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Drunk Girls Puking Compilation

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by thatdude420

submitted June 18th 2013

232 comments
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why me?
why now?
whyyyyyy?
4 years ago
Does this look familiar to you? Or are you the type of person who doesn't puke when you drink?
4 years ago
that was a quote
you've failed the trivia round
4 years ago
i used to puke sometimes, before i became a Pro alky
4 years ago
i rarely puke
4 years ago
you've both failed now
4 years ago
As long as you rally after puking you're just fine. I sometimes had to do a maintenance puke because my stomach couldn't hold the volume of liquid I wanted to put in it.
4 years ago
*semen
4 years ago
It would take a lot of semen to fill your stomach to vomit levels. It would have to be like ... in a bucket
4 years ago
That sounds like a challenge. Bukkake party at Toasters house.
4 years ago
shut up thatdud
4 years ago
Zeke is not invited.
4 years ago
woe is me
4 years ago
I'm celibate sorry
4 years ago
so - you and dik both?
4 years ago
hahahahahaha
4 years ago
that was funny
4 years ago
BULLSHIT! Yea and I'm Asian.
4 years ago
toaster.....celibate.....for like the last day or so
4 years ago
minutes the guy just left her house.
4 years ago
"period celibate"
4 years ago
Why can't I be celibate
4 years ago
* TheAllMightyToaster it has been a little over a month tyvm *
4 years ago
Because you need to make a decision and show some restraint to be celibate.
I mean, I haven't been laid in years but I'm not just going around saying I'm celibate all willy nilly.
I'm choosey.
and also, I put no effort in.
Still not celibate.
4 years ago
if you're not getting laid that doesn't mean you're celibate.....
4 years ago
whats your excuse?
4 years ago
Zeke I always have the option to be getting laid. I'm choosing not to, which means I'm celibate. I'm abstaining
4 years ago
mine is that the jew chick is still being a sober bitch
4 years ago
Now some of you, that couldn't get laid even if you wanted to are not celibate, you're just sad
4 years ago
possum, GHB+Water=sex
4 years ago
Just not too much or she'll stop breathing ..
4 years ago
* TheAllMightyToaster big fan of GHA *
4 years ago
good. you don't have to call her the next day.
4 years ago
If there is a hot tub handy she won't even get cold
4 years ago
stop giving me ideas
4 years ago
women are better cold, just like the other side of the pillow.
4 years ago
i have the option to fuck ugly bitches whenever....i mean shamoo
if i put a little effort into it.....
4 years ago
shamu?
4 years ago
anyway.....i'm locked out of the shitter....it's a push button on the other side....and it's locked.....and no one's in there.....should i shoulder it or drill it? no bobby pin
4 years ago
if you like the ocean that much.... WHAMU!
4 years ago
wrong thread to be asking maybe
4 years ago
did you see my i found zeke again thing?
4 years ago
coat hanger or bobby pin, butter knife like a credit card... should might be the only option.
4 years ago
it needs a comment or three
4 years ago
no possum
i'm locked out of the shitter
4 years ago
Zeke is just bad at everything isn't he
4 years ago
fuck you
4 years ago
No thanks, celibate
4 years ago
zeke read my comment.
4 years ago
let's not make this nasty
4 years ago
shut up oster
4 years ago
how did it get locked from the outside with no-one in there?
4 years ago
no one was here..
4 years ago
Zeke locked it leaving it because he is a drunken buffoon
4 years ago
then thats their thoughts.
4 years ago
omg what if there were kids in there?

Stuck in there with zekes turd fumes?
4 years ago
I don't think people who had half a mind would take their kids there
4 years ago
yeah, kids should be protected from toilets
4 years ago
No, more like from places zeke is in charge of
4 years ago
I'd trust zeke with my life.
Just not with my beer
4 years ago
Both would be horrible decisions
4 years ago
is the skank butthurt?
4 years ago
um
4 years ago
I hate it when you do that possum.

* makodragon looks shifty *
4 years ago
* possum waits for illustrated chronicles *
4 years ago
it's the only reason i came out of retirement
4 years ago
um
4 years ago
festering frustrations furiously fighting freedom. FUCK
4 years ago
Tr tried talking tall, tubby tumbled.
4 years ago
well I've just seen iron maiden, so my summer is complete now. It will happen
4 years ago
you're right oster, you're much more of a linguist than I
i'm only here to tell you what the words mean
4 years ago
mako: watch Mission to Lars
4 years ago
Is it wrong that im slightly tantalized by an unhappy ending?
4 years ago
( i googled it)
4 years ago
thank you mako for all the kind words.....i guess i missed them in the moment
4 years ago
and toaster: if you want to keep being a stupid cunt i'm okay with it
up to you.
4 years ago
How am I being a stupid cunt?
4 years ago
just stop being a stupid cunt, ok?
4 years ago
I'm pretty sure I am not being a cunt
4 years ago
i'm pretty sure you are/have been
4 years ago
I'm like positive I'm not
4 years ago
i'm like positive you are
but whatever
just pretend i'm dead
and say nothing to/about me
and all will be well and good
4 years ago
Pretty sure I won't be doing that
4 years ago
^^sounds like my advice to noobs who like me
4 years ago
this went from "hey toaster can i ask you about phones"
to "well everyone in chat knows now"
to " well toaster's the dumb slut who told everyone under the sun my business"

thanks
and also, fuck right off
4 years ago
Did you or did you not come in here and say you locked yourself in the bathroom
4 years ago
um....i did
4 years ago
i did lock myself out of the bathroom
4 years ago
i didn't make it public knowledge where i was working though
4 years ago
and you said i shouldn't trust ohsnap....
4 years ago
psst - jrob - i work for FED EX...we even now?
4 years ago
um
4 years ago
/smerf is sad
4 years ago
This is fucking grand
4 years ago
POWER UPVOTE
4 years ago
mako....what do i do
(look up)
4 years ago
How do you power-upvote? wtf.
4 years ago
Is there some fuckin button I can't use?
4 years ago
I think this is an appropriate thread to describe the Heat in the playoffs...fyi.

And I hate both teams, just the Heat more.
4 years ago
And fuck you Lebron Faggot.
4 years ago
And Dwayne Douche.
4 years ago
lol
4 years ago
basketball, what can you say
4 years ago
Overtime.
4 years ago
meh
4 years ago
agreed poss
4 years ago
i hate it when BB actually makes me give a shit
4 years ago
* possum goes for a drive *
4 years ago
Have you been drinking?
4 years ago
It's mucho, I assume they've all been drinking
4 years ago
yeash?
4 years ago
Perhaps going for a nice drive is a good idea then?
4 years ago
Perhaps shutting the fuck up, is a good idea..JamesT.
4 years ago
* possum laffs and signs off *
4 years ago
I'm over your stinky Mod breath, you ass fuck.
4 years ago
Is anyone addressing you, Punky, you fucking moron? How about you go back to blowing yourself and fingering your asshole.
4 years ago
Oh my God...JT is saying something...Jesus fucking Christ.
4 years ago
Look, fucker. Stop fucking with me...I'm not kidding.
4 years ago
I really try, when it comes to respecting you, JT. But when you don't understand this...YOU WILL FAIL....PERIOD.
4 years ago
*crickets*
4 years ago
Suck my fucking dick you degenerate douche faggot. You are dismissed, noob.
4 years ago
"loves a bitch"
4 years ago
look up the word "respect" you faggot.
4 years ago
I don't give a shit what you respect. Knock it off and fuck off.
4 years ago
FUUUUCK YOOOUUUU.
4 years ago
hi guys!
4 years ago
You dump me all the time...you run your faggot mouth, and cry about music videos....FUCK YOU.....FUCK YOU......FUCK YOU....AND FUCK YOU....YOU FAKE ASS BITCH. KEEP IT COMING, YOU FAKE-TARD.
4 years ago
^HIM MAD
4 years ago
who are you yelling at punky?
4 years ago
deep breaths.....composure
4 years ago
I'm done with this MOTHER FUCKER
4 years ago
oh.....Jim?
haha
4 years ago
punky.....punky......
you have so much to learn
4 years ago
Shut the fuck up, ZEKE.
4 years ago
btw HANK KNOWS WALTER'S W.W.!!!
4 years ago
8(
4 years ago
KRISTIN SHOT JR!
4 years ago
^grassy knoll footage
4 years ago
Will someone here capable of speaking retard tell me what this fucking idiot is trying to say? I think he may be slipping deeper into his retardentia.
4 years ago
Look, I'm a BULL right now. I've endured way to much trauma of this web-site.
4 years ago
I'm capable of speaking retard
but this is a whole new retard language
4 years ago
I just say hi to him and hope he doesn't spew his mongo shit on me
4 years ago
hahaha...JamesTKirk, tried to make a fucking "funny"...."FAIL"
4 years ago
HI PUNKY!
4 years ago
^comment fail
4 years ago
meh
4 years ago
meth menstruates men mundane monolithic muscles.
4 years ago
sukunky stfy silly slobolo
4 years ago
alliteration doesn't work if you just make up words...
4 years ago
youre a doll??
4 years ago
Zeke empathy doesnt work if you fake broken ribs.
4 years ago
this is a pussy-ass thread....FUCK OFF.
4 years ago
darin why wont you talk shit to me face to face.
we have face of communicat8)in
4 years ago
you wont. 4 in peen.
4 years ago
DARIN....hahahahahaha. This has to make your dick hard, oster. You're such a fucking creep
4 years ago
Here ya go, oster:

@Freshie Ya know what that creep ass bitch oster did? He sent me a facebook file(photo) of him sniffing Amyl Nitrite with some Chinese dude. That's a fucked up cat. I really don't like him...at all. His face has serial-killer written all over it.
4 years ago
Darin lets end this. go to a cam site... tell me off and its over...
4 years ago
You've slammed my dead mother so much...I will not accommodate you, faggot. I will never trust you, help you, or pray for you. Even the fucking "GODS" hate you, you bitch.
4 years ago
I hope when he was slamming her he had the decency to warm her up in a hot tub first
4 years ago
punky are you christian?
4 years ago
Jesus fucking Christ
4 years ago
Is that all you got, you tranny?
4 years ago
*crickets*
4 years ago
punky go make a ship of me I wont comment until it happens... go>
4 years ago
shop*
4 years ago
oster, go cash a paycheck..I wont comment until it happens..<fact
4 years ago
*silence from here on out*
4 years ago
who cashes a paycheck anymore... "Cash my check then deposit into my account"..........
4 years ago
People that don't have bank accounts cash their checks :/ because they can't have direct deposit
4 years ago
^fucking oster
4 years ago
aaand...cut.
4 years ago
stupid stage stagger stunt stuck stem stuff
4 years ago
^possum's alt account
4 years ago
FRESHIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4 years ago
^oops
4 years ago
punky

we've talked about this

hide your add
4 years ago
Hey, Zeke...I LOVE FRESHIE....PERIOD...END OF DISCUSSION.
4 years ago
No...you fuck on, you faggot.
4 years ago
^8)
4 years ago
There's a few people on this site that I love, and Freshie is one of them. Even though he seems to be a dumpy dork, he entertains the fuck outta me,,AND HOW. He's very quick with his humor, and he's not a dumbass,
4 years ago
sorry, Fresh..bad choice of words.

* PunkyBruiser stands in corner *
4 years ago
Nooooooooooooo
4 years ago
God-damn-it. I give up. 8(
4 years ago
*inb4 sub a vid of you blowing your brains out, punk.
4 years ago
Thx..I guess. 8|
4 years ago
I'm not a fucking troll, you David Lee Roth listening mofo. How dare you, you fucker!
4 years ago
hahaha
4 years ago
by the way, yes there is, Fresh. Don't do it, brah.
4 years ago
hold on....I meant..."brah"
4 years ago
i actually respect Punky for standing up to JamesT the way he did

if only more MS users would do the same
4 years ago
I don't think it's nice to refer to his cousin as a trick, though.
4 years ago
dont be a hater
4 years ago
Unless he's pimping her out. But he better be getting some on the side.
4 years ago
Heat win jrob game 7.
4 years ago
shut your whorish mouth
tr needs a free taco
4 years ago
lol
4 years ago
there's also free coffee
4 years ago
ready to go double or nothing with that $500 you owe me on dush beating the living dog shit out of you?

or are you still a pussy?
4 years ago
so, the gist of that is you're still being a pussy.
4 years ago
staaawwwwp
4 years ago
lol
4 years ago
This up arrow
needs a counterpart
4 years ago
I need to be able to quickly access the top of the page as well as the bottom
4 years ago
that's what she said
4 years ago
i'm off!
4 years ago
I've been there.....
but they have nicer tits than me
4 years ago
I fucking hate when bitches puke in the sink. The fucking toilet is right fucking next to it.
4 years ago
I prefer the sink. The toilet is at a TOTALLY different level and thus, is far messier.
4 years ago
That's why you bow to your porcelain god.
4 years ago
99% of the time you end up camping out in the bathroom when you do that :/
4 years ago
When I'm drunk and nauseous the thought of sticking my face near the toilet makes me want to puke. Sink all the way. Unless of course it's food puke....then not such a good idea.
4 years ago
1:39 pukes like shes making a valid point.
4 years ago
recover password
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