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Austin tx...

hipster central USA

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by Jenbirdy

submitted July 11th 2013

91 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
Austin tx...
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comments (91)
i click play and nothing happens....


dammit yak
4 years ago
HA , silly rodent
4 years ago
i was wondering why i have such shitty cell reception on mucho now...
4 years ago
It's on your end.
4 years ago
owh my
4 years ago
Poor beer, roasting in the sun, this is just cruel..
4 years ago
what a shithole
4 years ago
--------------------------------------------------------^ butthurt x2
4 years ago
hipsters drink lone star?
4 years ago
uh, yeah.....
4 years ago
so, hipsters also drink lonestar or only hipsters drink lonestar?
4 years ago
because those are 2 wildly different propositions
4 years ago
yes
4 years ago
Jenbirdy says "yes"

STOP THE PRESSES
4 years ago
Tiny little german houses make très bien hipster abodes.
4 years ago
.....and that trailer is on its way to Stubbs.
4 years ago
they have some good shows there.
4 years ago
if you don't mind paying extravagant up-charges for scalpers who buy up all the tickets before the general public can access them.
4 years ago
tr? paying for something?
4 years ago
the last show i saw there was they might be giants, so it has been awhile...i really liked the venue, though.
4 years ago
coincidentally, tmbg just played here at a different bbq joint.
4 years ago
They are still a band?
4 years ago
they were touring to support their new album
4 years ago
i can't remember if the band of dans is still the back up band.
4 years ago
What the fuck? Is this MuchoMediocre.com now???
4 years ago
quick! gtfo and maybe we can save it!
4 years ago
I heard this and though immediatly of you.. romantic eh?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFsm_PQa1eE
4 years ago
pffffft, like I'm clicking on that.
4 years ago
Chickenshit
4 years ago
more like you're not worth the effort
4 years ago
*Sprinkles wipes away a tear*

You're getting meaner in your old age... 8(
4 years ago
and?
4 years ago
They say when a woman's mind turns sour, so does her pussy... That's not fair to your man now is it?
4 years ago
who the fuck has ever said that?
4 years ago
'sour pussy' comes from eating too much red meat
4 years ago
umami
4 years ago
What the fuck is that on her gooch - a drainage ditch?
4 years ago
@zeke: I just said it, and according to your logic, Jen must have blown a bull recently...
4 years ago
that's an episiotomy scar
4 years ago
Shoulda asked the doc to add a few more stiches to tighten that shit up!
4 years ago
that or you could start jelqing a bit
4 years ago
Jenbirdy's a sweetheart
it's just you whiny butthurt noobs that make her crabby
4 years ago
What is this "jelquing" you speak of? It is rather queer that you should be so familiar with such a term...
4 years ago
Who's butthurt? We are just being dumb angry cunts like everyone else here.
4 years ago
It's fun. I can see why it's popular.
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnzfZhZ1HIo
4 years ago
boring, but informative
4 years ago
tr go get some funyuns
4 years ago
you deserve them
4 years ago
remember, no suicide when you get crushed
4 years ago
you've said that....about 10 or 15 times now
why don't you tell me about your mensa credentials again or how freshie is a welcher....you know, something original
4 years ago
I'd pound that cheesy clam if she didn't charge so much, 2 dollars too much.
4 years ago
let's look at your recent comments, zekebro...since you seem to have a problem with repetition.
4 years ago
yeah, let's......
4 years ago
Fight! Fight! fight!
4 years ago
do i really have to post them here, or would you rather just slink away in shame?
4 years ago
whichever you prefer fatboy
4 years ago
that's not how you slink away, junior...it's like you want your inconsistency to be seen by all and sundry.
4 years ago
Cripple fight !
4 years ago
what percentage of your comments do you think are about me?
4 years ago
yes. I want my inconsistency to be seen by all and sundry.
4 years ago
by the way.....where do you get your word-of-the-day list from?
is it a desk calendar or is it emailed to you?
4 years ago
This seems a bit relevant....

severum
What instructions? Nobody gave me instructions. Should I wait for one of the obsequious little twerps that pathetically grovel at your feet for a glimpse of your ginger snatch again to do so?

6 days ago
4 years ago
a smaller percentage than yours about me are
and less total as well
4 years ago
For your own safety I'll ask you to put down the bottle and back away from the keyboard.
4 years ago
see, zekebro, there's this thing called a "dictionary"

remember how you scorn those, how you don't need them?

it is far superior to whatever you're referencing.

you might say that the dictionary is the quintessence of the word-of-the-day.
4 years ago
heyyy
that wasn't very nice severum
4 years ago
zekebro, you know that you're just talking out of your ass when it comes to calculations.
4 years ago
it doesn't take an abacus to figure out you are hung up on me
constantly trying to talk about me or to me
and if given the chance will writ 500+ words on some trivial bullshit if you think in some way it'll garner my attention
4 years ago
The path of the Gay man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the straight and the prancing of fairy men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, gives handjobs to the weak through the hours of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the fiddler of lost children. And I will suck down upon thee with great head action and furious suction those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my blowjobs upon thee.
4 years ago
the problem here, zekebro, is you're attributing to me your own behavior.
4 years ago
maybe we should look at just how you failed here.
4 years ago
hank?
hank is the only other person that obsessed with the felating of children
4 years ago
zeke says: you are hung up on me
constantly trying to talk about me or to me

what zeke does is replies to my comments that has nothing to do with him on the following pages: 114975, 114942, 114972

and that's just on your first page of comments. now, 114995 almost met that criteria, but since pictures of worms are pretty much "zeke" we can't really count that one.
4 years ago
good work tr
that must have taken quite a bit of energy
you should go get a snack
4 years ago
zeke says (mockingly): you've said that....about 10 or 15 times now

zeke then proceeds to say the same thing again and again.
4 years ago
om nom nom
4 years ago
I know, I'm sorry Zeke. There's just so much negativity here. Can't we all just get along?
4 years ago
* xzekiel holds severum's hand and sways *

"Haaaands Acrosssss Ameeericaaaa"
4 years ago
Do not touch the end part of my ARM!
4 years ago
(Random capital letters wtf omg gtfo)
4 years ago
* xzekiel grabs severum's peepee and sings louder *

HAANDS ACROSSS AMEERICAA
4 years ago
Typical new assworms, always go for the taint insult, They know not what they taunt..
4 years ago
It's pretty noticeable though.
4 years ago
HA! Never would have thought a Prius would have the power to pull that.
4 years ago
Over my head I guess.
4 years ago
It's a certain quantity of a certain type of beer being transported to another place for consumption in Texas.
4 years ago
I'll just sip my PBR and contemplate it.
4 years ago
I don't get it.
4 years ago
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