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OMFG!

I just fished this monster out of my pool!! I thought it was a plastic toy at first ;(

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by Jenbirdy

submitted June 14th 2013

87 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
OMFG!
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comments (87)
holy shit
5 years ago
excuse me ...how big is that?
5 years ago
7.5in. D;
5 years ago
Twss
5 years ago
good heavens
5 years ago
Been spying on my, Jen?
5 years ago
Out of your poo?

* MetalFace takes out penis *


Go on....
5 years ago
l.....L!
5 years ago
;)
5 years ago
lol, aren't centipedes venomous?
5 years ago
yeah, lol
5 years ago
LOL ;/
5 years ago
So whatcha gonna do with it Jen?..
5 years ago
is it already dead ? i hear they lay eggs in your tear ducts while you sleep
5 years ago
I think you heard wrong,.. Must have layed eggs in your ears..
5 years ago
it's dead, drowned..... unless it's pretending.....

* Jenbirdy dramatic possums *
5 years ago
back away Jen..
5 years ago
try giving it mouth to mouth.. you could raise it as a pet
5 years ago
I've seen that it looks more fun to build one out of people..
* Akameldon screams "YESS.. FEED HER".. *
5 years ago
im so glad we dont have these up here
5 years ago
THANK YOU FREEZING WINTERS!
5 years ago
you've got much worse up there
5 years ago
Did you write ms with tree branches?
* squatface runs away forever *
5 years ago
They look like human femurs.
5 years ago
We're all fucked!
5 years ago
So Metal, you are saying that our spines, at any time could secede from our bodies, to run free and feast on our now paralysed husks?
* Akameldon dons tinfoil hat and covers area surrounding him with mousetraps.. *
5 years ago
I had a rhino beetle chase me off a porch in Dallas once.
5 years ago
I like those little shit rolling Dung beatles, doing their best to rebuild turds gone by..
5 years ago
Carcass beatles are pretty cool too..
5 years ago
I'm more interested in why Jerks just didn't shoot the beetle.
5 years ago
Grasshopper robbed me at gun point here in Florida

True story.
5 years ago
shut up.
5 years ago
Don't make me get punky in here to fuck you up.
5 years ago
dont make me get katrina to ruin your home.
5 years ago
That bitch Katrina aint shit.
5 years ago
neither are you.
5 years ago
Whatever you say mental midget.
5 years ago
Like talking to a plastic house plant.
5 years ago
I made a sandwich in the time it took you to comment back.
5 years ago
you argue with house plants?
5 years ago
Sorry i took a piss, and it was more entertaining than talking to you.
5 years ago
yet you had to reply.
5 years ago
Here goes thatdude liking osters comment and hitting the stfu button on me..he won't say anything.

Cuz he a bitch nigga.
5 years ago
show your face then call someone a "bitch nigga"
5 years ago
He's not even really black though, more like high yellow.

Jaundice havin ass nigga.
5 years ago
All i know is i put out a "address" that would have put him in my neighborhood, i would call him a nigger right to his face.

But he's a pussy nigga.
5 years ago
All i know is, i put out an address that would put him in my neighborhood, i would love to call him a pussy nigger to his face.
5 years ago
oops
5 years ago
no one cares
5 years ago
Go drink a wine cooler and have a nap little guy.
5 years ago
See he wont say anything, you've been legit punked out batty boy
5 years ago
ohw nwo
5 years ago
Did you swat that ugly thing?
5 years ago
thats what she said
5 years ago
* Akameldon makes classic, stupid one-liner joke drum noise.. *
5 years ago
" Badum tsss "
5 years ago
That's the one..
5 years ago
"A plastic toy" riiiiiiiight ... I thought you would be comfortable with bigger "plastic toys".
5 years ago
Hmmm, remote controlled anal centipede.. I bet the Germans would love this..
5 years ago
Don't give them any idea's ! And well Germans maybe, Japanese ... for sure. Hell they probably have them already.
5 years ago
Oh Damn, forgot about the leaders in weird probing sex toys and toilet cams, I bet they already have something similar to this..
5 years ago
Like you said..
5 years ago
I remember they sell girl spit in flasks over there. Really you name it they have it.
5 years ago
Well, there goes my boner.
5 years ago
Whaaa?
5 years ago
yeahhhh
5 years ago
Well, I just got mine
5 years ago
Female disgust is so hot eh.
5 years ago
I should know.


BOOM!
5 years ago
And I thought the centipede I found in my bathroom was bad...
5 years ago
exactly ..im not complaining about those things anymore
5 years ago
Everything is bigger in Texas.... so they say
5 years ago
Yeah when i find one of these in my bedroom it ruins my night, not nearly that big though...
5 years ago
You should get some asbestos siding ... keeps them out.
5 years ago
I just let the AC run overnight, hope bugs get sucked into it, pulverized and blown out into the air and into my lungs.
5 years ago
Wtf Barrett !
5 years ago
Cute cryax
5 years ago
That's awesome JB, I would love to keep one of those fuckers for a pet.
5 years ago
if I catch a live one I'll send it to you
5 years ago
sweeeeeet
5 years ago
That's fucking AWESOME!
5 years ago
Its beautiful.
5 years ago
should have stuck it in your mouth and took a selfie
5 years ago
*my dick
5 years ago
what a zing!
5 years ago
fuck.
5 years ago
You
5 years ago
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