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Dumbass On The Balcony

Suicidal man averting rescue....... Falls off of balcony.

ouch

by thatdude420

submitted July 28th 2013

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Dumbass On The Balcony
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2 stories? What an attention whore faggot.
4 years ago
That's 3 stories you blind cock shiner
4 years ago
There should be 2 types of negotiator's in suicide situations, one for it that eggs you on to do it and one that tries to talk you out of it, that way it's at least fair and balanced.. I personally would have no problem talking someone into doing it..
4 years ago
More air for the rest of us..
4 years ago
This guy I would have just pushed off the edge and said "cry for help to someone else."
4 years ago
2 stories......not gonna kill you unless you swan dive face first onto cement
4 years ago
It's too bad humans aren't like Lemmings who commit mass suicide to control their population..
4 years ago
We have a beautiful bridge here Named The French King Bridge, It's 120' from the top to the water and gets used quite a bit for checking out, in fact, one of the last people to do a peter pan off from it was a guy I went elementary school with..
4 years ago
Whats the story Aka? Still bitching?
4 years ago
Bitching about what KURUPT?..
4 years ago
I don't know pal, i'm just back from holidays, haven't Mucho'd in a while?
4 years ago
The French King Bridge? You Masshole.
4 years ago
I'm only kidding. I just wanted to say Masshole.
4 years ago
Oh, Hey I saw a vid the other day of a woman politician in Ireland bitching out Irish Parliament for allowing the US to land and refuel commercial jetliners that are bound for Syria loaded with arms, she made them look like fucking assholes for allowing this to happen considering the fact that there is an arms embargo to Syria..
4 years ago
Your welcome to try your luck off from it anytime Vomit.. and yes, I'm a Masshole..
4 years ago
I didn't see it Aka? I was in Spain, The blood in Spain falls mainly on the train.
4 years ago
I'll see if I can find the link for you, I know I have it somewhere..
4 years ago
Nice 1
4 years ago
And "going on Holiday" does not mean derailing a train KURUPT..
4 years ago
Here you go KURUPT and anyone else interested in blatant war crimes by our current "Administration" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIMucHfUMyg
4 years ago
The last time i got a paella, it wasn't great. That'll teach em.
4 years ago
Fuck their rice too..
4 years ago
I just checked out the link Aka, that same bitch was done for drunk driving, only 6 m months ago.
4 years ago
Drunk driving? in Ireland? now way.. Doesn't matter, she's still right..
4 years ago
We'll be the wind at your backs???? What a lad of bollox??
4 years ago
Typical US government, trading promises for favors..
4 years ago
Yeah, Clinton was the man for helping out the cause. He mean't it.But fuckin Barrack couldn't give a fuck lee, even thou he claim's to be Irish?
4 years ago
Don't expect anything from Obama,.. We're white..
4 years ago
Ha, Ha very true sir.
4 years ago
It's Ironic here (the US) I listen to everybody bitch about all the underhanded illegal shit our president and his gang of thugs get away with and what he is doing to the country and the people BUT they wont organize or do anything because they are so used to sucking on the government tit, they don't dare stand up for themselves because they fear they might lose the free shit they are so used too.. Fucking Sheep...
4 years ago
My father was in Florida last year, and said it looked like something from Bumfights? I showed him bumfights years ago. The rich get richer, and that's the story of life, no matter where you'r from...
4 years ago
I have no problem with wealthy people, I feel someone should not be penalized more taxwise simply because they are doing well for themselves, It seems a double standard, It's like saying " Come to America The land of Oppurtunity" But don't get rich and do well because the rest of us will get jeleous and fuck you for it..
4 years ago
You live in a free country. Just be happy about that.
4 years ago
"Free" is fast becoming a contradiction in terms in this country..
4 years ago
Times they are a changing. Ron Burgundy never heard this song, so when he fell, he fell hard.
4 years ago
Apparently most of the American public never heard it either, All I can think of is the line from a talking heads song that said "and as things fell apart, nobody paid any attention"..
4 years ago
Listen Aka, i would like to recommend a good Irish show to watch. Download Love\Hate. It's all about Irish drug dealers, and would suit a Muchoer down to the ground.
4 years ago
I'll check it out KURUPT.. and thanks, always looking for something good to watch..
4 years ago
The first season is a bit hit and miss. But it kicks on from there. A look at the modern Ireland. Hope you check it out.
4 years ago
I hate to ask KURUPT, but I take it it's readily available on the net? or is it on netfuck, yousuck, hugoo, ect ect?..
4 years ago
As far as i know, all three seasons are on Kickass torents. Great torrent site. Season 4 is being filmed at the moment.
4 years ago
Thanks for the info, I will definitely check it out..
* Akameldon checks beer and plans evening.. *
4 years ago
It's hitting midnight here, and thanks for reminding me about beer? I'm on my last can..... FUCK.
4 years ago
Sucks to be you, I got beer, just out of Bourbon..
4 years ago
cool groove.
4 years ago
Rope Man's not gonna like this....AT ALL.



http://muchosucko.com/114964/Look-Its-Rope-Man


4 years ago
Just do what Moe did. Sue the rope company
4 years ago
At least someone got a cool jumper out of it
4 years ago
In future, please make bigger onion sacks.
4 years ago
*ketchup packets
4 years ago
Steve Irwin would be spinning in his grave.
4 years ago
to bad there's not a cam in his casket.
4 years ago
I wanna do that, have a cam in my casket, I wonder if I can request to not be embalmed just to speed up the process?..
4 years ago
Steve Irwin's wife and daughter still have not been able to get any lige insurance money from Steve's policy.
4 years ago
don't forget your "sign", Aka. 8)
4 years ago
*life
4 years ago
His insurance conpany says they can't pay because he was killed by a fish instead of a crocodile.
4 years ago
I always wanted to build my own casket, I think I still will, I just have to take up a fund to commission the statue for my gravestone..
4 years ago
They are calling it an act of cod.
4 years ago
Rollo, Steve's still alive. He just wanted a way out. He's living here in Nashville now, happy as fuck..I might add.
4 years ago
He had his own brand of sunscreen for a while. They pulled it off shelves because it doesn't protect from harmful rays:(
4 years ago
wow...that was good, Rollo. 8)
4 years ago
Thank you, squadmate.
4 years ago
where's are leader right now? Is he passed out in pile of nachos again?
4 years ago
*our
4 years ago
Hey punky, there showing old episodes of Breading Bad at the moment.Ever think of changing your name to skinny pete?
4 years ago
I think he is doing some squad work elsewhere.
4 years ago
fuck cell phones!!!
4 years ago
"Breading Bad"? Are you trying to get a rise out of us?
4 years ago
hey, KURUPT...let's play a round of ping pong, for your paycheck, bitch!!
4 years ago
How about a game of pong to see who gets to dig up your dead mother so I can fuck her again for old times sake.
4 years ago
* PunkyBruiser would enjoy an extra $200 a week. 8) *
4 years ago
Just drink him under the table KURUPT the throw him to the pike's..
4 years ago
Meth is a hell of a drug.....
4 years ago
WELL...WELL...WELL...Look's like we got a LURKER. Fuck you, KFC!!
4 years ago
Fuck your dead mom.
4 years ago
I mean, I would like to.
4 years ago
She is definitely a dmilf.
4 years ago
fuck that was hilarious
* jrob2020 pats kfc *
4 years ago
What was that dead cocksuckers name though? I forgot even with all of our encounters.
4 years ago
she's dead, faggot. Can't you find trim that's got blood flow?
4 years ago
Hey skinny, looks like we got a cling'on.
4 years ago
Haterz comin out of the woodwork
4 years ago
^agreed
4 years ago
Much like frowning vs smiling, it is much more work to be a hater. I just don't understand why people want to be like that.
4 years ago
smh
4 years ago
Skinny, i'm no hater. I was just having a laugh. But this other cunt is talking about fucking your dead mother? And you seem to have no problem with it???
4 years ago
It's called "little penis syndrome"
4 years ago
It's a good thing you are poor bitch and couldn't afford a casket for her. I wanted our newest encounter to be as natural as possible; just me, your mother and the dirt...
4 years ago
I payed for my mothers funeral, you stinky bitch fuck. Go back to work, at 7-11, LOSER.
4 years ago
It's called "I fucked her tits off syndrome"..
4 years ago
Kfc is so shocking and abraisive.
4 years ago
Aka...really? You're creeping me out.
4 years ago
I give you permission to call me stinky bitch fucker after I get done with your mother but only for about 5 minutes.
4 years ago
^comment fail.
4 years ago
Rollo_Tomasi doesn't make boring and predictable comments
4 years ago
ROLLO IS WAY BETTER THAN YOU, FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!
4 years ago
I'm sure it smells better than your mother. KFC nig nog cunt.
4 years ago
KFC, is a super lurker.
4 years ago
I am not having fun anymore after being called out like that. Shit just got real for me.
4 years ago
Your dead mother lurks my dreams...
4 years ago
But I'm not rude to her.
4 years ago
dude...really? Get some new material, BITCH.
4 years ago
Dead mom.
4 years ago
^predictable
4 years ago
Do you want me to kill you so that you can be with her?
4 years ago
Because, I'll do it.
4 years ago
Sknny, don't let this little cunt away with it. Me and Aka have your back.
4 years ago
You know none of you fucking idiots have any kind of reading comprehension. God damn it I can see why everyone hates you faggots.
4 years ago
@KFC you can do whatever. you don't come around much, so your bags gotta hole in it. I guess you can keep digging, and copying everyone else, if this what's your tiny fire, FAGGOT
4 years ago
Someone just graduated to the haterz list. It's too bad really.
4 years ago
*feeds
4 years ago
I hate fighting with faggots, while I'm buzzed. It's like a fucking root canal.
4 years ago
Listen KFC, now that your getting so upset. I promise just to steal half the shit from your mothers house, after i'm finished, You Know???? I need to replace the duster, talk about a dry pussy?
4 years ago
Aint nothing worth stealin' KURUPT, bitch sold it all for crack, better to go maggot fishing with your cock in Punky's Mom..
4 years ago
damn...that was good, Aka. Fuck off. 8)
4 years ago
Hahahahahaha.. just sayin'..
4 years ago
^attention whore
4 years ago
Like your Mom?..
4 years ago
^^^^^HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
4 years ago
Go On Aka. Me fail english, that's unpossible??
4 years ago
I am just the vision of prettiness I am..
4 years ago
* smerf fubs aka's ugly, little, bald head *
4 years ago
Jizz stained undies.
4 years ago
^^^^"Refresh Fails"
4 years ago
* smerf fucks up typing and completely misses it until he has already hit "comment" *
4 years ago
Punky, i had your back against KFC, so why are you being a cheeky cunt.
4 years ago
I'm not. If something got lost in the mix, it was a "refresh fail"..I guess. Plus...I'm hammered. 8)
4 years ago
^Tweedle-dee and Tweedle-dum.
4 years ago
See, I'm better looking than you think..
* Akameldon sings "Oh Canada".. http://imgur.com/CMdYJGW *
4 years ago
lol!!
4 years ago
Kfc, you are getting close to being on a much worse list. Please check your attitude and be nice to my fellow squad members.
4 years ago
Whoops,, almost not worth it but.. http://imgur.com/CMdYJGW
4 years ago
Thought I fucked the link up..
4 years ago
^repost
4 years ago
nice work, Squidly.
4 years ago
I thought he was in jail???
4 years ago
Who's in jail?..
4 years ago
I wonder how many people is watching us right now? When I win the lottery(if and when) I'm gonna get David Fincher, to do a movie about Mucho Sucko. It will be BLISS....like "Jeff".
4 years ago
*are
4 years ago
Squid. The last post i saw of his was a baldy pussy. And i don't mean kfc.
4 years ago
"Kentucky fried children"?.. oh excuse me "Kentucky Fucked Children"..
4 years ago
Old enough to bleed, bleedin old enough.
4 years ago
^a wise man
4 years ago
* Akameldon checks North American sex offender registry list for anyone with the alias "Punky",.. and expects results.. *
4 years ago
It's "old enough to bleed old enough to breed" KURUPT..
4 years ago
if you're old enough to die for your country, then you're old enough to take a big ass cock in your pussy/butthole....




"PunkyBruiser"
4 years ago
Bleedin, is Irish slang. Instead of saying fucking.Start watching the t.v show i was talking about, and you'll understand.
4 years ago
* PunkyBruiser clicks on goggle *
4 years ago
Old enough to pee, old enough for me.
4 years ago
Rollo..that was really awkward. 8|
4 years ago
Old enough to poop, old enough to floop.
http://muchosucko.com/29966/FLOOP
4 years ago
Get a designer beard easily, by simply sucking a magnet, while dipping your chin in a bowl of iron fillings.
4 years ago
^???? LOL!
4 years ago
Rollo's link is magical. It's like, dudes balls, turns into a cock....WTF?
4 years ago
Fucking "Magical"..
4 years ago
Gonna stuff my ball in your ass and its gonna be "Magical"..
4 years ago
Damn. I just clicked on Rollo's link, and Claude said the same thing I said. 8(
4 years ago
Stop goldfish having sex, by simply throwing a small bucket of air over them.
4 years ago
them over air of bucket small a throwing simply by, sex having goldfish Stop.
4 years ago
sorry...I'm plastered. 8(
4 years ago
I'm plastered 2, but i find it better to have a laugh, than to be a miserable cunt? Just an option?
4 years ago
hey, buddy...suck it! Your shit stinks just like mine, sir. 8P
4 years ago
I drank a bottle of febreeze earlier, so i should be good.
4 years ago
fuuuuck....
4 years ago
Mix it with Listerine, just for social purposes..
4 years ago
@KU what sent..."Fresh Linen"??
4 years ago
*scent
4 years ago
@ P.U. Hahahahahahahaha... P.U.....
4 years ago
I think Aka has a bit o Irish in em? I'm off to have a vodka/colgate smoothie.
4 years ago
* PunkyBruiser is very jelly over this. *
4 years ago
Half Irish Half Scotch KURUPT..
4 years ago
* Akameldon pours a shot of imitation maple flavoring and says "Cheers" to KURUPT.. *
4 years ago
The British monarchical system, can suck our balls. Were the Celtic people.
4 years ago
Well said my friend..
4 years ago
* smerf just got back from the highland games today *


fuck, bitches!
4 years ago
Nice. UH AH UP THE RA.
4 years ago
I really fail to understand the British tolerance in your country..
4 years ago
If you check out the 12th of July march in Belfast this year, you will see how much hate still exists.
4 years ago
Kinda reminds me of the current situation here, You have a monkey on your back that you all hate but don't have the means to get rid of..
4 years ago
Ha Ha, Monkey's. One thing at a time Aka.
4 years ago
Did u find that show aka?
4 years ago
a "monkey"? More like a balding serial killer...






http://muchosucko.com/99653/FOR-MUCHO-HATRED
4 years ago
I haven't looked yet, I wrote it down so when I'm finished here I'll take a look..
4 years ago
Fuck you Punky, I'll have you know that my nickname in elementary school was "Monkeyboy".. and shut up about my hobbies..
4 years ago
8P
4 years ago
U won't be dissapointed. I might have to send on Irish slang dictionary, or you won't have a fucking clue what there saying
4 years ago
Didn't like the nickname, it was cause my ears stuck out..
4 years ago
I like you, Aka. I'm going to bed.






C ya
4 years ago
Later punky..
4 years ago
* Akameldon thinks to myself "I like you too Punky" as he firmly holds the pillow over Punky's face and waits for the thrashing to subside.. Goodnight Punky.. Goodnight.. *
4 years ago
KURUPT- you still awake?
if so i have a sub to sub for you
4 years ago
fuckit - me subs anyway
4 years ago
Gayest thread ever.
4 years ago
fact
4 years ago
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