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Yak

dealing with ms problems

stupid

by xzekiel

submitted June 23rd 2013

441 comments
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Yak
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whos this clinton person

4 years ago
I think he was a President at some point
4 years ago
clinton is some elusive faggot around here that supposedly runs t he joint
4 years ago
uh i ran the joint until i sold it 3 months ago...
now someone else does
4 years ago
dik?
4 years ago
i said sold it...
4 years ago
* yak drops mic *

4 years ago
so...to dik?
4 years ago
so basically.......yak says he sold it and he's left wiht underlings like toaster hanging behind him
yikes
4 years ago
Yak is too little for me to hang any where on him ... Though I'm probably large enough to be nearly a jungle gym for him
4 years ago
another rainy day at the open field that should be a driving range but is so poorly ran its already failed zeke?
4 years ago
sure
4 years ago
its funny cuz its true
4 years ago
hilarious
4 years ago
Almost as funny as someone putting zeke in charge of a business
4 years ago
* yak dramatic yaks *

4 years ago
sold? who's the new overlord?
4 years ago
ok......you're a fucking whale that pushes carts at target and advises 4h. I think you should stop throwing stones.
4 years ago
well, all of you really
4 years ago
Why? I'm very good at both those things. You are failing at something that was almost turn key.
4 years ago
who says i'm failing?
4 years ago
you're a dumb cunt
4 years ago
yak - did you sell the place to LiveJasmine again?
4 years ago
Maybe the part where you're on mucho all day/night, drunk and hardly ever open could have brought us to how badly you're failing. Maybe the part that you have absolutely no idea what you're doing. Maybe the part where you break in a bathroom door that you drunkenly locked yourself out of.. do I need to go on?
4 years ago
i wish.. they actually paid a lot ;/
4 years ago
If yak seels to Live Jasmine do we get a free cam of EgyptBeauty on site?
4 years ago
Did you sell the site for a bag of weed and 6 pack beer?
4 years ago
* possum curls into fecal position and sez meow *
4 years ago
so..the fact that i'm on mucho at like 5......and 11 and when it rains makes you think that i'm a fuckup.......ok......i'm not on in the mornings nor most of the day........but whatever, i don't expect you to do math or read a clock you stupid whore
4 years ago
how bout you keep trying to add numbers and leave my business to me you stupid slut
4 years ago
No matter what time I pop onto mucho you're here pretty much Zeke. Also why can't a driving range be open in the rain? I live in a fucking rainforest and the ones here are open all year
4 years ago
cuz clearly you act like you know about dogs and it shows how much of a fucking idiot you are
4 years ago
.......zeke is always here.......
look at last active
dumb bint
4 years ago
We aren't talking about dogs here zeke
4 years ago
jesus you're a dolt
4 years ago
is chat down or something?
4 years ago
i guess.....yak banned me from it
and toaster is being a complete fucking retard
4 years ago
working just fine
4 years ago
Nope it is doing just fine. Can I not harass Zeke main site?
4 years ago
you may you fat slut
4 years ago
you can - i was just wondering why this wasnt in chat and now i know

meow meow meow meow
4 years ago
Zeke is scared to go in chat. That's why it is here
4 years ago
Well he's only open like 1 hour a day .. maybe one day a week, because he needs some ME TIME because it's really hard work you know?
4 years ago
* possum watches the last episode of the Sopranos now *
4 years ago
Well he would have to actually be open for people to use anything
4 years ago
when am i here?
don't be a fucking dolt
4 years ago
idk yet.
this is all up to you
4 years ago
What in the LITERAL FUCK!?

Yak sold the site? 3! months! ago! ?

And zeke owns a business???

It's way too hot for hell to have frozen over...
I'm calling shenanigans!
4 years ago
lol dush is so dumb
4 years ago
I'm never here anymore. I'm lost :(
4 years ago
good keep it that way fatty
4 years ago
No. I have a real job.
4 years ago
no you don't
4 years ago
says the guy that totes boxes.
4 years ago
that was a year ago
4 years ago
But really, who did zeke suck off to get a driving range?
4 years ago
Apparently his Dad thought putting Zeke in charge of a newly leased business was a sound practice
4 years ago
dush, who do you suck off daily in your new gig?
4 years ago
Let's just pray there wasn't any food or dildos in those boxes freshie...cause a few people might have gotten shafted :(
4 years ago
dush, it sounds like you're doing so much better than zeke in life. I'm sure zeke feels the same
4 years ago
Fucking trust fund kids
* DushanMandik shakes head *
4 years ago
dush, what is your 'job'
4 years ago
I work for the State, I'm a 'direct support professional'
4 years ago
so like you support erections with your butthole?
4 years ago
something like that...
4 years ago
I think you are lying
4 years ago
Lol, at toaster's like. What's her job title? 'shopping car valet'?
4 years ago
"Not being a faggot named dush"
4 years ago
Excuse me I am a cart jockey fuck you very much
4 years ago
BONER
4 years ago
aren't you being missed by all of your 'friends' drums?

I'm sure they need you to leech off of and ridicule.
4 years ago
wut is a cart jockey
4 years ago
I'm sure my presence is missed but I chose to stay in tonight because I work tomorrow and I've been partying all week
4 years ago
Well among many things I push shopping carts at Target possum
4 years ago
She is also in charge of cleaning up the shit stained underwear in the changing rooms. true story.
4 years ago
Yes, yes I am. I clean up so many different types of bodily fluids in a day, shit is ridiculous
4 years ago
my oldest brother did a lot of structural engineering work for Target in the 90's....

i would suggest wearing a hard hat whilst in the building
4 years ago
Our Target is actually the old mall that was here but went out of business mid 90s, but I'll keep that in mind Poss thanks
4 years ago
Bill took more acid than i ever thought possible, yet still designs buildings and bridges and stuff - go figure
4 years ago
Doesn't surprise me at all. Lots of people in construction in my family (like bridges n shit) and I don't know if I've ever seen many of them sober. One cousin looks like total shit if he hasn't had a few
4 years ago
hi guys, I heard there was free golf buckets being passed around..
4 years ago
remember the I-35 bridge collapse in Mpls a couple years ago?

no comment
4 years ago
over here at the oso beach golf course in South Texas. my average is about 132.
4 years ago
It isn't even golfing! It's a fucking driving range .. which is why when it is raining it could still be open
4 years ago
Poss you saw that a bridge collapsed here near the border a couple weeks ago didn't you?
4 years ago
I'm about as average a player than most
4 years ago
@Toast - owh you mean the Bill Bridge? ya, i bet he designed that
4 years ago
one great thing I learned from playing, lots of bored divorced wives hang out at the bar.
4 years ago
one time in my life I actually birdied off a complete fluke slice turned green shot. I felt like/ celebrated Shooter McGavin style
4 years ago
that honor goes to the time I banked a shot on the kid infront of me's chest for a hole in one at the cave course in minigolf.
4 years ago
I remembered how frustrating that hazard was months prior, so I swung and hoped.
4 years ago
Yak is the ultimate troll. Mentally and physically. :/
4 years ago
if only you assholes would learn...
4 years ago
I mean, hater, you have to take into consideration how often yak whines and complains about how he makes less money nowadays than he did back in his hayday....taking that into consideration, it's totally plausible he sold it. I mean, who the fuck wouldn't?
* DushanMandik sad faces *
4 years ago
well, I'd say not very often, for one. and secondly, I'm talking as a generality, not just this one time.
4 years ago
Of course he isn't gonna show defeat in front of you, his rose bud, his shining star, his dream girl. Guys don't admit defeat in the face of a wanton.
* DushanMandik shrugs *
4 years ago
heather=dejavu?
4 years ago
heather>deja
4 years ago
I wish I could stfu you some more you greasy pork rind.
4 years ago
I know mucho hasnt made as much as precrash, I just don't think he's preaching it, is all
4 years ago
He has to me. /end story.
4 years ago
Everybody = deja. Except dik. Dik's the only one I'm sure about....
4 years ago
what part of i sold mucho to an anonymous benefactor 3 months ago for an undisclosed amount of money and to which has the same 'god' powers as i have is NOT clear to you people
4 years ago
* possum has one hell of a sad *
4 years ago
maybe if you faggots werent such a disappointment it wouldnt have came to this
4 years ago
sigh
4 years ago
I'm sorry...could you repeat everything after "part"?....I get confused.
4 years ago
"lets just let the mucho users free"

great fucking idea idiot
4 years ago
Don't jump my shit. I was the first to buy lifetime.
4 years ago
btw that was a me quote :(
4 years ago
in fairness, Claude has been saying that for two years now
4 years ago
* possum hibernates *
4 years ago
But in all honesty, you spend the lifetimes on boosh toys and count the days until monthly's come in so you can pay the bills, right?
4 years ago
I WAS DOING YOU A FAVOR
4 years ago
I thought....
4 years ago
we literally have to turn our air conditioning off until a pro sub comes in
right now we are at 90F in the house
pouring sweat
* yak etheopian eyes *

4 years ago
i do not want to know anymore
4 years ago
haha
4 years ago
pro sub comes in... air goes on for 2 days... :(
4 years ago
you know how to get me to gift more pros, sir....
4 years ago
what kind of world do we live in where a smut peddler can't live in a house that is at 78F during the summer..... what kind of world indeed!
4 years ago
Won't you....help......little Clintando? He hasn't had a clean beer in 2 years.
4 years ago
i think the beer im drinking is clear right now.. but who knows.. it could be full of boosh feces :(
4 years ago
* possum crouches *
4 years ago
For 50 cents a day, Canadian, Clintando can learn to read, and go to brewmaster's school, and eat perogies without fear of the tummy screamies.....
4 years ago
LOL this entire thread
4 years ago
Possum, you better fire up the Old Poss Whistle Stop on Facebook, and friend me...
4 years ago
Wait, so we're not to pray to yak anymore?
I feel so lost and abandoned now.
4 years ago
Proceed with caution scabby. This could all be a test of our faith.
4 years ago
Besides lets just say he sold it to an american, there would already be a section up top for nascar videos.
4 years ago
You can't geography good can you?
4 years ago
Only when it matters. Why?
4 years ago
You saying America doesn't matter? Fy, sir.
4 years ago
I never said america doesn't matter.
4 years ago
I was just poking fun at you all that live there
4 years ago
I just arrived to the site and there's owner switches already. I'm scared. Nothing is safe and nowhere is home.
*runs away crying*
4 years ago
he didn't sell it....
4 years ago
The one downvote is toaster.......
stop being such a stupid fucking suck up
everyone sees how you sway
you dumb cunt
4 years ago
there you go
4 years ago
So you're saying that I should vote for things based on the way other people are voting instead of what I think?
4 years ago
i think you should stop piling your tampons up on your bed
4 years ago
I don't need tampons my shit don't work
4 years ago
So... stool softener?
4 years ago
Its Derrick from Texas.
4 years ago
lots of fear and loathing going on here tonight
4 years ago
I'm ascared
4 years ago
You're afaggot
4 years ago
i will admit that deadyak's participation creeped me out
4 years ago
You're anobody
4 years ago
what's next, more gator recipes from aqualunatic?
4 years ago
is dush projecting again? Or just project vomiting?
4 years ago
quit following me around like a lingering fart, faggot.
4 years ago
i'm scared, aint you boys scared?
4 years ago
I've stayed on this thread, you came here after me. There is no following except you following your john's to the bathroom and following you mouth down to their crotch
4 years ago
more action than you'll ever get dumbo
4 years ago
I get more action than a sly stone film
4 years ago
meh - hi cat
4 years ago
You're referring to "Over The Top", aren't you? =(
4 years ago
meh, hi rat. =/
4 years ago
i used to think they were the same guy
4 years ago
I like when dush follows up an insult with "dumbo" man that hits close to the heart
4 years ago
It's funny how, when you actually straighten your life up...you lose all your rage. I'm trying goddamnit!
4 years ago
u mad bro?
4 years ago
dush straightened out his life like a gay man on a anal sex bender
4 years ago
I was just thinking out loud. I don't need to gloat like some people around here.

* DushanMandik stares at drumps *
4 years ago
overt your gaze, fatshit, cause I charge by the minute. You couldn't afford this
4 years ago
By running a driving range...does that mean zeke drives the little golf cart that collects the balls?
4 years ago
whatever it is zeke does, it's probably more productive than anything dush has done in his entire life
4 years ago
You have to work your way up to the cart.
4 years ago
If he does, that's cool. If not, fuck him.
4 years ago
More it means his Dad pays for everything while zeke sits drunk in the attic of the place telling people they are closed and to fuck off so he can be on mucho
4 years ago
i wanna go to zekes driving range now!
4 years ago
Target is where you work when you've failed at life.
4 years ago
I imagine he sits in the little ticket booth collecting people's money, pocketing most of it and grenading sambuca bottles all over the dingy little floor.
4 years ago
Am I in the right thread?
4 years ago
NO! GTFO!
4 years ago
How can you have a driving range in Maine? Every square inch of the state looks like Endor
4 years ago
A lady even called him about setting up a birthday party (scary thought Zeke being around kids) and zeke managed to hang up on her, fucking it up
4 years ago
Zeke in a clown suit would be awesome.
4 years ago
lol why the fuck did you do that zeke?
4 years ago
Claude, it has been looked up and there seem to be quite a few very nice driving ranges very near to Zekes
4 years ago
Oh...I didn't realize it had been looked up. =/
4 years ago
Maybe they just hook the balls out into the ocean over the jagged sea cliffs?
4 years ago
that's a bad business plan. Golf balls are expensive. I can see now, dush would run a buiness worse than zeke.
4 years ago
Maybe they just use clams. =(
4 years ago
The only things I know about Maine are.

1. I saw the movie "The Good Son"
2. zeke is drunk a lot there
3. somalians try to suck your dick in alley ways
4 years ago
Usually driving ranges buy the not quite normal balls though so they aren't as expensive
4 years ago
Sadly I think that Dush would actually put more effort into running the place into the ground than Zeke does :(
4 years ago
I would love to see dush and zeke try and run a business together
4 years ago
There would just be broken bottles and dead cats everywhere
4 years ago
oh yeah, fucking dush kills animals. I forgot about that
4 years ago
haha, "how much money did you make?" "you mean you OWE money? "HOW MUCH LIQUOR DID YOU BUY?"
4 years ago
Vomit on all the windows. Zeke is out front throwing the stuff Dush brings home from garage sales at people. Dush is screaming WE CAN SELL THAT ON EBAY *both start vomiting*
4 years ago
1 - Stephen King
2 - Lobster
3 - Stephen king
4 years ago
Let me see here. I have taken 2 weeks of training for my job. Acquired CPR, CPI, Defensive Driving, and Med Tech Certificates. Been promoted to full time one on one supervisor at our day training facility, which I took from underneath another guy's nose. Yep, run it straight into the motherfucking GROUND!
* DushanMandik giggles *
4 years ago
I seem to remember someone saying they feel no need to gloat?
4 years ago
Good thing you didn't give it to me then huh?
4 years ago
giggling is for babys and gays. Also don't you need a license to drive? Don't you have at least 3 DUIs?
4 years ago
So now Dush is officially in charge of the fryers?
4 years ago
I lied toaster.
4 years ago
And no dui's. Unlike you, I have enough money to hire a lawyer to get them reduced to reckless driving.
4 years ago
* DushanMandik splashes hot oil on the cat and fleshie *
4 years ago
that's responsible. Unlike you, I don't drink and drive
4 years ago
*anymore
4 years ago
DO YOU SEE THAT 2nd STRIPE, DAKOTA? THATS why I tell YOU to make the Blizzards, not you tell me!
4 years ago
No matter how many times he gets promoted I'm not giving up my fucking golden spatula pin!
4 years ago
It's easy to get the shellac french fry pin though freshie EVERYONE gets one of those
4 years ago
Fleshie, what is you do again? Hammer nails into wood? Challenging!
4 years ago
You fucking slack pussy.
4 years ago
Toaster, would you quit liking everything fleshie says and just fuck him and get it over with?
4 years ago
1. I'm celibate now 2. I haven't liked everything he has said. Why don't you just ask him if he's interested in you, clearly you've a thing for him
4 years ago
no
4 years ago
The more you try to fight it the more it shows, fyi
4 years ago
<used to deliver 50 lb party bag ice for Triangle Ice. Eat it shitpuppet.
4 years ago
Is that what you tell yourself every time you try to adjust your target smock over your fat gunt?
4 years ago
No smock needed, you can wear w/e the fuck you want long as it's red waist up and khaki waist down
4 years ago
So you just walk around looking like the kool aid man at a dinner party all day huh?
4 years ago
Well I dunno, today I wore a black tshirt and capris
4 years ago
You don't even lift fromo
4 years ago
1. I'm unsure anything productive was typed here.
2. Toaster may have her faults, but she at least embraces her poverty, which I respect.
3. Apparently drums has been drinking "all week"
4. Giving Invalid a company/department vehicle is fucking brilliant.
4 years ago
A) I didn't read all of this
B) I didn't hang up on the b-day party woman, my phone died
C) The birthday party was held, and they've been back since
D) I'm here a lot less and drunk a lot less nowadays
E) The business is doing just fine
F) Toaster is a fat stupid slut
G) Any time possum
4 years ago
Huh. I just read up^^ So ol' yak finally unloaded this place....
4 years ago
so Punky bought this place?
4 years ago
Can I be a mod punky?
4 years ago
still unconfirmed, as the press is too busy at the Hernandez house in Mass to be bothered with MS
4 years ago
Man,I wish I had been nicer to Punky...
4 years ago
give him a shout out?
4 years ago
word on the street is that he traded yak three of Dimebag's guitar picks, straight up, for full ownership
4 years ago
i picture yak as a "what the fuck is music" sort of guy
4 years ago
.... woah, yak likes pantera?
4 years ago
honestly - this has turned into a zeke-making-fun-of sort of thing...i feel bad now

kinda

i like the guy, sue me
4 years ago
To be fair, we are also making fun of Dush
4 years ago
We're also making fun of you. Drums and freshie don't need any more attention or their grandoise heads would float away, or else I would have included them too. :/
4 years ago
you did anyway moron
4 years ago
Who the fuck is Bart?
4 years ago
Since when is calling me a dumb whore who pushes shopping carts at Target anything but the truth?
4 years ago
The truth is rarely funny. Except in your case.
4 years ago
Whoever this Bart guy is, he must be a badass. Black Bart was a pretty swell guy in my book.
4 years ago
wait i posted this?
when did that happen?
4 years ago
see?
4 years ago
I think someone's trolling me
4 years ago
It probably happened when you were doing all that work. Probably delirious from all the work
4 years ago
i blame Camy
4 years ago
fucking camy
4 years ago
well.....toaster is a fat slut that pushes carts around target then finds hippie dicks
and it's a hell of a thing for her to talk to me about work
i mean, maybe it's work for her to sling her pussy around, but i'm talking about real labor.....or.......
4 years ago
i could collapse her in a day
4 years ago
Hey, it isn't like I'm just laying there like a dead fish. I do a good lot of work, thank you very much sir
4 years ago
and no i don't mean by my penis you stupid bitch
4 years ago
you want to say more shit bout how i don't work?
whatever......it's your playground
but, let's not forget that you're a fat slut
4 years ago
I'm rather interested in what he means by collapsing me
4 years ago
no
what i meant
was make her work til she fell over
4 years ago
i'd enjoy watching you just cash out
4 years ago
"no more sir"
4 years ago
i'm doing this daily
so make fun of it
think i'm a drunk
think i'm too tired to try
whatever
i'm getting my shit done
and i don'e need this
4 years ago
Since I've kinda always had manual labor type jobs that's doubtful :( You might get drunk and pass out some where though
4 years ago
* xzekiel puts on the kills *

fuck off
4 years ago
no really don't talk to me again
4 years ago
Like you'll remember this in an hour
4 years ago
You've underestimated me all along
you're a stupid fucking whore.
4 years ago
i hate that song freshie
4 years ago
* L0RD_QU3S0 whooooaaah wooahs *
4 years ago
play some real murphys
4 years ago
shut up nigger
4 years ago
play some good murphies
4 years ago
@zeke - the dirty glass?
4 years ago
you seem like a Captain Kelly's Kitchen guy
4 years ago
you're kidding me.....
4 years ago
what are they about?
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36VUXSA2k1s
4 years ago
i'm just dumbfounded here there aren't more true irish
4 years ago
that song blows
4 years ago
i just poored beer down my shirt collar
4 years ago
meh
4 years ago
idk if you want to argue about our ancestry or what but i'm really more into taking a piss right now than listening to your fat chuffed lips
sorry
4 years ago
here zeke, you can't get more irish than this
quit yer bitching

http://youtu.be/fNhWxH_NUh8
4 years ago
cheese - nice try but no
4 years ago
irish - uillean only sir
4 years ago
okay then, you bunch of tossers :)

http://youtu.be/VUDcU6MG6uA
4 years ago
well...
4 years ago
http://muchosucko.com/91110/Irelands-finest

for any of you not born in Ireland, who think they are Irish, this is very Irish.
4 years ago
wow - this is still the "newest" sub...what to do what do do?
4 years ago
what do do indeed!
4 years ago
* possum twiddles paws *
4 years ago
it says to do you illiterate rug
4 years ago
read it again you marshmallow
4 years ago
It says "what do do" sorry drummy :(
4 years ago
you guys are making me nervous
4 years ago
when in doubt, shout it out
4 years ago
The fuck Yak?
4 years ago
remember when he sold it to LiveJasmine the first time?
4 years ago
I think that FBI virus guy bought it....
4 years ago
Pro now costs $400 american dollars
4 years ago
'the fuck yak' sounds like some dirty sexual innuendo.
4 years ago
For your sake, I hope it doesn't poss. All those times you kept subscribing and didn't know what the fuck you were doing. Poss is now tr :(
4 years ago
Defensive Driving,HAH!
4 years ago
i stiil think dush is at least related to oster
4 years ago
Wrong thread turdlings :(
4 years ago
Looks like the perfect thread to me
4 years ago
For what? You to rub your stink pit all over?

Fuck this. /Dush out!
http://muchosucko.com/111163/Fuck-This-Im-Outta-Here
4 years ago
no whatshisname- check
only slight doses of ipbanned members - check
deadyak rises - check

what;s not to love?
4 years ago
poss, what the hell are you talking about man?
4 years ago
I'm all confused and bewildered... im also really stoned. But if yak sold mucho, I guess I'm curious the circumstances, and how much control the site owner has, and who it is, if its someone we know....
4 years ago
*can yak still ban me?
4 years ago
The fate of the hammer is where our allegiances lie.
4 years ago
he didn't sell mucho :P
4 years ago
He never owned it in the first place. It's in deja's name
4 years ago
Don't ruin the fun heather!
4 years ago
My trust has been raped.
4 years ago
*sid fishous
4 years ago
maybe i'll buy it off him though
4 years ago
Are you going to shake things up?
4 years ago
You can't own a smut site without showing your boobs. That's just uncalled for.
4 years ago
better change the name to pinterstsucko
4 years ago
or theangrymucho
4 years ago
or muchobimbo
4 years ago
or winoshoeo
4 years ago
Hey roadkill!
* DushanMandik waves excitedly *

funny thing is, Joster and I are pretty decent internet buddies.
so, in theory, you're right.
4 years ago
Lame
4 years ago
Hi Punky, hows it going dood?
4 years ago
Just subbed a vid. Lets hope it doesn't skip. 8(
4 years ago
*isn't a repost
4 years ago
I own heaven 666. Ya got your wires crossed, Freshy.
4 years ago
^GROSS
4 years ago
Like he would admit it. You guys will know when one by one you can't log into the site
4 years ago
guess he blew the lottery win on mucho 8(
4 years ago
I tried logging into mucho earlier, but I forgot my password, and had to email yak.
4 years ago
Is Yak a super Jew now?
4 years ago
izzy?
4 years ago
King of the Jews? Oh, wait, that was someone else...
4 years ago
I wonder where the name "yak" came from. I can only imagine it's a chat room thingy. "yak"...get it. 8)
4 years ago
"yakkity yak..don't talk back"
4 years ago
Now I'm back to hating you. Why do you have to fuck up a good thing?
4 years ago
wtf, Toaster?
4 years ago
* PunkyBruiser grabs ball glove, and walks home. 8( *
4 years ago
If I just tell you, you won't learn how to fix it yourself
4 years ago
8\
4 years ago
So I'm Steve Austin?
4 years ago
They fixed me already. 8P
4 years ago
what the shit did I just read....
4 years ago
grandiose heads made me giggle like an idiot though
4 years ago
you know whats funny heather?
4 years ago
It was fun though
4 years ago
YOUR FACE
4 years ago
whats funny
4 years ago
oh. thanks :(
4 years ago
youre welcome
4 years ago
Heather likes me for my smarts

* DushanMandik peacock struts *
4 years ago
TL; DIDNT READ!
4 years ago
"xzekiel
Why are black people so unfunny?"

Welp, this definitely proves how funny you're, eh zeke?
4 years ago
To answer the question, ^this is why.
4 years ago
if it's any consolation jawz, you're not a real black person to me
you're just an unfunny oreo
4 years ago
this is hilarious!
4 years ago
* xzekiel pats drunk self on back *
4 years ago
i liked the part about the potatos
4 years ago
I like how last night he was crying in chat all night about how isn't ever here and how he works so hard! but I've been awake like 15minutes and already found a bunch of comments from him over the last couple hours
4 years ago
I like how you say you don't take dicks like a 2 pent whore.
4 years ago
When did I ever say that Zeke?
4 years ago
don't talk to me
4 years ago
Pretty sure that means I win ..again
4 years ago
That means I don't need to dignify you with proof of all the times you said you aren't a slut.....which is just laughable. Now shut the fuck up and go get some nachos.
4 years ago
Cram more random shit into every gaping orifice in your body.
4 years ago
....so when are you two gonna fuck?
4 years ago
I wouldn't fuck her with a table leg
4 years ago
this is not a table leg:

http://muchosucko.com/85064/My-penis
4 years ago
A dollhouse table leg.
4 years ago
ZING!
4 years ago
Yep
4 years ago
It wasn't at full potential.
Strangely, skull-fucking a stuffed animal wasn't very erotic.
4 years ago
Let's sum this all up.
toast: blerg
zeke: ahaha
freshie: hehe
drums: hoho
yak: hohahehehoha
4 years ago
toaster: I'm a fat stupid cunt
zeke: I'm fucking drunk. Who wants to hear Bright Eyes?
freshie: BLABLABLABLABLABLABLA
drum: let's talk about food
yak: I'm better than all of you
4 years ago
You bring out the best in me zekey
4 years ago
Dude, we could totally own a business together. One day, you drink your ass off, the next day I, one hand washes the other breme
4 years ago
This is still Lame...and it get's no better with time. As a matter of fact, I tried spraying some pesticide on it, and it didn't help at all. 8(
4 years ago
can i downvote twice?
4 years ago
ohw it will not happen!
4 years ago
where do you put your com hesus.
4 years ago
lol wut
4 years ago
very good question box.. very good question.
4 years ago
i just wanda uhm yeah different movie a fish a squid a yak even!
4 years ago
Damn i love this man.
4 years ago
sweet sufferings
4 years ago
well, wow
4 years ago
recover password
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