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How to correctly surf on Muchosucko

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by germanguy

submitted May 18th 2013

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How to correctly surf on Muchosucko
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s'up you not getting enough attention ?
5 years ago
Only making tutorials
5 years ago
*enemies
5 years ago
dont be scared of Helmut I told him to stop sexual harassing you
5 years ago
ly*
5 years ago
where did it all go wrong? Putting chocolate in your meat sarni didnt help!
5 years ago
meh - you're just getting a bit AWish lately, gg...slow it down a little maybe?
5 years ago
oki gonna make a break see yu :3 *germanguy pets possum and loggs out*
5 years ago
OMG it's squidley ...
5 years ago
i dint mean go away - just pace yourself
5 years ago
And Jrob in full criax mode ... what a night.
5 years ago
im just expressing my feelings brosephina
5 years ago
what does it mean ... "awish" ?
5 years ago
attnetion whoreish
5 years ago
aaaa okay, thanks
5 years ago
RIP GG...poor fella
5 years ago
i like his oc subs myself but people will get tired of them if theyre too often,dug did the same thing but he isnt anywhere near as cool as gg
5 years ago
you tellem, jrob.
2 years ago
how are you supposed to see the monitor then fuckwit ?
5 years ago
also i usually have my penis out whilst im here
5 years ago
who say my is not out
5 years ago
cos it should have been in the picture
5 years ago
mine would have been
5 years ago
Fries is always talking about how he would show his wiener, yet I have to see exactly zero fries wiener
5 years ago
yeah cause then he is saying he isnt an attention whore ... blablablaa
5 years ago
You are aware homer is giving your feet a blow job ? That being said maybe you could make him suck something else and post it ... you never know. Some of the cock lovers here will UV that ?
5 years ago
I didn't know germany has a chokepoint in their ritalin-supplies.
5 years ago
upvote for the scotch and helmut
5 years ago
i have this idea, which is mine, which i thought up - for when ass/face shows up again...
5 years ago
* Jenbirdy waits for idea time *
5 years ago
* jrob2020 sits indian style nude *
5 years ago
* jrob2020 accidentally kicks self in balls *
5 years ago
* possum does some pre-planning now *
5 years ago
* Jenbirdy pukes some more *
5 years ago
the only way it will happen is if everyone comes together,which wont happen
5 years ago
* jrob2020 mops up jens puke wrings it out over penis and faps furiously *
5 years ago
* Jenbirdy wonders when the last time she ate broccoli...... *
5 years ago
* jrob2020 stops fapping,tastes,guestimates last thursday *
5 years ago
Asparagus ftw!
5 years ago
c'mon possum, inquiring minds want to know....
5 years ago
meh - naw...it might be at least semi-entertaining, at least to me, though


we'll see
5 years ago
Damn..... ;(

* Jenbirdy attempts fitful sleep *
5 years ago
your immitations have been spot on and hilarious
5 years ago
jrob stop following possum
possum did you here that black sabbath are releasing a new album????
5 years ago
AND THIS IS OK WITH YOU?????
5 years ago
sometimes things should be just left alone.....boondock saints movies for example
5 years ago
wtf arfe you even talking about,are you lost again grandpa?
5 years ago
isnt iommi almost dead?
5 years ago
So what was this brilliant idea you had before you decided to get Punky unbanned?
2 years ago
tallk to the paw
2 years ago
it had something to do with resigning - i think
2 years ago
Is this guy gay?
5 years ago
lame
5 years ago
only, because youre not as cool as him.
5 years ago
A missed GG classic.
2 years ago
Heyheyhey.............
2 years ago
I kinda miss GG.
2 years ago
http://www.npr.org/2011/01/10/132809627/concrete-ways-to-live-a-compassionate-life
2 years ago
That link is for you "sewerbro"

No deeper meaning or anything. I just really like the message.
2 years ago
You gotta copy and paste tho
2 years ago
Why would I need concrete to be compassionate? I don't understand.
2 years ago
Whenever you feel like just sitting back and listening to voices speak, I suggest you listen to this. I'm not saying this because I think *you* should listen to it, I just think everyone should.
2 years ago
it's an interview with an ex nun on compassion and the golden rule.

2 years ago
i think i need more drugs to follow this, dont i?
2 years ago
http://www.helpguide.org/articles/addiction/alcohol-addiction-treatment-and-self-help.htm
2 years ago
No, not really. I know I can be anal and controlling and shit, but I'm just saying everyone should listen to this radio broadcast that I linked.
2 years ago
This isn't specifically for you, just anyone that happens to be reading this thread that may or may not have a "problem" that needs to be addressed regarding alcohol.
2 years ago
I'm two steps ahead of you Barret, thanks for looking out though.
2 years ago
ohw for fucks sake...
2 years ago
Its not for you either Zeke
2 years ago
I just wanted to link an NPR program....
2 years ago
hey fucking zeke , just came in to say hi to barrel huh ?
2 years ago
It's a really good interview with an ex nun

http://www.npr.org/2011/01/10/132809627/concrete-ways-to-live-a-compassionate-life
2 years ago
yep. fuck cryax.
2 years ago
get the fuck off here stop socializing on here
2 years ago
why?
2 years ago
cause i dont like it . you need to get out there in the real world . stop coming on here for cheap thrills
2 years ago
I gotta pee.
2 years ago
* possum just listens and shuts up for the night *
2 years ago
Night ruined
2 years ago
it's a good NPR interview
2 years ago
fuck off dog - tonight's been fun fun
2 years ago
Was trying to find some fun pictures from the psych ward to share with you guys, but all i found was this.
http://i.imgur.com/UE1tjjl.jpg
2 years ago
possum are you listening to the npr thing?
2 years ago
Yes, until now. Doesn't matter how good your flea collars are - party ends when the mongrel drops by
2 years ago
:)

Barret, were you in a psych ward? Would you be willing to tell me why?
2 years ago
Actual picture of my room
http://i.imgur.com/E2UvtU7.jpg
2 years ago
Or would you just like to comment on this NPR radio interview?

http://www.npr.org/2011/01/10/132809627/concrete-ways-to-live-a-compassionate-life
2 years ago
I regret not taking more pictures with me and the inmates, where was my mind at?
2 years ago
I had a friend who got electric shock therapy. I won't pretend to know what that entails, and I doubt Nords would do that, but it's fucking terrible. I won't pretend to know anything about you, but you should listen to my npr link.
2 years ago
It was gone
2 years ago
Anyway, I'm glad to see you back Barret
2 years ago
Its making a comeback Zeke, maybe next time.
2 years ago
Don't worry, mental illness will be a thing of the past once the rapefugees take over
2 years ago
Have you ever heard of the movie Ratcatcher? It's a really good movie. And the woman that made it is called lynn something. She made other short films. One of them was called little steps.

That's what I was trying to link.....little steps
2 years ago
i don't know how to link little steps by lynn who made ratcatcher
2 years ago
Being raped on a daily basis, and being forced to eating halal meat, is no excuse for mental instability.
2 years ago
i know you're responding to the dog, and I kind of understand,

but you should listen to the npr thing i linked though
2 years ago
At least it's not clay
2 years ago
whats up, zeke?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbVaDhZV7rQ
2 years ago
Zeke, I was thinking about you the other day, I saw this at the....hobby store, and, well...
http://i.imgur.com/RnmMCtH.jpg
2 years ago
Cryax: I know why you're sensitive to this whole immigration issue, but let's face the facts. Arabs are flooding into Europe, sexually assaulting women, and basically just being an all around hazard.

This is what has put America on alert. We don't a mass influx of brown people with shitty morals touching our white women. Now, Mexicans have proved themselves good workers and basically good people. We're okay with you browns. South American browns are questionable, but white people are still experimenting.

After rigorous tests we've decided that the Mexicans are the right brown people. Africans failed the test. Yet they're here. The last thing we want are more arabs. Mexicans are the good kind of brown, but we can only take so much.
2 years ago
And let's be honest here, arabs are taking your jobs
2 years ago
This is hilarious.
2 years ago
agreed
2 years ago
GOD DAMN ARABS!

TECH SUPPORT RUINED US!
2 years ago
^want
2 years ago
yep , the muslims are a risk for sure
2 years ago
i cant understand why los and seagull dont seem to not think so
2 years ago
because people like you decided taco trucks were the best way to cloud a persons mind.

Beaner takeover 2017
2 years ago
meh politics
2 years ago
Well, loslobos knows so. I don't know what seagull thinks.

The fact is, when you get one culture spilling into another culture, there's bound to be qualms.

When Mexicans come to America, they want to work, and no one can blame them for that.

But other cultures set up small communities (it's been the same throughout history) and they don't integrate. It was fine when it was little Italy or little China...........but when it becomes little Arab country....we have to question it. Perhaps it's just more of the same "put the chinese in concentration camps" but when people fly out of this country influenced by a religion you have to question the shit.
2 years ago
Loslobos knows the influx of immigrants is a bad thing.


Maybe she wouldn't say it.,,,, idk
2 years ago
Anyway, you guys should listen to that npr thing
2 years ago
I'm not nearly awake enough to listen to that, and even i were, id choose to listen to something more fun, like a text-to-speech punkythread
2 years ago
I've gotten to the point where all that matters to me is a roof over my head, some warmth, and food once a day. For everyone to have that would be good. I know I'm selfish.
2 years ago
I think everyone should listen to it.


If you don't want to that's okay.

2 years ago
What you do for a living zeek
2 years ago
he picks up golf balls, you idiot.
2 years ago
Barret I'm sorry that before I was so controlling.

And Punky I'm sorry your mom dropped you on your head.
2 years ago
You should be sorry you didn't even like my gas mask wearing strap-on goat.
2 years ago
I've been working through an employment agency......most recently loading trucks. It sucks.

I'm going to start doing online arbitrage....if that doesn't work I have no qualms with just offing myself.

Whatever works.
2 years ago
HA!
2 years ago
Dude
2 years ago
Meh.........
2 years ago
I almost liked that comment, then i noticed that punky did, and realized it was wrong.
2 years ago
twss
2 years ago
Dude that guy's so fucking dirty
2 years ago
DOH!
2 years ago
Learning right from wrong again...with punkysan.
2 years ago
proof, or stfu, dude.
2 years ago
Barret, the reality of life is that........well, this is it. I've heard some say that we're here for a reason, to learn virtues, and to off ourselves would just be cheating our spirits. I don't know about all that. I have had some success with past life regression. I was never a king. Whatever I was doesn't matter. So, what matters?

That is the question I guess.
2 years ago
Punky really has a knack from turning a thread from hilarious in its stupidity to plain stupidity doesn't he...
2 years ago
If I'm just trudging through a shitty life to see a painful death at the end, well, idk wtf i'm doing
2 years ago
*for
Fuck this.
I'm going to bed.
2 years ago
you have a TON OF AIDS, MAN.
2 years ago
Take care of yourself Zeke, I know you won't, but try anyway.
2 years ago
you know that AIDS is treatable these days, right Punky?
2 years ago
What I mean is you should be on meds Punky
2 years ago
Goodnight sweet prince
2 years ago
it's you linking shit you stupid fucker, punky! Making the whole page lag you dope.
2 years ago
heyheyheyhey!
2 years ago
http://www.npr.org/2011/01/10/132809627/concrete-ways-to-live-a-compassionate-life
2 years ago
listen to that mako
2 years ago
fuck living compassionately. I wanna live hedonistically
2 years ago
I guess that's fair. At least you're not pulling any punches
2 years ago
you're like a jehova's witness with their pamphlets. Except on the interenet
2 years ago
not as hedonistically as punky though. Fuck that.
2 years ago
You should still put it on though. She's english. She sounds like the queen is talking. At least to me.
2 years ago
*homosexually
2 years ago
FUCK YOU


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LldMespoD6M
2 years ago
fuck the queen right in her pussy
2 years ago
and fuck you too punky
2 years ago
I'll have you gobbled for that
2 years ago
right in his 9r deep pussy
2 years ago
lol... that sounds filthy zeke
2 years ago
its funny how that dude ultra spic logs off , and then all of a sudden nixon comes out of nowhere
2 years ago
http://www.npr.org/2011/01/10/132809627/concrete-ways-to-live-a-compassionate-life

Ima piss
2 years ago
cryax, I highly doubt nixon is alting as ultraspic. I may be wrong, but....
2 years ago
bollocks. I'm not a fucking buddhist. Compassion goes to those who give it. Otherwise you can go and fuck yourself.
2 years ago
I'm not even drunk
2 years ago
Well, she touches on that in the radio interview.

It's self-serving altruism.
2 years ago
yeah, and it makes sense. Being compassionate to people who aren't compassionate is for homos and stupid people.
2 years ago
And essentially you have no reason to give to anyone unless you get something back makodragon.
2 years ago
yeah, reciprocative compassion. I think most normal people have that. I don't need an e-pamphlet for that.
2 years ago
And that makes sense in a hunter-gatherer society. You put yourself first and only give when it suits you.

In reality though it makes you a douchebag. I knew that anyway
2 years ago
reciprocal?
2 years ago
hahaha is this you being compassionate?
2 years ago
Yes if you're giving in hopes of reciprocation that's selfish altruism.
2 years ago
No, I'm an asshole. I don't deny that.
2 years ago
hold on, it's not that black and white. I'm compassionate even when it's non reciprocal. But I'm talking about being compassionate to the hostile. Fuck that. Even you've gotta draw the line there man.
2 years ago
I'm just pointing out that you're a shitty person
2 years ago
You've already said it.
2 years ago
That's your opinion based on what you know of me from mucho zeke.
2 years ago
I'm not even going to bother to quote you...
2 years ago
Meh, what kind of person feels they need to prove themselves to everyone huh? A desperate needy person who's esteem comes from the approval of others, rather than someone who can think for themselves.
2 years ago
I'm not sure. But you've proved yourself.
2 years ago
I said it, now I've changed my mind. Is that against the rules of your new religion or whatever this new phase is?
2 years ago
proved myself to be a douchebag on mucho. Well mission accomplished. It's mucho zeke, not AA.
2 years ago
I'm not basing this on anything but human decency. I'm a controlling, selfish, manipulative asshole. I get that.

I just want you to get that you're a fuckstick.
2 years ago
Just recognize it. That's the first step.
2 years ago
shove your gay ass paragraphs up man cunts, you stupid twats!!!!!!!!
2 years ago
hahah, I'm a pretty decent person actually. I don't mean anyone any harm, so don't project onto me what you think about yourself.

Besides, you're probably being too hard on yourself, you depressed cunt.
2 years ago
I don't think anyone here is writing paragraphs, Punky
2 years ago
lol punky
2 years ago
oh mako's paragraphs hadn't shown up. And I'm not reading those.
2 years ago
give it time, faggot.
2 years ago
zeke, go to a fucking doctor man, stop beating yourself up
2 years ago
read it you sentient turd
2 years ago
nah i'm good


http://www.npr.org/2011/01/10/132809627/concrete-ways-to-live-a-compassionate-life
2 years ago
turds rock ass!
2 years ago
ok I'm a fuckstick. You happy now?
2 years ago
Do you truly believe it?
2 years ago
hahaha a little bit
2 years ago
Do or do not, there is no try.
2 years ago
there is try. I haven't got to defeat the galactic empire or nothing fancy, zeke
2 years ago
besides, I might be a fuckstick to you, and certain people, some of the time, but not all people all of the time. Stop thinking in black and white you crazy goof.
2 years ago
can i spam this?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuM34db3Jn4
2 years ago
yeah, but nobody's gonna click it.
2 years ago
No Punky, you can not.
2 years ago
except zeke, now he's all compassionate and shit
2 years ago
Mako: Either you do something or you don't.
2 years ago
You can say "I can try to do better.....I can try to do this, that, whatever"

Either you do it or you don't.
2 years ago
look man. I'm not perfect. I'm aware I have faults. SHeeit
2 years ago
Don't kid yourself.
2 years ago
Fyi..... cryax is my main ALT
2 years ago
I'm not perfect either. I'm not asking you to be perfect.


I'm just saying either you do or do not
2 years ago
about what? Not being a fuckstick

ps, nobody really gives a shit about ALTS
2 years ago
Yeah, I'm a fuckstick. But as soon as you admit that to yourself, you become a more decent person that 99% of the population.
2 years ago
Cryax does, apperently.
2 years ago
http://www.npr.org/2011/01/10/132809627/concrete-ways-to-live-a-compassionate-life
2 years ago
it's cos it's a potential spic-buddy, Nix
2 years ago
Cryax doesn't spell as bad as you, Nixon
2 years ago
ok enough zeke, shit. Can you just go back to being a douchebag please?
2 years ago
That's better
2 years ago
No I care.......
2 years ago
it depends on what you care about, and yourself is one of the things your should care about
2 years ago
In the grand scheme of things, none of this matters


but anyway: http://www.npr.org/2011/01/10/132809627/concrete-ways-to-live-a-compassionate-life
2 years ago
not necessarily.....

I'm agnostic, ya see.
2 years ago
And time may not be at all linear. Which means everything matters.
2 years ago
I barely even got drunk tonight.

Gotta admit, i feel a little cheated
2 years ago
i haven't been drunk in month and months.
2 years ago
Time is linear. Don't even start that nonsense.
2 years ago
I like your skepticism. Very healthy.
2 years ago
That's good for you man, I mean it.
2 years ago
BUT.........there are parallel universes
2 years ago
It's alright. It's mainly cos mucho went down the pan, and I literally cannot drink alone without someone to talk to.
2 years ago
we cannot fully perceive time zeke. Just as we cannot fully comprehend 3D space
2 years ago
That's kind of sad. Or maybe it's more sad that I've gotten used to being alone..

Idk what's more sad, but there ARE parallel universes.
2 years ago
There's multiple parallel universes on our same linear plane.

It's quite simple and apparent, really.
2 years ago
yeah, probably. And the nature of time is probably very different in each of them.


Don't you prefer talking to people when drunk? That is pretty sad mate, I feel for you. You should come back to mucho at least, and have some company.
2 years ago
POTDOOKIE


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTgKRCXybSM
2 years ago
Ohhh you're talking about dividing parallel universes that split of at each space/time event
2 years ago
fuck off punky, adult conversation here. Join in or suck a dick
2 years ago
I'm okay being alone. Sometimes I come here to talk, but mostly I don't much care. It's rare anyone here actually keeps talking to me.

I guess I'm just not a good drunk, so my drunk talk rights have been lost, mostly.
2 years ago
I just think you drink too much, but since you still drink even when you aren't on mucho, you might as well just fucking mucho.
2 years ago
and I didn't expect you to keep talking to me.
2 years ago
why wouldn't I?
2 years ago
Well, I've gotten better. I don't drink much anymore. I drink a fifth on the weekends, and so i did this weekend and came here cuz I was listening to the npr stuff.

I was supposed to watch The Witch
2 years ago
I plan out my drinking so I don't do stupid shit.

I was supposed to watch The Witch and Bone Tomahawk

I didn't do that though.
2 years ago
there's just no need to be so serious on mucho zeke. Have a day off.
2 years ago
you'll live
2 years ago
I'd better get to sleep now though. Stick around zeke.
2 years ago
I hven't been here in like a month. I don't come here.

I know no one here wants to talk to me and I'm okay with that.

I just came to spam the NPR shit. And you won't even listen to it.

Harumph.
2 years ago
is that really what fulfills your life zeke? Spamming NPR shit here?
2 years ago
I'll see you whenever I get shitty again mako
2 years ago
I'd prefer it if you were here when you were cheerful. But whatever floats your boat zeke. Night
2 years ago
Does it fulfill me? Nope. Do I do it when I get hammered? Yep.
2 years ago
I would stay up if I could join you getting hammered, but unfortunately I cannnn..... wait a minute....
2 years ago
Why would I come here when I'm cheerful?
2 years ago
Sleep, sweet prince
2 years ago
why not? For the banter? I'm just suggesting it, but if you'd prefer to do other things, that's your choice.
2 years ago
I guess I bore you then lol

I have booze available to me though
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KO3l733WRN0
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E-_J5WWkoc
2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/O9xinPR.gifv
2 years ago
^ That's all i have to add to this thread. I'm out peace out everyone.
http://i.imgur.com/l8IJDeu.gif
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E-_J5WWkoc
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E-_J5WWkoc
2 years ago
wow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E-_J5WWkoc
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost throws a Marshall stack at Punky *
2 years ago
You've got a thing for Marshall Stack
2 years ago
It's just an innocent electronic
2 years ago
That actually looks like my cabin B-bear.
2 years ago
Hey Jones, don't cym.
2 years ago
CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!
2 years ago
Nope. I won't not do that never.
2 years ago
it's not a trap!
2 years ago
it's note a self nude picture/video exchange
2 years ago
you first
2 years ago
*not
2 years ago
Fuck him
2 years ago
Fuck punky and his dumbass links
2 years ago
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