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Guitars, guns, undies

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by Squidley

submitted July 1st 2013

394 comments
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Hey, you fucking retard. Since you clearly don't look for anything here before you bombard it with 900 stupid posts per day let me tell you this: I hope your asshole explodes from the 12 men that will gang-rape you when you go to jail, you fucking pedo faggot assole gook fuck.
4 years ago
i <3 you kirk
4 years ago
oh....it's squidley?
don't be mean to old squid
4 years ago
Well, someone needs to be.
4 years ago
Yikes, strongest mod fingers I've ever seen.
4 years ago
no one needs to be mean to old squid
4 years ago
who could be mean to HIM?
4 years ago
What you don't know Zeke, is that he has one of his grand kids duct taped into a rape sausage, hiding under that hat.
4 years ago
well i kinda figured that
still......that smile gets me every time
4 years ago
All that being said about the infinipost....

If you crop out everything but this guys face....it's Russel Brand when he was a fat American
4 years ago
Holy fuck, -3193 in 10 hours! I've seen downvoted now.
4 years ago
that's not downvoted.....it was dumped
jesus you're a noob
4 years ago
Six days and counting. I picked up on the dump by the comments. James is so sweet.
4 years ago
shut up noob
4 years ago
Ok.
4 years ago
Thank you.
4 years ago
I can understand the downvote but why the dumping?
4 years ago
because it's kirk
he has sand in his vagina
always
4 years ago
Because you are a stupid motherfucker and can't even bother checking to see that this is here like at least 3 other times.

Fuck off you faggot.
4 years ago
* xzekiel awkwardly pats kirk on the back *

it's alright buddy
4 years ago
fuck off.
4 years ago
lol Jimbo
4 years ago
I just don't think you should take your angst out on Squidley.
He's our resident senile old happy fuck. He's important around here. Now, before you 'show me how unimportant he is' or any of that shit, just let it slide. He's old, he's forgetful, he doesn't know how to search, but he's an asset. I for one like having him around. No need to power dump when he threeposts.
4 years ago
And let me reiterate kirk, this is your angst.
You're nice to some, but when you're mean you're hurtful.
4 years ago
words hurt too kirk, words hurt too
4 years ago
a. Fuck off.
b. I decide who/what gets power-dumped
c. I haven't in quite some time
d. See a.
e. Fuck off.
4 years ago
a. no
b. ok power trip.....geesh
c. yes you have
d. saw it
e. no
4 years ago
c. Prove it.
4 years ago
you still haven't paid me for my lft
i'll get one if you pay me for it
4 years ago
* xzekiel sounds tr alarm *

search his comments mensa
4 years ago
I don't prepay for lft's, and you never told me how much it costs.
4 years ago
I'd like to take a power dump on the stupid old cunts face
4 years ago
idk how much it costs cuz i never looked into it cuz you didn't give me the money.
i'll send you the change
4 years ago
haha, are you using tr like batman? thats pretty good.
4 years ago
be nice to squidley you fuckers
he doesn't hurt anyone
4 years ago
Except his wife and grandchildren.
4 years ago
I won't be nice to anyone. Almost guaranteed.

Except dik.
4 years ago
He ruined Christmas again by shitting his pants.
4 years ago
you'll be nice to me
i just know it!
4 years ago
squidley makes every day christmas around here
by shitting his pants
4 years ago
Shitting his pants and posting it would probably be the best post he has ever done.
4 years ago
he'd forget to post it and just wash his undies with shampoo in the shower
4 years ago
i'm just sayin give him a break.....save your pent up rage for the real assholes who deserve it
4 years ago
* xzekiel takes a werthers original from squidley's candy dish *
4 years ago
and yes that's a euphamism
4 years ago
yea, thats not gonna happen.
4 years ago
kirk........he's old....he's forgetful......he obviously doesn't search
but so what if it's a repost....it just gets downvoted anyway

i'm just saying there's no need for you to be a dick to him
4 years ago
At least Kirk isn't banning good, contributing members left and right because they said something against him like another website I'm all too familiar with.
4 years ago
Shut the fuck up
4 years ago
* xzekiel bans severum *
4 years ago
and that is that
4 years ago
Hey, Kirk?

I think there is a need to be a dick to him. Go forth and be a dick.
4 years ago
shut up quasimodo
4 years ago
I believe with this most recent dump (pun included to coincide with squids poopy pants) that he has gone over 9000, in the negative
4 years ago
* L0RD_QU3S0 pops party favors, passes out cheese ordorves *
4 years ago
in my eyes he's over 5000
supersayin
in the positive
4 years ago
muchorep doesn't count for shit
4 years ago
An achievement non the less. I also enjoy seeing squid being here.

He makes me laugh
4 years ago
queso you like cky....
i know that....
are you all across the board or just heavy shit?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7csfms8PsgA
i'm all across the board.....just no pop or pop gangsta shit
4 years ago
also, no fucking reggae or hard punk
or hard emo....or hard metal
4 years ago
i've been drinking and i'm trying to "connect"
4 years ago
you can ignore me if you want
i won't be offended
* xzekiel looks for sambuca bottle *
4 years ago
Agrees with Zeke on musical preference but clocking back in from lunch
4 years ago
good luck!
don't get shanked!
4 years ago
* MetalFace opens YT link, quickly closes it *
4 years ago
:(
4 years ago
That song is way too cool for me.
4 years ago
yeah you're not cool enough to listen to it
4 years ago
For some silly reason I only like good music.
4 years ago
and your name proves it....
4 years ago
Yeah, that movie reference is totally indicative of the music I like.
4 years ago
oh so it is clerks.......
it's not very clear
4 years ago
i mean.....it's understandable
i took my name/handle/whatever from ezekiel 25:17
but of course it's a fake bible passage
4 years ago
and now everyone thinks i'm a jew or a nazi or a black guy
i didn't forsee that
4 years ago
sorry i'm so talkative........it's the sambuca
HEATHER i missed youuuu......
4 years ago
It's a real bible verse....
4 years ago
it's not though
4 years ago
Not verbatim with Samuel Jacksons movie quote, but it is real.
4 years ago
it came from a spaghetti western/mexican western and they took a real verse and recreated it.....then quentin ripped it off
4 years ago
either way, i love it and it's what i think i should live by
4 years ago
Lol, you should probably go on believing that....
4 years ago
believing what?
that it was made for a movie?
4 years ago
it's close to the bible version......but it isn't
4 years ago
What did I just say?
4 years ago
basically the jist i get from it is be nice to those who intend you no harm and fuck up the people that do
now, i may be misreading it or it's been a long time since i read it
and i'm pretty inebriated right now
but i think you're a good guy.....i mean no hate
4 years ago
yeah but it was fabricated for some mexican western and changed
then quentin took it straight up from that
and that's what i had in mind when i bla bla bla
4 years ago
Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you." Now... I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, that meant your ass. You'd be dead right now. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. See, now I'm thinking: maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here... he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. And I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd
4 years ago
So we're both right... I can live with that.
4 years ago
Ezekial 25:17 -- "I will carry out great vengeance on them and punish them in my wrath. Then they will now that I am the Lord, when I take vengeance on them."

Taken straight from a bible printed before the Internet.
4 years ago
*Ezekiel
4 years ago
yeah.

what the false verse says to me is try to be nice but don't hesitate to fight....and if a fight presents itself fuck them up beyond all recognition. I mean, I may be carrying a bit over.

What the real verse says is "God will punish you if you're bad"
4 years ago
So....in this instance.....I'm assuming myself as a godhead
hence the kabbalah and Tat Tvam Asi on my chest
because really, you're the only one that matters, right?
4 years ago
be uber nice to the people that mean you no harm
be uber violent to the ones that do.....basically
4 years ago
it all works in.....trust me
4 years ago
All I know is it's really weird to hold a bible in one hand and mucho in the other...
4 years ago
my old accounts i said some super-religious shit on
mucho was a big part of my transformation
not necessarily people spewing atheistic shit
but seeing the way the world works
people lopping off others hands and shit
4 years ago
fuck i'm drunk.......someone just came in
it's supposed to be thundering and lightninging and shit
4 years ago
dear god.
4 years ago
shut up blondie
4 years ago
so heather....i should just put this out there...xzekiel dollars.....good for one free cunnilingus from xzekiel
print it out
4 years ago
oh it didn't show
4 years ago
just out of curiosity....would you refer to it as 'one cunnilingus'?
i need to know these sorts of things
4 years ago
also......expires july 31 2013
4 years ago
so you got a month
4 years ago
also, only valid if you've washed properly
4 years ago
also, my vacuum cleaner won't stand up
go tell everyone that
4 years ago
YAAAAAAAAAAAKKKK!
4 years ago
stupid fucking mouthy bimbo
4 years ago
you do realize you're telling everyone on mucho, right?
4 years ago
i realize i'm saying it here, yes
but when you copy/paste my words into chat
you're just being a dumb cunt
4 years ago
hows bout you let me deal with me?
kapeesh?
4 years ago
Speaking of, I have a msg for you from past you, zeke. He says to never drink again.
4 years ago
past me is a dumb fuck
4 years ago
theres no difference zeke, in fact, way more people are online here than in chat. if your words embarrass you, don't say them
4 years ago
exactly
so what's the need to copy/paste my words?
4 years ago
cause theyre hilarious
4 years ago
well they're here for everyone to see
and i know what you were doing
trying to make some 'zeke' joke in chat
trying to spark a discussion where you all laugh at me
but for real....yak's a fucking self righteous over-compensating leprechaun, toaster's a downright stupid fat slut.....you....well.....you are alright, but it's basically people with absolutely nothing going for them that spend all their time there.....which is what i used to do. But it's just laughable how you people see it as some form of private club. You can address me here if you really want to talk about me.
4 years ago
be my guest
4 years ago
spill all my info here
cuz....well.....it's already been done
4 years ago
Ive already told you it's absolutely ridiculous to get hammered during business hours, so now you're just adding fuel to the fire... I don't need to address you anymore about it, it's just funny now.
4 years ago
yeah......thunderstorms rolled in so i thought what the hay
then some dumbass showed up in the rain
if you really wanted to talk to me about it you would
talk TO me
not about me.....
4 years ago
weak fucking cunts
4 years ago
i dont want to talk to you about it, i said that
4 years ago
I've already talked to you about it, a few times, and obviously nothing sunk in, so yeah.
4 years ago
you said it.....then you quoted me in chat
my drunk ass just happened to accidentally push the button
fuck off heather
4 years ago
I just now got your 'dear god' joke...
4 years ago
i have a handle on things
it's not for a bunch of random online assholes to decide what i do
or don't do
i'm perfectly fine and know exactly what i'm doing
i don't need any more blow-hards acting like they somehow know more than i do
4 years ago
yep.
4 years ago
i know i have my faults, and i know i fuck up
quite a bit actually
i don't need to hear it
i'm not that retarded to the point i don't recognize it
like yak or toaster
4 years ago
you're right zeke, every single person who told you its fucked up for customers to see you hammered... someone how everyone else is wrong and you're right zeke. You're in control.
4 years ago
you think people are making a joke of you, but you're making a joke of yourself
4 years ago
i never said i was right or in control
i said it's raining and so i started drinking
wasn't the best decision and i knew that
but i don't need anyone else telling me otherwise
it's not your fucking business
you act like your shit doesn't stink
i know i do a lot of stupid shit
and i know i fuck up
but i'm plenty capable
you lowlife faggots can stop concerning yourself with me
4 years ago
ok.....laugh it up
you obviously have no other pressing matters
stupid cunt
4 years ago
then stop posting your business on a website, for starters.
4 years ago
Canada day, RUINED....
4 years ago
'stop concerning yourself with me.... but I'm gonna post everything I do online'

gtfo.
4 years ago
i'm posting it in the forum, for everyone to see
i just don't understand why you're copy/pasting it into chat like a stupid stuck up slut
4 years ago
Im about to go to work... and watch fireworks and be merry.
4 years ago
you're a cunt
goodbye
4 years ago
because you're drunk on the clock again and youve made it hilarious, zeke.
4 years ago
You should be marry.....to me. You could get citizenship....
4 years ago
Holy shit Zeke, Having a nice day?..
4 years ago
But I like it here
4 years ago
Ok, duel-citizenship.
4 years ago
Mrs. Heather Face......that's got a nice ring to it.
4 years ago
You can come live with me Heather, I'll build you a still for a wedding present..
4 years ago
dual even.
4 years ago
lol a fight to the death
4 years ago
OK,
* Akameldon loads gun.. *
4 years ago
Ok, ten paces, then turn and draw.

1......2.....3....*POW*
4 years ago
ok work time. zeke have a coffee, it doesnt always rain all day.
4 years ago
Are we dead? I can never tell?..
4 years ago
"It can't rain all the time"
4 years ago
"In everybody's life a little rain must fall"..
4 years ago
ok....let's see
i looked at the weather radar.....it's gonna rain from 2pm on
i operate a driving range....a handful of people want to golf in the rain
i can't mow.....i could pick up balls or repair some divots....but there aren't a lot out there cuz i'm trying to stay on top of my game. So i see a huge storm system rolling in and i say fuck it, i'ma drink, take the day off. Then some self-righteous cunts want to copy/paste my words into chat and snicker behind my back about how i'm a failure or some shit. Heather, you know full well how i take that shit personally. I don't like being talked about behind my back. I'd much rather you address me (thanks....i guess)
4 years ago
so i started drinking.....one guy showed up
i said to him "to be honest i locked up shop and had a few drinks, but you're welcome to hit off whatever you'd like"
he said "alright, cool"
end of story
4 years ago
Fuck it, I'm with Zeke, this rain is getting fucking annoying..
* Akameldon cracks a cold one and spins a joint.. *
4 years ago
it's just that these faggots want to call me a failure at every turn and it's become a running joke
i'm the best thing to ever happen to this shithole (i mean the range, not mucho)
4 years ago
i know that i'm a running joke, but bringing the business into it and calling me a fucking failure......yeah, i'm not too keen on that
4 years ago
and worse.....you do it behind my back
you all know i don't take that kindly
4 years ago
what do you expect?
4 years ago
Ok, everybody channel your' hatred where it belongs.. on the fresh noobs..
4 years ago
How the fuck did it come to this? Zeke took the day off, to go drink'n, so fucking what, I am with you Zeke, fuck em. Golf is gay anyway...
4 years ago
it's not them akameldon....it's not you.....it's these "oldschool" faggots that think i'm some kind of running joke......it's yak.....it's toaster (though she's not oldschool).....it's all of them tee-hee ing behind my back.....and about me....i'll take.......when it comes to this business shit or w/e.....i'm getting mad.......having a melt down per se
4 years ago
at least brownwings has half a sack to talk to me
4 years ago
Zeke, I don't know what goes on in chat, when I click it, it comes up error and then a page opens telling me that I have to download an app.. Fuck that shit..
4 years ago
it's mainly the fact that i accidentally clicked chat and saw my words copypasted right there......i have a bit of a hangup about that
4 years ago
possum was right, chat is gay
4 years ago
.....and heather was the one that linked my words
if you didn't gather that already
4 years ago
I think I would be a bit pissed too Zeke..
4 years ago
This is what I get when I click on chat https://mini.jappix.com/issues I just got a feeling that fbi virus is lurking behind it..
4 years ago
nah chat works, and is virus-free, you just gotta install jappix
but i wouldn't bother
it's the same old fucksticks in there just talking about stupid, irrelevant shit. on occasion they talk behind peoples' backs. really, they're all too weak for the site. that whole "you can't hang in real time".....it's basically just them blowing each other
4 years ago
akameldon g ive me a youtube song
4 years ago
my elbow is all fucked up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7csfms8PsgA
4 years ago
Let me find you something good Zeke..
4 years ago
it was a tough decision between liking and reporting spam
4 years ago
Live it Zeke.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxcJW6bs5os
4 years ago
omg, zekebro, are you drunk on the job?

better hope the boss doesn't catch you...
4 years ago
a) i'm not on the job, since i closed the place
b) jackiebaby's forehead
4 years ago
c) it's shit weather
d) go get some bologna
4 years ago
*sixhead
4 years ago
i hope she sees that and takes her computer away from him...again
4 years ago
well, zekebro, when i come here it's almost always bologna from you....
4 years ago
What? you didn't like that one Zeke, I thought it was appropriate for the present situation..
4 years ago
and the only reason she even has a computer is because i fixed it...again
4 years ago
and doesn't your forehead go the whole way back, zekebro?
4 years ago
akameldon i'm not too big on hard stuff
..............take that as you will
4 years ago
this is my chubby song......
old, outdated, i know
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c08HNApcVvk
4 years ago
Maybe you will like this one better, old school punk, but go back and listen to the lyrics on the first one, they apply.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPtK6o4NGXQ
4 years ago
i don't like hard punk.....or heavy metal....or screamo
i gotta be able to hear the words
4 years ago
and chubby song........you know that one song that'll give your heart a chubby
4 years ago
ok that's not so bad......still not so good though
i'm more into froofy shit
4 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkJEiuYUiSg
4 years ago
It's a shame about Sublime, I think they would have been the next Zeppelin..
4 years ago
also, i'm not black
(just a heads up)
4 years ago
At first, I was all "How utterly fucked up is it for zeke to be drinking on the job, people walking in and zeke slurring his words, dropping things, and swaying all about"

But then, I was all like, "Being drunk all the time is part of the credentials of being a spoiled ass rich kid in a upper class neighborhood. It's perfectly okay for him to sit and have a cocktail at the fancy shooting range his daddy owns. It's swanky."
4 years ago
Bradley would have made it big, yeah.
He actually did post-humous. <however you spell that word
they got big with stupid songs..........i like bradley's original shit
not the pop shit that made it on the radio
like eric said hearing date rape blow up on the radio was like a hemmorhoid. but yeah,,,,,,,it would have been nice if brad didn't o.d.
4 years ago
yeah Zeke, we discussed that last night, I'm still gonna call you a Maine coon though.. just for fun..
4 years ago
dush, if by "own" you mean "lease" then you're on the money.
4 years ago
well dush.....you perhaps think i'm a spoiled-ass rich kid, but you live in your mom's house......and yes, my father leased this business and put me in charge of it, but it was not my choice. I didn't say "daddy buy me this." He did it, because HE WANTED IT. Then he figured he didn't want to put in all the work so he just said fuck it, stick him with it. If I were to beg my "rich" parents for a business it wouldn't be a fucking driving range.
4 years ago
but then again....you hawk shit from salvation army and resell it online....
4 years ago
ok akameldon.......i don't know what i said last night
but you're one of the few here i can have a conversation with
if these faggots would stop butting in
4 years ago
let me know if you come across any "battletoads" at the salvation army, dush...
4 years ago
BW has a beer & watches caddyshack, where it was perfectly acceptable to have a beer a play golf,what has happened to this world,Rodney Dangerfield would be outraged,OUTRAGED.
4 years ago
now, dush, i'm glad for this opportunity and i figure at the very least it's free food and rent, but it's not like i asked for this.....
4 years ago
I never said you asked for it, now did I?
4 years ago
the problem is brownwings.......i don't have a beer and play golf.....i have a bottle of sambuca and attempt to talk to people that just want to drive some balls :/
4 years ago
i almost watched caddyshack last night...it is on demand for one of the premium channels....
4 years ago
And yes, I enjoy buying things such as vintage gaming systems/games and reselling them. I also enjoy buying broken electronics and fixing them. It's a hobby. And?
4 years ago
"battletoads" dush...focus on that...big money in "battletoads"
4 years ago
dush......you said i was a latchkey kid or something.....i forgot the word
fund-baby
and i have received inheritance but that's so far from the truth
i've lived a dive life. granted, i always knew i had a place to fall back on, but i'm not living kush.
i've never lived kush.
you.....meanwhile.....live at your mom's and hawk old shit from salvation army on ebay.
don't try to act like you're wholier than though you slimy fuckwit
4 years ago
I have a pristine copy of Battletoads, but it's my personal copy, one of my favorite games as a kid, not for resale.
4 years ago
would you two fat faggots take this somewhere else?
i was trying to talk to akameldon here
4 years ago
I threw this at you last night but I like this version better because of the cartoon.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRdZ-jouNw4
4 years ago
good song
4 years ago
pretty sure dush smoked you in the last ab-off, zekebro....
4 years ago
dush is pretty fat
and he was never involved
now go elsewhere
4 years ago
you're not wanted here
but i guess that never dissuades you
4 years ago
anyway, yeah
good song akameldon
4 years ago
Hey Zeke, why is it that people automaticly think that you are well off if you or your' family owns a business? I used to have to deal with that shit all the time when My parents owned the restaurant, and then even worse when I took it over. What they don't understand is that you (as an owner) get the scraps, meaning, at the end of the week, after all the help has been paid, and the distributors, and everybody else, IF there is anything left that's what you get..
4 years ago
One of my personal favorites Zeke, I was going to sub it but QU3SO did a few years back.. and everybody shit on him about it..
4 years ago
that's not quite what happened, zekebro, but obviously we can rely on your near perfect memory....
4 years ago
I received inheritance from my grandparents and lived on that for a while while i traveled the country....then came to portland and started looking for a job and got an oui......then i just said fuck it i'm focusing my efforts on writing (with no car and no job and plenty to live on) then it dwindled away and dush i guess got jealous of me saying i'm drinking on inheritance......idk
they think i'm a trust fund baby or some shit......i have no clue
i eat kidney beans 24/7......it's not hard to live cheap
4 years ago
Just because being called fat hurts you zeke, doesn't mean that applies to everyone.

AKA, you don't know zeke at all do you? FFS you thought he was a black mentally retarded midget...
4 years ago
i'm by no means well off......
but i'm not reselling shit from goodwill
4 years ago
seems like the guy reselling shit from goodwill is doing pretty well....
4 years ago
i mean, the essence of business is buy low and sell high...so, as long as that happens, what does it matter about the source or the destination?
4 years ago
seems like he can't stop interrupting people here
4 years ago
dush......tr.........
no one wants you in this conversation
4 years ago
fuck off
for christ's sake
4 years ago
.......and i told dik one late drunken night that when my money ran out i was offing myself.....
figured that should come out too
akameldon: i'm white, i'm schizophrenic, i'm a drunk, i'm hung up on my ex who is old and has scraggily hair.....
ummm.....what else......
i'm a trust fund baby.....
apparently
i'm just trying to dig myself out of a hole here tbh
4 years ago
and i don't mean with these faggots
i mean for real......i'm trying
4 years ago
MELT DOWWWN
4 years ago
Well, to be fair she was quite the slut as well.
4 years ago
can you two faggots get the fuck off this thread now?
go spam up somewhere else you're not wanted?
4 years ago
jones.....
4 years ago
go bark up another tree
for real
4 years ago
I have a job, fancylad, the fact that I resell items has no bearing on my financial state. I do it for the thrill, not for the funds. Case in point, I was given an iphone 3g for nothing, it had a cracked screen. I replaced the screen for $12.49 then turned around and sold it for $100...it's not about the money, for me, it's about the fact that I have the ability to take something that has been discarded as trash and breathe new life into it. Like I said, it's a hobby, I don't rely on it for stability.

The real issue here is that you told heather you hated people talking behind your back, and welcomed anyone to say it to your face. So I did. The real problem I have with you is that you were given more than most and you just wasted it. I've always told you I thought you had potential, yet you won't open your fucking eyes to see it.
4 years ago
Gee Zeke, kinda sound like me, Functioning alchoholic, on the verge of a personality split, lost everything because of a cunt that I wish the worst apon every waking minute..
4 years ago
How about discussing your personal issues in chat where there might be someone who cares? I'm sure Clint can help.
4 years ago
yeah akameldon, i feel you
i just wish these faggot leeches would fuck off and let us just talk
4 years ago
PM in chat or something then.
4 years ago
no
4 years ago
don't tell me what to do, dog
4 years ago
Aint gonna happen Zeke, we both just put a bullseye on our foreheads..
4 years ago
you can just as easily ignore this thread
but for dush, tr, and now jones, they think it's the happening place
4 years ago
Its kind of hard to ignore it when it fills up the most recent comments and kills all other discussions.
4 years ago
Hi Xzeke. How's bizness.
4 years ago
anyway.......i was talking about Sublime
most of their pop stuff is shit
but i love Robbin Tha Hood
Sublime was really the first band that made me love music
well.....the beach boys when i was 8
but i'm open to a wide array of music.....i just don't get into shit where i can't understand what they're saying.
4 years ago
how do you guys post in real time on this shithole?

why do I have to refresh the screen to see new comments?
4 years ago
jasper....you got some mustard on your shirt
4 years ago
just look
4 years ago
this place sucks.
4 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkJEiuYUiSg
4 years ago
did i already link that?
i think i did
4 years ago
either way, i was trying to talk to akameldon here
so shut the fuck up you fucking whiney inconsiderate faggots
4 years ago
I listen to anything that I find appealing, I don't limit myself to just one genre of music, I don't really care for country with all of it's whining feel sorry for me cause I fell off a barstool shit but I do like southern rock. I don't like Rap, never have But I do find Die Anterwood to be "Eclecticly Fascinating" and have developed a weird attraction for Yolandi Visser, credit to you Zeke for the subs..
4 years ago
i hear ya, i like some faggoty shit.....but i listen to hard stuff too at times
i just basically don't like reggae or metal or punk or pop
4 years ago
there are a few exceptions
4 years ago
I have always pretty much hated anything mainstream, standard generic bubblegum bullshit doesn't interest me..
4 years ago
like the Beatles?
4 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDqydHdKURI
4 years ago
But yes, there are always an exception every once in awhile, like I said I listen to what appeals to me. on the other hand there is some music, that I like, but I really don't care to ever want to hear it again, Like Led Zeppelin, reason being that I overlistened to Zeppelin so much in high school, Black Sabbath too, if I hear a song from them, especially the overplayed radio shit its like I just heard it 5 minutes earlier..
4 years ago
i love battle of evermore....bought it on an 8 track when i was like 7
and fell in love
a lot of the hard stuff i never cared about...
4 years ago
No Zeke, I never really liked the Beatles, But I do have one of their original albums from 1964 I think entitled "This is the Beatles" (In "Stereophonic") still in decent condition..
4 years ago
so.....so far.....one car pulled in......i gave them the finger where they couldn't see me.......*sad trombone*....you stupid fuckers
i know it's not good to not be consistent, but hell, let me sink or swim.....i don't need your feedback......i get plenty of know-it-alls here anyway.
4 years ago
(not you akameldon....the faggots in chat)
4 years ago
Ok, Braun Y Aur is my favorite, off of physical graffiti.. And the rover..
4 years ago
my mom has a shitload of beatles 45's.....i think i said that
my father has shit i want to keep.....like cheech and chong and rare 70s shit
4 years ago
dylan and shit
4 years ago
but my mom's stuff i'd sell off......it's all beatles 45s and elvis
4 years ago
you like yolandi visser?
here's her bottom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ziz-dUe5tWA
4 years ago
I think we were talking about this a few days ago, yeah it seems the market for collectable albums is always a good moneymaker..
4 years ago
i never know....
4 years ago
they have a kid together......Waddy and Yolandi
that's ninja...
4 years ago
yolandi is fucking adorable though......when she's being all shy and shit
4 years ago
aka when she's not hammered
4 years ago
Wait, I thought they're daughters name was 16 Jones?..
4 years ago
well.....their daughter's name is sixteen
but yeah.....i kinda said that,,,,,i just said they had a daughter together
4 years ago
i'm just saying it kinda takes yolandi off the market.....cuz......well........ninja's boning her
4 years ago
Yeah, I checked out a few of their vids on yt, and of course the 2 you subbed on here..
4 years ago
Ok, I misunderstood you at first, I thought you meant their daughters name was ninja, now I understand what you meant..
4 years ago
you should check out their interviews.....she's so cute and shy
anyway, this post is becoming too much for me to navigate
i got on slightly stoopid
elsewhere if you don't want to beat a dead horse
i'm wrecked
<3 you akameldon
4 years ago
i know the <3 is faggy but it makes me lol
4 years ago
Ok Zeke, I gotta finish a joint and roll smokes and try and find the bottom of an 18 pack.. I might be back later.. Later Zeke..
4 years ago
I gotta sub one thing before I go, it'll give me more of a reason to come back later..
4 years ago
TL:DR
4 years ago
good. don't
4 years ago
you're welcome squidley
4 years ago
He appreciates it.
4 years ago
I like Squidley. But the other day I spent an hour looking at his posts and 90% of them were reposts. I wouldn't know but the comments said so and the links were there. So all I'm saying is I like Squid and I think Mucho would miss him (a million time more than me for example) but for fucks sake Squid try to check a little before posting stuff. Even I learned that after my first posts. Kosher or fuck off.
4 years ago
shut up gay
4 years ago
Don't bother stfu it's all I'm saying today.
4 years ago
why would i stfu you?
4 years ago
i mean no homo intolerance with you twister
i was just wondering if you were the gay one
BE LOUD, BE PROUD
4 years ago
not the gay one zeke. I'm cool.
4 years ago
i'm pretty sure you're the gay one
4 years ago
not that there's anything wrong with that...
if that's who you are
4 years ago
have a cool day zeke.
4 years ago
Zeke, you have gained my respect !
4 years ago
shut up
4 years ago
Just being honest, a sincere compliment.
4 years ago
.me pees pants
4 years ago
Yeah.....I just realized that Twister is the gay one, not tittytwister....
sorry bro
4 years ago
Yeah that had already been said
4 years ago
tr_willk
more like i woke up
on the couch, because she's still mad
she's determined to see me leave at the end of the month, i guess
4 years ago
a grown man....content to be one foot out the door
4 years ago
deadbeat
4 years ago
I think zeke wants to bed squidley
4 years ago
you say that like it's a bad thing
4 years ago
Not bad but he'd only forget about you the next day
4 years ago
men.......
amirite fries?
4 years ago
Too right..... fucking arseholes
4 years ago
is this seal's post?
4 years ago
no?
4 years ago
oh...
4 years ago
No
4 years ago
oh
4 years ago
hey, this is a repost :(
4 years ago
* ClaudeBallz rigs entire thread with Cordite. *
4 years ago
* ClaudeBallz rigs entire thread with Cordite. *
4 years ago
Stay back...I'm using a lot.
4 years ago
* xzekiel pushes buttons *
4 years ago
* possum gets wood *
4 years ago
beep beep boop boop beep
4 years ago
* fries-please gives trash can a kick *
4 years ago
* xzekiel kicks back *

i'm sleeping here
have some fucking respect
4 years ago
my "counselor" (therapist) asked me once
'do you closet drink'?
i was like.....well, yeah....i got drunk in a closet once.
she was like "you're an alcoholic"
and i was like "this isn't what i came here for"
4 years ago
* L0RD_QU3S0 from outta nowhere, fullspeed dropkicks trashcan *


ANARCHY!
4 years ago
So if yak kept his word then squirtles was blasted into oblivion.
4 years ago
------------
4 years ago
bwHAHAHAHAHAHaHahaaaaaa.....
4 years ago
* possum chirps *
4 years ago
i haven't eaten today
also, yak's a faggot
4 years ago
Keep drinking. Your liver will thank you for it.
4 years ago
Zeke's gonna die leaving las vegas style, except he won't be getting any pussy along the way.
4 years ago
umm
4 years ago
Well, there was an ass-rape scene....
4 years ago
hooray for ass rape
4 years ago
I have $20 that says zeek's liver is from another world.
4 years ago
*100% scar tissue
4 years ago
scar tissue that i wish you saw....
something something in a push-up bra
with the blood you shed blah blah blah blah blah
4 years ago
and then i thought to myself i'm gonna marry into wealth
i'm gonna take everything she's got to offer and keep it for myself
and she looked at me, and said 'i don't like what i see'
and i looked at her and said ' i don't fucking care'
she looked at me and said ' i don't like what i see'
then i looked at her 'and i don't even know you're there'

i ain't no prophet, can't cure some damn disease
would you help me anyway, if i was on my knees
been going through my time of change
in my time of need
and every other little thing, willl be all the same
4 years ago
^that was for heather
coupon:expired
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmBPAo3Cqks
4 years ago
Repost
4 years ago
No way. Link it, I need proof
4 years ago
seriously
proof or gtfo
4 years ago
hey you know what i realized today?
pinkstinkwrinkle has bewbs
harass
4 years ago
that's an order
4 years ago
*clicks muchoers gone wild to investigate resident boob possessors*
4 years ago
jenbirdy........somewhitechick......alana
they the hot generous ones
4 years ago
they have my <3
4 years ago
Smerf has ugly tits.
4 years ago
Had to find the separate link than the one previously posted

http://muchosucko.com/101569/Hair-Guns--Guitars

4 years ago
Damn, this post has 3216 negative points.
4 years ago
No shit fuck face
4 years ago
Quick, vote on it so he looks like an idiot!
4 years ago
Yeh, that'll teach me a lesson! Whoa boy! Fags.
4 years ago
you're fine dick
* xzekiel takes dick under wing *

let em hate you
4 years ago
i be dranked....
4 years ago
Oh, hey, thanks, pal. Let's rule the world.
4 years ago
you and me?
alrighty
4 years ago
You've been drank all day.
4 years ago
i have
4 years ago
Might as well keep going till ya black out.
4 years ago
i miss these quality times with noobs on mucho
4 years ago
nah i gotta get up by like 8......i'm just pushin it
4 years ago
Will ya gently stroke my hair, professor?
4 years ago
* xzekiel yawns *

we'll rule the world tomorrow
4 years ago
oh......
that's kinda gay
not that there's anything wrong with that
if that's who you are
but i'm not
4 years ago
if i drink more it's just gonna fuck me over tomorrow
time for bed i guess
4 years ago
i mean.....it's not gonna do anything for me tonight
4 years ago
this whole joint smells like dirty vag
4 years ago
like heather's.....
4 years ago
No, I mean, since this is quality time and all. Ya know, big poppa Zeke and his little side kick. Like Batman and Robin, ya know.
4 years ago
i'd place a bet that her vagina is unkempt
4 years ago
don't bow down for anyone mr richards
you'll be fine
4 years ago
Heather's? It's not, I'm sure.
4 years ago
I'm not planning to bow. Nor bend.
4 years ago
don't even side with me.....
you're alright
it's just personal shit is the reason i'm saying heather's vag stinks
don't fall into it
don't concern yourself with her muffin top
4 years ago
no fucking around
you'll be good
4 years ago
* xzekiel pushes dick_richards out of nest *

fly
faggot
4 years ago
* xzekiel gets bb gun *
4 years ago
* xzekiel cocks daisy *

you'll be alright
4 years ago
jesus fuck.....i thought it was just my socks that smelled like dirty vagina......but it's this whole fucking building
it's been so wet......i guess that makes sense
4 years ago
and i accidentally got another beer.....
I'M THE PRESIDENT
4 years ago
......that's from Run Ronnie Run
watch it noob
4 years ago
Run Ronnie Run is a shit movie. The character was good in Mr. Show, but the movie sucked. David Cross thought so, too.
4 years ago
Least we know now where squidley goes to pick up dates
4 years ago
recover password
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