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3am visitor...

I just want to pee in the middle of the night without being terrified ;/

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by Jenbirdy

submitted June 28th 2013

31 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
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he is only there as a facilitator. no worries.
4 years ago
:(((((((
4 years ago
Jen you really need to get that looked at..pissing small animals is a serious condition.
4 years ago
are you fucking serious?
4 years ago
at least this one wasn't in my shoe ;/
4 years ago
thats so unacceptable
4 years ago
so ...um...are they dangerous? or just horrifying?
4 years ago
it's been my experience that scorpions are really inconsiderate bastards
4 years ago
their sting hurts like a wasp or bee sting, I don't think they're dangerous unless you're allergic
4 years ago
the babies are very venomous..the big ones..yeah like a bee sting
4 years ago
Scorpions are like spiders and wasps fused together. Fuck you nature.
4 years ago
with a sprinkle of lobster..
4 years ago
i think its not that theyre babies i think its smaller species are more venomous ......maybe
4 years ago
i heard it's the fact that baby scorpions can't control the amount of venom they inject. more fun with black lights in the desert.
4 years ago
You're thinking of rattle snakes
4 years ago
On scorpions it's how small their pincers are that are a good indicator of it's venom's toxicity. That and how fat their tails are.

Scorpions with fat tails deliver more venom and have less developed and weaker pincers. Evolution.

As for the babies being more venomous or not controlling how much they inject is false.

A baby(instar1 - instar3) scorpion can't even penetrate most peoples' skin.

* severum has raised a few batches of different species *
4 years ago
Did you know they glow under a blacklight?..
4 years ago
i saw that on letterman with jack hanna
4 years ago
they also like disco and cocaine.

fact.
4 years ago
My brother pointed it out to me when he had one of those ugly little fuckers, his was a black one but when he shined a blacklight on it it turned a funky glowing green..
4 years ago
Smoking meth at the time???
4 years ago
Never, I see what that shit does to peoples faces, Im way to pretty for that, Besides, cant find that shit around here..
4 years ago
I'm still waiting for my Centipede :*(

* Magawd mopes *
4 years ago
100% medically accurate..
4 years ago
Nice poop splatter on the sides.
4 years ago
my husband is a sprayer
4 years ago
me too after a prune milkshake.
4 years ago
Living in the south is full of surprises.
4 years ago
Jenbirdy's crabs are growing to epic proportions
4 years ago
That appears to be a striped bark scorpion.
4 years ago
* drowned striped bark scorpion
4 years ago
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