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Squid hand

When separated from their bodies, some peoples hands have the ability to turn into a squid and flee to safety.

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by Rollo_Tomasi

submitted June 23rd 2013

52 comments
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Squid hand
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comments (52)
Weird. The nub looks fresh and bloody, but the hand looks dried out and old.
4 years ago
It is missing blood circulation, just like your brain.
4 years ago
Damn, I take a smoke break, and find the above. Fuck you, weezy you're such a 'commodeian'. Oh, and FYI...I'm all about some asphyxiation, especially when your moms suck'n me off. So I guess you were kinda in the ballpark on that one, you faggot.
4 years ago
Ok, jnoob...you win. haha
4 years ago
Oh yeah, Jrob. That looks more like beef jerky coming outta my mouth, as opposed to shit.
4 years ago
@ punky
You took enough smoke breaks in your mothers womb you dumb fuck.

@jrob: have a nice sunday! That was hilarious!
4 years ago
nice stab fail, you noob bitch.
4 years ago
no..that looks exactly like feces.Or perhaps you call your turds beef jerky..probably makes it easier to gobble some down
4 years ago
note to self.. never, ever post a selfie on MS.
4 years ago
Plant that hand.
4 years ago
Reminds me of the movie the Thing, remember when that guys head sprouted legs and walked away..
4 years ago
And the hippy dude's all like, "You gotta be fuckin' kiddin' me".
4 years ago
Yay, tendons!
4 years ago
It's just me getting my bi-annual hand replacement.
4 years ago
* MetalFace pops two more ibuprofen *
4 years ago
as soon as the nerve damage starts to repair itself, time for a new hand!
4 years ago
no fun when it doesnt feel like someone else's hand..
4 years ago
The real bitch is I have to provide my own replacements.
4 years ago
that can get pricey..
4 years ago
Now I want to watch Fry get the Robot Devil's hands....
4 years ago
* MetalFace writes holophoner concerto for......*looks around*....Toaster *
4 years ago
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4 years ago
thats so sweet..
4 years ago
She appreciates my talents.
4 years ago
/more sarcasm
4 years ago
HEY
4 years ago
Not even an upvote for the video you kept requesting....
4 years ago
there, fixed. I forget to vote, ok
4 years ago
Hooray.

* MetalFace jewishly counts rep points again *
4 years ago
lol, having to manually count our rep points...
4 years ago
I didn't get this abacus for nothing..
4 years ago
Sounds like a lovely boxing day gift.
4 years ago
lol you don't give gifts on boxing day!
4 years ago
You guys have a holiday for boxing?
4 years ago
Typical Americans, so violent.
4 years ago
I stand by my libel.
4 years ago
Looks like something from athf...or squidbillies
4 years ago
hi zeke
4 years ago
hola snap
how goes it?
4 years ago
oh not bad. I made too much pineapple/coconut milk mix for popsicles for the kids, so I did what's only natural and busted out the rum at noon.
4 years ago
WHAT R U DOIN
4 years ago
this is why I love you so
4 years ago
I'm sitting inside suffering from allergies and a hangover.....and it's like 90 out. So mucho. I should find something constructive to do though :/
4 years ago
come drink with me!
4 years ago
can't unfortunately :/
4 years ago
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