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Spidey Spy

Found this lil guy spying on me getting showered after being in the pool.

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by PinkStinkWrinkle

submitted July 24th 2013

330 comments
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Spidey Spy
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Pinkstinkwrinkle are you male or female? Just wondering.
4 years ago
................
4 years ago
If you don't know me by now.....
4 years ago
Its a mean mean girl thatdude.
4 years ago
I bet she has a mean mean bhole.
4 years ago
oh sorry.
......You will never never never know me
4 years ago
Take a break from mucho
4 years ago
me? No.
4 years ago
Actually I gotta go relocate a chipmunk as soon as these faggots leave....
4 years ago
but now they're felating each other in the parking lot
4 years ago
i wish i had you're job
4 years ago
why'd you stfu that comment?
I told you if they eat my cauliflower I'ma fuck em up
Well, they ate my cauliflower, and I'm being super nice about it
I should just put out rat traps for the little fuckers
but instead I'm using havaharts and feeding them and shit then dropping them off down the road in the woods
4 years ago
the chipmunks.....not the faggots
4 years ago
and they weren't actual faggots
they were some punk ass teenagers
4 years ago
I was just about to ask what your cauliflower meant.
4 years ago
So where did you bury the kids?..
4 years ago
Whoops, sorry, your not done with them yet..
4 years ago
i'm killing zombies and drinking jager
and i gotta go shave my head and face and probably nutsack sometime here soon
4 years ago
and floss
gotta floss
4 years ago
Careful down there, aw fuck it go crazy..
* Akameldon awaits the results of the razor /Jaeger combination... *
4 years ago
I got a nice scar on my cock, I have more respect for zippers now..
4 years ago
I might just shave my head and leave the facial scruff and ball scruff. I'm not quite sure yet. But when my head is clean the facial scruff looks alright, and vice versa, but when they're both unruly it looks like shit. Of course, no one's seeing my balls anytime soon, sooooo
4 years ago
And that's why I just shave my head, Its no use cutting the grass around a grave nobody visits anymore..
4 years ago
I haven't given up hope.
4 years ago
Yet
4 years ago
and I actually don't shave my head with a razor, just clippers
I know, I'm a total fraud
4 years ago
but the clippers tear up my nutsack if i try to use them, so need a mach ten for that shit
4 years ago
put a gaurd on them dipass
4 years ago
Real men use tweezers.
4 years ago
they don't have a guard dumbshit
4 years ago
all clippers come with gaurds....
4 years ago
you mean the guard that protects the blades?
so like, they don't cut?
4 years ago
protip - just ice down yer nuts before - works like a charm
4 years ago
oh....i just google imaged what you meant by "guard"
I threw all those out
4 years ago
Preferably with cooled skim milk.
4 years ago
I use S'chick extreme, my head aint lumpy so I hardly ever cut myself, and I use barber's clippers, you just gotta be careful is all..
4 years ago
ooh - pink likes mee
4 years ago
don't listen to Poss, it'll be like trying to shave a wrinkled prune..
4 years ago
you have to be a complete idiot to cut yourself shaving......
you move it perpendicular to your skin.....thumbs up
you move the blades parallel...you're gonna have a bad time
4 years ago
Perhaps you are the chosen one.. The purveyor of stink-tits.
4 years ago
* ClaudeBallz changes channel from "The View" and continues to look for Mucho *
4 years ago
I just use a straight up razor on my nutsack
because the clippers without a guard will tear your shit up
but I suppose it'd be fine if my ball hairs were like 1/8"
4 years ago
i think H6 is where all the cool MSers hang out now, cat
4 years ago
Shaving is the pits
4 years ago
see^ girl.
4 years ago
I used to save my ex's crotch, I always enjoyed that..
4 years ago
I bet he did too.
4 years ago
How do you shave perpendicular to your skin, exactly?
4 years ago
Walked into that..
4 years ago
I bet he did too.
4 years ago
Claude is on fire tonight.


Just like his freshly shaven bean bag.
4 years ago
Oh shut up, you know what my ex's crotch looks like, that's why I started shaving it..
4 years ago
at PSW - it's called stabbing yourself?
4 years ago
* ClaudeBallz looks *
4 years ago
PSW - could you email me?

no - not for THAT...
4 years ago
pink: take a good sharp knife, and you can shave off the hairs on your arm by moving the length of the blade against the skin (so the blade is perpendicular to the direction you're moving it.) take the blade and slice yourself, and you're just being an emo cutter. same works for razors. you won't cut yourself shaving.....ever.....if you're moving the blade in the correct direction
4 years ago
now clippers.....that's a different story.
4 years ago
psw - could you email me?

yes - for THAT
4 years ago
Heres a better look Claude, http://imgur.com/SzGkFuD
4 years ago
that your ex?
she needed it
4 years ago
Yes she did..... Yes she did....
4 years ago
i'm almost done my jager
i should go get some coors light
but then again i have to be up wicked early
4 years ago
* jrob2020 shudderfaps *
4 years ago
in all fairness, that was back in the 70s
4 years ago
I was waiting for it.. bitch..
4 years ago
that does it.
i need more alcohol.
4 years ago
Fuck you Zeke, that was 05 valetines day in York Beach.. notice the 1carat crushed diamond earrings I wasted my money on for a Valentines present..
4 years ago
COORS LIGHT? YOU WANT A FUCKING TAMPON WITH THAT MISS?..
4 years ago
A) That looks early 90s bush at best
B) I tried to buy a 22 of Maine hard cider....and it rang up as $8....so yeah, I got Coors Light. I don't need to defend myself.
4 years ago
Ride the cold train faggot!
4 years ago
doesnt the driving range have a wet bar?
4 years ago
Nope. Hopefully in like four years it will. After the mini golf course and such I'd like to put a little cabana bar in.
4 years ago
Idk if you were being serious or not....
4 years ago
I mean, I usually have liquor or beer in my little dorm-sized fridge that's in the garage. It's got broccoli and wheat tortilla wraps and ketchup and mayo and whiskey.....you know, the essentials
4 years ago
ya being serious - here in sodak almost every golf-related facility has an on-sale license
4 years ago
I need fudgescicles
4 years ago
They sell ammo too, right Poss?
4 years ago
Yes, it's usually right next to the windmill.
4 years ago
I'm hoping to get one in time
But, for a while there I didn't even know if we were going to turn a profit after all the bullshit startup spending.....but things are looking on the up and up. So, if I do decide to do another year, I'll be doing three or five and I'll eventually start selling alcohol.
4 years ago
we like our booze and guns out here, yup
4 years ago
Yeah... I need to start looking for some property there
4 years ago
I'm thinking like a juice bar with beers and if i can get a liquor license spike the juices. But it makes no sense to have it until I turn this into some kind of attraction. It's just a fucking mosquito hatchery as yak says right now. It needs to be a family outdoor recreation center, and I have a good feeling I'm gonna have to deal with the epa. Soooooo...
4 years ago
This whole town: atvs.
Booze, guns, atvs.
This is why I need a paintball range.
4 years ago
Get the girls to go, the men and profits will follow
4 years ago
BUMPER CARS!!!!!!
4 years ago
I've offered the women's league at the local golf course a 50% discount. Idk if the chick put up flyers or not.
4 years ago
I can't develop like that possum......paintball, batting cages, mini golf, frolf is my absolute limit, and i don't think i'll even get away with that much. I'm focused on a nice, respectable miniature golf course (without the volcanoes and shit.)
4 years ago
You're going about it wrong. Don't discount it... Make it more desire able to go.
4 years ago
How do I do that?
4 years ago
Fucking beer and fudgesicles , That's all you need, and whiskey, mmm fudgesicles and whiskey,.. and golf clubs..
4 years ago
How do I make it more desirable for the ladies golf league to come here? I mean a few of them already are, but a lot of them are only in the "league" cuz they're stuck up rich white bitches.
4 years ago
Dogs and burgers Zeke, Dogs and burgers..
4 years ago
shut up akameldon.
we've moved on
i need my wheat tortillas and mayo too.
4 years ago
And whiskey and fudgsicles..
4 years ago
yes, i know i'm missing those right now
4 years ago
ps - PSW - if ya email me on my muchomail, i wont wont hit on you or anything, even if you turn out to be verifyably female...i'm just sort of curious aboot y'all

no stalker!
4 years ago
You could be fucking a lot of those older women Zeke, but you got no whiskey or fudgesicles..
4 years ago
um.....let's look at the history of mucho
who has LITERALLY stalked a female muchoer?
4 years ago
Wifi hotspot, social areas, overpriced coffee drinks and fraps. Local teenybopper radio station live feed....etc.
4 years ago
You shaved your balls for nothing, because you don't have fudgesicles..
4 years ago
* possum checks email *
4 years ago
whiskey and fudgescicles is all i need
4 years ago
dik, apathy, smerf, and jones
4 years ago
and pinkstinkwrinkle: I know for a fact now you're a female
4 years ago
I got whiskey, no fudgesicles,
* Akameldon balls stay unshaved because of this.. *
4 years ago
A) I'm password protected, cuz, fuck that this is a driving range
B) This is a driving range, there are chairs and tables.....idk who wants to 'socialize' here
C) Coffee? for golf? are you fucking kidding me?
D) Fuck that. If I put on a radio station I'll put it on at night if our nights become an attraction......but right now it's 9 pm - 11 pm......and no one comes
E) I did take yak and dik's advice and I started fucking around with glow balls. I figured out how it can be done feasibly and am working on getting it started. Thanks yak and dik. Also, I'm toying with dik's idea of stuffing a squatch halloween costume and putting it by the side of the road. I know he meant on a larger scale......but I do listen.....constantly.
4 years ago
"got mashed potatoes....


aint got no T-Bone"
4 years ago
try a big inflatable possum
4 years ago
i need to deal with the epa me thinks
4 years ago
Zeke, we all have ideas for you, maybe in some way you can figure out something that works for you from the pile of shit we gave you..
4 years ago
Well fuck you very much then.

You asked how to get people there. Those are proven draws to get people to show stay and spend.

You are sounding like the douche kettles that ask for help on that bar rescue show, and then go on about how they don't want to change.
4 years ago
wow - this is starting to sound like an Advice For Toolman thread
4 years ago
How could anybody not stop when they see a giant inflatable Possum?...
4 years ago
no shit!
4 years ago
PSW - I don't think I asked you
also, titties.
4 years ago
tbh, up until now it's been raining non-stop, and when it's not it's been 90 degrees......and I thought we were gonna fail miserably. But today was finally a nice day, and we (I) got some serious turnover. Now, I just need my picker back from the shop so I'm not running around with a shag bag on a 4-wheeler anymore and I think I just might turn a reasonable profit. But regardless, all along I've been looking down the road.
4 years ago
You did,

And no soup for you!
4 years ago
tbh - there needs to be a reality show
4 years ago
Ok, you're right, I asked you how do I do that.....
I'm sorry psw
4 years ago
also, titties
4 years ago
"Range Wars" would be a catchy title
4 years ago
Well, I'll come out on top if just given time.
4 years ago
Today was really the best day we have had in a while Zeke, hes not kidding, its been either rain or roast here..
4 years ago
But I got these people coming in here.....at like 4 pm on a wednesday.....and they're like "kinda quiet in here" and I'm just like.......do you like having your teeth? cuz i'm bout to kick them the fuck out
4 years ago
"Topless Driving Range"? ... This could work..
4 years ago
I'm sorry psw
I never meant to upset your pretty little head
or poo-poo your ideas.
4 years ago
I feel like I'm camping right now with a female and I'm like "yeah.....go gather pine cones......that would be a BIG help."
4 years ago
I have the perfect storage area picked out for them.
4 years ago
up my ass?
4 years ago
yep, it's a female.....
4 years ago
See? You are able to follow along on a simple idea.

In related news, I bet you don't get out camping with "a female" very often.
4 years ago
is it too late for me to ask
what's cooking good lookin?
4 years ago
@PSW, Q; If you went camping, and in the morning when you woke up your ass was greasy and it hurt, Would you tell anyone?
4 years ago
You are as suave as you are business savvy.
4 years ago
tbh, no.
I love camping and I'd like to do a lot more of it
but the last chick i was with was a prissy bitch
couldn't leave the house without spending two hours in the bathroom.....she wasn't even that haggard
but anyway, I don't get to go out camping with "a female" very often. :( Will you go camping with me? Like, i'll bring a knife and a hatchet and a fish hook and some c-domes. Does that sound like a good time to you?
4 years ago
I delve right to the point my dear..
4 years ago
That depends on if anyone saw me digging your shallow grave or not.
4 years ago
don't confuse me with this ugly bastard.....
4 years ago
Not funny......not hot........not happening.......
I want to bury you in a cornfield
4 years ago
Aka, the suave line was for Zeke.
4 years ago
Wanna go camping? I'll bring my shovel too..
4 years ago
(i think she got mad when I called her stupid)
4 years ago
let's keep that hush - hush
4 years ago
PSW - you seem business savvy.....
and that's all I got to say
4 years ago
I love camping. I try to go at least 4 times a year. Mostly in the spring and fall though. We do a lot of family trips with all of my cousins and siblings.
4 years ago
dudes
4 years ago
Sorry then PSW, carry on..
4 years ago
I don't think your dumb AT all....
it just doesn't apply to my situation
4 years ago
would you faggots shut up about camping?
4 years ago
your = you're
4 years ago
Zeke's not a happy camper.... HAHAHAHAHAHA CAMPING!!!
4 years ago
show us your vulva pinkstinkwrinkle..............CAMPING!
4 years ago
Nighty-night,

Don't let the skeeters bite.
4 years ago
yeah really PSW, what happens when your camping.....
4 years ago
I think I'm in love.
4 years ago
Zeke shes getting away, if you got matramonious feelins about her I suggest that you track her down before she finds a park ranger and tells of our felonious deeds here today..
4 years ago
She'll never love you like your Momma did, you just remember that..
4 years ago
* possum cues up Eddie Money *
4 years ago
The bottom line is I need the true golfers first. I need to impress them first. I got this kid who comes around here every day......I guarantee you he'll go pro in like 7 or 8 years. I need them, cuz they are my bread and butter right now. I need to get on top of my shit as far as landscaping and making this a good place to come with nice balls and a clean range. They are my bread and butter. Now, as far as getting these hacks in here that have never golfed in their life but think it would be cool.....now that's what I'm tackling right now.
4 years ago
baby steps
4 years ago
Goodnight Ms wrinkle, wherever you are..
4 years ago
your desperation is showing
4 years ago
also, she's mine
4 years ago
she's truly, madly, deeply in love with me
she just doesn't know it yet
4 years ago
Zeke really runs a small golf course? Damn i need to lurk more.
That's kind of cool though, for a small wage i could pop my face out of some sewer lid once in a while and scare the kids for you.
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5EMaf-BXhA
4 years ago
She's all your Zeke. And, you do make sense its your business to know who is going to bring you the most money, plain and simple..
4 years ago
* possum facepaws at both y'all for at least the dozenteenth time *
4 years ago
go pro in 7-8 years....

nice... swammyzeke
4 years ago
Barret: my father sprung it on me recently. I'm managing the place. I'm not sure if we'll turn enough profit this year but I would like to make it a lucrative business....and I mean, I'm prolly gonna have to build a mini golf course from the ground up to do that. And Idk how to. But, then again, I didn't know how to change an oil filter a few months ago. I'll learn.
4 years ago
* Akameldon asks Yak, "can we go on a field trip to Zeke's driving range?" *
4 years ago
your "go pro" didn't really work yak did it?
4 years ago
a) Find a mole colony
b) asphalt
c) profit
4 years ago
kinda want to revert to just spamming everyone with bullshit ads?
4 years ago
damn - gloves off then?
4 years ago
I think an eastern Mucho conference should be held at your place Zeke..
4 years ago
A) get clearance from the land owner
B) get clearance from the town
C) deal with the epa cuz it's "wetlands"
D) figure out how to build a mini golf course
E) if fails, paintball?
F) if fails frolf?
G) if fails bail out or repeat process?
4 years ago
also, yeah possum, gloves have been off for a long, llong time
4 years ago
AKA - like anybody east of CST matters
4 years ago
what?
4 years ago
i think i'm in love with pinkstinkwrinkle......
4 years ago
she feisty
4 years ago
Still pissed about the time zone thing Poss?
4 years ago
no she is Currently Offline, sir
4 years ago
ahahahahahahahahahaha 'wetlands'
ahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
oh zekey... you crack me up sometimes
4 years ago
akameldon, i like you, and i'm not trying to be a dick here
but the shit you talk about is soooooooooooo boring
4 years ago
* possum scramples away from this thread now *
4 years ago
Zeke, I like you, and im not tring to be a dick but... I cant help it..
4 years ago
eww - too late
4 years ago
Wanna hear about my wart?..
4 years ago
well, it's on a conservation area, and the "wetlands" aren't protected, but they're growing cat-tails, so I assume the epa would put up a fuss if they knew anything about it. Then again, I could just clearcut the whole fucking place and say "woops......sorry.....what did i do?"
4 years ago
i don't know yet and i'll deal with it accordingly
cuz i'ma be clear-cutting and fucking up some habitat
4 years ago
it's really just low ground, yak
like you said
4 years ago
it's swamp
4 years ago
and everything here is low ground
4 years ago
A puddle among lakes Zeke, clear it, fill it and be done with it. too bad its not that easy, sucks to have land but have your hands tied at the same time..
4 years ago
Where I live, If you have a Pre-existing stone wall on your property, meaning a stone wall made of fieldstone (because they are fucking everywhere) You cannot dismantle or destroy said stone wall because of age Most f the fieldstone walls around here are over 200 years old so to disrupt, dismantle or destroy them is frowned apon by law. Heritage can sometimes be a bit ridiculous...
4 years ago
well.....fortunately we're only leasing for the time being
i kinda do stake my future in this but you never know
let's see what happens. i'll live.
4 years ago
upon is spelled with a u
just a heads up
4 years ago
I like my way better..
4 years ago
i told yak that the best way to get away from mosquitoes is not to apply artificial scents.........he laughed at me and said "just go ahead stinking".......so that's a bit of perspective here
4 years ago
and then he proceeded to tell me how I grew up in a city......
4 years ago
i grew up in the fields/woods
i wasn't able to shoot guns cuz my dad didn't like them
but we had plenty of gasoline and firecrackers
4 years ago
aka i told smerf the same thing last night when I wanted to spell it wearwolfs!
4 years ago
For mosquitoes, I always found that original Listerine in a spray bottle works better than any other bug spray on the market..
4 years ago
shut up toater
4 years ago
Now that's just wrong Toaster, they're not clothing..
4 years ago
You suck dick Zeke I was talking to Aka! Also burtsbees makes a pretty great skeeter spray
4 years ago
A) I don't suck dick
B) I never know what you mean
C) you're kinda dumb and all over the board
D) need I repeat a, b, and c again?
4 years ago
I'm not all over the board at all, why don't you go have another beer
4 years ago
i mean, i like having you people here
but to think i need this.........
4 years ago
i shall
4 years ago
Hi Toaster,
* Akameldon tells Zeke to shut the fuck up cause a girl is talking to me.. Jeleous bastard.. *
4 years ago
but watch what you say to me
don't get all empowered
4 years ago
* xzekiel is so jealous........ *
4 years ago
I only want pinkstinkwrinkle
she be smart
4 years ago
I don't want anybody, I just like the attention..
4 years ago
that's sad
4 years ago
But, for some odd reason, I do think Baked gewds would be a wild and freaky fuck..
4 years ago
* xzekiel downs a coors light *
4 years ago
i think.......you should leave her alone
4 years ago
whatever i'm going outside
4 years ago
and suddenly the thread took an ugly turn
4 years ago
All yours..
4 years ago
* Akameldon finds the raw nerve Zeke tries to hide.. *
4 years ago
my gender doesn't matter, I'm having one of those bent banana slightly offset penis implants Monday
4 years ago
Good luck with that Toaster, An "after"pic would be nice though..
4 years ago
Zeke?
4 years ago
I don't show the goods now I won't be showing them then.
4 years ago
Fair enough Toaster..
* Akameldon wanders aimlessly through the Maine woods yelling ZEKE.... ZEKE.... I WAS ONLY KIDDING.... I DIDNT KNOW SHE'S YOUR SISTER........ ZEKE..... *
4 years ago
when you've had ticks on you every day and working 16 hour days and think that somehow you're fucking it up and don't know what to do to improve your business......yeah, be optimistic, and be happy on mucho.
4 years ago
* L0RD_QU3S0 mucho sense was tingling & woke from a deep sleep. *


Pinkstink is going to show tits and/ also bhole?
4 years ago
shut up queso
4 years ago
bastersd, Im to drunk to be in the woosds..
4 years ago
lies.. Aka you're not drunk. Sober yes, Drunk no
4 years ago
i need to get up at like 7
4 years ago
my feet smell worse than tr
that's bad
4 years ago
and who the hell drinks Coors Light?

* L0RD_QU3S0 blghhs *
4 years ago
shut the fuck up
4 years ago
go to hell
4 years ago
a bottle rocket blew up
a bunch of people threw up
i looked at my man eno, this is what he said
4 years ago
if you wanna be alright you gotta walk tall
4 years ago
Sunny Hours? well said Zeke.. well said
4 years ago
but yeah......pinkstinkwrinkle is a mid-aged housewife.
that's why she's hid for so long.
she's a business owner most likely
it makes sense why she tried to stay under the radar
4 years ago
also, pinkstinkwrinkle, grace us with your boobies.
and maybe a bhole?
4 years ago
pinkstinkwrinkle is a dude, moron
4 years ago
I like the Dirty Heads
4 years ago
yak....you also once tried to tell me that mosquitos don't like fake scents.......you're not a reliable source
4 years ago
Fuck you cheeseboy, how dare you questin my lack of soberness'ess
4 years ago
at best pinkstinkwrinkle is a couple
4 years ago
Don't you start with the fucking dirty heads again zeke.. Don't make me..
4 years ago
i don't much care though
4 years ago
what's wrong wiht the dirty heads?
4 years ago
Nothing Zeke..
4 years ago
if indeed pinkstinkwrinkle is two people
the gal is wicked smaht
4 years ago
the guy.......not so much
4 years ago
it's a girl.......
he's a she......
4 years ago
i never heard a word you said
4 years ago
Its just that everytime you link a dirty heads vid I am bound by nature to link a Tom Jones vid,.. besides I just like the song..
4 years ago
good song
i gotta piss and leave though
4 years ago
Not without answering one question zeke,.. Have you got a little crush on Baked?
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNQlZ0XUD6Y
4 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwN2uOFcpHg
4 years ago
i thhink we scared off p inkstinkwrnkle
that stupid bitch
4 years ago
HI PINKSTINKWRINKLE! YOU KNOW WE LOVE YOU
4 years ago
what a dumb cunt......
4 years ago
hey hey hey pinkstink, how's you doin?
* xzekiel play the part of the fun bitch in the bank *
4 years ago
Zeke, you have to learn to use the word "cunt' in a more friendly manner..
4 years ago
pinkstinkwrinkle: you know you can just be like "yes, I'm female"
and be done.......cuz honestly, honestly.......
you basically have precedent over everyone here
there's no need for anyone to ever fuck with you
cept me
4 years ago
i think she's adorable
4 years ago
szit what?
4 years ago
Skeptical,Until I see her bhole..
4 years ago
aka: whatever
i know what i'm saying
4 years ago
stop b eing such a creep
4 years ago
she's an alibaster doll
4 years ago
i just ran into a wall
and i need to get up early
i also think that pinkstinkwrinkle
should tell me how i get into girls bras around here
cuz i'll be honest here i have no clue
4 years ago
Wow zeke, this is for you.. your more like this than you realize.. your learning,.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkwD5rQ-_d4
4 years ago
no, it's not
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hLGhn3LHkQ

HOW MANY OF YOU PEOPLE ARE WHITE TRASH?
4 years ago
shut up
i like it
4 years ago
better yet to ask us (and yourself) "how many of us don't want anybody digging in our backyards"..
* Akameldon trows beercans at Zeke and sings "DO YOU WANNA DIE".. *
4 years ago
pinkstinkwrinkle: how do i go about unhooking a bra?
i'm kidding, i know how tos.......but how do i go about .STFU AKAMELDON
4 years ago
whatever i'm leaving
4 years ago
If you cant unhook a bra, aint no way your gonna shut me up..
4 years ago
i'm taking my cigarettes and my pistachios with me
4 years ago
every time i hit refresh.........i hope that pinkstinkwrinkle will be there
but every time i hit regresh.........it's akameldon talking more
4 years ago
Mmmm pistachios
4 years ago
You said that an hour ago, actually im going too, I gotta roll smokes and fold laundry..
4 years ago
fuck this i need to go sleep
4 years ago
Goodnight Zeke..
4 years ago
* Akameldon hums the Waltons's theme song and goes to bed, then sneaks into Maryann's bedroom and fistfucks her ass, followed by more theme music.. *
4 years ago
blergh
4 years ago
I know!
4 years ago
zeke, those two chicks who drove their car into the ocean...in your neck of the woods?
4 years ago
People were here last night til it was dark out, then I had to go release a chipmunk, so I never got a chance to pick up balls......then I accidentally got drunk and didn't wake up until 10:30. And given the vehicle that picks up balls is in the shop, I've been running around still a little drunk and hung over trying to get enough to make it through the day. And when I run the four wheeler for too long and then stop it, it won't start again.....so it's way in the back and it won't fucking start. I'm honestly considering cutting myself like a faggy emo so I can say there was an "emergency."
4 years ago
oh that I haven't heard about
4 years ago
silly tourist bitches :P
4 years ago
link?
4 years ago
nvm I found it
4 years ago
A pregnant Maine woman and her friend visiting from Pennsylvania who had been rescued after getting lost hiking died when they accidentally drove their minivan off a boat ramp and into the ocean, authorities said.

Amy Stiner, 37, of Machias, and Melissa Moyer, 38, of Sunbury, Pa., presumably drowned when Stiner drove her car down the boat ramp at the end of a dead-end road at about 9 p.m. Tuesday in this town of 300 people in eastern Maine, said Washington County Sheriff Donnie Smith.

Jesus H

You get lost hiking......need rescue.....then drive down a dead end road.......down a boat ramp.......and drown. How the fuck does that happen?
4 years ago
And no possum that's in eastern Maine.......the inbred / oxi capital.
4 years ago
darwinian
4 years ago
At its finest..
4 years ago
They had to have been on something. Drugs and prostitution are rampant in Machias. There was this one asian prostitute that worked at the asian restaurant.....had cigarette burns on the back of her neck and on her belly and shit....still wore a belly shirt. I was like who the fuck would pay for THAT?
4 years ago
A port town with no real industry....
4 years ago
I had a friend from culinary school who said she was content living in Machias Maine for the rest of her life. I was like "yeah, we can't be friends anymore."
4 years ago
That's hot
4 years ago
Cool..
4 years ago
Sign?
4 years ago
Sorry, didn't have time before he scampered off into the garden.
4 years ago
what is that object the spider is on?
4 years ago
The top corner of my patio chair
4 years ago
MFW...You only have 8 submissions and expect us to know if you're a man or not...and you didn't even provide a sign.

inb4 n00b! LOLZ 0nly 733T peoples know of teh stink
4 years ago
steady, sun
4 years ago
Lurk more n00b!
4 years ago
fucking summerfag
4 years ago
sage
4 years ago
Nice work, Pinky.
4 years ago
Shut up, Punky.
4 years ago
Strange. Possum comments, and few minutes later this shows up. Hmmm..
4 years ago
omg
4 years ago
* PunkyBruiser moves on to the next thread. *
4 years ago
Did you download this from the web?

a-AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAaaaaaaa......
* ClaudeBallz goes into Anaphylactic shock *
4 years ago
sheesh
4 years ago
I'd spy on you getting in the shower too ;)
4 years ago
It's cute.
4 years ago
I know. I look at it every day. 8)
4 years ago
Eh?
2 years ago
recover password
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