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Rocket type Proton-M goes Boom

Russian rocket Proton-M was supposed to put 3 navigation stelites into orbit. Instead it makes a BIG BOOM and puts a 200m wide crater and a cloud of toxic gas on the Kosmodrom in Kasachstan.

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by IamWeazl

submitted July 3rd 2013

63 comments
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4 years ago
Space travel is stupid
4 years ago
so is your face!
4 years ago
My face is for real unlike space travel
4 years ago
poor fries lives in an inferiour country,they cant get to the moon let alone untap the awesomeness that is mars
4 years ago
We were doing really well in the air speed race until America tricked us into sharing our knowledge and promptly fucked us over. I even doubt that America even got to the moon
4 years ago
Fakeass moon landing
4 years ago
somebody get akameldon in here
4 years ago
What's he gonna do
4 years ago
argue about silly stuff
4 years ago
I'll tell you what's silly .... space travel
4 years ago
ill tell you whats silly




































YOUR FACE
4 years ago
My face has a better chance of going to the moon
4 years ago
If by 'moon' you mean some dude's ass, then sure.
4 years ago
You're a fucking idiot, fries.
4 years ago
You should buy me lifetime pro for saying something so dumb
4 years ago
Explain why I'm an idiot before I come over there and fuck you up
4 years ago
because you don't have a space shuttle.. that's why your an idiot and that's why you cant get here..
4 years ago
Yeah and the space shuttle lasted well
4 years ago
Oh, I know, we, thanks to the 6ft fecal impaction otherwise known as our president decided to scrap the space program.. Our shuttles are now "tourist attractions"..
4 years ago
...lasted better than your face.
4 years ago
BOOM
4 years ago
Funny, my face is still here..
4 years ago
that was @ guys_please
4 years ago
Space program isn't... face wins..
4 years ago
your face will outlive us all
4 years ago
Its ugliness will be legendary..
* Akameldon shines.. *
4 years ago
Hate it when that happens
4 years ago
Well, If you would occupy an abandoned missile silo instead of a sewer you'r luck might improve.. Launching from the toilet is not the proper way..
4 years ago
My anus is in horrible pain after diarrhea repeatedly launched itself from my butt. Please don't mention missiles right now...
4 years ago
Ok, how about thinking of a nice running stream.. of brown warmth..
4 years ago
Not cool Bromeldon...not cool...
4 years ago
on average, people in general have a higher instance of colon related problems in the summer months as opposed to the winter months. Reason being is that bacteria flourishes in food much better in warmer weather meaning; If you decide to dive into that macaroni and tuna salad that has been sitting on the picnic table in the sun for the last 4 hours,. you better be prepared to take a long ride on the porcelain comet..
4 years ago
Its the hot dogs...happens every time i eat them.
No more.
4 years ago
processed meat.. mmmmm... pheeewww...
4 years ago
By the way Barret, didn't mean to agitate your' colon, Throw open a manhole cover and get some fresh air..
4 years ago
Im gonna slither to bed, very sloooowly.
4 years ago
* Akameldon spray's bleach on the trail behind Barret.. Goodnight.. and have a Pleasant tomorrow.. *
4 years ago
somebody's getting a pink slip
4 years ago
I like big rockets
4 years ago
*red rockets
4 years ago
"Take your' protein pills and put your' helmet on.."
4 years ago
Proper use jrob.. proper use..
4 years ago
* jrob2020 throws akameldon a fishhead *
4 years ago
* Akameldon eagerly grabs and retreats to "eating corner".. *
4 years ago
FREE SNOWDEN!
4 years ago
Wait, What? Huh? is this GG being himself or do they actually have Snowden in custody?..
4 years ago
dont tell me youre one of the people that think he's a traitor?
4 years ago
* jrob2020 immediatly regrets asking that *
4 years ago
jrob, years from now, after the eminent demise/war that will hopefully reshape this Country back to what it originally was, I can hope, that there will be a monument to this man, Eric Snowden, a monument to the Patriot that he is. A man that took it apon himself to expose the government that is spying on it's own people, A government that is inherently and decidedly treasonous to it's own people. it's just to bad that the Monument that I speak of will be nothing more than an unmarked grave of a dead American under now wasted soil..
4 years ago
* L0RD_QU3S0 immediately regrets reading this portion of the thread first. *
4 years ago
* jrob2020 likes and moves on *
4 years ago
What do you mean what it originally was.. This is what we wanted to be.
4 years ago
shut the fuck up nigger
4 years ago
*not sure if a serious political discussion is about to unfold here or GG's an expert troll
4 years ago
both?
4 years ago
no
4 years ago
just a second jrob..

ar[amet. you shut your dirty cunt hole of a mouth you fucking noob

ahem.. I believe this is all an elaborate rouse
4 years ago
If this "Snowden" leak is news to any of you, Grind your face.
4 years ago
I'm not saying its a government conspiracy but...

http://imgur.com/HkPOzEH

4 years ago
this thread is getting too noobish for my tastes
* jrob2020 jetpacks out *
4 years ago
APEPUKE, 13 minutes old and acting like it, you fucking little scumbag junior high student, The basic fundamentals that this country was based apon were the pursuit of life, liberty, and happiness.. this was obviously before all of you nanny state save us from ourselsves because wer'e so arrogant we think we know whats best for you because we are meddling pieces of shit decided to start setting policy for the rest of us.. So Fuck You, Your' Pet, and Your' Grandmother.. Fucking moron scumbag piece of human garbage.. Don't respond to this, just fucking leave, Or stop breathing, or better yet both, Tie a bag over your' head and log off.. Fucking assworm..
4 years ago
i bet you're a big lee marvin fan..aren't ya.
4 years ago
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