points: 16

Frigid Plant.

Mimosa Pudica plant.

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by Rumpelstiltskin

submitted July 13th 2013

199 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
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comments (199)
That's the same reaction any female has to jrob's touch...
4 years ago
they do melt like butter when i lay the magic jrob fingers on them
4 years ago
Were you watching the same video. There wasn't any butter.
4 years ago
If you mean shrink away in disgust as meaning melting like butter, then yes, I agree...
4 years ago
* jrob2020 waves at punky *
4 years ago
*Sprinkles knocks jrob to the ground then has his dog fuck him up the ass*
4 years ago
Oh oh... can your dog do me next?!
4 years ago
Six fiidy and you're next.
4 years ago
Tree fitty is the normal asking price, you money monger!
4 years ago
It is what is is...
4 years ago
Why is that guy talking about butter? Is that how this plant does that?
4 years ago
shut up
4 years ago
In all my time on this site I have never seen anything like this.
4 years ago
um
4 years ago
ah
4 years ago
wut
4 years ago
Anti-exaggerration
4 years ago
Just invented it.
4 years ago
Typical uppedy newbie!@!!!!
4 years ago
Good comment, Todd.
4 years ago
Good acknowledgement there, Todd.
4 years ago
I think I'm currently the n00best. How many of you know know that as the last trophy you ever won as well?
4 years ago
Thanks, Todd.
4 years ago
SHUT UP TODDS!
4 years ago
TAH-ODDS
4 years ago
Jebus Chraste!
4 years ago
You Todd's are causing a god awful stink, fucking noobs.
4 years ago
Todds, control yourselves, take only what you neeeed.
4 years ago
But Todds iz a hongrray!
4 years ago
I think Todd and Todd are a double acct.
4 years ago
Dammit, I'm having a hard time keeping track of all my clone comments...
4 years ago
Wait til the rest of the Todds show up. This is only a third.
4 years ago
I'm going to assume Todd is some clich'ish inside joke that, if I were to ask about, would take 30 minutes of you fucking with and throwing a barrage of puns at me before I either culled some kind of context or you just tell me.
4 years ago
the todds dont know what todd means, sir
4 years ago
When I asked what Todd was I got told to read Possum's 234,000 comments to find where he explained it. I don't know why they are so unhelpful to us Todds.
4 years ago
@TJ: Bingo bango my 6th and final account...
4 years ago
Todd is the hipster MS joke coined by their Queen Jenbirdy. It is their way of calling all the latest noobs clones. Cool huh?
4 years ago
prove her wrong?
4 years ago
so every todd other than the original would be a re-todd?
4 years ago
Ah, clone humor. Thank you, sir.
4 years ago
We'll get right that as if it was yo mama...
4 years ago
TJ, you may be my 6th account here and I really don't know you all that well, but I must say I like the cut of your jib!!

*Sprinkles puts on the best of Sting and proceeds to shove his Nebarrific #1 trophy up his ass.*
4 years ago
i really dont mind if there's a lot of new people on MS - like i said, it was getting pretty boring

but so far you folks are pretty boring too...
4 years ago
Here is the video of where that reference came from.

http://muchosucko.com/93411/Were-All-Clones
4 years ago
i think this is worse than a punky spamfest
4 years ago
shut up tr
4 years ago
Zeke that joke was already made a couple of days again, retard.
4 years ago
Sorry possum, we'll use more fagit, stfu, newb, and the like so we can be considered as interesting as the elders here.
4 years ago
they might turn out okay eventually - right now it's well...pretty boring, ya
4 years ago
probably had to be there...
4 years ago
That Jenbirdy must be real mastermind, how did she come up such a fandabbydozy name?
4 years ago
Fagit! newb! tits or gtfo!!!

Is that to your liking, sir?
4 years ago
* possum sleeps *
4 years ago
How can 15 year olds be considered elders?
4 years ago
yeah, it's naptime
4 years ago
if you're only 12....
4 years ago
Half and half I thin, one half is ok, the other half are 15 year old fucktards.
4 years ago
It's ok, Zeke... I didn't see it the first time and I thought it was funny.
4 years ago
ooo! ooo! Which one am I?
4 years ago
*Rump weeps*
4 years ago
Just kidding, I don't give a fuck what you think.
4 years ago
I read a lot of comments from a lot of the regulars, going back quite a bit, and it's pretty much 80% twattage and 15% mediocre with a small 5% of gold.
4 years ago
@Zeke- um, ok.
4 years ago
the 80 percent^
4 years ago
I'm an elder now?
4 years ago
Really Zeke? I thought maybe we had something special going on here... my heart is breaking...
4 years ago
Fcae the facts jrobby - mediocre at best is what most here offer
4 years ago
at least you new guys haven't figured out how the rep works...there would be quite a few tears shed by the users that can't stop going on about how rep doesn't matter
4 years ago
Another jewel by tr...
4 years ago
you know it, baby
4 years ago
how
4 years ago
does
4 years ago
Why can't you people get along????
4 years ago
rep
4 years ago
work
4 years ago
tr?
4 years ago
* xzekiel bails *
4 years ago
Don't go zeke!!!!!
4 years ago
Reading comprehension isn't jrob's strongpoint. He missed the elder part when he read the next word.
4 years ago
Don't let those bitter elders tell you who you are - rise up and kick ass!
4 years ago
How does rep actually work, is it useful?
4 years ago
useful in chapping asses
4 years ago
but they don't care
4 years ago
About as useful as Jones at an orgy...
4 years ago
Tr speaks the truth. He just pooped on the majority of MS with that comment.
4 years ago
or so they say....
4 years ago
ZEEEEKE... come back!
4 years ago
the calculation of the rep is actually a big secret, joe.
4 years ago
The problem with the asshole tribe elders are that most of them are washed-up failures whose only joy in life is shitting on others. Kinda bums me out... :(
4 years ago
*Sprinkles holds back the tears*
4 years ago
Ohhhh.... is your gooch scar bothering you?
4 years ago
^jbird
4 years ago
^I guess so...
4 years ago
no
4 years ago
When you said "gooch scar" I think we all knew who you meant.
4 years ago
Just clarifying for the slowest of the elders...
4 years ago
Don't cry, Sprinkles. You will have a rep one day, Zeke the freak will point you in the right direction. You will be a legend, you mark my cunting words.
4 years ago
*Sprinkles giggles like a schoolgirl*
4 years ago
Wonder how she got that god-awful thing anyway.
4 years ago
sprinkles has a rep...-57 the last time i looked
4 years ago
DP and 3P would be my guess..
4 years ago
I'm a rockstar on this site!
4 years ago
...or am I? Oh well, at least one of my many accounts will make it big here someday.
4 years ago
I hope it's me!
4 years ago
You know what must be done... ;)
4 years ago
Now go take a smock break.
4 years ago
goddamnit yak..
4 years ago
Is your real name Heather?
4 years ago
Stop stfu'ing me jenbirdy!!! I'm sorry I insulted your gooch!!!
4 years ago
no
4 years ago
It's Robert
4 years ago
Thank god... Heather is a cunt's name.
4 years ago
Whay did you choose it as a username?
4 years ago
Yakety yak, yakety yak
Yakety yak, yakety yak
Yakety yak, yakety yak
Yakety yak, yakety yak

Yakety yak (don't talk back
4 years ago
Not you too with the stfu'ing jizzrobber2020! You guys are causing me serious psychological harm!!!
4 years ago
why do you talk so much?
4 years ago
stfu Rump!!!
4 years ago
tits or gtfo
4 years ago
I'm trying to impress you wise old cunts, I mean members...
4 years ago
Ok, fine... it's me zeke. Yu caught me.
4 years ago
Sorry guys.
4 years ago
jesus christ
4 years ago
wut
4 years ago
Please don't take our lord's name in vain.
4 years ago
Oh wait, sorry, I forgot. Tits or gtfo. Better?
4 years ago
Shit - I had to huff some dust-off so I could get into the elder clique's mindset - I'm tired now.
4 years ago
Well this turned out nicely.
4 years ago
im going to bed
4 years ago
Haha, what time is it in Canada?
4 years ago
AAAAaaaaallll the way over there....
4 years ago
rip sprinkles
4 years ago
Well, those pesky time zones mean its not the same time across Canada :p but it's 3:18 here
4 years ago
It's Saturday here; what day is it there?
4 years ago
I think it's Saturday but there's no way to be sure ..
4 years ago
* MetalFace goes deeper *
4 years ago
some of you will get shat upon
4 years ago
All noobs are required to produce pic with sharpie in shitter or forever be shunned.
4 years ago
Is that what you did? If so provide a link to the picture.
4 years ago
That's the new cool thing to do. Hasn't always been the criteria fella.
4 years ago
The new cool thing? I want to be cool, how can I be cool like the pros?
4 years ago
First take your hands out of your pants when speaking to someone. Get back to me when you do that.
4 years ago
great,another one
4 years ago
I'm not the n00best anymore. Guess I'm just a Todd.
4 years ago
What chu talkin' bout Willis???
4 years ago
stay away from this latest batch of fucktards and youll do fine joek
4 years ago
Cramps do you have boobs and a vagina?
and if so may i see them?
4 years ago
if not ill settle for penis
4 years ago
Get a lot of traffic, get a lot of idiots.
4 years ago
Dushaman you didn't answer the question or provide the proof that it's what you did.
4 years ago
jrob, very good question but no. No on the vagina that is.
4 years ago
How do I gift someone pro?
4 years ago
just tell yak who you want to give it to and put your credit card info in a separate thread comment box.
4 years ago
I know what's missing, a reply button.
4 years ago
Keep your criticisms to yourself, dyke Todd.
4 years ago
Yak I want to gift The_Joekenorer Pro.

Visa
Name as it appears on the card is Mike Wazowski.
8981 1189 9899 7979
Expiration date 04/29
639
4 years ago
no you diiint
4 years ago
Good move ...
4 years ago
I want to gift sprinkles with that same card.
4 years ago
Hell, gifts for everyone!!
4 years ago
* xzekiel facepalms *
4 years ago
Just get yourself a gift zeke ... no need for a facepalm ... it's like Xmas but better.
4 years ago
* Sealbasher ordering call girls on severums costs *
4 years ago
* xzekiel gifts sealbasher an anal vibrator *
4 years ago
Wtf, Yak, why ain't I pro yet, lol.
4 years ago
Hey...wait..don't do that...

4 years ago
stupidity should be punished
4 years ago
You have to be joking Todd.....
I mean Mike...
4 years ago
I think I can get on board with this new card sharing scheme. Where do I sign up for the gold membership?
4 years ago
oh.... 04/29
clever
4 years ago
What a bunch of idiots.
4 years ago
well I wasn't looking too hard cuz I wasn't really gonna use it
at first...
4 years ago
I got me plenty of stuff, that card works wonders.
4 years ago
Ok, then you're excluded from that bunch.
4 years ago
McGee, your words cut deep.

4 years ago
Would it feel better if I gifted you?
4 years ago
Fuck! How do I cancel my card? Do I go talk to my bank teller? Fuck they're closed on the weekends.
4 years ago
Gift me baby!! I need all to cool points I can get.
4 years ago
to cancel your card you just need to clarify the expiration date with us, then yak can cancel it for you
4 years ago
is that 04/29 2014?
4 years ago
Raise the debit limit to 999 999 999 999 $ ... that's the cancellation code ...
4 years ago
Who is yak? And why doesn't he talk back?
4 years ago
Do you want me to give you one of these little orange triangles ^^ so you can be part of the cool kid club?
4 years ago
Because yakkity yak, don't talk back.
4 years ago
dumb polack trying to buy rep
4 years ago
You can buy rep??
4 years ago
Rep for all!
on Mike!
4 years ago
Can I purchase a blue cat instead? I luv blu kats, wear can eye aqwire wun?
4 years ago
I want to be pro!
Gift me, you still owe me for teaching you the ancient practice of the golden text ;)
4 years ago
*shower
4 years ago
Bee carful, peeple poot hits owt on blu cats beecuz uv there supeeriore comentse
4 years ago
I think you guy's should use the card to get all of you an enema..
4 years ago
I think you should buy yourself an Aenima. It's like an enema but for your soul.
4 years ago
Sorry Weazl my card is being rejected because of an increase in activity.
4 years ago
I've just purchased a jar of liver, thank you severum.
4 years ago
Soul?
* Akameldon looks at bill of sale for 1 Soul. Non -refundable, date of sale 2/2/88.. *
4 years ago
I've seen cards with expiration dates that far off. That'd be April 2029.
4 years ago
And on that day, dush's ebay cart grew 3 sizes!
4 years ago
Yep a visa starting with an 8 is pretty fake
5 months ago
I MUST HAVE THIS PLANT TO PET.
4 years ago
recover password