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How To Roll A Cross Joint

With Seth Rogen

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by thatdude420

submitted May 23rd 2013

118 comments
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waste a fucking time. its like drinking through a crazy straw...why?

/me loads bong in a 10th of the time and is already high by the time you get finished rolling that stupid shit

4 years ago
It's my time and I'll waste it as much as I want!

* MetalFace presses random again *
4 years ago
its just my opinion..I just prefer to waste time in other useless ways is all.

/me loads the squirrel catapult
4 years ago
This is way too much effort and way too much weed for one person
4 years ago
He became a millionaire by being a stoner. I think he can handle it.
4 years ago
hey zeke
4 years ago
envy is a smelly,... smelly cologne zeke.
4 years ago
why hello there mako
4 years ago
I thought you might have been banned for a moment a while back
4 years ago
That would be a good guess, but no, moved.
4 years ago
You didn't move closer to me did you?..
4 years ago
tough to say
4 years ago
Still in ME?
4 years ago
yeah
4 years ago
that could be taken the wrong way aka, just sayin
4 years ago
Ohhh fuck, walked into that one, never gave it a thought.. I meant Maine Dammit..
4 years ago
When i have kids, I will warn them that if they arent good, the akameldon will wait for them under their beds when it gets dark
4 years ago
ooooh suuuure nancy..:D
4 years ago
Show them a picture Mak, along with the story, They Will Behave..
4 years ago
* Akameldon chuckles and sings: Brush your teeth before you go to bed or Aka"s gonna get you and you'll be better of dead.. *
4 years ago
you're not that rough looking dude. You look like an uncle of mine
4 years ago
....THAT rough
4 years ago
hahaha
4 years ago
I wouldnt put a picture of him on a mantlepiece or anything
4 years ago
Pictures actually make Me look better..
4 years ago
I would put a portrait of akameldon on my wall
then cut the eyes out and peep on people from behind it.
4 years ago
^^ that's how its done..
4 years ago
I like my akameldon in a tuxedo shirt.
4 years ago
Butcher apron Fruit or no deal..
4 years ago
ok, butcher apron and a popes hat?
4 years ago
No, Im leaning more toward the Dr Mengele look..
4 years ago
ahh..

/me goosesteps off
4 years ago
marijuana.......i forget what i was going to say
4 years ago
Otters!
4 years ago
Anybody still got any of the Cheech& Chong Papers?..
4 years ago
C&C used to be fucking hilarious to me in my stoner days
4 years ago
I used to have the rainbow one from "big Bamboo" ..
4 years ago
We used to roll "cone Bones" back in high school, used to use 4 or 5 ez wider's and have to roll it on a tabletop to get it to come out looking like a cone, then pack and flatten the end, I remember being able to pack a lot of weed in one those fuckers..
4 years ago
i still have one from the big bambu album....but no idea where it is
4 years ago
thats worth bucks now to collectors dik
4 years ago
i have no idea where it is..i just know its safe ...somewhere
4 years ago
well i mean i havent seen it for a long time u suppose its possibly lost...now its buggin me
4 years ago
find it, auction it, retire...buy an otter farm.
4 years ago
marijuana........what was i going to say?
4 years ago
dont they have long papers? xd amateurs.
4 years ago
no but we have muslims, so fair trade off
4 years ago
in germany there are more muslims I bet
4 years ago
How many Turks are in Germany GG?..
4 years ago
maybe but it wont be a landslide
4 years ago
2.956.000
4 years ago
from 82
4 years ago
and probably not if you're talking proportionally to the countries population
4 years ago
I like my muslims with ketchup and mustard.
4 years ago
hahaha a rise since 1946?
4 years ago
*germanguy kisses makodragons feces*
4 years ago
that would be a pretty wet kiss at the moment gg
4 years ago
rum shits
4 years ago
* Akameldon mails breathmints to GG.. *
4 years ago
Would
4 years ago
like to hang out with seth and smoke some weed uia
4 years ago
GG, Is weed grown in Germany, or do you import most of it? And How good is the weed grown in Germany?
4 years ago
We had once some shit from the usa didn't even get high, and ye most stuff taht we smoke is grown in Germany and its nearly same like in netherlands
4 years ago
german weed gets you Uber-high.
4 years ago
Cool,...Send me some..
4 years ago
You can come and grab some, I always got some stuff in my pants if you know what I mean ;))))
4 years ago
lrn2silkroad
4 years ago
good thing, its ilegal to buy weed and its ilegal to own weed but its legal to smoke it. well and if the cops catch you with like 5 6 gramms they dont even press charge
4 years ago
And now another episode of:
"Dangerous superficial knowledge from Germanguy"
4 years ago
quiet krautnoob you are below seal on the german noob ladder
4 years ago
This is another episode of : The truth about germany. Brought to you by gg!
4 years ago
Its been for the most part de-criminalized here, up to an once for personal use found on your person will only net you a $100 fine I think..
4 years ago
not here bro,i think a third possesion charge will get you prison time
4 years ago
If get caught high behind the wheel your fucked even if you don't have any left with you.
4 years ago
here they pat you on the back and give you a puppy for more than an ounce.
4 years ago
duh. thank you captain ... it is the same with alcohol, if you get caught fucking drunk you get fucked by the police.
4 years ago
OFC behind the wheel you silly nazi kraut, but thats about that it's not alout to drive with drugs in blood but if you dont drive a car you can have weed in your blood
4 years ago
though i escaped a possession with intent charge with only a years probation..
4 years ago
and every amount of weed can get you a fine if the cop is in the mood, The only thing that saves you is the limit of weight for it to be "for your own use", that lets you go with an financial fine. but the limit differ from the federal state you're caught in
4 years ago
dont listen to weazl, he is talking shit .. gg is talking the truth..
4 years ago
WRONg, in jedem bundesland gibt es ne grenze in nrw z.b ist die grenze bei 10g wenn du unter 10g hast hast du nichts zu befürchten
4 years ago
I'm going to make a van out of fiber-weed and smuggle it across the border.
4 years ago
how about you smuggle it in my anus? :3
4 years ago
Du wirst trotzdem für den besitz angezeigt wenn du pech hast, das wird selbst wenn die anklage fallen gelassen wird in deiner akte vermerkt und ist z.b. für Arbeitnehmer einsehbar und kriminalisiert dich. Deppchef
4 years ago
and here people actually pay 50 dollars for a 1/2 ounce
4 years ago
its already full of dildos and other items..no room GG
4 years ago
I pay 70 for a half zip
4 years ago
what the fuck is a half zip i dont speak hebrew
4 years ago
ounce=z=zip
4 years ago
we pay like 7-10 euros for 1 gramm
4 years ago
well my dicks so small i only need to half zip
4 years ago
I do weird sexual favors for resin.
4 years ago
i pay 5 bucks a gram of indoor. prices will go up once everyone starts to run out
4 years ago
70 for a half of regular weed? i figured it was cheap in cali
4 years ago
wtf is regular weed.

weed is weed.
4 years ago
when i was in texas it was 25 a half 50 an oz
4 years ago
I go to the club and put it on my gold card...I still get a chuckle out of that..
4 years ago
lbs for 350-400
4 years ago
A.G.
on the gold card.
4 years ago
That sounds like shwag prices, jrob.
4 years ago
lol @ weed is weed
4 years ago
yeah but thats for mexican boatdust jrob..
4 years ago
well texas is right next to mexico
4 years ago
jrob when you break it up how many seeds pour out.
4 years ago
it was hit or miss some good some shit
4 years ago
jrob do you get 7 grams for 20 bucks. reminds me of florida weed.

duct taped to all hell.
4 years ago
quarters are 25 here if your brave enought to try and find it in new orleans im sure you could get it cheaper though
4 years ago
yeah I wont smoke that weed. I would even use it as seasoning.
4 years ago
yeah you trade that shit to school kids for naked pics of their moms.
4 years ago
Well.. once you go to meth oster, weed just doesn't do it for ya anymore
4 years ago
alright faggots im gonna listen to some rap and try to come up with a hook. been thinking about another oster rap video.
4 years ago
:(

i dont do meth. Jews are allergic to meth.
4 years ago
good call oster if you do meth youll end up looking like a twink prostitute

oh
4 years ago
Well. Step 1 is to find someone who can actually roll a joint well
4 years ago
step two is to break their hands.
4 years ago
step three fap with their tears
4 years ago
Rich people smoking weed makes me sad.
4 years ago
* smerf works the hole, mmmhmmm *
4 years ago
pineapple express was such an awesome movie <3
4 years ago
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