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Shake your tail feathers

this commercial just came on the tv.... daytime television is fucked.

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by Jenbirdy

submitted July 5th 2013

53 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
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comments (53)
lol
4 years ago
ill take 50
4 years ago
now that i sold mucho i have roughly enough to buy 50 of them
4 years ago
I'll give you 51 if you take the site back
4 years ago
wtf... my economy is based around perfectpollys now?
4 years ago
That will be 2 parakeet feathers in the swear jar.
4 years ago
I'll throw a stuffed kitten pre loaded with a vibrator ( my invention) into the mix as well
4 years ago
* jrob2020 copyrights *
4 years ago
you mean TM

someone else do the symbol, I'm a busy lady
4 years ago
* squatface lawyers up *
4 years ago
If I knew the site was for sale I would have returned some bottles and made an offer.
4 years ago
Jrob's Kitty Vibrator©
4 years ago
"Kuddle kittys" by squat. With authentic "purring" action.
4 years ago
complete with vibrating prolapsed pleasure rectum
4 years ago
Ok now you're just being silly.
4 years ago
Hey yak im sure you have heard about the Steam Box, have you thought about releasing a Mucho-Box? So the whole family can enjoy mucho by the TV.
4 years ago
This will keep my real doll company when I'm not home.
4 years ago
Sex Toy Story
4 years ago
^idiot
4 years ago
and when it pisses you off, you can throw it against a wall!
4 years ago
parakeets are cheap enough i think you could do that with a live one and it would be WAY more satisfying
4 years ago
i *guess*
4 years ago
At my 10th or 11th bday party I brought out my tamest budgie to impress the chicks by letting him fly around untill fucking Amanda something swatted him with a tennis racket. Fucking cunt.
4 years ago
if only you had a perfectpolly :(
4 years ago
Prolly woulda ruined the strings on my racket.
4 years ago
tell me more about this "Amanda"
is she hot?
is she single?
can i get her number?
4 years ago
Well she hates birds and loves tennis....
4 years ago
sounds like just my type
4 years ago
Last I heard she was in Honduras spreading the word of Jesus.
4 years ago
I'll set it up for a basket of balls.
4 years ago
and disease i bet
fucking whore
4 years ago
yeah, just what I need to read my book, the annoying bird robot chirping in my face ;/
4 years ago
Perfect Polly comes with an off switch.
4 years ago
Very realistic, especially the purple one.
4 years ago
Until they come out with solar powered one this one is really only a mediocrepolly.
4 years ago
but what will you do for all of your night-time polly needs?
4 years ago
^ up there at the top.
Kuddle kitty.
4 years ago
"Even the real parakeet can't tell" Well guess what, my real parakeets are afraid of fresh vegetables. A bunch of radish leaves had them cowering in the corner of their cage, they can't be all that smart of creatures
4 years ago
One of mine used to fuck his mirror.
4 years ago
I've only had Peter Parker and Galactus for maybe 2months now. I rescued Peter Parker out of the parking lot at work. They don't seem too bright, though the internet tells me they are. Time will tell I guess.
4 years ago
They can be toaster. I had one that talked a little and he could respond to a few commands.
4 years ago
They have the largest vocabulary of all birds, but only the males learn to talk. I thought both of mine were male but I'm pretty sure Peter Parker is a chick. I'm giving them time. Being snatched up out of a parking lot was probably traumatic... at least they aren't afraid of the feed cup any more
4 years ago
You can usually tell if male or female by the cere.
4 years ago
Yeah they're just babies, not even 4months yet so the color isn't quite there yet. One I know for sure because it's pretty blue but the other is a pied recessive so it's kinda wishy washy.
4 years ago
I'm super jelly toaster. At my peak I had 43 budgies and now I have none.
4 years ago
Maybe you should get some ._. I'm looking to get a third and I'm already looking at false eggs in case they ever try to breed.
4 years ago
http://i1022.photobucket.com/albums/af345/TheAllMightyToaster/100_1283_zps4c65fe3c.jpg
4 years ago
43 BUDGIES?! jesus.
4 years ago
tennis anyone?
4 years ago
^faggot
4 years ago
^niggroid
4 years ago
* smerf is stupefied. *
4 years ago
inb4 *stupid

Fuck you.
4 years ago
recover password