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Black people can't swim

Lifeguard was on the ball

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by Rollo_Tomasi

submitted July 25th 2013

33 comments
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for the first time I see a life guard in action, I was practicing my were's waldon instict and damn, on that job, your eyes have to be looking left, right up, down and left.
4 years ago
twisted metal cheat code ^
4 years ago
did anyone understand that?
4 years ago
I have a co-worker who speaks like that, so yes. And it IS hilarious.
4 years ago
The lifeguard actually didn't do that procedure the right way. You have to flip the victim over and swim them back face-up to the side of the pool.

Either that, or he really wanted to drown her.
4 years ago
She's black, Jim.
4 years ago
He had a float and just stuck her on that. She wasn't unconscious.
4 years ago
They can learn how to commit armed robbery but can't learn how to swim. Disgraceful.
4 years ago
Lol thatdude got offended at your comment .
4 years ago
not all of them do "armed" robbery, sometimes they just kick in your door when you are gone and take your stuff....
4 years ago
Why would you go in a wave pool if you can't swim?
4 years ago
i do and i cant swim
4 years ago
Well then I nominate you for a Darwin award.
4 years ago
Good luck!
4 years ago
how do you never learn to swim? is it like a coordination problem?
4 years ago
Don't know how it could be. I learned to swim at the age of 4 or 5, and I was uncoordinated as hell back then.
4 years ago
I could swim like a damn dolphin by the time I was 5. Used to scare the shit out of the lifeguards, but my mom would stand by the diving board going "no no, it's okay. He can swim"
4 years ago
I can swim. I just never mastered the whole breathing while doing it part. I'm not gonna drown but it certainly isn't pretty.
4 years ago
teehee... cunnilingus!
4 years ago
Looks like my toilet.
4 years ago
The life guard pulled her out because she was going to shit in the pool.
4 years ago
I was in water polo. So I guess some can swim?
4 years ago
And I've seen a mouse fetch a pinwheel. Does that make mice smart?
4 years ago
You probably shouldn't announce that you played water polo to everybody.
4 years ago
water polo is funner than heck
4 years ago
@jones, I find your comparison offensive. Good day to you, faggot.
4 years ago
BLERD!
3 years ago
Its hard to swim with a single digit bodyfat percentage. No buoyancy.
4 years ago
I would have probably just tossed her a watermelon...........they do float don't they?
4 years ago
She'd have been swarmed by the crowd before you'd have the chance to find out.
4 years ago
Mentally..tons of potential babies are being made in this pool. Do the fucking math.
4 years ago
Nigga stole my tube
4 years ago
all those delicious chiddrens
4 years ago
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