points: 88

The Real MetalFace

Piece - "Web", Composer - Phillip Houghton; from the larger work "Stéle" written in 1989.

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by MetalFace

submitted June 16th 2013

215 comments
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comments (215)
well done sir.
4 years ago
next play some Andres Segovia : )
4 years ago
*Freebird
4 years ago
Segovia didn't compose, but I could play something more accessible next time.....if you want there to be a next time....
4 years ago
*Smoke on the Water
4 years ago
Wipeout!
4 years ago
How about Bron y our from Zeppelin? are you good with a 12 string MetalFace?
4 years ago
You know you look like a younger version of Edward Norton?
4 years ago
fake,no marker sticking out your ass....
4 years ago
so punky, is this your b/f or something? you seem to be very possessive over him.
4 years ago
Kinda sounded like two cats fighting.
4 years ago
Modern art masterpiece? Fo-real?
4 years ago
Not looking at the camera except for a glace at the end is kinda weird, but damn fine job otherwise
4 years ago
Man needs to concentrate. At least he's not sticking his tongue out like my brother does when concentrating.
4 years ago
Dem lips
4 years ago
I was expecting you to look like Olaf. What a letdown.
4 years ago
Hey, you're no nerdy black robot yourself...
4 years ago
Well done.
4 years ago
Holy shit!!! Upvote!!!
4 years ago
WIN
4 years ago
Metal..you just slammed everyone.
4 years ago
haha.. I will say this...us musicians love trying to sing our parts with our mouths, just like your doing here. Over all, brilliant.
4 years ago
fuck you, Urk. Challenge me, you dookie head. 8)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saWqsC-jfmo


4 years ago
You're not a musician. You're a 2 year old who pounds on the drums. Whoop dee fucking do.
4 years ago
>drummer
>musician
>pick one
4 years ago
What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?

A drummer.
4 years ago
What do you call a user, that drops in on mucho, from time to time?




A "fake-ass nigger"


God, I hated saying that...I really did. 8(
4 years ago
* smerf quietly breaks another radiohead vinyl. *
4 years ago
Your shirt confuses me.. but otherwise sweet deal man.
4 years ago
Hey, BG. I'm trying to get a back rub going on here. Can you accommodate me?
4 years ago
I'm wearing a right-arm sleeve so my skin doesn't stick or mar the finish.
4 years ago
Heather's going to cream her jeans
4 years ago
Im a sucker for a guy with a guitar
4 years ago
I creamed my jeans
4 years ago
* urkelbot ahems *
4 years ago
* smerf gets out his guitar *
4 years ago
why, so Magawd can cream his jeans again?
4 years ago
* MetalFace shakes his truss rod at Heather *
4 years ago
My jeans are creamy enough smerf...
4 years ago
also WB toolmeister general
4 years ago
finally!
4 years ago
* smerf quietly picks up his guitar and leaves *
4 years ago
nice blanket,what are those velvet?
4 years ago
Microfiber.
4 years ago
SO BLANKET

http://i.imgur.com/lbXZzLX.jpg
4 years ago
lol
1 year ago
looks like youre sucking an invisible cock
4 years ago
Whatever gets you off.
4 years ago
He's just jealous of your mad talent
4 years ago
TOOL
4 years ago
*this is the fbi if you dont buy 10 people pro we will report your activities to obama
4 years ago
Al Di Meola fan?
4 years ago
wow, you look so...so...normal.....


eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
4 years ago
ps - just say this now btw -good stuff, sir
4 years ago
Good disguise, eh?
4 years ago
i always picture MSers as their OG avys until proven otherwise
4 years ago
That's why your current avy works so well.
4 years ago
normal my ass he looks like an autistic retarded white nigger
4 years ago
or like a bird or somethong
4 years ago
pot kettle?
4 years ago
hi possum
4 years ago
My avatar is very accurate.
4 years ago
Though it's an old picture.
4 years ago
I'd say he's due for an update. Some kind of nipple ring gif....
4 years ago
Excellent playing but poor performance.

Practice with a mirror, if you cannot see yourself in the mirror your crowd cannot either. Unless you are fine playing to a webcam and don't want to get paid for your talents.
4 years ago
I......what?
4 years ago
SFD: talent scout and agent for hire
4 years ago
I am offering advice I received from some professionals, just spreading some love to a fellow musician.

The mirror trick is what they used on Tommy Lee since he used to watch his drums.
4 years ago
You want to play for $300 nights or $3000 nights? I am in the latter category.
4 years ago
I just don't understand what you're trying to tell me. Good playing but a bad performance? See myself in the mirror?
4 years ago
psst- he's trying to get you chicks, metal!
4 years ago
I think he's saying you have to smile and make sexy faces or somethin
4 years ago
...the Tom Jones of classical guitar
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saWqsC-jfmo
4 years ago
The neuro-muscular load required for such an intense piece on a difficult instrument allows little to no conscious control over the rest of my body.
4 years ago
fair enough, MF. It all comes from the heart, though.
4 years ago
I am saying as a player you were very professional but as a performer you were amateur with all that mouth moving and fret watching.

If you play while looking in a mirror you will be able to play without staring at your frets and actually be entertaining to the crowd instead of staring at your guitar.

Of course this advice doesn't matter if you have no intention of live performance beyond playing in a classy restaurant while people eat. In those scenarios you definitely do not want to watch the people, it is weird and they don't appreciate it while eating.
4 years ago
I have to agree about the mouth moving. I'm very orally-fixated and carry a lot of tension in my mouth in general. Thanks for the critique, good sir.
4 years ago
* smerf reaches over and breaks another radiohead album. *
4 years ago
for why again?
4 years ago
Every time chunky links or subs a song.
4 years ago
ah
4 years ago
Why radiohead? You should break their records anyways.
4 years ago
chunky likes radiohead.
4 years ago
I'm a Creep.. Destroy it all..
4 years ago
radiohead, pre- Kid A, had some good stuff

* possum shrugs *
4 years ago
I really don't have anything against Radiohead, and have actually enjoyed some of their music. I just don't they're that great.
4 years ago
I like Ok Computer and some earlier stuff. Other than that, no thanks.
4 years ago
yup
4 years ago
Not too shabby
4 years ago
Meh, I think fake MetalFace was better....
4 years ago
well he did have the hat....
4 years ago
awesome!
4 years ago
your butthole is awesome!
4 years ago
her butthole is practically virginal
4 years ago
We can fix that Muchocon
4 years ago
she can't take it in the ass, she claims...
4 years ago
I haven't ever, I think I've got a sphincter that's too tight ;/
4 years ago
I'm worried about her taint, though. It looks like there's been some trauma in this area. But it's still LICK-ABLE.
4 years ago
bro, do you even read the comments?
4 years ago
only the ones he writes, punky is his own biggest fan.
4 years ago
bro? no one says "bro" anymore, tr. It's "brah", you retard.
4 years ago
i've seen a very similar comment to that...let's see if i can find it and we'll see who your mucho soulmate is...
4 years ago
Love you, JB!
4 years ago

tr_willk
Y U MAD BRAH?
1 year ago

GimmieAFreshie
it's "U MAD BRO?" not w/e that faggy shit was you just posted.

Y U MAD THO? LOLZ
1 year ago
4 years ago
@tr I can't believe this is a goal for you. You're a fucking silly-butt.
4 years ago
what goal?
4 years ago
everytime you say silly butt pb I envision stomping your face in.
4 years ago
It's ok 'brah". I'm just fucking with you.



http://muchosucko.com/111641/Friends-Forever
4 years ago
next, photoshop our faces on that.
4 years ago
<3 Mf ;)
4 years ago
@tr I don't have a photo of your face. dik, emailed me one, but I called him out, because it was super fake. It was a big fat wet-back eating a burrito.
4 years ago
awww JS, you know I <3 you the most ;)
4 years ago
This thread confuses the Barret.
4 years ago
Also.

Vomitcircus
"No one says bro anymore, BRAH."

I guess Vomitcircus is punky's soulmate.
4 years ago
I thought you loved me jenbirdy !!
4 years ago
Damn, I thought you were heather for a second and got all excited ;\
4 years ago
Why did you hit that stfu button on me !!! ;(
4 years ago
And lol
4 years ago
Fuck you barrett
4 years ago
man im glad i read this thread!
4 years ago
just kidding,i didnt
4 years ago
fuck all you double nigger aids having faggots
4 years ago
^WIN
4 years ago
* PunkyBruiser puts jrob on lotto list *
4 years ago
Stupid angry drunk jrob
4 years ago
Haha.
4 years ago
good job bro
4 years ago
daww
4 years ago
This is skipping.
4 years ago
>>>>:///////
4 years ago
I can't believe you guys upvoted it sounding this way.
4 years ago
i upvoted cause it was right-side up
4 years ago
No more videos. I'm cursed.
4 years ago
You killed it, MF. Upside down, or right side up...it doesn't matter. Oh yeah, speaking of undeserved upvotes...



http://muchosucko.com/105549/PunkyDrumming-for-Mucho
4 years ago
punky really guy ....go lie down
4 years ago
The skipping thing with the videos, is upon me like the plague. I wish someone had some good advice/resolution to this troubling problem.
4 years ago
kill yourself
4 years ago
Oh, dik. I'm not trying to cocky, I'm showing MF, that the above sub sucks, because of the delay/skipping thing. "Kiss my grits" lol
4 years ago
Maggie...fuck off.
4 years ago
take my advice faggot
4 years ago
youre being an attention slut
4 years ago
I'm sorry
4 years ago
@Maggie Dude, I would never take nothing from you...period.
4 years ago
youre so dramatic
4 years ago
*and I like it.
4 years ago
dont ruin fathers day
4 years ago
*in the ass
4 years ago
MIND


FUCKING



BLOWN



IT'S


FATHERS



DAY?????????????????


* PunkyBruiser wipes tears, and signs out. 8( *
4 years ago
Your dad hates you
4 years ago
is your right arm freezing or are you hiding tattoos?
4 years ago
ok was already a topic sorry!
4 years ago
i read shit instead of shirt the first time xD
4 years ago
pretty good but can you juggle?
4 years ago
You're fuckin awesome metal face!
4 years ago
This gives me johnny cash feels
4 years ago
absolutely nothing remotely like johnny cash
4 years ago
socks at the beach,nuff said
4 years ago
also you look like an even skinnier more loserish version of jay of silent bob fame
4 years ago
jay is black?
4 years ago
@dik, stfu cry baby.
4 years ago
Cry, cry, cry. Good Cash song.
4 years ago
my fav is/was Luther's Boogie
4 years ago
My guilty pleasure is I Went Wandering
4 years ago
One Piece At A Time was also good
4 years ago
speaking of which - incoming sub
4 years ago
I do the same thing to all my long sleeve shirts
4 years ago
How old are you ?
4 years ago
uh oh
4 years ago
Fuck you bitch
4 years ago
* possum snuffles *
4 years ago
Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it anyway.
4 years ago
kids these days...
4 years ago
I stole that from you.
4 years ago
Edward Norton called, wants his skeleton back....
4 years ago
Uv for the tight chops.
4 years ago
*shirt
4 years ago
Are you saying that I look like Edward Norton, or just my skeleton?
4 years ago
Yes, you look like you subsist on cobwebs and shelf dust and never see the light of day.
4 years ago
how is that different from guitarists in general?
4 years ago
You and TurkeylurkeyStore should adopt a baby and take it to the park.
4 years ago
i hate children
4 years ago
That's why I'm a shoo-in for the ab-off.
4 years ago
what the fuck are you rambling on about now......
4 years ago
^classic moment. 8)
4 years ago
yay - OJ upvotes!
4 years ago
Whatever it is you are taking, stop.
4 years ago
where is that limey fuck at anyway
4 years ago
Skipping aside.....not bad.

*upvotes*
4 years ago
Well Done!!!
4 years ago
Stfuyc
4 years ago
Inb4 this gets turned upside down.
4 years ago
Brilliant playing and awesome guitar face.
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/7KDnlXM.gif
4 years ago
Dawwww
4 years ago
recover password