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Breakfast With Barret

/me joins the german_squad

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by Barret

submitted June 4th 2013

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Breakfast With Barret
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3 words
4 years ago
ick ick ick?
4 years ago
Where is Ketchup
4 years ago
Om nom nom?
4 years ago
:(
4 years ago
nice sunclasses
4 years ago
give peace a chance.
4 years ago
Are those potatoes or duck eggs?
4 years ago
Potatoes.

I'm still trying to figure out what that shit is underneath the vegetables. Spatezle?
4 years ago
Wait what?
The bits of Blomkål?
4 years ago
hes like the nordic colonel sanders
4 years ago
fake no sign
4 years ago
already called it, too late trollo
4 years ago
like your 3 words weren't "tits or gtfo"
4 years ago
imagine those succulent sewer sacks...
4 years ago
you dont own food
4 years ago
every time you try this it comes up lacking...i have a cast iron skillet, so obviously i have food.
4 years ago
yeah, i'm pretty sure i bought it within the past year because i was turned on to the perfect way to cook a steak (which requires a cast iron skillet).

in retrospect, i should have gotten the smaller skillet.
4 years ago
well according to the person tr lives with he has no pots or pans or food...pays no rent and lives off his parents.....that is if jackiebaby is real......who knows but that is what "jackibaby: said....she/he/ also said tr is impotent..doesnt bathe and cannoit satisfy a "woman"....all those things "jackiebaby" said....real?...not real?...someone said them
4 years ago
unlike tr i can actually prove that someone named "jackiebaby" said it
4 years ago
hahaha
4 years ago
suck it tr suck it hard
4 years ago
the only thing tr votes on is "who wants to go to the food bank?"
4 years ago
wow, i really broke it down for you bitches that night...that was some great stuff.
4 years ago
see, what happened in that chat log was me telling the other 3 people in it exactly how things would happen...and, once again, i was correct.
4 years ago
Freshie, you have no room to call tr fat.


In fact I doubt you have much room to do anything at all. Jumbotron
4 years ago
Good guessn't sherlock.

You're like the manager in Still Waiting, you try really hard to be a dick head, but you always come up pitifully short.
4 years ago
I also doubt you were able to get up to "check right quick" take a breather before your heart explodes yokozuna.
4 years ago
* DushanMandik sits back and watches the "gun show"...wtf are those, bb guns? *
4 years ago
tr deserves what he gets
4 years ago
As we all know you bear a striking resemblance to Danny Mcbride.

I watched "Your HIghness" the other day for the first time, and despite the actual laugh factor eliminating from the movie itself, picture you as him.....totally coincided.
4 years ago
danny mcbride the guy from tropic thunder?
4 years ago
that man is a saint
4 years ago
Yeah dik, better known for his role in TV's Eastbound and Down.
4 years ago
Once again projecting your own sexual insecurities onto others. I seem to remember a 5 year hiatus you took from the "ladies" about a year ago....so we can chalk that up to 6 years right?

4 years ago
tropic thunder was hilarious
4 years ago
That's not what I said freshie, I said you are that character, brotard.
4 years ago
Let this bit sink in, me being a fat 8 month looking pregnant idiot gets more pussy than you........

* DushanMandik sets off fireworks *
4 years ago
oh that freshie
4 years ago
Good rollback flubber.
4 years ago
It has nothing to do with tr, it has to do with your bloated since of self worth that I despise. I guess being bloated in general is your cup of tea.
4 years ago
i remember once that dush made a bet with me. he lost and paid up.
4 years ago
I think freshie modeled his entire self character after Danny McBride the more I think about it. Freshie sitting alone at home with no father figure in the picture, abandoned and destitute, started watching late night HBO and found Danny...figured he was cool....and thus, the Freshinator was born unto the world.
4 years ago
You're such a leeching parrott it's uncanny
4 years ago
The one redeeming quality you have is that you always make me laugh. Whether with you or at you, the latter being the majority, but non the less, you keep me smiling.
4 years ago
TR, what bet was that? I remember the bets I had with Jrob and Oster...
4 years ago
Also, fleshie, you didn't dispute the fact that your father walked out on you and your mother. no pwn needed.
4 years ago
it was whether or not oster was unbanned over his bhole.
4 years ago
What was the payout?
4 years ago
a month of pro
4 years ago
Ok. That's the other problem I have with freshie, don't make bets you don't intend to pay. Learn some humility you pompous fuck.
4 years ago
Tr, put this in the logs, I bet that if I can't beat the living dog shit out of freshie at muchocon, I will leave the site forever. No alts, not even a glance. One and Done.
4 years ago
all he has to do is knock you out, shove some living dog shit in somewhere, and then beat you some more until the living dog shit is out.
4 years ago
in case you were wondering, fresh dog shit is teeming with life.
4 years ago
not even knock you out, even, just incapacitate you enough to shove the dog shit in your mouth and then beat you enough to make you spit it out....kind of like how kids in olden times would make each other eat dirt if they crossed a line.
4 years ago
look, junior, there is no inference to be drawn that you already have "living dog shit" in you right now for him to beat it out later.
4 years ago
right there you're really showing your ignorance of what is going on here, fakie, because he isn't making any kind of wager.
4 years ago
no need to be dense...it isn't a wager.

if-then statements are not wagers.
4 years ago
so, first of all, there is no wager.

secondly, you can very easily have the living dog shit beaten out of you in the manner already described.
4 years ago
you actually welching on a bet is way more pathetic than whatever you're trying to do here.
4 years ago
she's actually in the other room right now.
4 years ago
but what does that have to do with you trying to wiggle out of your beating?
4 years ago
send the money you're welching on any time, bitch.
4 years ago
but that has nothing to do with beating dush promised you.
4 years ago
send that money any time, bitch.
4 years ago
tell you what, pussy, how about this: the $500 that you owe me, double or nothing that dush can beat you to the point of submission.
4 years ago
ell you what, pussy, how about this: the $500 that you owe me, double or nothing that dush can beat you to the point of submission.
4 years ago
are you two really arguing over a euphemism? fucking mucho.
4 years ago
hold on now, you still have to beat him and then there can be a decision made about any "living dog shit"
4 years ago
I think this is going to end with some TR/Freshmaker penis rubbing.. their attraction to each other is obvious enough for me..
4 years ago
well their love is obvious..although I think the argument is still: Who is going to be the Top and who is the Bottom?
4 years ago
Let them work that out on their own..
4 years ago
#nohomo.. say the man with his penis in tr's ass
4 years ago
You have some funny thoughts mr fresh.. funny gay thoughts..
4 years ago
And you just proved yourself a retard by saying that..
4 years ago
Are you cross with me? you seem agitated, try readjusting the board in your ass..
4 years ago
haha freshie got pwned by akameldon
4 years ago
This is just building up for fern gullys meltdown.
4 years ago
Wow, no response from freshie, He's been pouting for over an hour now.. I think his ass still stings..
4 years ago
I don't like it how you guys just use and abuse freshie like that.
4 years ago
p.s. tr you're a lump of shmegma
4 years ago
does smegma have an h in it?
4 years ago
no
4 years ago
every time i say it aloud it does
4 years ago
it's funnier that way
4 years ago
It's like you're sean connery or something
4 years ago
its his kikey speach impediment
4 years ago
You eat vegetables o.o ?
4 years ago
You have to eat your vegetables if you wanna grow up a big strong faggot.
4 years ago
He just puts them there for decorations
4 years ago
well I am tall, i guess i have grown a big strong faggot :s
4 years ago
*twink
4 years ago
Roughage, man! Fiber is important!
4 years ago
On an unrelated note, are any of my Canadian Muchoers going to niagara comicon this wknd? Joey Jerimiah will be there!
4 years ago
* squatface grabs his hitchhiking bag *
4 years ago
step 7: +1 team puke
4 years ago
everybody hates you
4 years ago
and somehow, I'm okay with that
4 years ago
You're not fooling me Barret. Those are common Danish Frikadeller.
4 years ago
lol at "no one wants to eat that shit"
4 years ago
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