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Feline Facsimile

After the great rodent shortage of 2009 and the subsequent laying off of thousands of cats, Mr. Bubbles anxiously sends his resume to the old person's home for the mentally challenged -- where the cheese in their underwear is missing -- and to resume his career.

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by Dick_Richards

submitted June 2nd 2013

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Feline Facsimile
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Fake. This is a video in reverse. The cat isn't actually faxing anything.
4 years ago
Yeah...video
4 years ago
Yeah...this gif was made from a video. Fucking jackass
4 years ago
I had no idea rollo.. thank you for clarifying.
4 years ago
hmm.. you just might be on to something there. Good detective work Rollo.
4 years ago
Happy MuchoDay! Plus I'm pretty sure this is real, I can tell by the pixels
4 years ago
june 3rd is a clusterfuck, aint it?
4 years ago
It's Possums muchoday too! Someone should have told me, I would have made cupcakes
4 years ago
i think its also mr bradys muchoday
4 years ago
I'll remember for next year
4 years ago
@toasr - thnx
@jrob - it is, and creeps me right out
4 years ago
I'll be taking flavor requests the week prior fyi
4 years ago
I'll be doing my own magic show. Who wants to see me make a gerbil disappear?
4 years ago
._. oh mai
4 years ago
owh lord
4 years ago
Oho if you think that's impressive, next year it'll be a groundhog.
4 years ago
Way to ruin it for me. I wanted to believe that cat was a genius.
4 years ago
I wanna know how you found out about the "cheeses in his underwear to attract mice"?
* Akameldon laughs at the quandary of another obscure movie reference.. *
4 years ago
even this cat has a better chance of finding a job than dik
4 years ago
Is your job hunt going any better.
4 years ago
i'm not hunting for a job, so, yes.
4 years ago
The dole must be good in your area?
4 years ago
i'm not on the dole...of course, were i eligible for welfare, i would definitely take it.
4 years ago
some people just have the good sense to save for retirement.
4 years ago
He just mooches off his parents and swamp donkey...
4 years ago
actually, it had a lot to do with not wasting my paychecks on stupid costumes for cosplay.
4 years ago
swamp donkey haha
4 years ago
nobody believes anythjing you say tr.....you might as well forget it
4 years ago
Hard working in construction, since my early teen's you little smart prick.
4 years ago
how's that job search coming along, dik?

maybe janie will take you back once you're destitute...you could sleep at the foot of her bed and listen to her gettting fucked fight club style.
4 years ago
are you saving your money, kurupt?

because, if you do, then you will also be able to retire at some point.
4 years ago
hahaha wow trrs mad as hell
4 years ago
Who is Janie ? Dik be careful I hear she's got a gun
4 years ago
actually, less, i was just thinking about what kind of a pathetic life someone would have to go halfway around the world to escape it in a society filled with people that truly do believe they are the master-race...only to end up with a human toilet.
4 years ago
im sorry i cant give you attention...i already won...
4 years ago
Someone sounds butt hurt
4 years ago
does she live in japan?
4 years ago
what are you up to akaipoo?
4 years ago
No Internet at work today again so I'm just on my phone
4 years ago
whats going on wirh rhe internet there?
4 years ago
I dunno everything breaks once a week here
4 years ago
so much for japanese efficiency?
4 years ago
just because they think they are the master race doesn't mean they really are...
4 years ago
Nah man, Still to young, to think about retirement
4 years ago
don't let it creep up on you...of course, construction is a growth-industry...it's not like you work for a newspaper or something that is practically dead.
4 years ago
You must not know construction, it's a dead game. Lucky to get cash in hand gig's?
4 years ago
i've worked in construction before when i needed quick money...i just don't like getting up early.
4 years ago
hahaha .......tr isnt retired you idiot...he lives off his parents...hes a bum
4 years ago
He did work in construction before. I remember he went to the shop and got coffee and sandwiches, one morning. Cheers TR
4 years ago
actually, the last time i worked in construction i did spend a good amount of time going between the victoria's secret and the limited express (which were the 2 projects i was working on).
4 years ago
hahahahahaa
4 years ago
the best part of that story is how i could work any time but i choose not to...because i have that option since i saved my money.
4 years ago
Ladies underwear and B.L.T's, i can't find a fault?
4 years ago
actually, we were employed to move some marble tile from the delivery truck to victoria's secret...that was some heavy shit.

plus, the hydraulics on the truck broke, so they tried to get us to carry individual pieces by hand. when that happened, i made a rather loud announcement that there was no way in hell i'd do any such thing, and anyone that came with me (4 guys) and expected a ride had better be willing to leave when i did (which would be the instant we started hand carrying that shit).

surprisingly, we ended up getting a 2 hour paid lunch that day while someone came and fixed the truck.
4 years ago
And that is exactly why 3 million Polish people emigrated. And now i bet if you had the choice, you would carry that marble tile with a string around your cock.
4 years ago
maybe you missed the point of the story...we went to lunch and came back to repairs being made on the hydraulics, so we were able to move it in the usual way (pallet jacks).
4 years ago
No, i got the point of your story, believe me. We often downed tools, and fucked off site for a small problem. But those day's are well and truly gone.
4 years ago
in retrospect, it might have cost them more if we'd carried them one at a time...think how many would have been accidentally dropped, all the man-hours wasted...nothing like workplace sabotage.
4 years ago
The company i worked for, were owned by people that didn't believe in insurance, be it you breaking a tile, or them breaking your leg with a tile? Catch my drift?
4 years ago
i find it hard to believe that the owners didn't suffer from plenty of accidents...i thought the irish didn't take any shit?
4 years ago
trs so desperate for attention he will even talk to this retard....hahahaha awesome
4 years ago
only new people or complete idiots would ever believe him hahahaha
4 years ago
Keep chatting to yourself Dik. Paramedic's have been dispatched
4 years ago
do they have rubrick's cubes in Eire, sir?
4 years ago
Paddy cubes
4 years ago
If you don't solve it in 30 mins, your hand explode. I think Hasbro took it off the market??
4 years ago
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