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Hispanic Pedicure

Since everyone hated my "Heart of Gold" sub for possum…I figured I should sub something more(shocking)close to home. Folks, this is pure torture. The watermark is torture enough.

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by PunkyBruiser

submitted May 31st 2013

199 comments
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comments (199)
HI PUNKY
4 years ago
sup, fucker.
4 years ago
You drinkin'?
4 years ago
/jrob realizes he was genuinely happy to see punky for the first time in his life, he was never heard from again
4 years ago
I know, I AM...
4 years ago
God damn, Barret..wtf?!?!
4 years ago
Where tha hell have you been?
4 years ago
8/
4 years ago
^8)
4 years ago
/punky reads Barret's comment a dozen times, and invents a new meaning to it in his twisted broken mind, every single time.

Thanks Barret.

What the fuck Barret?

Haha good one Barret.

etc etc.
4 years ago
I've been in jail. 8(
4 years ago
Hahaha...shut the fuck up, Barret. 8)
4 years ago
Oh dear, i hope they treated you nice in there.
4 years ago
jail? ........
4 years ago
omg thats funny...i just got like 3 new punky chronicles
4 years ago
I'm trying to figure out, if I'm going to post my "non mucho-worthy" photographs for Makodragon, or not. It's a hard decision, ya know. I think one of them is pretty mucho-worthy. I guess we'll see...hmmm
4 years ago
If you used imgur or something, you could just link the collection...
4 years ago
What's up, dik head!!
4 years ago
before you talk more .are you sure you just didnt get stuck in the 7 11?
4 years ago
Yeah, that's a good idea, Barret. I can't afford anymore negs. I don't have an account, though.
4 years ago
@dik No 7-11s in middle TN, broesph. 8(
4 years ago
@Barret I've got a Tim and Eric shot, and some silhouettes I'm gonna sub. Ya know me...I could obviously give a fuck at this point. 8)
4 years ago
* Barret is starting to hallucinate after ingesting too much moose meat *


* Barret ambles off to bed *
4 years ago
Oookay then...
4 years ago
You should be ingesting magic mushrooms, Barret. Let the meat thing go. You do live across the pond, ya know. "advantage fail"
4 years ago
* Barret preemptive "fuck you Yorick"'s *
4 years ago
^agreed
4 years ago
dont tell me youre a vegatarian
4 years ago
NOOOO...Meat rules!!! That's how it all started!!! I'll take a Rib-Eye any day, and some tight, juicy pussy as well, sir.
4 years ago
Wait a miunite...am I talking to you in a actual "MS" thread jrob?


* PunkyBruiser runs to the bathroom, and faps like never before. 8) *
4 years ago
*minute
4 years ago
*an

god, I'm plastered. 8)
4 years ago
the punky chronicles....episode 11
......3 years later.........fade in.....
the ping of the alarm clock woke him up......it was early morning and punky was going to his new job....his first job since the electrocution.. "a miracle" the doctors had called it ....the surgeon who saved his life wrote "what an asshole" on his final report..nonetheless he had defied the odds...he was excited...incredibly the shock had twisted punkys left foot fully backwards without breaking a bone...this made putting on shoes a challenge...but punky was no quitter...
it was time to go.......punky had secured a position at the local zoo feeding animals and cleaning cages........his mother had protested...but there was no real risk...he would be near the animals....but on the other side of thick cage doors....
he walked out his door into the sun...the air smelled fresh...it was a beautiful day..."a perfect day" he thought...45 minutes after leaving punkys mother looked out the window..punky was stuck walking in a tiny circle because of his backwards left foot...she went outside and corrected him...he needed to use a sort of a hop step/walk to go forward....punky was on his way......he arrived at the zoo and after a brief talk was sent in to clean out the lowland gorrilla exhibit....rough work...but punky was happy...he could see the gorillas watching him from the other side of the cage door...he liked gorrllas...he remembered his mother had packed him a nice lunch...there was a banana in there...."hmmm" ..punky thought...gorillas love bananas...punky hop/walked up to the cage door ..banana in hand....he farted and for nearly 15 minutes was doubled over in hysterical laughter..at the cage door it was gary...a 400 lb silverback...a gorilla that hated people ..hated everything.."he looks friendly" punky thought..he finished peeling the banana and approached the cage door....."here gary" he said..he handed gary the banana........the screams filled the air of the entire zoo...gary had punky by the arm..pulling him at the cage door....punky urinated...he was in a panic....incredible pain...it made electrocution seem like a nice afternoon poop..gary was biting and pulling at his arm so hard....punky looked up...he saw a button..a covered button...a red button...punkys favorite colour..."the alarm" he thought..if he can reach that button help would come...gary bit punkys remaining thumb off....gary screamed in punkys face as he pulled and bit his arm....punky reached for the alarm.....barely he got to the cover of the button...he defalcated in his gi joe underwear....he thought his arm would come off....the blinding agony...he screamed..he peed again....with the cover off the alarm button he pressed it.....the creak of the cage door was loud as it opened.....punky had mistaken the open door button for the alarm.........gary was free.....fade out...
4 years ago
oh that punky
4 years ago
oh that dik
4 years ago
this is none of your business
4 years ago
nice work, dik. I'm still waiting on my first ASCAP check. I'll be in touch...
4 years ago
no
4 years ago
as for the rest of you, have a good night.


* PunkyBruiser signs out...AND NOT FOR GOOD. *
4 years ago
it should be for good.
4 years ago
Nini punky rest that weary head of yours.
4 years ago
@oster you should just be gone, boy-girl.


* PunkyBruiser signs out before oster can coment. *
4 years ago
oster chews street gum
4 years ago
Jerk didn't even respond to my comment.
4 years ago
Hi dik

*waves at dik*
4 years ago
The Punky Chronicles...one of the only reasons to return to this site with any sort of anticipation of something great happening.
4 years ago
haha
4 years ago
It's like the worst stubbed toe ever
4 years ago
Those socks are ruined now.
4 years ago
Electrifying, yet a repost.
4 years ago
4 years ago
Holy shit, JT. You mother fucking hound dog. You're the man. You're also my fucking hero, swear to god.


* PunkyBruiser heads for the downvote button. *
4 years ago
* possum waits for the punky/yak thingy *
4 years ago
You better watch JJ Abraham's Star Trek, you fucker.
4 years ago
ass
4 years ago
face
4 years ago
Poss!! Glad to see you're doing well. Now stop being an asshole, please.
4 years ago
go the fuck away
4 years ago
fuck you, tranny.
4 years ago
yawn..

anything OG?
4 years ago
i mean I could pop off with theodore jokes.
4 years ago
Don't you have some eye-liner to put on, you Apple-Bee's dick suckin' drunk?
4 years ago
now thats funny!!!! :)
4 years ago
you're face is not funny, bitch.
4 years ago
GET EM
4 years ago
i was waiting for you to send me yours.
4 years ago
meh
4 years ago
dont be jelly punky that I am better looking than you. let the hate fuel you.
4 years ago
You are pretty hot, for a tranny, that is...
4 years ago
where are my tits? "they are small" good one.
4 years ago
see you might be drunk while I am just now drinking being off tomorrow I could go back and forth for hours. I have dexterity your stamina atrophied years ago.
4 years ago
shit, if I was there I would have beat the crap out of that guy because MEN do NOT HIT WOMEN. I only hit my wife once in the arm (not the face) only because she bit me really bad, I got a scare from it because she bite my arm real hard and she deserve it. I will never hit her again because I love my wife VERY MUCH. (WERE MARRIED 7 YEARS NOW).
4 years ago
I like my skin condition.
4 years ago
jodibabe..

try writing this all in ms word and when you are all done send that file to the trash where it belongs.
4 years ago
So you're gay married jodibabe?
4 years ago
FUUUUUUUUCK...WRONG ONE!!! DAMN!!! sorry...




http://muchosucko.com/107728/Have-a-great-New-Year-Oster
4 years ago
oster youre embarrassing yourself more than normal even
4 years ago
this is only proving your fascination for me.
4 years ago
ohw hai dik
4 years ago
God damn you punky.
4 years ago
oster needs help with his homework...punky help him
4 years ago
I'm eating Pringles, Freshee...
4 years ago
Dik is butt hurt that chat is dead and he cant argue with tr about the same shit for the past few months. talk about a creature of habit.
4 years ago
and hi as a kite....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
4 years ago
Once you pop you cant stop.
4 years ago
punky go fly
4 years ago
Dik isn't even in chat, maybe tr ran him off
4 years ago
oh shit
4 years ago
*to my moms house, where she's waiting to suck your 9" dick.
4 years ago
excuse me........men dont hit women? get serious...youre not supposed to hit anyone period....id hit a woman hust as easily as id hit a man....that being said i dont hit people
4 years ago
^lol
4 years ago
oh that dik.
4 years ago
I dont even think punky has a penis.
4 years ago
it's just puss.
4 years ago
Yes, I have a pet penis, oster. Think about it. It's just really small.

Hmmmmm.....



http://muchosucko.com/106220/osters-penis
4 years ago
oster youre so incredibly studid..legally stupid
4 years ago
oster tried to buy a thought
4 years ago
^well played, sir.
4 years ago
oster thinks everything with 2 levels is bunk beds
4 years ago
PB and dik are best buddies? make sense
4 years ago
Nahhh they're just bonding over their hatred of oster.
4 years ago
You can break up the mix, if ya want, sexy.
4 years ago
dont call me sexy
4 years ago
I would like to "meat" you, TAT...ya know.
4 years ago
pssst Freshie I think pb is coming on to you :(
4 years ago
Sorry pb I've already professed my mucho love for freshie, you'd have to fight him at muchocon pnw
4 years ago
hey wait - wasnt oster trying to suck yaks dick for chat, like less than a day ago?
4 years ago
@Freshhe I'm just eating Pringles, Freshee...
4 years ago
Yeah back the fuck off punky.
4 years ago
everyone hates oster. I love it. Dik cant stop talking about me and punky is showing everyone his time spent into shopping me. how sweet.
4 years ago
wait...that was too many "Freshee's 8(
4 years ago
Oster, I love you. I'm that "person". I'm the good guy.
4 years ago
I was sending him music videos thanks poss.
4 years ago
why do you like comments you dont even understand , sir?
4 years ago
NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND ROT IN HELLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




















Just kidding. 8P
4 years ago
punky youre a bitch always will be. you started out trying to ride KOL using that as a status then you just proved youre a huge faggot. what a poser.
4 years ago
I still wanna know why taster and dik aren't bffs anymore
4 years ago
this guy hits "like" the way most aspies smile
4 years ago
ive got a roll of scotch tape with better ideas than oster
4 years ago
you should use that tape to make a fort dik.
4 years ago
Dush I told you why
4 years ago
put you to good use.
4 years ago
"i guess ima sport to smile now?"
4 years ago
Oster tries to talk down to punky as if he's an authority on anything besides what it's like to go through life as a waterhead....fucking.hysterical.
4 years ago
Hey, bitch...I mean, oster. I look back on my past, and love every second of it. Fuck you, and your Burger King thrills, you fucking cunt.
4 years ago
^very good driver
4 years ago
You musta told me when I was drinking. Doesn't count.
4 years ago
oster once said to me "the nile aint just a river in egypt"....he actually said that
4 years ago
1 2 3 4. 4 people hating.
4 years ago
case closed
4 years ago
^WHAT VOODOO IS THIS...TWO FRESHEE'S??????????
4 years ago
maybe if you write me a letter I would take it into consideration.
4 years ago
^FAP
4 years ago
Punky, calm your shit. Freshee is some fags alt account. You've been talking to someone else this whole time you fucking noob.
4 years ago
^8( NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
4 years ago
Take some downers for fuckssake.
4 years ago
Ok(my new Freshee)
4 years ago
You're the alt account momo.
4 years ago
oster cant tell time on a clock with hands....true
4 years ago
* PunkyBruiser is spinning round, and round...talking to all the "Freshee's *
4 years ago
the dumbest person ive ever spoken to on purpose....no shit
4 years ago
maybe they're both alt account momos
4 years ago
I just went pee-pee on myself. 8(
4 years ago
diks ripping on osters obvious lack of any meaningful IQ is about as funny as The Punky Chronicles.
4 years ago
its like dealing with children. Now I remember why i got banned.
4 years ago
It's like Mucho's Chuck Norris Facts.
4 years ago
Chuckisms are the fucking best. Don't talk shit about Chuck
4 years ago
dik obviously cant stop talking about me. freshie is his left nut pet and punky just wants attention. pity.
4 years ago
Fuck off imposter.
4 years ago
wahhhhh wahhhhhh
4 years ago
I'm not talking shit about Chuck. Damnit woman.
4 years ago
dual browser bitch
4 years ago
I would castrate you in your sleep if you were
4 years ago
bow be be bow bow be deeeeee deeee bow boww bow
4 years ago
That's fucking hot toaster, the idea of you cumming anywhere near my junk gets me rock hard.
4 years ago
Until I cut it off :/
4 years ago
You would need a diamond cutter.
4 years ago
^BAM
4 years ago
I've clipped quite a few creatures in my days, you wouldn't be any challenge
4 years ago
Well...that "Bam" was missed placed, but worked for both comments. 8P
4 years ago
no one cares.
4 years ago
*about me
4 years ago
:(
4 years ago
oster thought special meant 2 christmases
4 years ago
I wouldn't be so sure toaster, because of the girth alone you would have to change blades multiple times.
4 years ago
hanukkah*
4 years ago
Pic or stfu
4 years ago
false, dik. Oster can't think....period. 8)
4 years ago
youre right I just run off impulse I see retard I act like retard. HMMMM
4 years ago
Dick pics for tit pics
4 years ago
im gonna puke.
4 years ago
*fap
4 years ago
I'm not the one here gloating buddy
4 years ago
oh yeah. Hey oster. Turn that :( into a 8(
Even your web-etiquette sucks.
4 years ago
no
4 years ago
I SAID YES, BITCH!
4 years ago
so hard core.
4 years ago
/me waits for dik comment.
4 years ago
You want a glass of almond milk?
4 years ago
lol
4 years ago
C ya, fucker.
4 years ago
that would be amazing. add a kale salad with pine apple done deal.
4 years ago
im gonna puke
4 years ago
like I said before your dexterity is lacking.
4 years ago
oster has a wang oic...im not cockologist but that was one saggy looking hunk of shit he clearly tried to make hard..it looked....not clean
4 years ago
like a starving hairless rat
4 years ago
youre slipping dik. try harder.
4 years ago
I thought osters dick was quite nice..no homo.
4 years ago
dik, the professor of mucho wang
4 years ago
and im going to play star craft on that note.
4 years ago
it looked like it just had 3 weeks of chemo
4 years ago
radiation to the penis makes it hulk out everyone knows that.
4 years ago
it looked like it needed a bone marrow job
4 years ago
It's strange, i am white but my dick is kind of brown..it's not dirty i wash it..but still kind of brownish.
4 years ago
the pubic lice were starving
4 years ago
Oh yeah...

Clamping those jumper cables to his nut sac, would've been way more effective. Just saying. 8)









C ya
4 years ago
Motherfuck! Possum has returned!
4 years ago
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