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duck steals milk + happy end

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cute duck tries to steal some fresh and tasty milk some cute cat doesn't like that ends with a happy end

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by germanguy

submitted May 12th 2013

145 comments
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oh my
5 years ago
yeye baby animals are so flipping cute
5 years ago
bakedgewds its my birthday and all i want for my bday is to see your bewbs
5 years ago
it was my birthday a couple weeks ago and you didnt get me anything ;(
5 years ago
i wouldve posted wang pics for you if i knew :(
5 years ago
if you recall, her underage bewbs have already been here
5 years ago
worst bday evrar
5 years ago
*underage cleavage sort of
5 years ago
* jrob2020 sulks *
5 years ago
underage?
5 years ago
Thanks for making us all pedo's
5 years ago
it wasnt me who posted it, it was some weirdo who got my old myspace. i told yak and he deleted it. I dont think many people cept tr I guess saw it
5 years ago
yourre of age now though right?
5 years ago
im 20 now
5 years ago
*germanguy slides in* hello sugarbabe Im just 1 year older and I have a driver lizence and other cool stuff
5 years ago
its my day its been pretty rough a picture of your boobs would make it much better :)
5 years ago
mmh ok maybe tomorrow.
5 years ago
I guarantee whatever "rough day" you're having, mine has been worse. :P
5 years ago
sigh
5 years ago
i doubt it
5 years ago
oh darling, why don't you tell me exactly what happens I always have a open ear for women. *germanguy slowly moves away*
5 years ago
well regardless it's been a weird day.
5 years ago
I <3 ZOMBEE
5 years ago
I use this handle on pretty much every site I have an account for. And I has a boyfriend. I don't post bewbs 1) because he wouldn't like that. And 2) I don't want people searching "bakedgewds" and my tits popping up
5 years ago
2nd april *germanguy opens his 2013 fireworker calendar and writes down*
5 years ago
1, this is mucho. YOU fucked up not us. 2, fuck your boyfriend
5 years ago
not literally fuck him. He wouldnt know what to do.
5 years ago
i remember that one time when zombee came through
5 years ago
worst bday evar
5 years ago
today?
5 years ago
*germanguy takes possums tail in his mouth*
5 years ago
gg your bday is april 2nd?
5 years ago
no u
5 years ago
thats why I marked in my fireworker calender ;)
5 years ago
i was just trying to get us some tits ruiner
5 years ago
:o
5 years ago
i could post mine again
5 years ago
stilllove you bro no homo
5 years ago
I didn't fuck up MD. I don't WANT to post my tits. So I won't. Plus all of you are very confusing. It's like "Oh my god you're so ugly and fat but please show us boobies". :(
5 years ago
hole is hole
5 years ago
young boobies are best boobies
5 years ago
if youd show your tits wed leave you alone
5 years ago
ask jene
5 years ago
no you would move on to something else to nitpick me about
5 years ago
It never ends with you people
5 years ago
have i ever nitpicked you?
5 years ago
it's what we do, sorry
5 years ago
ok possum tell us when you where born befor I close my fireworker calender ;)
5 years ago
april fool
5 years ago
Agreed possum.. RIP ELAG.
5 years ago
too late, gg -april 1st
5 years ago
so you are one day younger than jrob :O
5 years ago
Its a condition BG.
5 years ago
um
5 years ago
give or take a decade or so, guy
5 years ago
happy worst birthday ever Jrob!
5 years ago
let me guess how old you are. Possum looks like around 40
jrob looks very young and tasty 25-30 I would say.
dug is maybe 45, Sealbasher is like 24
5 years ago
would all
5 years ago
thanks jen
* jrob2020 hangs head *
5 years ago
im 33 gg
5 years ago
not in my dreams.
5 years ago
haha
5 years ago
BG would it make any difference if we all said you were pretty? No it wouldnt.

Anyway they are called jokes. We arent all talking to you for your benefit. Don't post your tits, it;s fine, but that's not gonna stop us asking for what makes you most interesting to us
5 years ago
possum wanna sub a music vid?
5 years ago
I don't think anyone here is joking about her being ugly Mako.
5 years ago
You think you boyfriends loves you for you affection for animals? lol
5 years ago
the old adage: It's funny cos it's true
5 years ago
jrob, is it your bday irl today? Today is my birthday.
5 years ago
Well if you appreciated me I might be more inclined to give boobies! :(
5 years ago
noo but happy bday to you!
5 years ago
jk but really
5 years ago
*germanguy jumps into the thread fastly hugs squaface and runs away*
5 years ago
you guys are dicks
5 years ago
Its also funny in that 'being grossed out by 1 guy 1 jar' kinda way.
5 years ago
maybe you should appreciate us princess
5 years ago
gonna sleep gn ♥
5 years ago
Happy birthday sticker guy.
5 years ago
bg even jene got respect after subbing a titty puc
5 years ago
* Jones lays out some possum music video bait *

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGNllvQpnDA
5 years ago
ias hoping possum would sub one cause it might distract people from ine
5 years ago
mine...
5 years ago
dicks cos we don't give a fuck about some random slut? Get the fuck off your high horse cupcake
5 years ago
i was*
5 years ago
* jrob2020 shoots self in the face *
5 years ago
yeah, jene had to quit because her dood got all mad that she was getting so much attention here...he told her, "it's much or me, baby!" and she made the wrong choice....
5 years ago
Damn, you're laying into her harder than Akameldon lays into your mother.
5 years ago
Er.. md.. I meant dicks in general. Not just to me. So how baout you get off your pedestal and stop assuming you know everything. Mucho is full of dicks. Every thread eventually turns into some kind of drama about tr, dug, or punky.
5 years ago
heh what a naive mind you have. Maybe you should fuck off if you dont consider yourself part of the collective of "dicks"
5 years ago
When did I say I wasn't a dick?
5 years ago
I don't know, but you've made it pretty clear that you're an idiot.
5 years ago
then what's your fucking contention again?
5 years ago
everyone tries to be a troll in some way. the only genuinely funny people are possum, gg, and I get a kick out of seal sometimes too. everyone else is just.. too try hard-y. jrob and toaster are pretty cool too
5 years ago
Wow. That hurts.
5 years ago
ohhh we didnt please you? Sorry my princess
5 years ago
* makodragon puts an arm around vomitcircus *
5 years ago
why am i sposed to sub a vid again?
5 years ago
you see what you did?
5 years ago
Does anyone have a form I can fill out about this?
5 years ago
YOLO
5 years ago
here vomit: it's the give a shit form 1a
5 years ago
lol sorry VC.. I don't see your comments that much. :(
5 years ago
hahaha
5 years ago
anyway, off to organize my CDs for a bit now
5 years ago
Ah, possum survived his moldy beer, whatever made you drink that stuff anyway?
5 years ago
Barret, its possum.
5 years ago
It's not about quantity, it's quality. I wish some other members would understand that.
5 years ago
Oh yeah, how was the hangover?
5 years ago
"Hmmm moldy beer? It can't be that different from acid"
/possum gargles
5 years ago
I for one would consider it a punishment not to get my daily dose of vom puns.
5 years ago
* Barret Ha-Ha-Acid gif links *
5 years ago
well, wow - i just re-found my Pure Moods CD!...i might have to sub something from it
5 years ago
Hey now... I'm not a troll
5 years ago
you cunt lmfao you have soiled my poor brain with you vile gay porn :(
5 years ago
said its with happy end
btw happy april fool XDDD
5 years ago
sorry your not a cunt i was just in shock still at the time
5 years ago
*germanguy hugs and touches methoxetamines nose*
5 years ago
i was waiting for the cat to rip the head off the duck thats the happy ending i was waiting for then what do i get 10 seconds of cock swallowers going at it like dogs
5 years ago
thanks i think german guy . slowly backs away into the corner
5 years ago
*germanguiy slowly follows naked*
5 years ago
* jrob2020 folows with video camera *
5 years ago
now look it say one way only for a reason german guy im sorry but its out of bounds
5 years ago
am i about to get gay raped ?
5 years ago
? Im not gay...
5 years ago
so just good old raped then ?
5 years ago
I like men but Im not gay
5 years ago
ok so your bi then ?
5 years ago
u are
5 years ago
no i like the lady's sorry german guy :)
5 years ago
but why are you continuously flirting with me?
5 years ago
am i ? fuck sorry dude was not meaning to lol
5 years ago
Well Im already a little turned on so keep on going.
5 years ago
you sod lol
5 years ago
im going to bed night german guy thanks for making me lol and smile
5 years ago
*germanguy fast waves*
5 years ago
fastly* grr adverbs
5 years ago
That cat is suffering from quacktose intolerance.
5 years ago
* L0RD_QU3S0 destroys the uv button for usage of Sandstorm in the video *
5 years ago
Oh is that what they call that position.
5 years ago
I would've went full retard if they played Caramelldansen
5 years ago
* Slow claps *
5 years ago
DAT SANDSTORRRMMMM
5 years ago
blonky
5 years ago
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