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retard machine

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by Sealbasher

submitted June 26th 2013

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retard machine
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*German Machine.
4 years ago
It needs a body.
4 years ago
Introducing the new soldier.
4 years ago
WOOP WOOP
4 years ago
Heather...you're a juggalette?
4 years ago
thats the sound of the police :(
4 years ago
I dont know.. do juggalettes listen to KRS1?
4 years ago
I think they only listen to fat white trash untalented rappers.
4 years ago
And maybe their probation officer.
4 years ago
the whole juggalo thing is way over my head, I don't get it
4 years ago
she's a high class juggalette
4 years ago
she's above our music
4 years ago
but she's still a whore in face paint
4 years ago
Uh oh.
4 years ago
uh oh.......i just pissed off dik again.....
look out......get under your kiddie pools....
4 years ago
yep. it's that time, folks.
4 years ago
And here I thought ICP would bring us all together.
4 years ago
* xzekiel cranks bomb alarm *
4 years ago
heahter knows i love her
4 years ago
here we go
4 years ago
some people i call a slut and mean it.....
some...just......vomitcircus you filthy whore!
4 years ago
Hey. Whores get paid, nigga.
4 years ago
shut up.....you know i didn't mean it heather
4 years ago
why does everyone make such a big deal about it?
4 years ago
you say it because you know people react.
4 years ago
i mean....some people are a different stroy all together......but that was in passing....
4 years ago
I wear my filthy whore badge with pride.
4 years ago
no i said it cuz i thought it was funny in the moment
about you....just now.......not meaning anything by it
4 years ago
ok
4 years ago
sometimes i use it as a passing insult/funny.....sometimes i mean it maliciously.....you never know....i'm sorry....i didn't mean it maliciously
4 years ago
/thread ruined
4 years ago
fuck you xzekiel
4 years ago
I really dont care, i didn't say anything about it
4 years ago
ya did though
4 years ago
anyway......sorry to ruin this thread
4 years ago
back to juggalettes
4 years ago
* xzekiel bounces *
4 years ago
people are just so sensitve here
i didn't think i could call heather a slut/whore even in juggalo fashion and have it slide....
4 years ago
well, i mean....i did think that
4 years ago
but of course i wasn't thinking
cuz she got all her tag-a-longs
4 years ago
Just proves that ICP ruins everything.
4 years ago
:( sad clown face
4 years ago
i ruin everything....
4 years ago
* xzekiel kicks sand *
4 years ago
* smerf kicks xzekiel *
4 years ago
* xzekiel is slow *
4 years ago
Even though you're only make-believing. Laugh, clown, laugh.
4 years ago
you want to pick on a retard doctor?
4 years ago
* smerf would never pick on a retard. *
4 years ago
.....idk what vomit means......i'm slow.....
4 years ago
i'm slowed right down mentally right now, so, therefor my mental state has been retarded......smerf you fucking fuckface....good going
4 years ago
* smerf fucks face *
4 years ago
Lyrics from an old song. About a sad clown.
4 years ago
Aren't we all just sad clowns...on the inside?
4 years ago
* smerf is a happy torturer. *
4 years ago
a bunch of little kids came here today.....all hassidic jews.....with yamulkes and curls and shit......it pleased me greatly seeing them.....but they were weird as fuck
4 years ago
that was an 'aside' story
4 years ago
No sale?
4 years ago
please don't hat me vomitcurcus like everyone else :(
4 years ago
the guy was surprisingly ......what's the word......lenient
4 years ago
he wasn't so much a jew.....but all his kids were
4 years ago
I mean the Jews...they bought nothing, right?
4 years ago
well, the father spent a bit more than he should have
but he showed no signs of being a jew
4 years ago
the kids were all hassidic.....they didn't pay
4 years ago
I'm digging on "ThePolice". Yet...you don't want me to make a citizens arrest. I just put a citation under your broke windshield wiper. I would pay your fees as soon as possible...If I were you. 8P
4 years ago
youre so incredibly stupid
4 years ago
ive glued wood together that had deeper ideas
4 years ago
Man, fuck you, dik!
Fuck your face, fuck your skinny body, fuck you vet status, fuck your dreams, fuck your two pieces of wood you glued together for reference, fuck your stinky faggot looking dog, fuck stan<<<hahaha..."get it"? Fuck your Punky episodes/chronicles, fuck you lame stabs that are shallow and pointless, fuck your six inch dick, fuck the pizza you just made, and fuck your your ugly face, you four eyed lookin' monkey mother fucker. I'm through with you jumping back and fourth, trying to find out who you really are. GET A FUCKING CLUE, SHERLOCK.

Oh yeah.......











FUCK YOU.
4 years ago
I thought we were friends...but I guess not. 8(














^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^CHUMP
4 years ago
wait.........fuck stan?
4 years ago
sorry, stan's ok. lol
4 years ago
dont fuck around with my dog
4 years ago
I know, I know...my bad. 8(
4 years ago
can I have some pizza?
4 years ago
My tooth hurts really bad, dik. 8( I need a root canal.
4 years ago
I'm going fucking nuts(Tom Hank style)with this mother fucker. I even clamped it with some needle-nose pliers, just to get a "yank" feel...it was not good at all. But It was promising some what. Foreshadowing if you will.
4 years ago
haha....go to the goddamned dentist
4 years ago
if you have some left over firecrackers you could always lodge one next to the offending tooth and ya know....light it
4 years ago
thats actually a pretty good idea....blow your tooth out of your fucking face
4 years ago
problem solving.....that's what I do
4 years ago
Sorry, I was emailing myself the pic I took at the dentist office, so I could load it in in "imgur". I did go to the dentist. Those faggots only gave me 800mg/Motrin! Fuck that shit, and fuck Aspen Dental. I was in so much pain, I left out my sign. All this shit started because my filling fell out, and I chomped down on a popcorn kernel...swear to God.



http://i.imgur.com/ar4tpaA.jpg?1
4 years ago
Like my Swatch Watch, Magawd?
4 years ago
im not looking...you should be put to sleep
4 years ago
haha..
4 years ago
"I'll show you mine...if you show me your's"...dik. 8)
4 years ago
-'
4 years ago
once i had an infected tooth that went into my sinus cavity..i spent like 24 hours in so much incredible fucking astonishing agony.....till the drugs...the drugs fixed it
4 years ago
I know....WHERE'S THE FUCKING DRUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm getting ready to be on CNN!!! I'M LOSING IT!!!


GIVE ME SOME GOD DAMN PAIN KILLERS THAT'S WORTH A FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4 years ago
go to a hospital you dick
4 years ago
Fuck that!! That's a $1200 tab. The pain is not worth that. Mucho Sucko, and some rum, is actually helping out right now. 8O
4 years ago
see here if we have a bad enough toothache we can go to the hospital and get filled full of happiness for free
4 years ago
I know...I hate America sometimes. }8[]
4 years ago
Yak, can I come live with you and Deja?
4 years ago
inb4











RIP
4 years ago
Maybe yak can fix my tooth, he is a "God", ya know. I never thought about this.


* PunkyBruiser gets on hands and knees, and begs yak for a painless night. *
4 years ago
* PunkyBruiser makes some Cream of Chicken soup(with milk, instead of water) 8P *
4 years ago
milks better, by the way.
4 years ago
If you drown yourself in a bucket of milk the pain will go away.
4 years ago
Makes sense.
4 years ago
What! No windows for it to lick?
4 years ago
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