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diglett has feet

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?! http://www.gonintendo.com/?mode=viewstory&id=198346

geek

by L0RD_QU3S0

submitted August 3rd 2013

27 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
diglett has feet
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comments (27)
No
4 years ago
Agreed.
4 years ago
fuck you. For the poor unmarried ugly chuds that come here frequently, GUARANTEED.. there will be a time in which either

a horned up Asian college freshman chick is going to sit next to at some random location.. I don't know, a Starbucks.. looking for small talk because she just traveled to your small shithole town for a college education and is lonely. Unsure of what to say, you casually throw in with a smile "Hey you remember that pokemon, Diglett? yea he isn't just a random head, he has a body.. as a icebreaker.

More than likely she's going to open up to you because that game got her through alot of tough times in her childhood. being fat/ flatulent/ abusive father, etc..

she's going to open up, for small talk.. laugh, giggle then BAM.. she's sucking your dick/ eating you out in your poorly lit car on the side of a Starbucks parking lot.
4 years ago
the "other" scenario: chubby anime chick, on the side of a bookstore, burger king, A&Ws, Ihop, etc..
4 years ago
*fat greasy nerd boy
4 years ago
for the ladies or gay. I'm not judging.

with confidence.. it'll work
4 years ago
What in the mother fucking hell are you ranting about queso?
4 years ago
sport - did you get that thing i sent you?
4 years ago
No...checking now
4 years ago
You mean your last email about that weird person?
4 years ago
well, kinda - sending a postscript to that now
4 years ago
Got it...replied. Off for a bit.
4 years ago
um.
4 years ago
havent got that thing you sent me , sir
4 years ago
Sorry got returned...tried to send it direct instead of replying. You should have it now.
4 years ago
just as an aside - i just downloaded a program that will let me convert and sub old VHS recordings....

any requests?
4 years ago
Yea I have some requests
4 years ago
no
4 years ago
You old faggot you better take my request you lonely bitch
4 years ago
How about your sex tape with Lori?
4 years ago
How about everything that's muchoworthy?
4 years ago
How bout you shut up
4 years ago
no
4 years ago
Yes
4 years ago
* MetalFace stops commenting now but not because cryax said so *
4 years ago
* cryax wins this thread war . Metal face runs like a girl *
4 years ago
Pokemon. Really. Now I feel old
4 years ago
recover password