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When showing off goes wrong

Chris Weidman KO's Anderson Silva at UFC 162

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by urkelbot

submitted July 7th 2013

94 comments
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This fight made my year.
4 years ago
* squatface rolls around in his winnings *
4 years ago
ooooohhh high five
4 years ago
Don't hate me cuz its a bloodsport heather.
Love me cuz the good guy finally won
4 years ago
that wasnt sarcasm
4 years ago
I think I need to restart attending meetings
4 years ago
high fking five
4 years ago
i also dont enjoy people kicking the shit out of each other, but winning money is good
4 years ago
I don't think I'll ever bet again.
it hurts my stress pickeruppers too hard
4 years ago
take the money and run
4 years ago
I have bet against A.S my whole life and I've lost alot of money doing so. Tonight is my night to shine and blame all my previous hardships on noobs
4 years ago
I'm rambling because I'm allergic to something online.
4 years ago
or shamefully drunk
4 years ago
if only I had a driving range nearby
4 years ago
hahahhhaa IF ONLY! glow in the dark driving range would REALLY come in handy right now
4 years ago
One where you pick up your own balls, and get extra points for doing sambuca shots
4 years ago
America the free!
4 years ago
Maybe I should tap out for the night
4 years ago
I've stooped so low as to drink rum with black coffee.
4 years ago
It;s a lousy cocktail
4 years ago
sounds like it....
4 years ago
hahaha
4 years ago
I thought if I sugared the rim it would be tasty
4 years ago
I'm always wrong
4 years ago
you only have rum? :(
4 years ago
I know! My least fave of all clear booze
4 years ago
Might be time for a nice drive, squate.
4 years ago
They took my license away 9 years ago capt.
I'm not wired to drive cars
4 years ago
make some daquiris
4 years ago
I own 3 vehicles but I'm not allowed to touch the keys
4 years ago
"allowed" and "do" are two different things.... you know.
* JamesTKirk flashes gang signs and shit. *
4 years ago
Like I said heather, I have rum and black coffee. No sugar, no milk,no hope
4 years ago
The last time I held a set of my car keys I got tazed and woke up in jail.
4 years ago
All was fine but I never got my shoelaces back
4 years ago
haha jesus, sugar and lime supplies blown up on that train shipment? :(
4 years ago
Squate, you know, arrest pictures are always appreciated around here..... In my day, they didn't have those pesky tazers, so you always had the chance to outrun the cops....
4 years ago
We are suffering here heather. It's not a joke
4 years ago
i can tell :(
4 years ago
James T, I would post all my mugshots in a second if I had access. I've been busted by the rcmp in the mountains wearing nothing but a bike lock
4 years ago
hahahahaha

ill possibly be in MTL in 3 weeks, lets party.
4 years ago
I'll hook you up
4 years ago
hahaha, getting nailed by the cops without clothes is always fun.
4 years ago
I think I've given up on partying
4 years ago
i dont want rum and coffee, tyvm
4 years ago
It's not all that bad if you garnish with flintstones vitamins
4 years ago
hahahaha
4 years ago
use them as marshmallows.
4 years ago
I like to think the more I drink the healthier I live
4 years ago
well you know, thats not a horrible idea... ill go take a multivitamin
4 years ago
All jokes aside, Heather if you are coming here I can set you and your friends up with any "product" you may need to have fun, and get you on the guest list of any club you want
4 years ago
^that sounds like bragging but it's really not
4 years ago
I think I may be past my clubbing days.. meaning i hate douchebags, but I will let you know :P
4 years ago
hahaha, squate probably has brochures for you.
4 years ago
lol
4 years ago
Don't laugh capt, I bring in at least an extra 17 bucks a week with my squatacular tours of montreal
4 years ago
hahaha, you should go and buy one of those double-decker tour/drunk buses and have someone like dik drive it.
4 years ago
We'd lose all permits within 12 hours
4 years ago
I could help...

BIG DOME THING ON ISLAND TO YOUR LEFT
4 years ago
Can you imagine what fun that 12 hours would be though, squate?
4 years ago
Pure fucking bliss James
4 years ago
I'd sell all of my side businesses just to create one where dik was my main attraction
4 years ago
KINGSTON PEN SQUATCHMAN
4 years ago
It would be like the Quebec-finale.

Having dik as an attraction would get people from the indian reservations over.
4 years ago
I'm heading to kingston in 2 weeks on my boat. Imma keep my eyes peeled for someone that looks like dik
4 years ago
seeing Kingston from the lake is fun, I must say
4 years ago
He's pretty hard to miss. Go find him.
4 years ago
Its the last stop once I've toured the 1000 islands heather. I've done it before and its a hige scary mess when you replace all food/fluids on the boat with booze/drugs
4 years ago
*huge
4 years ago
haha Ive sailed the thousand islands as well, and ive done the trent severn on a powerboat
4 years ago
two weeks through the trent severn and a week from toronto - thousand islands - kingston and i took a train home lol
4 years ago
I like how you can't operate a car, but boats are no problem. That takes masterful skill right there.
4 years ago
My gf actually had to get her pleasurecraft license to cover for me
4 years ago
hahahaha.
4 years ago
I don't think I'm allowed to turn on a lightswitch
4 years ago
They probably looked up her record and said "Hey, do you live with this 'squatface' character?" Only they probably said it in French, which should have been a clue for her to run.
4 years ago
She is french so she usually gets me through
4 years ago
There better be some pictures of this fuckin trip sent to me, or your admiral will be disappointed.
* JamesTKirk doesn't like to be disappointed *
4 years ago
I'll make you proud sir
4 years ago
Carry-on.
4 years ago
squate's funny
4 years ago
Drinking leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to fun-fun.
4 years ago
that is totally backwards, dog
4 years ago
You need to change your outlook on life buddy.
4 years ago
Im mesmerized by this, I cant stop watching it.
4 years ago
Hi Whunu! You fucking faggot! Having fun during your ban?
4 years ago
That guy got wiped of the face of the earth.
4 years ago
Whunu is like a bad case of herpes.

Isn't that right, whunu? You fucking cunt.
4 years ago
whunu is appreciated about as much as a fart in chudh
4 years ago
that's church in upatfiveamfornogoodfuckingreasonese
4 years ago
Ref looks like Cutty from "The Wire".
4 years ago
not really though...
4 years ago
unless of course all black people look the same to you
4 years ago
you fucking racist
4 years ago
Its him, for sure.
4 years ago
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