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Mucho Island Bingo

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by germanguy

submitted May 15th 2013

247 comments
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I don't get how this is bingo
4 years ago
its a game -.-, just choose one
4 years ago
but it isn't the game bingo
4 years ago
grrr ok -.-
4 years ago
call it fashion or some or gynocentic shit
4 years ago
fucking gynocentrics!
4 years ago
ill take the dug package
4 years ago
As much as I hate to say, I'd like the dug package as well :(
4 years ago
I envy dug as much as i think he's a faggot dunce
4 years ago
On the bright side it looks like you get possum to talk to when you can stand my rants any longer
4 years ago
I was also tempted by the Dug package but I realized how it would likely play out:
Dug - can I thleep in here with you tonight?
Me - No
Dug - but I'm thcared, I heard a noithe!
Me - it was just the Possum mouse, go back to bed.
Dug - pleeeeaaaathe!
Me - OK, but just for tonight.
Dug - Fabulouth!
Me - ........Dug, I'm gonna have to ask that you remove the barrel of your snub-nose from my ass.
Dug - thcore!
4 years ago
damn - even I wanna go camping now
4 years ago
Is suicide an option?
4 years ago
Suicide is always an option
4 years ago
There are weapons at the redneck package Sir.
4 years ago
Can I use them on dug?
4 years ago
murder suicides are way better than boring regular suicides
4 years ago
You should be able o put together your own package a la "one from column A, one from column B etc...."
4 years ago
no, thats what this is all about, ass example you get no alcohol but you get dildos and sex toys or you dont get weed but you get beer, you need to decide which package is the best for you
4 years ago
its not a fucking taco stand toker
4 years ago
5. The Jenbirdy package
You'll get:
-Jenbirdy
-nothing more
4 years ago
worst package ever
4 years ago
:o
4 years ago
deal
4 years ago
Nothing else?? that's a lot of pressure man.....
4 years ago
sorry - not into incest
4 years ago
Why not? It's all relative.
4 years ago
throw in some doritos and you've got yourself a deal germangay
4 years ago
What the fuck is a basketball field?
4 years ago
german basketball court
4 years ago
A field where you can play basketball
4 years ago
You don't know shit about sports huh.
4 years ago
we call it field in Germany :(
4 years ago
and they call ovens -final solution devices
4 years ago
Ok, this brings up a stupid point to me, We, (In America) have Federal court, Superior Court, Municipal court, family court, county court, divorce court, drug/alchohol court, Traffic court, Basketball court, Tennis court, Badminton court and maybe some others that I have forgotten about But my point is; If , In the case of e breaking the law, and subsequently having to go to "Court", Why is it that We, as a people cannot choose witch Court we wish to be tried in because I figure if I was to say kill somebody I would much rather put myself in the hands of the line judge in Tennis court to decide my fate than say the line judge in Badminton.. Those guys can be real pricks..
4 years ago
you could put that joke in a cracker
4 years ago
except it's shit
4 years ago
oh and too long
4 years ago
You done?..
4 years ago
yeah. Done in 3 sentences, Take notes
4 years ago
I'm Impressed,..
4 years ago
I really am..
4 years ago
Fucktard..
4 years ago
Worked for me too..
4 years ago
then again. I see you strategically omitted full stops/periods so technically you're done in once sentence. I stand defeated
4 years ago
I never would have know it was a long assed piece of drawl otherwise
4 years ago
Hood package.

Smoke weed, play basketball and eat fried chicken all day..sounds like paradise.
4 years ago
Will there be kool aid though?
4 years ago
What am i saying..of course there will be kool aid.
4 years ago
just grape drank dummy..and regular visits from the PD
4 years ago
There better be koolade.
4 years ago
dont you stfu me .boy
4 years ago
I'd go with the dug package, at least I wouldn't have to worry about sexual advances.... and we could play makeover!
4 years ago
but dildos and sex toys at the straight house :o
4 years ago
well you probably should wash them before but still
4 years ago
see you there jb ;)
4 years ago
oh no sexual advances. I'll take the jrob
4 years ago
You keep thinking that Jen....
* DangerousDug rings his hands in anticipation *
4 years ago
are they gold rings?
4 years ago
rings on men is kinda gay ;(
4 years ago
especially wedding rings
4 years ago
of course, nothing attracts sluts like a man wearing a wedding ring....
4 years ago
I always wear my wedding ring.... too hard to keep all the bitches off of me otherwise
4 years ago
heh/ dug thinks his bitch dont cheat on him
4 years ago
i thought at least jenbirdy wants to live with me : ( : (
4 years ago
nobody wants the jrob package :'(
4 years ago
maybe they have diabetes and are scared of the chocolate
4 years ago
youre robably right
4 years ago
I would be scared of the night rape.
4 years ago
I would have picked you man, but I wouldn't want to get knocked up from the daily sex parties ..... ;\
4 years ago
*shit on
*scat parties
4 years ago
that too..... I didn't see vagisil on the list ;/
4 years ago
The baby oil really threw me off from choosing the jrob package over the jawz package.
4 years ago
jrobs head has been altered to an oval....fake..his head is a near perfect circle
4 years ago
jrobs face has a part time job as a do not enter sign
4 years ago
when jrobs head goes near black people it gets used as a basketball
4 years ago
I always thought jrob was layed by a chicken by his oval face
4 years ago
jrobs head played wilson in "casr away"
4 years ago
and you know how blu-tac just goes missing? All of those pieces were collected to create dugs face
4 years ago
you guys' words are hurtful
4 years ago
*helpful
4 years ago
jrob was nearly killed by a drunk john mcenroe because he thought jrobs head was a tennis ball
4 years ago
you cant make this stuff up
4 years ago
eggs-actly
4 years ago
apart from dugs heads, which is made up off stuff
4 years ago
Where's my package GG? What? you think no woman would like to be tied up, horrified, humiliated, Anally fisted, and then treated to a very nice homecooked meal and a sensual massage??
4 years ago
Jen.. little help here..
4 years ago
mmh if you like straight sex parties the straight package might be interesting for you, if you like massages you can take the nazi package ;)
4 years ago
Jawz hands down. He's cool as fuck plus I get all the free weed and fast food and big booty bitches I want. Dug is lame.
4 years ago
I go for the small ass women.... you wouldn't like them ezo
4 years ago

jrob2020
my anaconda dont want none if you aint got buns hun
2 minutes agoreport spam | like | 1 likes | stfu
4 years ago
there we go
4 years ago
* jrob2020 pretends this never happened *
4 years ago
/me jingles keys at jrob
4 years ago
package #2 does have the superior smoking selection
4 years ago
I'm just thankful there's no tr package.
4 years ago
Everything would be borrowed.
4 years ago
the tr package would be all the encyclopedias you can eat and all the poker you can watch.
4 years ago
You'll get:

tr_willk
rubix's cube lessons
dumpster vittles
a solid tent with stolen wifi
old sticky porn magazines
4 years ago
plus hot babes
4 years ago
pre stickied porn magazines?!?! by George, that's a sweet deal!
4 years ago
there's a place here that used to buy used porno mags...softcore only
4 years ago
he had to steal his own porn back
4 years ago
blergh
4 years ago
ironically, a guy that i knew who worked at the porno shop i ended up working at needed me to give him and his pregnant gf a ride so they could go sleep on the streets one easter...he gave me a box of porno mags and i took them right to broadway news and got $20 for the softcore mags...the hardcore stuff i just threw away.
4 years ago
LOL'ed my sides to infinity on Dush's comment.
4 years ago
Is there a gun safe in the Dug package?
4 years ago
probably not. there is a extra room for all weapons
4 years ago
Gonna have to get one.... AR15's don't fit in my gun cabinets for shit. I do have a big bank safe but not for guns.
4 years ago
my anaconda dont want none if you aint got buns hun
4 years ago
lol
4 years ago
think i put that comment in the wriong place :(
4 years ago
Well, I'll take the Dug package in that case, cause you don't wanna let me drink all that glorious shine and handle guns. no est mucho bueno.
4 years ago
lame
4 years ago
Face it jrob, Dug IS bringing more to the party than you are..
4 years ago
but i have weiner shaped foods....
4 years ago
I stand Corrected Sir..
4 years ago
Hood package for sure
4 years ago
You are forced into my package already possum .... it is in the contract
4 years ago
no
4 years ago
I will let you out of it.... there is no dope smokin' aloud at the Dangerousdug compound.
4 years ago
^^Buzzkill^^
4 years ago
You can drink as much as you want though on the bright side
4 years ago
except i wannna sub curling for basketball
4 years ago
curling.... that has to be like golf... more fun to play than to watch
4 years ago
Curling sounds like fun.. Drinking too..
4 years ago
i just like brooms
4 years ago
My lake rarely freezes over..... :(
4 years ago
I got it,hehe, combine Disc golf with Skeet shooting, We'll drink and think about the rules first..
4 years ago
Throw in a couple of strippers dancing in the garage and we got a deal AKA
4 years ago
Done,.. Now make with the shine..
4 years ago
true true possum you are part of dugs house he has the power of you xD
4 years ago
GG you should make a possum package, I'll take that one. I like his ideas on curling
4 years ago
Goin' with Jawz....chicken is delicious. <end file>
4 years ago
Iono man, Im debating on my package. I do love Dug's but that weed....NIGGA, I CAN'T pass up that weed.
4 years ago
start out as dug, kill jawz, take week.

bingo
4 years ago
Pro tip: don't have Boxlightener edit your subs.
4 years ago
i choose the black package
4 years ago
Damn you guys, i searched this topic. sealbasher only got only mentioned once
4 years ago
mako is freshies squeeze. seal is demoted to second.
4 years ago
i think me and dug are a tie for packages
4 years ago
nice try
4 years ago
um
4 years ago
hey awster - so you ready to dox?
4 years ago
inform me what that is.
4 years ago
protip - my real name is Mel
4 years ago
My girlfriends name is Mel.

how cute.
4 years ago
to bad phish has no record of you.
4 years ago
Did an illiterate fucking moron write this?
4 years ago
Also, I'll take the dug package since there is booze and guns to shoot stuff with.
4 years ago
out of that i choose the nazi package. for the weight training
4 years ago
jrob* Dicks*
4 years ago
Well I should had balanced them a little more, the hood package has a big advantage because of the weed, and the redneck because of the moonshine, guns and the house nigga possum.
4 years ago
seems no one want to get massaged by Sealbasher while watching gay porn on a 3D tv
4 years ago
If I had add drugs and lube at the Straight package this probably would be the first choice of you guys.
4 years ago
hey you wanna share a room with me and jrob ? in the straight mansion ?
4 years ago
if we steal some weed from jawz and some beer from Sealbasher Im totally in.
4 years ago
well i thought you added lube and drugs, but sure thing .. anyways nobody wants to go in sealbashers box, so when we steal the beer nobody will even notice
4 years ago
I'll stay on seal's island (queermuda) as long as everyday starts off with a bare knuckle,no holds barred fight
4 years ago
And seal has to grow his hair long.
4 years ago
Redneck package, all the way,shine & BBQ! Plus, Dugs house looks nice.
4 years ago
I guess id pick the redneck package, then use the guns to shoot dug and or make him my buttler.

Hehe....get it? BUTTler. Hahaha.

Anyway package 3 should be renamed the Wigger Pack and should mention the hip hop/rap being played 24/7.
4 years ago
hehehe got the buttler thing,
4 years ago
me not :(
4 years ago
or wait Butt xDDD butt is ass XDD
so buttler butt xDD
4 years ago
The Barret Package :
- You have to live in the sewer.
- You get infinite amounts of shrimp to eat.
- You can watch nothing but rape and tranny porn.
- Have to drink only Pepsi.
- A Conky doll follows you around.
4 years ago
can you make a fusion with the jrob package ? i want such concky doll :/
4 years ago
*- You spend your day meticulously editing gifs frame by frame in order of giving online people four minutes of entertainment.
4 years ago
Hey i just noticed you two Germans don't have pro, what the hell!?
Even Sealbasher has pro.
Do you guys want him to be better then you?
4 years ago
i want Barret Package!
4 years ago
i would be in on the barret package if it wasnt for the pepsi
4 years ago
sorry Jenbirdy but you are already part of a package you are tied on this.
4 years ago
well germans only go pro when they got a small penis
4 years ago
you thinking about buying lifetime pelmeni?
4 years ago
i sure do
4 years ago
* Jenbirdy glares at pelmeni *
4 years ago
:(
4 years ago
I'll strip for you mako, when you buy me lifetime
4 years ago
c'mon md.... you know you want to see pemeni naked.... ;/
4 years ago
what kind of grinding ratio should we expect here sir?
4 years ago
yeah seeing pelmeni naked is on my list of wants next to filing and documenting my nail clippings
4 years ago
I hope you mucho homo's appreciate what I go through
4 years ago
pelmeni, you would really make my day if you covered yourself with sardines and inserted a spatula into your rectum.....
4 years ago
doggystyle ?
4 years ago
knew it mako will like it
4 years ago
We can't wait until you go through puberty though.
4 years ago
step by step everything got its time :/
4 years ago
pleeeeaaaaaase!!!! :( you don't even have to show face, just a sign and fishy rectum with spatula is fine....
4 years ago
I hope you mean the flat part of the spatula
4 years ago
http://imgur.com/kVfbUxl
4 years ago
The mako package:
you get

my package
To have repeated sexual encounters with einrednatreb's wife
to watch me sleep at night
lots of meat
homework
your world view revised
LAN parties
to be nice to tr
4 years ago
What does any of that have to do with mako?
4 years ago
*and you get to pretend you're mako
4 years ago
watching him sleep sounds great
4 years ago
What a coincidence, i do all that stuff all the time.
4 years ago
mako is dead makodragon is the one true mako now,deal with it
4 years ago
rip mako

long live mako
4 years ago
Enticing but with the Brady package you'll get

-Pits fondled as you sleep
-A station wagon
-Real pit BBQ
-One of those old reel-mowers to cut the AstroTurf.
-A butchy maid
-A haunted tiki idol or whatever the feck it was
-Some johndenverlookinassniggachild
-Perms for all



4 years ago
*aids
4 years ago
That was the clencher
4 years ago
was that for my package? Cos you don't get aids in my package. I give lectures on sexual behavior.
4 years ago
The real life Mr Brady died from butt aids.
4 years ago
come for the maid, stay for teh aid
4 years ago
shit i forgot, you answer to lord barret


sorry lord barret
4 years ago
Hahaha.
4 years ago
drumrave package:
crippling alcoholism
broke
inflated self worth
whatever fast food
obesity
4 years ago
is there any pussy involved?
4 years ago
not in the drumrave package, unless you consider yourself a pussy
4 years ago
Is it just me or is Drum's self esteem more inflated than usual? This mod stuff must be going to his head.
4 years ago
I think that is all the fast food.
4 years ago
oh and you get something like 50gb of porn
4 years ago
Mako your question was just answered with a hand.
4 years ago
are you allowed to watch it alone?
4 years ago
my computer just froze on the second half of this picture...

at least I got to see beer. (inb4 dicks)
4 years ago
dugs
4 years ago
recover password