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Real Life Matrix

"No dude! WE ARE *IN* THE MATRIX RIGHT NOW! WATCH!"

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by yak

submitted May 9th 2006

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fuckin' russians.
11 years ago
Hmm. I don't think he did that correctly.
11 years ago
later, he talks to the police: "I don't know what happened, I ran up to the wall to read some graffiti, and the wall moved down, then the ground came up and slapped me. Hurt like a bitch, wanna see the bruise?"
11 years ago
I'm pretty sure he almost had it. The wall flip is actually a trap designed by super specialists to trick idiots into snapping their necks and backs.

I give him a 9.5 for almost sticking that landing.
11 years ago
Oh yeah. FUCKING HILARIOUS.
11 years ago
see what socialism brings ?
11 years ago
Watching it in slow-motion to spot the moment he realises gravity is pulling him down faster than he anticipated is great fun.
11 years ago
*BOOM* HEADSHOT!
11 years ago
That's what you get for being a Euro-cunt. He started walking it off pretty damn quick though.
11 years ago
In watching it again, I think it was his hair style that weighed him down. Thank gods that guy was spotting him too.
11 years ago
Him and his freind were probably like "yeah man, watch this awsome shit dude...you guys cant do this, were gonna get laid now", then after the shitty landing "yeah dude, its ok, this trick is lame anyways, who would want to do it."
11 years ago
i was planning to try it myself, but i think ill let that one slip.
11 years ago
I'm wondering why he tried to grab his ankles behind him...all he had to do was put his feet down and he had it.
11 years ago
damn that looked alot more painful then he made it out to be
11 years ago
Balls_Malone u stupid fuckface, cuz russia is a european country right? go buy yourself some intelligence u trailer park trash queen :P!!
11 years ago
Well goodness. Quite the mishap eh? The slow motion replay reveals that he did in fact take the majority of that impact directly to the face. Much laughter results.
11 years ago
Oh, z4ck wants to argue geography with me. How cute!
11 years ago
z4ck:
Europe eastern boundary starts at the Ural Mountains in Russia. So, yes, Russia is a European country.


"u stupid fuckface"
11 years ago
"Russia is a European country"<---ah, ok, my bad LMFAO.....here is actually just nothing more to say, you have proven your ultimate stupidity!


Russia borders on Europe you dumb little kid, as it borders in the south on China or Afghanistan, and even almost in the east on the US(Alaska)! If these knuckleheads in the videoclip(which are still 100 times smarter than you btw) come from a part lets say in the middle or east of Russia, they would geographically be closer to the US as to Europe!

Have you ever seen an Atlas btw? or heared about the cold war? How can you be that stupid but still be able to write??

man-o-man, that discussion is over for me LöL!
11 years ago
So Kaliningrad (sp?), a Russian enclave on the Baltic coast which is surrounded by Lithuania and Poland who happen to be members of the EU, means Russia is not even partially European?
11 years ago
The same way as it is partially chinese or middle eastern etc. on it's other borders?! Yes, really good thinking right there :P

Looks like the Guido college in AU isnt it's money worth after all ^_^
11 years ago
DAMN FUCKTURDS, WHAT MADE YOU THINK RUSSIA WAS IN EUROPE? GO LEARN HISTORY IN A DIFFERENT COUNTRY. RUSSIA IS MORE EAST THAN WEST.
11 years ago
Yes but the fact that it is <surrounded> (locked into the coast) by EU member countries means technically Russia is geographically in Europe.
11 years ago
...to a large extent at the very least.

You are making an issue of my education, not me. You don't have to take my word that I'm currently attending when you're around here. If you feel intimidated to the point you must attack my ethos, which I don't need to use to discuss geography, you are free to do so.
11 years ago
You really can't be serious!

"Yes but the fact that it is <surrounded> (locked into the coast) by EU member countries means technically Russia is geographically in Europe."

Its ONE small part of Russia don't you get this??? Do you know how big Russia is?(its slightly less than twice that of the United States!) and how many borders it has? Well, obviously not! :
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4b/World-map-2004-cia-factbook-large-2m.jpg

As I said before if these knuckleheads are from middle or eastern Russia they live geographically closer to the US than to Europe!!!

"...You are making an issue of my education..."

No, you made very often "an issue" of it! How else should I even know about it otherwise?! And now Im messing a bit around because of that :)
Sorry if you've now a bit sand in your vagina ^_^

Man, this whole discussion is ridiculous! It maybe would be worth a debate with "Is western Russia geographically a part of Europe" or something like that, but "Is Russia a european country or not?"<--OMG, where am I here?! Oh, on muchosucko, now I see....:P!

11 years ago
And then I added, "...to a large extent at the very least."

As far as I recall, one person once asked me about it and that was it. If you'd like to go back and find the all spots where I frequently claimed to speak with greater authority because of what I do with the rest of my life, then again good luck. As far as I have understood, I've been at least smart enough not to go around making claims as to why I should be right other than with facts or analysis I've presented. The rest counts for nothing here.

Perhaps you'd also like to note who its biggest trading partners are, where most economic aid comes from and where it plays its football if you ask the question just how European Russia is.
11 years ago
z4ck: The point is that Russia has played out in history as a European power. It is Europe-looking and always has been. I don't care how much of fucking Siberia lays in Asia since it isn't important - no one lives there. True, Russia's an awkward in-between to categorize, both culturaly and geographicaly, but it is generally recognized as being part of Europe. You are a tool.
11 years ago
Wow, great argumentative respond chairman XD you're a joke!!

Balls_Malone, you are the tool you little prick! You can't compare a German, Dutch, or English with a Russian just because oft that! Hell, you can't even compare them among each other :P ! That would be the same thing as comparing a Thai with a Japanese! Just go back to school and step away from giving 5$ blowjobs on the corner !
11 years ago
Yow Zang! You got me there, Z4ck, nice insult!

I didn't comparing those countries, you fuck-wad. If I said Thailand and Japan were both in Asia, would that upset you too? Answer what I ACTUALLY argued, you misleading puke. For gods' sakes, just get an atlas. You have been shot down again and again and continue to argue against: 1) the facts 2) reason 3) any self-respect. I feel guilty here, because it's like sending Ali in his prime against a handcuffed parapalegic.

You may now lick my balls.
11 years ago
(P.S.: You have been owned by the chairman and myself. Quit while you're WAY behind.)
11 years ago
Quote Balls_Malone : "That's what you get for being a Euro-cunt."

Do you know where those guys live in russia?
As I said it a few times "If they are from middle or eastern Russia(and yes, there live people too and they also have buildings^^) they live geographically closer to the US than to Europe!!"The continent is called Asia;) And even "if" they live as close to europe as possible in west-russia, it still shoud've been "That's what you get for being a russia-cunt" you little shit!

so yes, I have been "shot down again and again" against a bunch of uneducated fucktards who claim, quotation "Russia is a European country" LOL, yes, of course !!^^

Now I could go on with arguing, I COULD (as I did it so often here with uneducated ami-jerks like you)! But next you claim that Africa is a country or something similar and it would start all over again, so I'll give you and your buttbuddies just a short and sweet FUCK YOU :)

kthxbye
11 years ago
Actually that continent could actually be called Eurasia. For a start the Eurasian plate extends from Western Europe to Siberia thereby encompassing the Russian Federation.

If Russia is not a European country, please go tell Putin to stop doing all it takes for Russia to become a defacto member of the community.
11 years ago
I surely stick to z4ck on this one! It seems to be all a matter of definition here! so you could say russia has a history and cultural relationship with europe(especially germany) but you CAN NOT just throw something out like "Russia is a European country" and expect not to be contradicted for it! And chairman. you're now talking politics doofus, turkey wants also in the EU but half the country lies in asia and they have nothing in common with european culture! They all want in the EU for one reason: CASH!! thats a big difference;) !

Balls_Malone, actually americans are the real "cunts"!! euros or russians are the ones with balls! if this would've been an american he would've screamed for an ambulance thats for sure, lol
11 years ago
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