points: -11

One for the road.

white-devil left out some pics/info. Here ya go. Like many other young men, Matthias Schoormann was in love. Her name was Bianca, and it was more than obvious that he had deep feelings for her. He loved her with all his heart. However, in the back of his mind there was a niggling fear, which preyed on his insecurities and abandonment issues: did she love him back? As it turned out she did not love him. His advances were unwanted by Bianca, the girl whom Matthias was so enamored with. This frustrated him greatly. Who is this woman who thinks she can say no to one such as I? he no doubt pondered sleeplessly all the way through many a night. And as his frustration grew, he decided to do the rational thing: kill Bianca, decapitate her corpse, take a set consisting of a couple dozen pictures of the naked body placed in vaguely ritualistic poses and then upload them to an internet forum. Finally, he took the head, carefully buckled it into the passenger-side seat of his car with a lecherous little wink and then drove off to deliberately smash into a truck, killing himself.

wtf

by PunkyBruiser

submitted June 27th 2013

76 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
One for the road.
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comments (76)
This was on 4chan back in the 70's or something.
4 years ago
Maybe so, but it wasn't broke down like this, sir. 8P
4 years ago
I don't know anything about 4chan, Sporty..swear to God.
4 years ago
white-devil posted this a while ago..and I'm adding to it.


http://muchosucko.com/91374/Fatal-Attraction
4 years ago
WD did a link paste in his thread, and I pushed it forward.
4 years ago
That guy has a burzum poster hahaha too bad burzum sucks
4 years ago
I'm glad I don't now what "burzum" means...you big nose faggot.
4 years ago
Coming from the inbred retard virgin. k.
It's a black metal band you stupid fuck. Varg is a cunt and so are you.
4 years ago
Like I said..."I'm glad I don't now what "burzum" means...you big nose faggot".
4 years ago
Are you done with your lame redundant "insults"?
4 years ago
nope...I'm on you, like stink on shit, you stinky hippie.
4 years ago
Don't you have some of your mom's shirts to clean your cum up with you lame douchebag?
4 years ago
Hey Sporty, you had internet back in the 70's?.. Stupid fuckstain..
4 years ago
Like many other young men, Punky Bruiser was in love. The name was Muchosucko, and it was more than obvious that he had deep feelings for the users. He loved them with all his heart. However, in the back of his mind there was a niggling fear, which preyed on his insecurities and abandonment issues: did they love him back? As it turned out they did not love him, in fact they hated him. His advances were unwanted by the muchoers, the people whom Broseph was so enamored with. This frustrated him greatly. Who are these no talent hacks, who thinks they can say no to one such as I? He no doubt pondered sleeplessly all the way through many a night. And as his frustration grew, he decided to do the only rational thing: subbing more stuff, writing ridiculously long descriptions, and complaining about down-votes until they change their minds.
4 years ago
Jesus fucking Christ, fat boy. What the fuck is on your menu?
4 years ago
Just fun sonny...
4 years ago
Barret wins the internet
4 years ago
*corn-dog
4 years ago
is niggling fear the same as crossing the street to avoid a negro?
4 years ago
Ha-Ha Made You Read
4 years ago
nope...your face needs cum on it...ASAP!


(this has nothing to do with billy's comment...but It really does)
4 years ago
* Barret is now scared *
4 years ago
There needs to be a punky award for supid
4 years ago
"There needs to be a punky award for supid" <<<caveman talk
4 years ago
Toaster...go make some cookies.
4 years ago
Dude shut the fuck up god damn
4 years ago
"Dude shut the fuck up god damn"<<<<<caveman
4 years ago
Hey, big nose...SHUT THE FUCK UP.
4 years ago
You fucking lame cumstain, I hope you get murdered.
4 years ago
wow...comment fail. Nice try...you neanderthal.
4 years ago
keep it up..."little dick"
4 years ago
actually...bye...faggot.
4 years ago
kill yourself
4 years ago
*saved
4 years ago
* possum resnorks *
4 years ago
:)
4 years ago
comment fail
4 years ago
http://www-thescore.s3.amazonaws.com/images/125577/medium.jpg?1372164862

the front of the toronto sun on tuesday, for metalface

nini
4 years ago
Double whammy.....
4 years ago
^"male bonding"
4 years ago
MF...YOU'D BETTER GET YOUR SHIT STRAIGHT.
4 years ago
life is good
4 years ago
um
4 years ago
^yes
4 years ago
*you
4 years ago
First you ditch me....
4 years ago
i froze :( and i have to work in the am.. and what about me!
4 years ago
I'm done.
4 years ago
well thats good, since i had no idea what you were talking about int he first place.
4 years ago
i think that means im a man
4 years ago
I tried! But the droid ap is shit
4 years ago
Best post-op ever.
4 years ago
why thank you
4 years ago
i'll pass that on
4 years ago
MF, can I give you a back rub?....




NOT!
4 years ago
To whom? The surgeon?
4 years ago
He doesn't deliver on back rubs
4 years ago
8(
4 years ago
8D
4 years ago
}8(
4 years ago
mhm, dr. franknfurter will be pleased
4 years ago
^pleased with everything
4 years ago
Tell him I was fooled until punky spilled the beans.
4 years ago
punky is rambling more than tr on ambien
4 years ago
hahaha...Heather. I'm really "TR". This is my alt account, you goofy buttfuck.
4 years ago
what the..

nini
4 years ago
Tbh you're more annoying than TR.
4 years ago
*inb4 this explains everything
4 years ago
all go to hell...and shut the fuck up!!
4 years ago
That's our punky.... (sitcom voice)
4 years ago
^love
4 years ago
One next to her is hotter. I would've beheaded that one.
4 years ago
I remember someone on here using on of the headless shots as an avy, I hope he pounded the fuck out of that corpse before he took the head for a death ride..
4 years ago
This shit is crazy. It must be really fucked up to clean that mess.
4 years ago
whats the vehicle crash have to do with it ?
6 months ago
your description sounds like it was written by a retard
6 months ago
recover password