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Tarzan

I'm so going to hell for laughing and you are too.

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by eskimoes

submitted April 20th 2006

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I didn't laugh, not a damn bit
12 years ago
warning: do not watch this, not funny AT ALL. i didnt even smirk. just some kid with problems lipsynching a david hasselhoff song or some shit. not even CLOSE to funny.
12 years ago
i guess youd have to be retarded to make this
12 years ago
so good i guess it needed an encore
12 years ago
As retarded as he looked?
12 years ago
<font color=red>he looked like hed be a pretty chill kid. oh and its so not funny, there should be a new word for it.
12 years ago
He looks like Drew Carey.
12 years ago
.......................................riiiiight.
12 years ago
wow, i dint laugh at all either.
12 years ago
its a good song.
12 years ago
well for one thing he is not retarded just seems he was born physicaly challenged not mentaly challenged (though his choice of song makes me question my observation)! He could chose a better song though david hasslhof seems too faggety to be lipsynced too .lol
12 years ago
how is that funny? i didn't smile one bit.
12 years ago
Take your clip and shove in your anus, eskimoes.
12 years ago
my sentiments exactly johnny
12 years ago
The neckless retard was so popular he got an encore performance at muchosucko? A repost within a second day, that'll be pretty tought to beat.
12 years ago
sounded more like Phil Collins to me! anyways not funny in the slightest.
12 years ago
WTF? David Hasselhoff song? Does Hasselhoff even sing? How the fuck can you get David Hasselhoff and Phil Collins mixed up? Honestly? What the hell? I think that song was when he was with Genesis. I'm very saddened with this video, and the comments after it. Sad.
12 years ago
i didnt think it was funny, I thought he did pretty good.
12 years ago
unfortunately, David Hasselhoff IS a recording artist, however his stuff was typically only released in Europe, he actually was pretty successful, and, he has 8 full albums :(
12 years ago
it's only a physical deformity. there's nothing wrong with him mentally, and i'm sure he doesn't want any of your pity.
12 years ago
TIMMY!!!
12 years ago
hope the short bus losses control and runs him over while he's waiting for it
12 years ago
fetal alcohol syndrome is terrific!
this wasnt funny. mesmerizing, but not funny.
12 years ago
fake.
12 years ago
How is that not funny? He looks like a chameleon, both his eyes aim in opposite directions. Makes ya wanna thump him on the head to see if the machine comes up cherries...
12 years ago
I thought he did pretty good too.. Good lipsyncing and got every word right including how long the words went for and everything.

So he doesn't have a neck and is physically deformed, so what? Theres nothing really funny about this.

Also you know you've stooped to a new low when your making jokes about people who have it significantly harder than you, Nice job guys.

Oh and for those saying "Come on its muchosucko", that doesn't change your comments and even if you're on a "Best insult you can come up with about physically deformed people" forum your comment is still stupid and tasteless.

Thats all.
12 years ago
Xeno, you make a good point, but allow me to retort:

Go fuck yourself with a curling iron.
12 years ago
we have a few hasslehoff music videos on here... i quite recommend them.
12 years ago
Eyegore Frodrick!
12 years ago
Eskimos, not only did u copy it from entensity.net you also used the same caption that they used. use some creativity u fucking milli-vanilli
12 years ago
david hasselhoff is a genius. I was feeling down one day and I came across one of his music videos:
http://www.wimp.com/feeling/

brightened my entire life up.
i am stapling my dick to my chair as we speak.
12 years ago
when he starts balancing on his bike, i feel like life is worth living once again.
12 years ago
OMG ESKIMOS YOU ***STOLE*** THIS FROM A THIEF!!!
unfortunately you didn't actually post this from entensity if i remember right, because most of entensity's links are fucking BROKEN so I delete them as they come in.

and iloseatlife try linking to things on the site here THX.... considering we have the largest collection of david hasslehoff propaganda in the universe.
12 years ago
Oh come on the first bit were he wobbles about before singing is funny. Bet he's still a better singer than the 'hoff'.
12 years ago
here iloseatlife, use this link: http://www.muchosucko.com/link10416.html

that's the hooked on a feeling song, but at least being loyal to mucho :P
12 years ago
I must admit to smiling, but only because this guy was enjoying himself regardless of his problems. Coupland do you know any mentally handicapped or physically handicapped people? I doubt it if you did you would not find this funny at all.
12 years ago
Gotta say I'm with xeno on this one. I'm as capable of laughing at retards as the next guy and it's obviously what muchosucko is all about. Difference with this video is its not even funny. For me personally I can't come up with a good reason to ridicule this guy. He seems well-meaning enough, not just an attention whore, and did a pretty good job. Then again a lot of MS members have a sense of humour that will find anything unusual worth making fun of or laughing at. Coupland it would do you good to have a mentally retarded dribbling idiot son. Like your parents did.
12 years ago
I dont know about you but i thought it was pretty funny... the way he starts dancing when the music comes out was pretty hilarious...

btw... mucho sucko has always been my favorite site... its better than all the other ones out there... but thats just my opinion
12 years ago
ive only been to 2 other sites... i never went back after discovering this one
12 years ago
Easy on the PC, self-righteous, pro halfling rhetoric you granola eating mother fuckers. If you think posting this video is out of line and not within the bounds of this site then stop whoring your pretty mouth to pay for the internet connection. Everything and anything is postable! This isn't the first retard to be posted on the site and if Snivvle has anything to say about it, it won't be the last. Furthermore, for those of you who still need your baby bottle warmed which choose to maintain no-neck joe's mental integrity, look at his choice of friggin T-shirt. Even Spongebob is trying to escape from his drool covered tomb! Scroll down to "Sweet Talk" from yesterday's posts, or go to http://www.muchosucko.com/link12550comments.html for more epiphany's on this matter...
12 years ago
for fuck's sake, that's phil collins, not hasselhoff
12 years ago
See...i feel for that kid, he has a lot to go through in his life, and has to deal with people that see him as something different so they decide to make fun of him
12 years ago
and deptofRedundancydept....i expect this from this web page, and expect even more from it, but i choose what i want to watch and i dont bitch about what is posted, it is not my place and everyone has the right to post pretty much what ever they want
12 years ago
I don't eat fucking granola, I hate people who are PC. I am not offended, either, but I DO fucking think that this video is fucking boring, and any small-minded idiot who tries to make me laugh at it with him, is a moron. STOP being so fucking butt-hurt, and don't even try to say it's cuz he is disabled.I don't like it, cuz it SUCKS.
12 years ago
why do you feel for him? His life is better than 70% of others in the world. He is clearly from a developed country, has shelter, is clearly well fed, can afford a video camera, or is in the custody of someone who can (and for whatever reason makes it available to the whims and whiticisms of those online) and is in a financial position to be a victim of Spongebob marketing. His ascribed attributes are what makes you pity him. I, for better or worse and in the name of hillarity, choose not to ignore them in favour of his more aimiable qualities such as the ability to lip-sync well. I am left to judge the person I see in the video, I don't intend to follow him through the rest of his days mocking him at every turn, unless of course he becomes a recurring character on Mucho, which thanks to the repost is likely to come to fruition... Everyone deserves to be made fun of as long as nobody acts on any outrageous threats. At the risk of ranting, Mucho is a forum for the opinions of the uninformed and educated alike, the variety is what makes it entertaining.
12 years ago
david hasslehoff? try phil collins.
12 years ago
yea he has all that going for him... you do too but i would be willing to bet $100 that you still feel like ur life is shit some times and still get depressed from time to time. imagine that everytime you go somewhere people stare at you, little kids ask whats wrong with him? no matter what that kid is going to have a tough life. The reason is what i said above, or what is probably the worste is the opposite which is someone always asking if he needs help. The thing that needs to be done for people in his situation is to treat them normal. AND NO you are not, b/c i will guarantee that there is ALOT more lip sync people out there thats videos are this boring and the reason they are not on it is b/c they are not disabled.
12 years ago
Flint, your sentiment is appreaciated but he is not normal and nobody is. The video was entertaining because he is different, and for both his choice of song and attire. Since his video is available on this site, he will be the subject of my contemptless ridicule!
12 years ago
So now we know what happened to the Numa Numa kid.
12 years ago
check comment 16, feels so good to be right! :)
12 years ago
Dept, believe it or not the only thing I noticed was I thought he was slouched over at first. The second thing I noticed was he was havin' a ball performing. The last thing I thought about was that he was disabled. And furthermore, no ridicule comes from my end because there's nothing to complain about. It's simply a little kid, with a good mind, havin' a blast with his camcorder and an mp3 player, or whatever that was. He could very well get more out of this than you're giving him credit for, believe me, I've seen lipsynchers go a LONG way off of simple vids done up and slapped on the net.
12 years ago
The fact that this vid is called "Tarzan" made me chuckle a little bit
12 years ago
Nice spongebob shirt
10 years ago
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