points: 37

Why won't anyone dance with me?

Fair enough

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by PrinceHamlet

submitted June 23rd 2013

41 comments
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I would prefer a compilation of all the funny vines, when the hype of vines is over
4 years ago
The vine hype was over as soon as instagram started doing videos.
4 years ago
the waht?

Hey remember the California Raisins?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ip1GSQ3piDw

That's for urkelbot <3
4 years ago
He'll just love it!
4 years ago
I had all the toys when I was a kid.
4 years ago
Big ones and small ones too. d;)
9 months ago
i'd prance with this guy
4 years ago
"blow him"
4 years ago
Is that Knoxville?
4 years ago
would
4 years ago
so, dik is the bum and i'm the ladies' man filming?
4 years ago
*lady-
4 years ago
plenty more where that one lady came from, pal
4 years ago
MENSA!
4 years ago
once again, junior, since i still haven't paid those dues, i don't actually go to the meetings...but there are undoubtedly plenty of women in mensa.
4 years ago
it seems that 65% of mensa members are men...that makes sense since men are, on average, smarter than women.

of course, that's still 1 woman for every 2 men.
4 years ago
like anyone with an i.q. over 50 would want to be around you....
4 years ago
yet the people with the top 2% of iq worldwide want me to join their exclusive organization...funny how often wrong you are, junior.
4 years ago
you have yet to provide sufficient proof of that
i think this is just another of your elaborate lies
4 years ago
hey, fucko, you've seen the notarized scores on this very site...you've had opportunity to see the links that explain how those scores are valid...the only thing holding this back is the money...now, if you want to go sell your balls to finance me getting a magazine, you just let me know...
4 years ago
so angry
4 years ago
you should calm down before you give yourself a heart attack
why don't you go get some bologna
4 years ago
you'd think that after all this time, one of the big talkers would have simply made the funds available to definitively settle this issue...after all, i already know the truth, it is you who is ignorant.
4 years ago
oh yeah, and i don't get any bologna because i don't buy it since i don't care to eat it...i do buy plenty of ham, though.
4 years ago
you should read this, zekebro...not that it applies to me, but it is still funny:

http://www.miltontimmons.com/MensaLove.html
4 years ago
here's one of the more poignant quotes:

The Mensan in the normal world is like an adult in a world of children. No matter how much he may love the children, he longs for the companionship of another adult.
4 years ago
Works perfectly for you since you love children
love love
4 years ago
actually, i've never really cared for children.
4 years ago
even when i was a child.
4 years ago
procreation, its not for everyone.
4 years ago
just because i don't care for children as a whole doesn't mean i haven't procreated...i'm able to look past an individual's defect of being a child.
4 years ago
that sounds really loving and fatherly
4 years ago
once fertilization of the egg occurs, anything i do after that is really just a bonus.
4 years ago
hahahahahh
4 years ago
^laughing at "it" not with "it"
4 years ago
of course
4 years ago
nothing like seeing the ignorant parade their lack of information...in this case, biology.
4 years ago
Who's the more foolish? The fools or the fool who hangs around them?
4 years ago
Why in the world would such a high-brow Mensa member choose to spend his retirement on Mucho Sucko?
4 years ago
...and please....don't cop out and say research....
4 years ago
REMIX! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpXgugUfTDw
5 months ago
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