
4 years ago
cuz, well, let's face it: she fly
4 years ago
It's hard to make a queer joke, to a queer?
4 years ago
i liked one guy in my life......if you want to call me a fag so be it
i'm more into lobos though
and y'all say she's a trap....
so, it's like a grab box, right?
4 years ago
ok, i'm a queer
i'm a straight up faggot......
4 years ago
* xzekiel moves on *
4 years ago
*grab bag
4 years ago
let me grab and see if i get a bag
4 years ago
you realize you're trying to argue here with someone who's a fifth down, right?
4 years ago
* xzekiel gay pride marches *
4 years ago
You like lobos because she has a guyish figure, no tits, and mannish hands.
4 years ago
*manish figure
and well.....if that's the case, i'm guilty
4 years ago
i do like her
more for her personality though
4 years ago
and inb4 that stupid link
i don't much care
4 years ago
she's welcome to think of me what she wants
i DO like her
4 years ago
*mannish
4 years ago
whatever you want to think guy
4 years ago
yeah that's getting old and tired
4 years ago
but keep it up tr!
4 years ago
^ Got fucked in the ass and is attracted to "one" guy but isn't gay.
4 years ago
Noob learn your place and stay out of this
4 years ago
^this is why i like her so
4 years ago
Im not following you dumbass, your just spread out on here like a bad fucking disease..
4 years ago
Talk some sense into him will u :)
4 years ago
I think it would be just easier for me to run headlong into a cement wall.. Hello LL..
4 years ago
What's the story Aka?
4 years ago
You're in for some fun, Aka
4 years ago
* xzekiel listens to sub summons the sobriety to go for more alchy *
4 years ago
Hey KURUPT, just got back from Staples (office supply store) Im sick of my laptop so I upgraded to a Lenovo H520 desktop and a HP 23.1 HD monitor, and a Seagate external hard drive..
4 years ago
LOL LL, does that mean you wanna play with me?.. Just Kidding..
4 years ago
Hi Mel!
4 years ago
I know that could be interpreted two ways, my bad.
I won't be staying long, seen enough for today
4 years ago
Hey severum, hows it going?
4 years ago
The most of that comment i understood, was staples
4 years ago
Something about a Stargate...
4 years ago
It's going. Just killing time before my fuckbuddy arrives. Congrats on the upgrade. I really should upgrade my piece of shit computer.
4 years ago
KURUPT, I got a new computer today, its kind of a nice one.. That better?..
4 years ago
Thanks severum, will you be videotaping tonights fuck session? enquiring minds would like to see..
4 years ago
Did you not try the system restore shit i was telling you about? Or did you just want an upgrade?
4 years ago
No its not that KURUPT, Im just sick of this 15" laptop, I just wanted something bigger.. and I did write down what you told me, but what I am actually going to do to my laptop when I get my new pc set up is do a complete factory restore on it..
4 years ago
15" not big enough? You set impossible standards...
4 years ago
Yeah, i would recommend it. Did you end up watching any more of that programme last night? There was 2 episodes on the telly tonight. I forgot how heavy the shit gets? Your in for a treat Aka.
4 years ago
No I didn't, I passed out while I was on here I think and woke in my chair about 4am, I hate it when I do that. I do plan on watching tonight though..
4 years ago
How much was the new pc?
4 years ago
Monitor, tower, hard drive, 2 years malware/virus protection, back up flashdrive and I stocked up on printer ink......$1020.93..
4 years ago
Not 3 bad.
4 years ago
Congrats on the new computer, may it last many months before you fuck it up.
4 years ago
Nice because it didn't come out of pocket, I had $800 set aside for a new pc but Today I got my first of 2 retroactive checks from the department of unemployment for a claim I filed almost 2 years ago..
4 years ago
Dude lend me some money bro .
4 years ago
Thanks Barret, I just hope I fucking don't.. again..
4 years ago
I asked for some money not for a like
4 years ago
Congrats on paying for malware/virus protection when you get it for free.
4 years ago
The free shit sucks..
4 years ago
Not really.
4 years ago
Then you get a whole bunch of nothing for both cryax..
4 years ago
They say benifit fraud costs the average householder, €100 a month. Nonsense, i'm up €200 a week.
4 years ago
I had Avi or Avg.. whatever, and it didn't stop a fucking thing..
4 years ago
So whats that KURUPT? like $.50 a week US?
4 years ago
I thought we had established that pulling out the internet cable and restarting kills all viruses.
4 years ago
Pulling out isn't 100% effective.
4 years ago
No, I learned, you have to spray Lysol into the internet hole on your computer also, That kills the viruses..
4 years ago
Fuck no. The €1 is worth $1.35 at the moment. So i'm fucking laughing pal.
4 years ago
Aint worth shit here..
4 years ago
No prob, Aka, i was going to call to your pad for a session. But since you were ignorant, looks like these two dirty girls are looking after me.
4 years ago
Your a bastard KURUPT, well, give a good what fer..
4 years ago
You know this man....
4 years ago
And subs some pics..
4 years ago
There in the jax (toliet) snorting coke. I'll see how the night plays out??????
4 years ago
Just ask them if the would like to be "Muchofamous" and go from there, And why the fuck aren't you in the toilet with them??
4 years ago
Because i sold them the shit coke, i'm having a cheeky line of the good shit in the living room. Come on Aka, use your fucking brain.
4 years ago
I hope you get shit on your cock when you fuck their ass's, just for selling them the overcut shit..
4 years ago
Haters, will be Haters.
4 years ago
Not mad about the coke, just jealous of the sluts is all, you better be a good boy and do some fisting..
4 years ago
Thank's for reminding me, knuckle duster time. We'll not really, the 2 hanicapps are dancing in the corner right now.
4 years ago
Make your move shyboy..
4 years ago
Sorry Aka, some ball tickling happening at the mo.
4 years ago
You have 2 girls there and all you can think to do is scratch your balls?..
4 years ago
I never said it was me tickling the balls. Come on Aka you big virgin.
4 years ago
Anyway, i have to leave. They want to go and get more drink? I shall see you in the next cartoon Aka.Keep watching the show.
4 years ago
Later KURUPT..
4 years ago
Upvote for the description.
4 years ago
Haha just kidding.
4 years ago
you're just asking for more slam poetry
4 years ago
Go right ahead and sub some more.
4 years ago
i'll look for some when i get back from th liquor store
4 years ago
i need to pee
4 years ago
I was thinking about going to the liquor store myself.
4 years ago
do it up
4 years ago
Fuck sake lads, do you not buy in the beer earlier?
4 years ago
oh i bought a fifth earlier
think i'm a lightweight you poofter?
4 years ago
I have to walk to the store and it's been like 100 degrees all day.
4 years ago
i need to compose myself and go for some more booze
4 years ago
Poofter, ha ha. Answer me this zeke, is a fifth a fifth of a gallon, it's a different measure for alcohol in Ireland.
4 years ago
idk for sure what a fifth is
a pint is 1/8th of a gallon
so i assume a fifth is a fifth
4 years ago
750 mL? (no google)
4 years ago
yeppers
4 years ago
O.k, good man metal face, an average size bottle of spirits over here is 700 ml. Just a warm up.
4 years ago
i gotta get my shit together and go get beers and butts
booze is a little excessive
4 years ago
I need to put on some pants and go pee
I need some moral support
4 years ago
* xzekiel puts on pants *
4 years ago
thanks for the help gals
4 years ago
A-are the pants for peeing in?
4 years ago
they're actually shorts
and don't even have cargo pockets
but i walked out with a 6 pack and butts
i hate these short btw
4 years ago
i had to put on a polo shirt too and act all nicey-nice
4 years ago
Your in Maine Zeke, I hope the polo shirt was plaid..
4 years ago
* xzekiel wanders off *
4 years ago
zeke's still sittin' in his pee-pants.
4 years ago
and i'm not gonna change my dirty pee pants all day
4 years ago
There once was a man from Nantucket.
4 years ago
I wish you assholes would stop using my post as your shitting grounds
4 years ago
* jrob2020 grabs a newspaper and squats *
4 years ago
fuck you throb
you've changed bro
4 years ago
What jrob?
4 years ago
I think this is hilarious
4 years ago
recover password