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by Sealbasher

submitted May 27th 2013

18 comments
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The last civil war widow died in 2003?

No.
5 years ago
what did you just read in the picture?
5 years ago
I obviously did because i just quoted it.
5 years ago
Okay i get it, nevermind.
5 years ago
I guess i did get mindfucked.
5 years ago
Actually, the last Civil War widow died in 2008.

She was 19 when she married an 86 year old Civil War vet.
5 years ago
She did it all for the nookie.
5 years ago
And the pension.
5 years ago
dumb kraut
5 years ago
why?
5 years ago
Oh deer, silly kraut
5 years ago
DID you hear SHE DIED IN 2003!
5 years ago
oh there is a text, let me read it
5 years ago
I would have believed this if it said 1978
5 years ago
I'm no maths genius or nothing..but that would make this civil war widow at least 156 years young.and I bet she drank bacon grease and chain smoked 3 fags at a clip
5 years ago
What usually happened was back in the '30's it became popular for 16-year-ol girls to marry 90-year-old Civil War pensioners so they'd get the pension for the rest of their life.
5 years ago
I guess like this:

Jedediah is 15 years old in the last year of the war; 1865.
He lives through the war to age 80, in 1930
He marries Effie, a 16 year old in 1930
Effie has a couple of kids by 1935
Jedediah makes it to age 151, dying tragically in the 9/11attacks
Effie croaks in '03 at the ripe old age of 99
Her kids, now elderly, are still cranking in '03 at ages 80 and 82
....sure....why not....
5 years ago
your maths are also wrong claude..Effie was a tender 89 in
ought '3
5 years ago
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