points: 11

He is risen

featuredgeek

by smerf

submitted May 3rd 2013

68 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
He is risen
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comments (68)
He is me.
4 years ago
You are not Morgan Freeman
4 years ago
Liquid Helium is the coldest substance on earth..... Just sayin
4 years ago
no music vid?

* possum DVs *
4 years ago
Don't DV just because you don't SCIENCE
4 years ago
Well your UV was cause you and smerf are bumping uglies. Doing the nasty. Making babies.Having sexy time. Playing hide the German sausage. Riding the bus to tuna town. Buttering the biscuit. Attack on the pink fortress. The freaky mcnasty. Making whoopie. Having relations. Fucking. Sticking pee pee in the vagina.
4 years ago
I've only made freaky mcnasty with one mucho member and it wasn't smerf.

* TheAllMightyToaster this is the thanks I get for sharing a pic of my ass with this guy *
4 years ago
Wait you did what?
* thatdude420 goes to check mail *
4 years ago
yeah see, you didn't even check your fucking mail!

* TheAllMightyToaster why even try *
4 years ago
Making the beast with two back, heels to jesus, making 20 toes, doing the horizontal mambo,
4 years ago
WOW is all i got to say. DAMN. Mybad i didn't think you would lol. No one really sends me anything so i don't really check it.
4 years ago
Cue a bunch of muchoers posting their email addresses in 3... 2... 1...
4 years ago
I bet fucking Queso never checked his email either
4 years ago
Probably not.
4 years ago
I know Smerf didn't bother checking his phone!
4 years ago
IT WAS ON SILENT
4 years ago
excuses and you guys wonder why we can't have nice things
4 years ago
Oh hell, I know exactly why we can't have nice things
4 years ago
silent but deadly
4 years ago
Is it because a majority of the site would pawn them for drugs :(
4 years ago
I use to check my mucho mail but stop cause i figured i wouldn't get anything. Mybad toaster.
4 years ago
My cellphone is not deadly.
4 years ago
Welp, those will be the last of those!
4 years ago
:(
4 years ago
* smerf was trying to collect the whole set... *
4 years ago
That was hot i have to say. That shit makes me want to check my Mucho mail everyday lol.
4 years ago
I check my muchomail most days of the week now. Mainly because I have fuck all to do at work.
4 years ago
I have five things sent to me in my Mucho mail. One welcoming me to mucho mail and the other ones are from Barret, jrob, jawz and now toaster.
4 years ago
* TheAllMightyToaster has no muchomail *
4 years ago
i kept getting stuff from Jones, but only because his email was hacked and sending spam.
4 years ago
* TheAllMightyToaster realizes they now have my real name ._. *
4 years ago
ruh roh!
4 years ago
I will never tell.
4 years ago
I'm not too worried really. Stalkers can be fun
4 years ago
It depends some stalkers can be creepy and scary. I heard some storys about stalkers. This girl i know use to have a stalker that would mail her his cum. And also use to send her video on her phone of him choking himself and jerking off to pictures of her then cutting himself. true story.
4 years ago
Sounds pretty hot to me, what was her issue?
4 years ago
Well he use to show up at her house always drunk trying to get in and she wouldn't let him. Threaten to call the cops if he didn't leave. And one day he broke her door down cause she wouldn't let him in. This dude was big bodybuilder big. Another time he grab her threw her down got on top of her and said now what. So she grabbed this big ashtray she has shaped like a skull and hit him over the head. She said the dude was bleeding and said to her that shit didn't hurt. Then said im bored and left.
4 years ago
He doesn't bother her anymore. He use to call her on her birthday but last year didn't call her. So i think he finally gave up.
4 years ago
How else is he supposed to show her he cares?
4 years ago
yea he cared a little to much lol.
4 years ago
I think most women have a crazy stalker story any way. When I was in high school I had an apartment with my sister. One of her friends (who had been in jail for cutting a guys arm off with a machete no less) stalked me for a bit. Aint, no thang. If I could handle it at 16 I think I could handle it now.
4 years ago
where do you fuckers live? The congo?
4 years ago
I never understood why someone stalks a person. If a chick doesn't like me then oh well.There are plenty other woman out there.
4 years ago
toaster, check your email
4 years ago
* squatface throws a bouncy ball around in his empty mucho inbox. *
4 years ago
i thought carbon was the creator of the universe
4 years ago
*yak
4 years ago
But it doesn't make the stars shine.
4 years ago
And carbon is lacking in nobility.
4 years ago
Hydrogen is more abundant than helium. And hydrogen runs stars. As hydrogen levels go down nuclear fusion occurs to produce helium, then heavier elements until iron than the core collapses and the star explodes (if it's big enough) then all f those elements hit us. Yay we're stardust.
4 years ago
you know, i was thinking that earlier, professor proton...i believe the line is, "where hydrogen is built into helium at temperatures of millions of degrees."
4 years ago
Shut up.
4 years ago
if that's all you've got, pal, then you should hit the books some more
4 years ago
* jrob2020 gives ezo a swirlee and tr an atomic wedgie *
4 years ago
jokes on you...there's nothing like an unfurnished basement for the ultimate in comfort
4 years ago
im ucomfortable with the thought of an knickerless tr
4 years ago
*uncomfortable
4 years ago
In the past 12 hours tr has professed to both live in an unfurnished basement, and have a collection of user's bhole pics...
4 years ago
poor dush :(
give him a minute to catch up guys
4 years ago
want to see that collection, dush?

and, if you really want to check out my unfurnished basement, we could add one more bhole to that collection.
4 years ago
am i sensing love in the air here ?
4 years ago
probably just a fart
4 years ago
* TheAllMightyToaster lives in a furnished basement *


awwwhh yeah
4 years ago
Stars fusion Helium too, but it's usually at the end of their life. I think that's when it hits the Red Giant stage or something.
4 years ago
it should be hydrogen not helium. hydrogen fuses into helium within a star
4 years ago
and us humans are born and are the most fucked up things in the universe..
4 years ago
Just posted this above, but yeah that's just for the first half of a star's life. Once it runs out of Hydrogen, it starts fusing the Helium too.
4 years ago
* possum subs *
4 years ago
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