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How to correctly surf on Muchosucko

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by germanguy

submitted May 18th 2013

277 comments
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How to correctly surf on Muchosucko
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s'up you not getting enough attention ?
4 years ago
Only making tutorials
4 years ago
*enemies
4 years ago
dont be scared of Helmut I told him to stop sexual harassing you
4 years ago
ly*
4 years ago
where did it all go wrong? Putting chocolate in your meat sarni didnt help!
4 years ago
meh - you're just getting a bit AWish lately, gg...slow it down a little maybe?
4 years ago
oki gonna make a break see yu :3 *germanguy pets possum and loggs out*
4 years ago
OMG it's squidley ...
4 years ago
i dint mean go away - just pace yourself
4 years ago
And Jrob in full criax mode ... what a night.
4 years ago
im just expressing my feelings brosephina
4 years ago
what does it mean ... "awish" ?
4 years ago
attnetion whoreish
4 years ago
aaaa okay, thanks
4 years ago
RIP GG...poor fella
4 years ago
i like his oc subs myself but people will get tired of them if theyre too often,dug did the same thing but he isnt anywhere near as cool as gg
4 years ago
you tellem, jrob.
8 months ago
how are you supposed to see the monitor then fuckwit ?
4 years ago
also i usually have my penis out whilst im here
4 years ago
who say my is not out
4 years ago
cos it should have been in the picture
4 years ago
mine would have been
4 years ago
Fries is always talking about how he would show his wiener, yet I have to see exactly zero fries wiener
4 years ago
yeah cause then he is saying he isnt an attention whore ... blablablaa
4 years ago
You are aware homer is giving your feet a blow job ? That being said maybe you could make him suck something else and post it ... you never know. Some of the cock lovers here will UV that ?
4 years ago
I didn't know germany has a chokepoint in their ritalin-supplies.
4 years ago
upvote for the scotch and helmut
4 years ago
i have this idea, which is mine, which i thought up - for when ass/face shows up again...
4 years ago
* Jenbirdy waits for idea time *
4 years ago
* jrob2020 sits indian style nude *
4 years ago
* jrob2020 accidentally kicks self in balls *
4 years ago
* possum does some pre-planning now *
4 years ago
* Jenbirdy pukes some more *
4 years ago
the only way it will happen is if everyone comes together,which wont happen
4 years ago
* jrob2020 mops up jens puke wrings it out over penis and faps furiously *
4 years ago
* Jenbirdy wonders when the last time she ate broccoli...... *
4 years ago
* jrob2020 stops fapping,tastes,guestimates last thursday *
4 years ago
Asparagus ftw!
4 years ago
c'mon possum, inquiring minds want to know....
4 years ago
meh - naw...it might be at least semi-entertaining, at least to me, though


we'll see
4 years ago
Damn..... ;(

* Jenbirdy attempts fitful sleep *
4 years ago
your immitations have been spot on and hilarious
4 years ago
jrob stop following possum
possum did you here that black sabbath are releasing a new album????
4 years ago
AND THIS IS OK WITH YOU?????
4 years ago
sometimes things should be just left alone.....boondock saints movies for example
4 years ago
wtf arfe you even talking about,are you lost again grandpa?
4 years ago
isnt iommi almost dead?
4 years ago
So what was this brilliant idea you had before you decided to get Punky unbanned?
8 months ago
tallk to the paw
8 months ago
it had something to do with resigning - i think
8 months ago
Is this guy gay?
4 years ago
lame
4 years ago
only, because youre not as cool as him.
4 years ago
A missed GG classic.
8 months ago
Heyheyhey.............
8 months ago
I kinda miss GG.
8 months ago
http://www.npr.org/2011/01/10/132809627/concrete-ways-to-live-a-compassionate-life
8 months ago
That link is for you "sewerbro"

No deeper meaning or anything. I just really like the message.
8 months ago
You gotta copy and paste tho
8 months ago
Why would I need concrete to be compassionate? I don't understand.
8 months ago
Whenever you feel like just sitting back and listening to voices speak, I suggest you listen to this. I'm not saying this because I think *you* should listen to it, I just think everyone should.
8 months ago
it's an interview with an ex nun on compassion and the golden rule.

8 months ago
i think i need more drugs to follow this, dont i?
8 months ago
http://www.helpguide.org/articles/addiction/alcohol-addiction-treatment-and-self-help.htm
8 months ago
No, not really. I know I can be anal and controlling and shit, but I'm just saying everyone should listen to this radio broadcast that I linked.
8 months ago
This isn't specifically for you, just anyone that happens to be reading this thread that may or may not have a "problem" that needs to be addressed regarding alcohol.
8 months ago
I'm two steps ahead of you Barret, thanks for looking out though.
8 months ago
ohw for fucks sake...
8 months ago
Its not for you either Zeke
8 months ago
I just wanted to link an NPR program....
8 months ago
hey fucking zeke , just came in to say hi to barrel huh ?
8 months ago
It's a really good interview with an ex nun

http://www.npr.org/2011/01/10/132809627/concrete-ways-to-live-a-compassionate-life
8 months ago
yep. fuck cryax.
8 months ago
get the fuck off here stop socializing on here
8 months ago
why?
8 months ago
cause i dont like it . you need to get out there in the real world . stop coming on here for cheap thrills
8 months ago
I gotta pee.
8 months ago
* possum just listens and shuts up for the night *
8 months ago
Night ruined
8 months ago
it's a good NPR interview
8 months ago
fuck off dog - tonight's been fun fun
8 months ago
Was trying to find some fun pictures from the psych ward to share with you guys, but all i found was this.
http://i.imgur.com/UE1tjjl.jpg
8 months ago
possum are you listening to the npr thing?
8 months ago
Yes, until now. Doesn't matter how good your flea collars are - party ends when the mongrel drops by
8 months ago
:)

Barret, were you in a psych ward? Would you be willing to tell me why?
8 months ago
Actual picture of my room
http://i.imgur.com/E2UvtU7.jpg
8 months ago
Or would you just like to comment on this NPR radio interview?

http://www.npr.org/2011/01/10/132809627/concrete-ways-to-live-a-compassionate-life
8 months ago
I regret not taking more pictures with me and the inmates, where was my mind at?
8 months ago
I had a friend who got electric shock therapy. I won't pretend to know what that entails, and I doubt Nords would do that, but it's fucking terrible. I won't pretend to know anything about you, but you should listen to my npr link.
8 months ago
It was gone
8 months ago
Anyway, I'm glad to see you back Barret
8 months ago
Its making a comeback Zeke, maybe next time.
8 months ago
Don't worry, mental illness will be a thing of the past once the rapefugees take over
8 months ago
Have you ever heard of the movie Ratcatcher? It's a really good movie. And the woman that made it is called lynn something. She made other short films. One of them was called little steps.

That's what I was trying to link.....little steps
8 months ago
i don't know how to link little steps by lynn who made ratcatcher
8 months ago
Being raped on a daily basis, and being forced to eating halal meat, is no excuse for mental instability.
8 months ago
i know you're responding to the dog, and I kind of understand,

but you should listen to the npr thing i linked though
8 months ago
At least it's not clay
8 months ago
whats up, zeke?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbVaDhZV7rQ
8 months ago
Zeke, I was thinking about you the other day, I saw this at the....hobby store, and, well...
http://i.imgur.com/RnmMCtH.jpg
8 months ago
Cryax: I know why you're sensitive to this whole immigration issue, but let's face the facts. Arabs are flooding into Europe, sexually assaulting women, and basically just being an all around hazard.

This is what has put America on alert. We don't a mass influx of brown people with shitty morals touching our white women. Now, Mexicans have proved themselves good workers and basically good people. We're okay with you browns. South American browns are questionable, but white people are still experimenting.

After rigorous tests we've decided that the Mexicans are the right brown people. Africans failed the test. Yet they're here. The last thing we want are more arabs. Mexicans are the good kind of brown, but we can only take so much.
8 months ago
And let's be honest here, arabs are taking your jobs
8 months ago
This is hilarious.
8 months ago
agreed
8 months ago
GOD DAMN ARABS!

TECH SUPPORT RUINED US!
8 months ago
^want
8 months ago
yep , the muslims are a risk for sure
8 months ago
i cant understand why los and seagull dont seem to not think so
8 months ago
because people like you decided taco trucks were the best way to cloud a persons mind.

Beaner takeover 2017
8 months ago
meh politics
8 months ago
Well, loslobos knows so. I don't know what seagull thinks.

The fact is, when you get one culture spilling into another culture, there's bound to be qualms.

When Mexicans come to America, they want to work, and no one can blame them for that.

But other cultures set up small communities (it's been the same throughout history) and they don't integrate. It was fine when it was little Italy or little China...........but when it becomes little Arab country....we have to question it. Perhaps it's just more of the same "put the chinese in concentration camps" but when people fly out of this country influenced by a religion you have to question the shit.
8 months ago
Loslobos knows the influx of immigrants is a bad thing.


Maybe she wouldn't say it.,,,, idk
8 months ago
Anyway, you guys should listen to that npr thing
8 months ago
I'm not nearly awake enough to listen to that, and even i were, id choose to listen to something more fun, like a text-to-speech punkythread
8 months ago
I've gotten to the point where all that matters to me is a roof over my head, some warmth, and food once a day. For everyone to have that would be good. I know I'm selfish.
8 months ago
I think everyone should listen to it.


If you don't want to that's okay.

8 months ago
What you do for a living zeek
8 months ago
he picks up golf balls, you idiot.
8 months ago
Barret I'm sorry that before I was so controlling.

And Punky I'm sorry your mom dropped you on your head.
8 months ago
You should be sorry you didn't even like my gas mask wearing strap-on goat.
8 months ago
I've been working through an employment agency......most recently loading trucks. It sucks.

I'm going to start doing online arbitrage....if that doesn't work I have no qualms with just offing myself.

Whatever works.
8 months ago
HA!
8 months ago
Dude
8 months ago
Meh.........
8 months ago
I almost liked that comment, then i noticed that punky did, and realized it was wrong.
8 months ago
twss
8 months ago
Dude that guy's so fucking dirty
8 months ago
DOH!
8 months ago
Learning right from wrong again...with punkysan.
8 months ago
proof, or stfu, dude.
8 months ago
Barret, the reality of life is that........well, this is it. I've heard some say that we're here for a reason, to learn virtues, and to off ourselves would just be cheating our spirits. I don't know about all that. I have had some success with past life regression. I was never a king. Whatever I was doesn't matter. So, what matters?

That is the question I guess.
8 months ago
Punky really has a knack from turning a thread from hilarious in its stupidity to plain stupidity doesn't he...
8 months ago
If I'm just trudging through a shitty life to see a painful death at the end, well, idk wtf i'm doing
8 months ago
*for
Fuck this.
I'm going to bed.
8 months ago
you have a TON OF AIDS, MAN.
8 months ago
Take care of yourself Zeke, I know you won't, but try anyway.
8 months ago
you know that AIDS is treatable these days, right Punky?
8 months ago
What I mean is you should be on meds Punky
8 months ago
Goodnight sweet prince
8 months ago
it's you linking shit you stupid fucker, punky! Making the whole page lag you dope.
8 months ago
heyheyheyhey!
8 months ago
http://www.npr.org/2011/01/10/132809627/concrete-ways-to-live-a-compassionate-life
8 months ago
listen to that mako
8 months ago
fuck living compassionately. I wanna live hedonistically
8 months ago
I guess that's fair. At least you're not pulling any punches
8 months ago
you're like a jehova's witness with their pamphlets. Except on the interenet
8 months ago
not as hedonistically as punky though. Fuck that.
8 months ago
You should still put it on though. She's english. She sounds like the queen is talking. At least to me.
8 months ago
*homosexually
8 months ago
FUCK YOU


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LldMespoD6M
8 months ago
fuck the queen right in her pussy
8 months ago
and fuck you too punky
8 months ago
I'll have you gobbled for that
8 months ago
right in his 9r deep pussy
8 months ago
lol... that sounds filthy zeke
8 months ago
its funny how that dude ultra spic logs off , and then all of a sudden nixon comes out of nowhere
8 months ago
http://www.npr.org/2011/01/10/132809627/concrete-ways-to-live-a-compassionate-life

Ima piss
8 months ago
cryax, I highly doubt nixon is alting as ultraspic. I may be wrong, but....
8 months ago
bollocks. I'm not a fucking buddhist. Compassion goes to those who give it. Otherwise you can go and fuck yourself.
8 months ago
I'm not even drunk
8 months ago
Well, she touches on that in the radio interview.

It's self-serving altruism.
8 months ago
yeah, and it makes sense. Being compassionate to people who aren't compassionate is for homos and stupid people.
8 months ago
And essentially you have no reason to give to anyone unless you get something back makodragon.
8 months ago
yeah, reciprocative compassion. I think most normal people have that. I don't need an e-pamphlet for that.
8 months ago
And that makes sense in a hunter-gatherer society. You put yourself first and only give when it suits you.

In reality though it makes you a douchebag. I knew that anyway
8 months ago
reciprocal?
8 months ago
hahaha is this you being compassionate?
8 months ago
Yes if you're giving in hopes of reciprocation that's selfish altruism.
8 months ago
No, I'm an asshole. I don't deny that.
8 months ago
hold on, it's not that black and white. I'm compassionate even when it's non reciprocal. But I'm talking about being compassionate to the hostile. Fuck that. Even you've gotta draw the line there man.
8 months ago
I'm just pointing out that you're a shitty person
8 months ago
You've already said it.
8 months ago
That's your opinion based on what you know of me from mucho zeke.
8 months ago
I'm not even going to bother to quote you...
8 months ago
Meh, what kind of person feels they need to prove themselves to everyone huh? A desperate needy person who's esteem comes from the approval of others, rather than someone who can think for themselves.
8 months ago
I'm not sure. But you've proved yourself.
8 months ago
I said it, now I've changed my mind. Is that against the rules of your new religion or whatever this new phase is?
8 months ago
proved myself to be a douchebag on mucho. Well mission accomplished. It's mucho zeke, not AA.
8 months ago
I'm not basing this on anything but human decency. I'm a controlling, selfish, manipulative asshole. I get that.

I just want you to get that you're a fuckstick.
8 months ago
Just recognize it. That's the first step.
8 months ago
shove your gay ass paragraphs up man cunts, you stupid twats!!!!!!!!
8 months ago
hahah, I'm a pretty decent person actually. I don't mean anyone any harm, so don't project onto me what you think about yourself.

Besides, you're probably being too hard on yourself, you depressed cunt.
8 months ago
I don't think anyone here is writing paragraphs, Punky
8 months ago
lol punky
8 months ago
oh mako's paragraphs hadn't shown up. And I'm not reading those.
8 months ago
give it time, faggot.
8 months ago
zeke, go to a fucking doctor man, stop beating yourself up
8 months ago
read it you sentient turd
8 months ago
nah i'm good


http://www.npr.org/2011/01/10/132809627/concrete-ways-to-live-a-compassionate-life
8 months ago
turds rock ass!
8 months ago
ok I'm a fuckstick. You happy now?
8 months ago
Do you truly believe it?
8 months ago
hahaha a little bit
8 months ago
Do or do not, there is no try.
8 months ago
there is try. I haven't got to defeat the galactic empire or nothing fancy, zeke
8 months ago
besides, I might be a fuckstick to you, and certain people, some of the time, but not all people all of the time. Stop thinking in black and white you crazy goof.
8 months ago
can i spam this?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuM34db3Jn4
8 months ago
yeah, but nobody's gonna click it.
8 months ago
No Punky, you can not.
8 months ago
except zeke, now he's all compassionate and shit
8 months ago
Mako: Either you do something or you don't.
8 months ago
You can say "I can try to do better.....I can try to do this, that, whatever"

Either you do it or you don't.
8 months ago
look man. I'm not perfect. I'm aware I have faults. SHeeit
8 months ago
Don't kid yourself.
8 months ago
Fyi..... cryax is my main ALT
8 months ago
I'm not perfect either. I'm not asking you to be perfect.


I'm just saying either you do or do not
8 months ago
about what? Not being a fuckstick

ps, nobody really gives a shit about ALTS
8 months ago
Yeah, I'm a fuckstick. But as soon as you admit that to yourself, you become a more decent person that 99% of the population.
8 months ago
Cryax does, apperently.
8 months ago
http://www.npr.org/2011/01/10/132809627/concrete-ways-to-live-a-compassionate-life
8 months ago
it's cos it's a potential spic-buddy, Nix
8 months ago
Cryax doesn't spell as bad as you, Nixon
8 months ago
ok enough zeke, shit. Can you just go back to being a douchebag please?
8 months ago
That's better
8 months ago
No I care.......
8 months ago
it depends on what you care about, and yourself is one of the things your should care about
8 months ago
In the grand scheme of things, none of this matters


but anyway: http://www.npr.org/2011/01/10/132809627/concrete-ways-to-live-a-compassionate-life
8 months ago
not necessarily.....

I'm agnostic, ya see.
8 months ago
And time may not be at all linear. Which means everything matters.
8 months ago
I barely even got drunk tonight.

Gotta admit, i feel a little cheated
8 months ago
i haven't been drunk in month and months.
8 months ago
Time is linear. Don't even start that nonsense.
8 months ago
I like your skepticism. Very healthy.
8 months ago
That's good for you man, I mean it.
8 months ago
BUT.........there are parallel universes
8 months ago
It's alright. It's mainly cos mucho went down the pan, and I literally cannot drink alone without someone to talk to.
8 months ago
we cannot fully perceive time zeke. Just as we cannot fully comprehend 3D space
8 months ago
That's kind of sad. Or maybe it's more sad that I've gotten used to being alone..

Idk what's more sad, but there ARE parallel universes.
8 months ago
There's multiple parallel universes on our same linear plane.

It's quite simple and apparent, really.
8 months ago
yeah, probably. And the nature of time is probably very different in each of them.


Don't you prefer talking to people when drunk? That is pretty sad mate, I feel for you. You should come back to mucho at least, and have some company.
8 months ago
POTDOOKIE


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTgKRCXybSM
8 months ago
Ohhh you're talking about dividing parallel universes that split of at each space/time event
8 months ago
fuck off punky, adult conversation here. Join in or suck a dick
8 months ago
I'm okay being alone. Sometimes I come here to talk, but mostly I don't much care. It's rare anyone here actually keeps talking to me.

I guess I'm just not a good drunk, so my drunk talk rights have been lost, mostly.
8 months ago
I just think you drink too much, but since you still drink even when you aren't on mucho, you might as well just fucking mucho.
8 months ago
and I didn't expect you to keep talking to me.
8 months ago
why wouldn't I?
8 months ago
Well, I've gotten better. I don't drink much anymore. I drink a fifth on the weekends, and so i did this weekend and came here cuz I was listening to the npr stuff.

I was supposed to watch The Witch
8 months ago
I plan out my drinking so I don't do stupid shit.

I was supposed to watch The Witch and Bone Tomahawk

I didn't do that though.
8 months ago
there's just no need to be so serious on mucho zeke. Have a day off.
8 months ago
you'll live
8 months ago
I'd better get to sleep now though. Stick around zeke.
8 months ago
I hven't been here in like a month. I don't come here.

I know no one here wants to talk to me and I'm okay with that.

I just came to spam the NPR shit. And you won't even listen to it.

Harumph.
8 months ago
is that really what fulfills your life zeke? Spamming NPR shit here?
8 months ago
I'll see you whenever I get shitty again mako
8 months ago
I'd prefer it if you were here when you were cheerful. But whatever floats your boat zeke. Night
8 months ago
Does it fulfill me? Nope. Do I do it when I get hammered? Yep.
8 months ago
I would stay up if I could join you getting hammered, but unfortunately I cannnn..... wait a minute....
8 months ago
Why would I come here when I'm cheerful?
8 months ago
Sleep, sweet prince
8 months ago
why not? For the banter? I'm just suggesting it, but if you'd prefer to do other things, that's your choice.
8 months ago
I guess I bore you then lol

I have booze available to me though
8 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KO3l733WRN0
8 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E-_J5WWkoc
8 months ago
http://i.imgur.com/O9xinPR.gifv
8 months ago
^ That's all i have to add to this thread. I'm out peace out everyone.
http://i.imgur.com/l8IJDeu.gif
8 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E-_J5WWkoc
8 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E-_J5WWkoc
8 months ago
wow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E-_J5WWkoc
8 months ago
* NixonsGhost throws a Marshall stack at Punky *
8 months ago
You've got a thing for Marshall Stack
8 months ago
It's just an innocent electronic
8 months ago
That actually looks like my cabin B-bear.
8 months ago
Hey Jones, don't cym.
8 months ago
CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!
8 months ago
Nope. I won't not do that never.
8 months ago
it's not a trap!
8 months ago
it's note a self nude picture/video exchange
8 months ago
you first
8 months ago
*not
8 months ago
Fuck him
8 months ago
Fuck punky and his dumbass links
8 months ago
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