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Cyclops Goat

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by thatdude420

submitted June 4th 2013

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Cyclops Goat
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I bet it has a problem with depth perception.
4 years ago
I bet it tastes aweful
4 years ago
awful too
4 years ago
Good strong jawline though..
4 years ago
Way to be glass half full
4 years ago
I think he would make a cute pet.. I'd name him Larry..
4 years ago
I say he looks more like a Mortimer.

4 years ago
Dirk
4 years ago
Floyd.
4 years ago
HaHa, I had a cat named Mortimer, named him after Lee Van Cleef's character in a western I forget the name of..
4 years ago
I sometimes like to name a pet by thinking of what it's going to sound like when I am outside the house yelling for them, Neighbors didn't like my last cat, Dirty Cunt was a good little mouser though..
4 years ago
Nurr
4 years ago
How's your weather Zeke? we supposed to get more rain today?..
4 years ago
Whoops, sorry, that's later on in the week..
4 years ago
It was 95 over the weekend, and the week before that was rain.
Right now it's like 70 or so and windy..I think rain is coming for the next few days.
4 years ago
Thursday, Friday, Saturday I think is supposed to be rain.
4 years ago
Yeah, this weekend sucked, I say that only because I work in a kitchen, and when it gets humid outside, i'ts fucking brutal inside..
4 years ago
I've been there.
4 years ago
You want to just dunk your nuts in an ice water bath.
4 years ago
Pretty much yes you do, My head is shaved so at least I can (and do) stick my head in the sink and run cold water over it to cool down, Although the last place I worked at the average temp in the kitchen was 120 deg in the summer...Unbearable..
4 years ago
accidental stfu....
freeze wet rags and wrap them around your neck
4 years ago
well at least you don't have to add more salt with all your sweat dripping on the food.
4 years ago
We do that too, I used to wet and freeze my baseball cap also..
4 years ago
Well fruit, you just think about that the next time your enjoying a meal out, think about the cook, and his sweaty dripping ballsack, and the fact you made a "special" order..
4 years ago
oh I have no doubt I've eaten my fair share of involuntary bodily fluids. whether deserved or not.
4 years ago
I have said this before, In the 20 years I have been a cook I have never once even thought of spitting in or otherwise tainting somebodies food, It's too passive aggressive, I would rather cook your food, serve it to you personally, and spit in it right in front of you..
4 years ago
Spitting in someone's food is akin to keying someone's car.
You have to be a HUGE pussy to do it and think you're actually cool.
4 years ago
like Bono
4 years ago
Hey Zeke, what restaurants have you worked in?..
4 years ago
Zeke's right about that, It is a pussy thing to do..
4 years ago
Fine dining, industrial bakery, brick oven pizza, baker at a seafood restaurant
4 years ago
oh and a chinese joint....and kfc :(
4 years ago
Crab Cakes! omg..so good.
4 years ago
Names Zeke, what were the restaurant names?
4 years ago
all privately owned
no chains
4 years ago
Chez Zeke..but it folded due to him fondling the customers.
4 years ago
Zeke, I used to vacation in Maine, that's why I ask..
4 years ago
yeah i know you mean no harm, but this is still mucho :/
4 years ago
whereabouts did you go?
4 years ago
Anybody that goes to Maine, and eats at a chain restaurant, is a fucking moron, Unless it's the Weathervane in Kittery,..
4 years ago
Let's just say I haven't really worked at any of the 'vacation spots'
4 years ago
and The Weathervane is the balls
4 years ago
'the balls' = good
4 years ago
We used to rent a cabin at the Blue Roof motel in Kittery, and then hang out in York Beach, Wells, Ogunquit Ect ect, Used to make a point of going to Barnicle Billy's every year for the spring lobster,.. and their amazing clam chowder..
4 years ago
The Weathervane make one hell of a Margerita made with Grand Mariner..
4 years ago
I've mostly been in Central Maine
4 years ago
when i was in high school we'd go to the weathervane and order their $1.50 buttered linguine and get all the free rolls we could eat :/
Sounds kinda shitty to do now, but when you're in h.s. and you're high....
4 years ago
Oh Ok, I was going to ask you if they ever rebuilt the Quarterdeck in Kittery, That was one hell of a good restaurant..
4 years ago
Yeah I don't really know. I was with this girl from Kittery for quite a while, but was only there a few times.
4 years ago
What about Slim and Sandy's purple palace? I think its in York? Little breakfast place that has a line out the door all day long..
4 years ago
No....try about 3 hours north :/
4 years ago
Ok Zeke, haven't gone that far up since I was a kid, I remember my grandparents used to rent a cabin in BoothBay right on the harbor that I spent some summers in back in the 70's..
4 years ago
Still 100 miles south of where I've resided most of my life :/
4 years ago
I remember one of the biggest memories of staying at that camp was my brother and me going down to the water at low tide and looking for Horseshoe crabs, we used to like to dig the out of the sand to watch them walk around and I remember the first summer we stayed there we were interrupted one day by a girl staying in the camp on the next property, she had come down to the water and spotted us and immediately came over thinking we were harming the crabs, It turns out she was a college student studying Oceanography, so she asked me brother and me if we could catch some crabs for her, so we did and brought them up to her camp and she took blood samples from them to measure mercury content in the Bay and that is when I found out that a horseshoe crab's blood is blue..
4 years ago
* Akameldon shuts up and cracks another beer.. *
4 years ago
that story was like a Nelson Rockefeller painting aka..

/me wipes tears away...
4 years ago
its also the start of a good porn plot.
4 years ago
* Akameldon ponders crab porn.. thumbs up.. *
4 years ago
And that's Norman,.. Idiot..
4 years ago
nelson..norman..norbert..whatever.
4 years ago
Norman Rockwell was a Contemperary American Period artist, Rockefeller was an oil tycoon who started the Standard Oil Company......... Dumbass...
4 years ago
I'm stoned and don't care about the accurate particulars and being right..i was just trying to make you chuckle..dont go all TR on me for not giving a shit. lol..
4 years ago
You should appreciate this akameldon:
http://bangordailynews.com/2013/05/31/news/5-seniors-charged-after-allegedly-spreading-lobster-bait-in-mdi-high-school-as-prank/
4 years ago
25 gallons of chum...
4 years ago
That's pretty funny Zeke, too bad they got caught,..
4 years ago
Don't get all testy Fruit, this is Mucho,.. Know your shit..
4 years ago
* Akameldon gets jeleouse of Fruitcake being stoned and rolls a fattie.. *
4 years ago
thats greg allman
4 years ago
I got one more silver dollar..
4 years ago
This is baaaaaaad.
4 years ago
This is shoooopped.
4 years ago
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