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Traditional German food

and some fluffy cows.

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by germanguy

submitted May 25th 2013

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Traditional German food
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bacon comes from cows....
4 years ago
Don't confuse GG even more fries.
4 years ago
Like the confusing offspring of a cow and a bear.
4 years ago
The leg's are very confusing
4 years ago
Your food looks like a dogs breakfast,your gun looks fake & your Cows look gay.....
4 years ago
those are blueberry pancakes, since when dogs eat blueberry pancakes you sill fish xD
4 years ago
Your blueberry pancakes look like afterbirth
4 years ago
Blueberry pancakes? Looks more like a chocolate-chip omelet.
4 years ago
i thought it was black olive crepes
4 years ago
dawww.

the cows, not the bacon.
4 years ago
:3
4 years ago
Ok, GG, since no one else will ask, whats up with the .45? is it real? I ask because the hammer looks a bit odd to me and I see no magazine in place..
4 years ago
Real but the barrel is clogged with something that you cant remove easily, so you can only shoot wiht 9mm blank ammunition
4 years ago
thats the only weapon that is legal here without any papers :()
4 years ago
well and such sofair and paintball stuff
4 years ago
How bout pellet guns ? With a powerful one you can hunt. (Well rather erh do some pest control)
4 years ago
yip we can have pellet guns, and bows :)
4 years ago
Ok, how can you shoot blanks through it if the barrel is "clogged" with something? you must mean a gas plug, So what do you have to do to legally own a firearm in Germany?
4 years ago
Why did you guys let them do this to you?..
4 years ago
its not totally clogged its like a cross in it, so there is space for the fire or gas that come out from the bullets
4 years ago
/americans rage
4 years ago
its a repilca,does not fire......anything
4 years ago
*replica
4 years ago
IT DOES if you can remove the little cross in the middle of the barrle you can fire put its so build that if you try to remove it that you hurt the barrle and if you try to shoot you fucking shit head get exploed
4 years ago
That's what I meant GG.. So grind them out..
4 years ago
barrel*
4 years ago
they are so conceived that when you drill in it the barrel get damage
4 years ago
Ok, GG, so how hard is it to buy a Firearm, Legal or not in Germany?..
4 years ago
You need to be reliable (certification) you need to have knowledge of weapons you need to have a reason to use them like for hunting and more realy comblicated :/ and when you have a weapon you need to have a safe to store them and stuff
4 years ago
Sounds reasonable to me... Now, What are you allowed to buy?
4 years ago
the only loaded weapon GG knows how to handle is sealbashers penis
4 years ago
alcohol :) beer and wine with 16 hard stuff with 18, all other shit like gay porn and horror movies with 18 aswell
4 years ago
I'm talking about what kinds of firearms you are allowed to have in Germany GG, Not what you have in your underwear droor..
4 years ago
I think all automatic weapons are forbidden
4 years ago
Dildos are the only "firearms", that we are allowed to use. Nothing else. You better not invade us or you'll get penetrated really hard.
4 years ago
only semi automatic
4 years ago
Do you have to have another permit to own a handgun or is covered under one permit?
4 years ago
Underwear drawer.. Wow..
4 years ago
for a privat person it's nearly impossible to own a gun you need to prove that you really need one like for the job
4 years ago
that sucks GG, I guess you don't have a lot of hunting anymore..
4 years ago
nope, hunters only shoot deer because there is a need to like they are ill or over population, but there isnt that many forest in Germany anyway
4 years ago
not since the Jews
4 years ago
well there is forest but humans everywhere
4 years ago
its against the law to shoot animals and go hunt
4 years ago
Sucks to be German, then.
4 years ago
So, your saying you do what we do here as in have a hunting season to control population, Im just trying to understand, because you say it is nearly impossible for a private citizen to own a firearm In Germany, Then who may I ask, Does the hunting?..
4 years ago
Anywhere you're not allowed to own guns sucks.
4 years ago
Some of us just ignore the rules..
4 years ago
ehhh im not quite sure xd
most animal population in Germany are under species conservation
4 years ago
maybe you should google some of those question because sofar I've never ask my self this never complained that we dont ahve guns or that we cant go hunting^^
4 years ago
So let me get this straight, there are hardly any animals left to kill, still complain you're not allowed to hunt.

Sympathy gun-control complaining.
4 years ago
If animals don't want to keep getting killed they should learn how to use guns.

Pretty simple.
4 years ago
in our woods there are many animals i think
4 years ago
there are no specaial rules for animals they dont ahve the rights to use weapons aswell
4 years ago
Your not a very outdoorsy type of guy are you GG?..
4 years ago
Iam in my childhood I came from school and immediately went into the forest with my friends :3
slept many times in the forest with no tent and stuff, did alot of survivel trips :)
I like the nature, but I dont care and I dont know silly German laws
4 years ago
listen we need to pay for the RAIN for the fucking rain that comes from the fucking sky and drops on our fucking houses, and the amount of water that drops from our houses on our ground and goes into the earth need to be payed
4 years ago
the water goes into the earth and ends up in the sewerage that they can use the water, but we need to pay for it :/
4 years ago
You get taxed for Rain?? And You agree to this??..
4 years ago
yea what can we do xD
well german schools streets and everything is fine and Im fine living here
the police is really good and the law treats everyone equally how it should be
4 years ago
I really hope you are bullshitting me GG..
4 years ago
maybe if our professor ImWeazle comes back from the Gay club he can or he will correct me xD
4 years ago
It's funny, Germans cant really own guns but i can go buy a Heckler and Koch right now.
4 years ago
why we need guns? :o
I can buy as much weed as I want nearly everyone smoking it smoked it or know someone who sells it
4 years ago
hihi and you end up being 20 years in jail getting raped by huge black monster cocks.


mmh Oh wait. :D

*germanguy travels to Usa*
4 years ago
Ok, GetHigh hit it right on the head, the nation of Germany produces some if not the best Firearms in the world, But Citizens of Germany are largely excluded,.. From Buying them..
4 years ago
Yeah it makes no sense.
4 years ago
Hiya guys what's going on in here?
4 years ago
grrr stop driving our cars and using our guns -.-
4 years ago
Just talkin' bout European shit is all Barret..
4 years ago
*Drives around in a BMW shooting H&K out the window blasting David Hasselhoff*
4 years ago
fu xD
david hasselhof is no german xD
4 years ago
Hey German guy do can you own automatic weapons or just handguns ?
4 years ago
only semi and only if you have a lizens what is nearly impossible to get as privat person
4 years ago
You cant really get full automatic weapons in America either without a class 3 NFA collectors license.
4 years ago
How bout drugs in Germany is it pretty easy to get coke and extacy ?
4 years ago
very easy last 3 parties I were we had speed weed and extacy, its easy to get everything when you know the right persons
4 years ago
and dont forget the mushrooms and lsd :)
4 years ago
Hey GetHigh, You forgot about the C&R license..
4 years ago
Yeah that's like if you wanted a M1 Garand or a Thompson right?
4 years ago
if i had a gun id kill yak..take over mucho and ban every single one of you so i can have some peace and quiet
4 years ago
Your Canadian wrists couldn't even handle a gun.
4 years ago
A Curio and Relics license will allow you to own what is on the list of firearms and weapons that are considered to be "Curios and Relics" Meaning most Firearms before 1890, some machineguns and submachineguns flamethrowers, mortars, tanks howitzers and the like..
4 years ago
God Bless America..
4 years ago
And FlameThrowers..
4 years ago
My dad has 2 M1 Garands, military issue.
4 years ago
Those are worth about 20k now.
4 years ago
Not that much, actually. Several thousand dollars to be sure, though.
4 years ago
@ smerf, the value lies in the condition and, if they are WWII issue, the Manufacturer will determine value also, a lot of companies that you wouldn't normally think of fed the war effort, so say, am M1 Garand that was made by Sunbeam or International harvester or GE for example could fetch a much higher price, Also differing modifications to the M1 Garand : M1-D M1-C and sniper versions can affect price also..
4 years ago
I doubt they are WWII, since he got them through the civilian marksmanship program.

M1-C and M1-D are the sniper variants. Incidentally, one of my dad's Garands is an M1-D.
4 years ago
Right now, I'm looking at getting an 80% lower receiver for an AR-15 and doing a build on that. Fun, but looks like it could be a pain in the ass.
4 years ago
My dad build his AR and I'm looking to do it myself, let me know how it goes smerf.
AR-15 is my favorite because of how customizable it its.
4 years ago
Not the best to go hunting with, though
4 years ago
Yeah it's just fun to shoot, if you want something good to hunt with a Remington 700-308 i just bought one and take it to the long range every weekend..shoots like a dream.
4 years ago
Dad also has a Remington 700, but in 7mm mag.
4 years ago
Those cows are awesome.
4 years ago
Cows make mooh.
4 years ago
I thought European cows say shazooooooh
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVVJ44vX7-0
4 years ago
I have a cow on my arm..
4 years ago
Enough about your wife.
4 years ago
WHAMMY
4 years ago
STOP CALLING YOUR SHITTY FOOD TRADITIONAL GERMAN!!!!!
4 years ago
stop being a fake.
4 years ago
Don´t trust him. Traditional food? Was für ein Arsch...
4 years ago
ja, son ekligen scheiß frisst man bei uns nicht
4 years ago
muss ja keiner wissen xD
4 years ago
I like bacon and stuff in the morning you kraut faggots
4 years ago
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