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Natural family planning

birth control the way god intended

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by squatface

submitted May 15th 2013

29 comments
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Who doesn't check their mucous?
5 years ago
* Einrednatreb raises his hand *
5 years ago
... I wasn't aware you had a cervix! Welcome to the club
5 years ago
yea, I have a cervex. I just let my wife keep it safe for me...
5 years ago
she keeps it safe alright. Nothing worse than my knob banging away it ever happens to it
5 years ago
What? You might want to put the bottle down while trying to type.
5 years ago
"Makodragons limp little whiskey dick bruised my cervix" said no one ever...
5 years ago
but the bottle fucking well did

said your slut wife
5 years ago
Reading your sentences is like trying to find words in alphabet soup
5 years ago
alphabet soup best always tried to write things and stuff
5 years ago
fucking well = totally
5 years ago
you mean alphabetti spagetti?

no wait alphbeten spaghetten
5 years ago
I thought this was "sweating to the oldies" for a second.
5 years ago
this makes me wanna move
5 years ago
same. To afghanistan
5 years ago
would the fat bitch at the right site
5 years ago
Hah!



yeah...what?
5 years ago
i hope none of them reproduce
5 years ago
should prevent it by killing them all
5 years ago
so the ultra-christy fucktards don't want to admit evolution, but then brag about scientific studies when it comes to family planning....

p.s. I don't think a single one of those fat nasty bitches has to worry about saying "not so fast"
5 years ago
Just gimme a BJ then.
5 years ago
What's in it for me?
5 years ago
A mouth full of cum
5 years ago
Deal.
5 years ago
Does every married woman in the US is a fatass?
5 years ago
lots of cankles in this yeah
5 years ago
Birth control the way god intended? Oh you mean anal
5 years ago
amen
5 years ago
No woman has gotten pregnant from a shit canal full of spunk. Human or other
FACT
5 years ago
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