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Jacked Kangaroo

Protein! He lifts. Shoots roids, too.

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by Dick_Richards

submitted June 26th 2013

179 comments
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Jacked Kangaroo
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do you even hop, bro?
4 years ago
Notice the pronounced brow, the confusion. Signs of impending roid rage.
4 years ago
I bet he bench presses fat aborigines to show off.
4 years ago
Kangaroids
4 years ago
lol! I spit my iced tea..
4 years ago
goddamit squat..

/me cleans keyboard.
4 years ago
You must be a noob fruity. Always use saran wrap over your keyboard. I call it "the mucho shield™ "
4 years ago
* TheAllMightyToaster just has extra keyboards *
4 years ago
damn.. good idea..great for out of control auto-erotic asphyxiation too.
4 years ago
Speaking of noobs... Welcome THEMAN200
4 years ago
He sounds hot
4 years ago
ooooh did we gain a noob?
4 years ago
I meant interesting
4 years ago
Oh ... And theman100... Uh
4 years ago
why only 200? he must have inadequacy problems..theman650 is way better.
4 years ago
TWIN HUNKS!!
4 years ago
I meant wierd
4 years ago
weird
4 years ago
* squatface tantrums *
4 years ago
Haha put down the sparrows...
4 years ago
strangely enough there are no good recipes online for baby sparrows
4 years ago
I'd hate to waste all my hard work
4 years ago
That is odd
4 years ago
just saute in garlic and butter, you'll think they are jumbo shrimp.
4 years ago
I was gonna say sushi..
4 years ago
everything calls for thyme and I can't stand that shit
4 years ago
"cook until pink"?
what fucking colour do they think they were when I killed them?
4 years ago
thyme is the gullwing Mercedes of spices.
4 years ago
I bet Bobby Flay would just use Cumin and Paprika and BBQQQQQQQ
4 years ago
I would punch Bobby Flay in the mouth
4 years ago
What is Cumin...
4 years ago
It's tasty spice
4 years ago
me in 5.4.3.2.......
4 years ago
* Barret googles *


Ooooooooh....
4 years ago
* squatface changes his mucho shield *
4 years ago
hot
4 years ago
Cumin is a large Jurassic creature with bat wings and a llama head and prosthetic arms. it likes capri-suns and hot pockets.
4 years ago
Who doesn't like caprisun and hot pockets?
4 years ago
I dont think muslims like hot pockets. all the infidel pork ingredients...and they dont know how to operate a straw..so their fucked on the caprisuns too.
4 years ago
maybe they have non pork lean pockets and bite open the packages, no straw needed
4 years ago
well you have to basically be a genius to get the straw in a caprisun, so I'm with them on that one
4 years ago
yall wanna pick on a noob,,,welcome me.......bask in the gloriousness.
4 years ago
welcome
4 years ago
now fuck off
4 years ago
Evening good sir.
4 years ago
tits
4 years ago
or gtfo
4 years ago
* TheAllMightyToaster high fives heather *
4 years ago
*69's
4 years ago
Maybe you two should lead by example,fucking prudes
4 years ago
Like you all haven't already seen my boobs
4 years ago
heather....yes
the other one.....not so much
4 years ago
my boobs are all over the damn place, not my fault you're not in my house to see them. Now whos the prude, jprude2020
4 years ago
Is that an invitation?

* DushanMandik creepy stares *
4 years ago
Am I the only one around here...

* DushanMandik cocks gun *


Who feels like every 'noob' is just an alt account?
4 years ago
this one seems extra nooby
4 years ago
I have a sense for these things
4 years ago
In my head when you said "i have a sense for these things" you did the spooked prairie dog thing looooooool
4 years ago
not this time....this is NOT an alt oster
4 years ago
Dammit now i keep thinking its Freshie, noob ruined.
4 years ago
or ffs, don't say that, now I think you're an alt oster
4 years ago
it's......shit i forgot his name
the mexicunt with the bieber hair
4 years ago
Yak?
4 years ago
ogami
4 years ago
bailey jay
4 years ago
actually been coming to the site for more than a year.....creeping. you guys are a league of your oun.
4 years ago
awwwwwwwwww reply fail, so cute
4 years ago
Then i take it this was an ironic reply fail.
4 years ago
ltdcfs
you should know that
4 years ago
yup first day at school and im already fuckin up.
4 years ago
Better hope you brought a great snack to share at story time
4 years ago
what a cabbage bastard?
4 years ago
and are you cute?
4 years ago
sharpie in butt or gtfo
4 years ago
some of my finest work
4 years ago
and how long have you guys been trying to get into heather's pants???
4 years ago
not pants, shirt
4 years ago
whenever her start date was..
4 years ago
i tried for a couple months.....but i kept getting overtly drunk and losing points :/
4 years ago
Zeke when are you not drunk
4 years ago
hate to break it to you, but you were well into the negatives to begin with :/
4 years ago
for some reason, i misread "points" as "my pants"
4 years ago
I'm a Canadian, therefore too polite to ask
4 years ago
one can enjoy a snifter in the evening.
4 years ago
when there isn't something being crammed into one of your orifices
4 years ago
I don't think that we were talking about my orifices, just you trying to get into some of heathers
4 years ago
^refer to a few posts ago
4 years ago
.....that's when I'm not drunk
4 years ago
looks like kcut wrote that while the sharpie was in his ass
4 years ago
that's a talented asshole then
4 years ago
rip kcut...he was my best alias
4 years ago
so wait..tr are you saying that YOUR butthole and sharpie??..

/me power barfs.
4 years ago
you should try one of "my" catfish tours
4 years ago
rip It
4 years ago
^frogbro
4 years ago
huh?
4 years ago
owh, nvr mind

:P
4 years ago
Ribbit noob.. Smoke some more.
4 years ago
i'm all out
4 years ago
in fact, i'm sort of, um, jonesing...
4 years ago
don't get too carried away, possbro
4 years ago
The word is, you died?
4 years ago
my computer died...and the other one was "killed" by incompetence, but hands were laid on it and it is back better than before.
4 years ago
Good stuff, all day it was rip tr?
4 years ago
....this thread had nothing to do with that sack of shit
until he poked his greasy head in here
4 years ago
3 days i think...i'm trying to think how to condense the story enough to make it readable and informative.
4 years ago
So much for god bless the dead?
4 years ago
my computer definitely seems dead...but it was old and free...it was just an interesting coincidence that the hdd stopped working when it did (assuming that is the problem).
4 years ago
Would you say your computer is "retired" at the moment?
4 years ago
if it were retired, i could turn it on and use it if i wanted to.
4 years ago
more like it is getting workman's comp right now.
4 years ago
So it's not as worthless as you then?
4 years ago
Welcome back!
4 years ago
thanks.
4 years ago
as to the quandary with my computer, it's hard for me to justify spending any money on it when i can get the same thing, with a warranty, for $99.
4 years ago
"quandary with your computer"
aka jackie took it from you
4 years ago
if this were a courtroom, the objection to that would be asked and answered, since i know i've explained my computer situation more than once.
4 years ago
did someone say something?
4 years ago
now, since you're ignorance is giving you a false sense of superiority, let's review, zekebro: "my" computer is a tower that is fairly old and was given to me for free. usually, i use an even older laptop that does not belong to me (but would have long since stopped working without repairs that i made).
4 years ago
hope that helps clear up your ignorance...just trying to help.
4 years ago
.....mensa!
4 years ago
unfortunately, junior, i can't watch videos yet, so that link was wasted.
4 years ago
:( he'll never learn
a certified genius but can't understand the difference between your and you're
4 years ago
stfu niggerlover
4 years ago
so, just to be clear, that's your only complaint, right?

you don't dispute your ignorance, just my "mistake"?
4 years ago
THAT WAS AS FAR AS I MADE IT
4 years ago
so, you're still proud of your ignorance?
4 years ago
ignorant but proud, right?
4 years ago
LOLOLOLOL
4 years ago
in that case, what's the problem?

after all, you are ignorance....
4 years ago
HELLO! MCFLY! IS THERE ANYONE IN THERE?
4 years ago
TR I WISH I COULD QUIT YOU
4 years ago
Yes continue, great niggerologist.
4 years ago
TRRRRR ICE CREAM!
I GOT YOU SOME ICE CREAM TR
4 years ago
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL
4 years ago
forrest gump doesn't start with "b" like all the others.
4 years ago
* possum has another major sad *
4 years ago
turn that frown upside down, possbro
4 years ago
well wow - you're back, whatshisname is online, all we need now is freshie, oster, persona and bono to make everything perfecto
4 years ago
oh, and phelsu
4 years ago
look at what you did! spunky's here now :(
4 years ago
Its only been 11 minutes but i forgot why i stfu'd that....comparing TR to the likes of freshie i guess.
4 years ago
weird question - if idiots like oster and freshie can get around the IP ban - why can't all bannees?
4 years ago
Maybe they are smart enough to realize they are not welcome and move on.
4 years ago
in a perfect world...
4 years ago
well bono knew how to but from the last time i spoke with him he said if his og account wasnt unbanned he wouldnt come back,TOO BAD OTHER PEOPLE CANT BE THE SAME WAY
4 years ago
I have a bunch of mutual friends with bono's sister on FB. She's pretty hot.
4 years ago
YA I KNOW
4 years ago
changing ips is pretty complicated
4 years ago
I think all you have to do is log into your router and change it there.
4 years ago
There are levels of banned. Freshie is gone gone now
4 years ago
Most of you are IP idiots.
4 years ago
I would fit nicely into the IP idiot category.....
4 years ago
IP freely
4 years ago
zeesh
4 years ago
So, are you a cabbage farmer or do you just collect the dolls?
4 years ago
i was gonna guess carnie
4 years ago
nope not even close
4 years ago
so.....like muff cabbage?
4 years ago
so you're saying youre NOT a carnie...
4 years ago
Cabbage=money bastards=cheap

OMG HES A JEW!
4 years ago
lets go with that...yes da muff
4 years ago
^Jawz
4 years ago
squatface is gonna kill summore sparrows if you don't give us a straight answer...
4 years ago
yep the "da" gave it away.

jive turkey.
4 years ago
so im a black jew????
4 years ago
It happens
4 years ago
Sammy Davis jr was the emperor of black jews..
4 years ago
Stingy ass tar baby
4 years ago
was your mother a cabbage and you never knew your father? Please lettuce know
4 years ago
maybe he was fostered by some heads of cabbage
4 years ago
its not an avy,,,its a self portrait.
4 years ago
I guess you would consider me...dapper
4 years ago
oh shit, he's gay
4 years ago
I dunno man, lime green with that brown?? kinda clashes.
4 years ago
a gay black jew?

Farnsworth "Sprinkles" Goldstein
4 years ago
Yo, Adrian
4 years ago
recover password
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