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cock pizza

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by Sealbasher

submitted June 11th 2013

77 comments
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thats one shitty looking pizza
4 years ago
Yeah, it's not delivery.
4 years ago
Is it DiGiorno?
4 years ago
No, it's an extra-large sausage.
4 years ago
Cold ass pizza.
4 years ago
His facial expression says "hot grease! Hot grease!" though
4 years ago
is that tom hanks?
4 years ago
yes
4 years ago
No
4 years ago
dumb
4 years ago
In reality, only a flaccid penis could fit with the box closed, and thats not an awesome surprise at ALL.
4 years ago
No pizza, huh?

Hi, I'm hear to work on your plumbing
4 years ago
*here
4 years ago
i love in porn, the socially awkward characters... then as soon as they get naked, all of a sudden they're rico suave
4 years ago
Realistically, if you're getting naked with a chick... you're probably beyond the point of severe awkwardness with her.
4 years ago
not in porn!
4 years ago
* smerf is not in porn. That you know of. *
4 years ago
we're talking about porn here smerf!
4 years ago
Freshie, you do Dr. Frankenfurters intro number from Rocky Horror.
4 years ago
^flash dances
4 years ago
Freshie: "I'm just a sweet transvestite" etc etc
4 years ago
Youre a SWEET TRANSVESTITE, FROM TRANSSEXUAL TRANSYLVANIA
4 years ago
"Red Dawn"....starring.....smerf
4 years ago
Freshie: I mohawk when possible. Hair's a little too short right now to do it.
4 years ago
* smerf steps to the left and jumps to the right *
4 years ago
tr in..."literally anyone"
4 years ago
wrong song
4 years ago
I need a little Tom Jones next time I shower, I think
4 years ago
Heather, I know but there's not really a dance that goes along with the Frankenfurter intro.
4 years ago
Nothing wrong with that. I'm out of bubble bath.
4 years ago
Daryl Hannah?
4 years ago
hello ohhsnap #2
4 years ago
theres another ohsnap online
4 years ago
User name
4 years ago
theres another ohsnap? uh oh..pretty sure im going to proson
4 years ago
i meant prison
4 years ago
you thought i was going to "bronson"?
4 years ago
thats way cool
4 years ago
now i want to bronson
4 years ago
lol wtf
4 years ago
lol wtf
4 years ago
THIS IS BROKEN
4 years ago
i just emailed admin about heathers spam
4 years ago
Classic
2 years ago
Sealbasher's favourite takeaway
4 years ago
Probably why she keeps ringing me for a delivery
4 years ago
Pizza fucker
2 years ago
So you can slip him the little sausage
2 years ago
Meant fries
2 years ago
He's gonna slip the pizza the little sausage
2 years ago
Dickgiorno
2 years ago
umm
2 years ago
Peniseroni?
2 years ago
Stuffed crust?
2 years ago
umm...ok?

Close
2 years ago
The crust rises
2 years ago
It's crusty?
2 years ago
Must not be circumcised
2 years ago
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