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by Ardeau

submitted May 13th 2013

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on a related note: I haven't pooped in about 3 days. Til this morning. Got a massive rumble from the nethers, grabbed the 3ds, and crapped *I shit you not* a 6 pounds of turd. my god I feel lighter but possibly have an cerebral aneurysm from the high bp encountered by pushing out several logs of poo.
4 years ago
Good for you.
4 years ago
That sounds like a beaut queso! We need some pics tho, for investigative journalism.
4 years ago
Cheese everywhere...
4 years ago
rollo I'm exhausted about all the camwhoring poo subbing privileges we all take for granted. its just not funny to picture your own caca canole and put it here. We have grown in maturity and damnit our stature shall be upheld by not uploading low quality, substandard turd donkeys
4 years ago
until its a weird shade, glowing, on a dead animal/ hooker or I have prolapsed myself pushing out a dookie, then I'll sub it here.

go team shit
4 years ago
so...did you pull it out of the bowl and weigh it?..6 pounds is very specific.
4 years ago
it felt around 2 - 2 1/2 courics. so 6 pounds is an well estimated measurement.
4 years ago
FYI:
1 couric is the official metric mass measurement for meathole monkeys = 2.5 lbs
4 years ago
Define "weird shade"..
4 years ago
example: about a month ago I went on an Banshee tv season marathon and ate nothing but nothing but crunch berry cereal. I had polka dot poo for a week
4 years ago
All sounds normal to me,. Everyday brings a new surprise..
4 years ago
:)
4 years ago
I tend to look for variances in odor, I have been on a salad kick for a few weeks now and the other day I added some egg salad into the mix, well the combination egg salad, and black olives ( I put a hell of a lot on my salads) and Caesar salad dressing produces one the The most astronomicly pungent odors I have encountered in a long time, My nose actually starts running when I take a dump because of it..
4 years ago
If you want some Olympic standard odours. I can highly recommend slightly undercooked poached eggs. Eye wateringly stinky, before you even have to shit....
4 years ago
Yes they work well but you have to have a catalyst to truly activate them, Horseradish works wonders..
4 years ago
I just now watched this video, I wonder what raw human heart turd smells like?
* Akameldon struggles to remember.. *
4 years ago
...well, I'm just glad I don't bleed when I shit anymore.
4 years ago
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