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X-Box One

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by DangerousDug

submitted May 22nd 2013

75 comments
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X-Box One
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its gonna suck
5 years ago
suck more than sealbasher at a gay party
5 years ago
yeaup.
5 years ago
holding out for ps4... fuck this microsoft nazi garbage
5 years ago
I thought they were going to call it Xbox infinity?
5 years ago
this is really funny
5 years ago
It's scary, you just know if they get away with it, the others will do the exact same thing.
5 years ago
but at the same time, this has created a huge gap in the market for a fledgling console company to step into the arena.


Unfortunately, it will probably be apple
5 years ago
Lol yeah apple, then it will twice as much as the ps4 and XBOX combined. Games will cost twice the price, and you will have to pay every time you play. Games can't contain violence, foul language, nudity, it will be slightly worse then the WII U ... BUT there will be a shinny apple on it and it will be better then anything ever imagined.
5 years ago
Hipsters would all buy one though Lowie and then again in six months when they released a new one and then again...so on and so forth
5 years ago
I know toaster, I know.
The first one wouldn't have any motion detection system, 6 months later it would have a basic one. And all the fanboys will tell you how it's apple that invented it and how it's so much better than the systems of nintendo, sony and microsoft combined.
5 years ago
*aghem*

* JerkStore clears throat *


Fuck Xbox.
5 years ago
im just being an asshole. i fucking love Halo.
5 years ago
I know I'll end up getting one of these because well, that's just kind of how things work. Definitely waiting for a second gen to come out though, the first one they release isn't going to work worth shit.
5 years ago
Vote with your wallets people. You have to be online once every 24 hours in order to play your shit, so if their servers are down you can't do shit about playing your own single player games. And don't get me started on the 'locking the game cd to the user unless the new owner pays market price' bullshit.
5 years ago
Just don't buy it until they cut that crap. Like jones said. It's sad cause I liked the XBOX, and XBOX360, Not in a fanboy way, or that I would think a PS3 is crap, it's great too. But the games I like seem to be mostly on the XBOX, Forza, project gotham racing, the slightly more mature race games, without getting in extreme difficulty levels as some sim bin games on pc go. I hope they ditch some of that crap soon. (not sure if it's going to happen, but a man can hope)
5 years ago
Oh and then there was DOA :p
5 years ago
JerkStore, I will pwn you at Halo.
5 years ago
The whole "online" bit is garbage. Not EVERYONE has internet that plays video games.
5 years ago
And look at areas like where I live, rural areas where internet speeds are low....how fucking long would it take somebody to download or access shit at those speeds?
5 years ago
i dont give a fuck. i have a computer
5 years ago
They are digging themselves a grave. I was looking forward to buying the next gen Xbox, but not any fucking more. Thing looks like a retarded beta max to boot.
5 years ago
Pretty much. I had a debate with a fanboy who literally saw no flaws. It's good to know there are very few of him and that everyone realizes that it's a piece of shit.
5 years ago
i haven't laughed this hard at a gif in a long time.
5 years ago
360 was the only console I owned this gen. It was awesome. I will not be getting an Xbox One. Fuck this bullshit.
5 years ago
I cant wait for the new Xbox one. I am buying that shit. Watching a video right now about what it.
5 years ago
--------------------------------------------------------------------^ just for that you aint coming over my house and playing games with me when i get it.
5 years ago
Nope
* thatdude420 shakes his head *
5 years ago
PC master race
5 years ago
The new Xbox is just like a PC..
5 years ago
so why would i buy one if i already have a pc?
5 years ago
>cant pirate games
>leshiggydiggy
5 years ago
Soon it will do everything. Even make you dinner.
5 years ago
if it will also suck my penis i will buy it
5 years ago
I think they are gonna come out with a feature that does that too.
5 years ago
i wish they would stop wasting time on gaming and concentrate their energy on making a sex robot
5 years ago
would not have sex with a robot. What if that shit malfunctions and rips your dick off.
5 years ago
thats a chance im willing to take,you run the same risk having sex with an actual woman
5 years ago
Or gets jealous once you get a real girlfriend to have sexy time with. and ends up killing her and you at the same time.
5 years ago
why would you need a real girlfriend? for nagging? or bitching at you for drinking at 7 am?
5 years ago
I don't run that risk when i am inside a girl. I never heard of a female ripping a dudes dick off while he was inside her.
5 years ago
it happens everyday bro
5 years ago
You kinda got a point about the nagging and bitching part.
5 years ago
we filled up recent comments
* jrob2020 brofists thatdude *
5 years ago
yea but she didn't rip it off. broke it yes but not rip that shit off and spit it out of her vagina at him. That's what i am talking about with the malfunctioning of a robot.
5 years ago
the way gianna fucks i think she was raped as a child,its like shes trying to get revenge on daddy for touching her when shes doing a scene
5 years ago
still would bang dick ripped off or not
5 years ago
Probably she is a aggressive fucker.
5 years ago
* jrob2020 wishes there was a game tonight *
5 years ago
Yea me too. It's bullshit.
5 years ago
I can't wait for Football season to start.
5 years ago
only 4 months or so
5 years ago
Needs to hurry up. I need my football.
5 years ago
hey bro email me a better picrure? im working on a project
5 years ago
Why don't you two get a fucking room.
5 years ago
why are black people so hard to shop?
5 years ago
i think adobeĀ© is racist
5 years ago
sent
5 years ago
send it to htown2020@gmail i lost my muchomail
5 years ago
did you leave it on the bus?
5 years ago
i dont know how to get back to it :(
5 years ago
It says incorrect email address when i try to send it to you.
5 years ago
htown2020@gmail.com.......
5 years ago
yup that one. I already sent the picture to your muchomail.
5 years ago
imgur it
5 years ago
i have the gif open just waiting on you bro
5 years ago
sent again.
5 years ago
got it
5 years ago
this gif will be awesome but i musrt comtinue when im less drunk
5 years ago
U guys r super ghey
5 years ago
LOL'ed my sides to infinity. PS3 all day.
5 years ago
I have a buddy that works for Microsoft, and I hit him up after I heard about the no-sharing of used games bullshit, and was like "WTF dude? That's going to kill your console!"

And he told me the developers were the ones demanding it, not Microsoft. He said that Sony will be announcing the same thing for the PS4, they're just beating around the bush about it. And pretty-much every game platform out there going forward will be doing the same, because the game developers are tired of being screwed by the used games industry. Food for thought.
5 years ago
Sounds like the end of console gaming as we know it. Sure, there will still be people willing to pay full price for a new game, but for the vast majority of gamers who opt to wait until the prices are lowered or buy their games from gamestop or other individual sellers, they won't be investing in the new systems. This in turn will cripple the game system developers, and in turn cripple the game developers. IF they do decide to buy the new systems under these terms, I'm sure they will only buy games that they are VERY interested in.
5 years ago
Screwed by the used game industry? That's how consumerism works, bitches. Books, movies, cars, and everything else that is your property can be resold, rented, or lent out as much as you desire, as that is your right in this country.

The games industry is the only one that thinks they're special right now, believes they deserve special privileges, and that they can go over consumer rights.
5 years ago
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