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Here's your Claude

Nuff said !

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by MuchoScruffy

submitted June 24th 2013

272 comments
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Here's your Claude
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4 years ago
Nice hat poss !
4 years ago
uh
4 years ago
Tits Heather !
4 years ago
jrob if you like one more tits comment, I'll have them removed and your eyes gouged out.
4 years ago
So...like...when you cut them off...will you mail them to me?
4 years ago
j/k...love you Heather!
4 years ago
:(
4 years ago
<3
4 years ago
jrob fpllows me around all day every day stfuping me
4 years ago
its how 4 chan noobs communicate
4 years ago
maybe you weren't aware of it (since you only come here and CNN) but the stfu is unique to this site.

therefore, another site such as this "4 chan" thing you keep bringing up couldn't possibly have it.
4 years ago
Upvote for Heather's Ta-Ta's !
4 years ago
MuchoScruffy is finally noticing girls. Took him a little longer than the rest of the boys, but we knew he'd get there on his own.
4 years ago
tits!
4 years ago
AAaa-taa
4 years ago
muchoscruffy = toaster, fact
4 years ago
Toaster = smerf = yak = deja.
4 years ago
wow , can i i have the hat you're wearing?
4 years ago
i i i , sir
4 years ago
:/
4 years ago
* MetalFace takes possum off the lotto list *
4 years ago
Is Vomit here? I'd like to begin the puns.
4 years ago
He'd have the purrfect one
4 years ago
He looks like a Hiss-idic jew.
4 years ago
Today I am a cat.
4 years ago
* + fag
4 years ago

possum
well thank god there's not a peni....


nvr mind
32 minutes ago
report spam | like | stfu
4 years ago
This thread is a cat-astrophe.
4 years ago
It's like a howlocaust.
4 years ago
Litterally.
4 years ago
Well played, sir.
4 years ago
Is he wearing a meownura?
4 years ago
I'm not feline this thread
4 years ago
Thanks Heather !
4 years ago
wow, there's a new member named "kittens"
4 years ago
LOL
4 years ago
come on on down and say meow
4 years ago
im more interested in probowler298
4 years ago
High percentage of weed related users right now...
4 years ago
Scruffy passes the joint
4 years ago
I keep thinking it's a repost, but it might have just been someone's avatar....

tr find it for me.
4 years ago
Inhale, hold it....hold it
4 years ago
no way to find avatars...not that discourteous imperative statements are going to get you anywhere...try that on the job and you'll find out pretty quick that sabotage is more than a beastie boys song....
4 years ago
where did she prove me wrong, welcher?
4 years ago
and how is you fooling around online getting that money you owe me?
4 years ago
what kind of man makes a bet, loses, and then doesn't pay??
4 years ago
oh yeah, i forgot that heather was my new understudy for finding shit on here...nice work, sweetmeat.
4 years ago
look, kid, it's funny and all that you keep trying to claim that you somehow did lose the wager, but the evidence is right here...just admit that you're not a man and move on or pay what you owe...it's really quite pathetic otherwise...but i guess you're used to that, huh?
4 years ago
i just thought i'd show you how its done.
4 years ago
TAKE COVER
4 years ago
the best part of these little exchanges is how the welcher thinks this sort of thing is bringing him closer to his dream girl...
4 years ago
keep leading him on...it's cruel but so is life.
4 years ago
only a certified creep would equate conversation as automatic grounds for leading someone on... not surprising, but check yourself.
4 years ago
how can your mom afford premium cable with you mooching off of her?
4 years ago

The_Freshmaker
The Mighty Ducks just started on HBO Family.

fuck yeah!
4 minutes ago
4 years ago
wow, she was leading zeke on last night, the welcher on tonight...when will the cruelty end??
4 years ago
so, your mom has one of those magic satellites that doesn't use any cables at all?
4 years ago
look, junior, cable is synonymous for satellite...the point being, both require payment...which your mom is paying, i guess....
4 years ago
I work in the television industry so, I find this interesting.
4 years ago
still waiting on that air mail $500, kid...any time
4 years ago
since rollo works in tv, let's let him settle it...is cable synonymous with satellite pursuant to paying for tv?
4 years ago
less commenting, more getting my money, bitch
4 years ago
see how that works?
4 years ago
no one seriously questions that i won the wager, but no one seriously believed you wouldn't welch...that's the funniest part of the whole thing
4 years ago
maybe you'll man up someday...probably not, but what's it matter?

you're too choosy to have sex, right?

sex with women, i mean...
4 years ago
kid, the scores are on this very site...we've been over this time and time again...should i get your exact words?
4 years ago
maybe one day you'll get vicsinned and this will all stop....
4 years ago
Mucho Boredom*
4 years ago
awwww, heather & freshie...like they're a couple....when's the wedding?
4 years ago
have you ever had a sexual encounter?
4 years ago
think back...it's been half a decade, at least...
4 years ago
uhoh...is somebody getting mad?

don't smash up your mom's house!

didn't you get tossed out of your last place when you started going apeshit over something i said?

i never really watched you rage on cam about me, but i sure heard all about it...
4 years ago
notice how the welcher is dodging questions about his last sexual experience (which happened back in 2008, at least)
4 years ago
since a serious question did come up, here's the answer:

>be 14, transfer mid year to public school
>mfw there are hundreds of hot babes, as opposed to 30 at my last school
>met older woman (15) who lived in the next neighborhood
>go over one day when her mom isn't home
>never kissed a girl
>tfw i go from first kiss to devirginized
>her mom came home and i had to run out the back
4 years ago
I might have missed the background of the question but, when someone says that they have cable, they mean that they either have premium cable or satellite service.
4 years ago
now, where's your answer about your last experience from 5 years ago, punk?

or are you going to welch on that, too, after you claimed you answered??
4 years ago
damn, junior, rollo just pwned your ass.
4 years ago
fact tr is on the run from the chatroom because yak bet him he couldnt prove jackiebaby is real in tiny
4 years ago
The expression, "I got cable" has been around for a much longer period of time than the popularity of similar satellite television service. I have the pleasure of interacting with satellite television subscribers on a fairly frequent basis. Satellite subscribers frequently refer to their service as "cable".
4 years ago
i suggested since "jackiebaby" if real has to be minimum 400 lbs that maybe if tr greased the floor up with butter and dragged her to the cam on the floor
4 years ago
The end result is the same. That's like saying that Bill ate Chinese food and Bob ate Mexican food but Bill didn't really eat any food because Chinese food is different from Mexican food.
4 years ago
Eating Chinese food is like not eating food. Gonna be hungry again in 30
4 years ago
Toastitoast is correct. I withdraw Chinese and replace with Italian food.
4 years ago
A different source? I don't know about your setup but, whether I watch GoT on satellite or cable, it comes from HBO.
4 years ago
What is your point then?
4 years ago
where does the tv signal come from when you have a satellite dish?
4 years ago
i need the tv expert to tell me
4 years ago
The signal travels from a receiver to the television.
4 years ago
how does it get to the receiver though?
4 years ago
The signal goes from the LNB to the receiver.
4 years ago
it collects radio waves, correct?
4 years ago
Incorrect.
4 years ago
dont worry, i know it does, no need to answer
4 years ago
I really dont have all night... so if you wanna speed this up...
4 years ago
i know but im not telling
4 years ago
i guess thats a pwn. goodnight and god bless.
4 years ago
Each type of wave that a satellite tunes into has a unique name. There's the HBO wave, the Showtime wave, the NBC wave, etc.

All joking aside, how do you suppose the cable company gets HBO? See? Same thing. Cable = Satellite. QED
4 years ago
yeah, and phone companies use cell towers, but not everyone attaches cell towers to their roofs. So no, its not the same thing.
4 years ago
tyvm
4 years ago
you need to retake your TR lessons on how to be a bumbling idiot, you suck at it.
4 years ago
Phones are in the mix now too? What about hair dryers?
4 years ago
Soooo, the signal traveling through a cable company wire into a house that displays HBO on the television did not come from a satellite? Do they stream raw HBO feed over the web then? Ya think? I want that website addy! Yeah, for sure.
4 years ago
womp womp.

we were talking about how the houses receive the signal.
4 years ago
Same way. Cable comes into house. Picture shows up on screen. Your point?
4 years ago
Heather needs to exclude herself from the "we" in her previous post.
4 years ago
You're right, I'll ask yak to remove me from this thread altogether, I'd rather not be a part of it
4 years ago
I'm going to start calling her Heath Bar. She may seem sweet on the outside sometimes, but she is fragile and brittle on the inside.
4 years ago
When did obnoxious as fuck become the norm, that's what I wanna know
4 years ago
Hold on a sec while I check your profile...
4 years ago
Says the guy with a stolen avy.
4 years ago
Oh my. I think that my avatar is a picture of a movie scene. Does someone have a copyright for this image? It's available on Google.
4 years ago
Alright tr_lite
4 years ago
* Akameldon walks in, sits down, has beer, and watches.. *
4 years ago
wow...i always wondered what it would look like to see the happy couple try their same ridiculousness on someone else who has nothing but truth on their side...pretty funny.
4 years ago
for the tl;dr crowd, it was just more of the usual schooling of the ignorant and ill-informed.
4 years ago
This used to be a much more enjoyable site back before certain people joined. Certain people like Heath Bar.
4 years ago
I'm sure everyone would agree
4 years ago
still more silliness...it's like you 2 are meant to be together...the text is right up there and it shouldn't change any time soon...looks like another case of letting the reader decide for themselves.
4 years ago
Everyone who thinks they will someday see your tits if they are nice to you.
4 years ago
damn, the pwns don't stop
4 years ago
I think we all have a better chance of seeing Heather's tits if we all continue to be an asshole to you Rollo.. Just say'n..
* Akameldon waves his penis at Heather.. *
4 years ago
how about you send a heads up with my $500?
4 years ago
don't forget, you'll need another $200 after that, too....
4 years ago
unless you plan on the double welch
4 years ago
Guess I win, then
4 years ago
tell you what, you pay what you owe and i'll give you a discount on performing the wedding ceremony for you and heath bar.
4 years ago
oh yeah, rollo might not have seen the wager you welched on, kid...let's just bring that right up:

http://muchosucko.com/108637/TRWILLK--TOTAL-FRAUD
4 years ago
and here's where the wager was originally set:

http://muchosucko.com/79756/Name-the-Mucho-member
4 years ago
notice how he totally fucked himself with this comment and then tried to renege immediately:


GimmieAFreshie
Upon further review it appears to be too blurry.

Could just as easily be a photoshop. Nevermind the fact it wasn't posted on Mucho. Post it on Mucho without the blur and you'll get your $500 express mailed.
5 months ago
4 years ago
that express mail payment of $500 has yet to arrive...
4 years ago
wow, you really don't get it, do you, welchie?

this will never go away unless you get vicsinned...
4 years ago
hey, bitch, is that the same image from imgur that was referred to in the comment up there?

it is?

then where's my money?
4 years ago
wait, what's that?

you were full of shit the whole time?

oh, you were just being funny and no one should take you seriously, right?
4 years ago
@TR- This guy would welch on a bet with his own mother.
4 years ago
and that is a run off.
4 years ago
@Rollo - there's a great comment that really puts the whole thing into perspective...when it happened, i was sure that would be the end of it, but if you review welchie's commentary you'll see that he really is oblivious to quite a bit. here's the comment and we'll just redact the user's name since the truth should speak for itself without the appeal to authority:

freshie welching on a bet? surprisen't
4 years ago
Did his mom say that? *snicker*
4 years ago
and when i type, "review his commentary", i mean all of it. you'd think it would be dull but he really is oblivious. here's one of the funnier ones:

http://muchosucko.com/51642/fucking-lovely

about midway down the page for the comments.
4 years ago
hahhaha, the word is that he seriously does live with his mom after losing his last apartment because he "quit" his job...who knows or cares if it is true....
4 years ago
Seems like this person has both mommy and daddy issues.
4 years ago
probably the most puzzling bit about this whole exchange was when he wished "muchosucko" goodnight up there when he was run of...who did he mean exactly? you and me? who else is even commenting??
4 years ago
I wonder why no one is even commenting? Are people not having fun or what?
4 years ago
All of his entourage that he hasn't lied to or cheated on bets with. All of those peope.
4 years ago
Its boring the shit out of me Barret..
4 years ago
That's what i was trying to point out popeye
4 years ago
Yet both of you are here. That's so cool!
4 years ago
obviously, they were waiting for the welcher to get run off for the party to start.
4 years ago
Correction,.. I was here..
4 years ago
TR and I shall have to pick up pace and try harder to entertain you guys. Oh wait, TR and I were having a talk and you guys are just creepy losers. My bad.
4 years ago
now, on the subject of no one else commenting, as of right now there are 77,502 other submissions that weren't receiving comments this whole time...

if anything, you guys should have taken advantage of all the comments to slip in a few lasts in the usual places.
4 years ago
That seems like sensible advice.
4 years ago
they're just trying to suck up to heath bar for some tittays.
4 years ago
Weird tittays too, I'll bet.
4 years ago
maybe something like this:

http://muchosucko.com/112866/Titless
4 years ago
...not with a bang, butt a whimper...
4 years ago
Sorry tr, I assumed you were good enough find avatars... Thanks, Heather...
4 years ago
THANK YOU HOCKEY GODS!
4 years ago
season's finally over?
4 years ago
YES. And the not so bad guys won
4 years ago
* possum eats a minstrel and rejoices *
4 years ago
Damn those hockey gods. We're not speaking until next fall.
4 years ago
Sweet, sweet justice.
4 years ago
1967
4 years ago
*puts mic back on stand*
4 years ago
?
4 years ago
I just found out the year of possum's birth.
4 years ago
close, but no
4 years ago
You can't hurt a Leafs fan by saying we suck, we're well aware.
4 years ago
All you have to hope for is the demise of others.
4 years ago
not all others, just Boston
4 years ago
we had a hockey game when i was 7 or 8...if anyone remembers the old-school hockey games from before vidyas.....the teams represented were the Leafs and Montreal
4 years ago
1961?
4 years ago
*ducks*
4 years ago
well anyway, sorry for your loss.. we can move on now.
4 years ago
hint - i just turned 50, you dumb kid
4 years ago
* MetalFace puts on green visor and starts chugging away at adding machine *


1963!
4 years ago
i found a vid of almost an identical hockey game, should i sub it?
4 years ago
owh boy
4 years ago
you do whatever your little heart desires
4 years ago
well, im a subber not a linker, so -
4 years ago
meh, upload fucked up - here's the fucking link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40c0q7BrG00
4 years ago
Ohhhhh.... Jeez I was thinking you said something completely different. Yeah, I played those.
4 years ago
technically the leafs came in 3ed
4 years ago
Table hockey games sucked, the cards/players could never hit it hard enough. I grew up in the 90's and they made a version with plastic guys that could slapshot, it also sucked. We played NHL '93 instead.
4 years ago
Hey, Smokey...I'll take your lunch money at Foosball...you ready?
4 years ago
oh yeah...let's not forget ping-pong as well.
4 years ago
MUCHO PING PONG TOURNAMENT!!! GO!!!
4 years ago
Bro I'll serve you with so much topspin....

4 serving 0
5 serving 0
6 serving 0

AND SO ON.
4 years ago
Thanks Dug, you tosil-jockey !
4 years ago
If you speak of the dv it is nothing personal ..... dv all cat subs
4 years ago
Ahh, okay. I was mistaken. Sorry, you are a gentleman-not a tonsil-jockey.
4 years ago
whining about votes is for punkies....
4 years ago
and sealies.
4 years ago
*thatdudes
4 years ago
I've done it......once... but only for spite. They could've dv'd for all I cared just wanted the vote.
4 years ago
ahem
4 years ago
I said they!
4 years ago
mhm
4 years ago
"Mew" is one of my favorite bands. Those cats rule the throne in Copenhagen, Denmark.

http://vimeo.com/42201208
4 years ago
^spam boy
4 years ago