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Ata Boy!

This bizarre looking thing is "Ata the humanoid", a mummified corpse found in the Atacama Desert ten years ago. It's strange appearance led to many calling it an "alien", claiming it as proof that extraterrestrials have visited Earth. Well, it's finally been submitted to a battery of tests and the results show it to be fully human. DNA analysis has even managed to pinpoint the location and nationality of its mother. The results do suggest that it was once alive and human, not a hoax, and so asks more questions than they answer. The bone analysis suggests that this is not a fetus, but a child between the ages of 6-8. The specimen has just ten ribs (as opposed to 12), is just six inches long and has severe facial deformities. These symptoms do not match up to any known genetic disorder and experts have no idea how such a severely deformed and tiny child could have lived to age six.

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by TheAllMightyToaster

submitted May 1st 2013

58 comments
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comments (58)
I count 12 ribs.
4 years ago
Well, science doesn't agree with you!
4 years ago
* TheAllMightyToaster goes to count ribs *
4 years ago
Well, I can't math. But I can science.
4 years ago
I count 14
4 years ago
The uppermost rib is covered in poo...and therefor doesn't count.
4 years ago
I'm seeing 18
4 years ago
Total Bullshit.. Just say'n..
4 years ago
you're yanking me right ?
4 years ago
No, I'm bullshitting you..
4 years ago
I'm gonna need Dr. yaks scientific explanation on this before I can either upvote or downvote.
4 years ago
If it makes you feel better I got it from I Fucking Love Science :/
4 years ago
The top right picture actually looks like what the skeletal remains of Beavis would look like..
4 years ago
I wonder if it's teriyaki or hickory flavored
4 years ago
my money's on hickory
4 years ago
Fuck, a tiny ass person like that at age 6? Incredible.
4 years ago
I'm still going with it being an alien. Government is obviously trying to cover it up.
4 years ago
Have we ruled out Brownies? You know, like in Willow?
4 years ago
This is a complete hoax
4 years ago
The guy claiming all this shit won't allow his work to be peer-reviewed.
4 years ago
Easiest child birth ever.
4 years ago
You could sneeze that out.
4 years ago
obviously its one of those dried apricot people
4 years ago
Nice post, Toaster. I'm a huge Steven Greer fan. By the way, TAT..where's your "Steven Greer" tag? Even though Steven didn't discover Ata, he brought it into the light. Steven G. is my new "Steve Jobs".
4 years ago
Even though he seems kinda creepy...Dr Steven Greer's quote is spot on. 8)

" it isn't about the end of the world, it's about the end of an old and corrupt 'order'-in the world…and the beginning of an entirely new civilization on earth…and that civilization on earth will be one..that has pre-energy, abundance, social justice, and interplanetary capabilities."
4 years ago
shut up punky you sheep
4 years ago
MD!!!!!!
4 years ago
What's up, you wanker!
4 years ago
I was thinking about you earlier, MD....with all due respect..
4 years ago
that's not very nice
4 years ago
ahhh..haha...
4 years ago
I played hookie today. I called outta work. IT WAS AWSOME.
4 years ago
*awesome
4 years ago
what do you do?
4 years ago
milk cows.
4 years ago
you must be good at it, you're milking this thread
4 years ago
meh..whatever.
4 years ago
I guess I should shorten my comments for you, MD. Sorry to put you out, broseph. 8P
4 years ago
inb4 just don't comment at all, punky.
4 years ago
You're not putting me out, you just need to go to chat if you wanna ramble on
4 years ago
Nice Facebook post
4 years ago
Lovespray will have something to say about this. I can't believe he's absent at the moment. Creepy.
4 years ago
I can't believe you're still on this site.



* smerf considers contacting the hitmen and asking them what's taking so fucking long. *
4 years ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!

You're such a comedienne/commodeian, smerf. Now kindly fuck off.
4 years ago
"commodeian"

heh
4 years ago
maybe he means toilet humor?
4 years ago
Somebody just didn't want this kid and left it to die in the desert.
4 years ago
After using their shrink ray gun?
4 years ago
As usual you have absolutely no idea what you're talking about you senile old cunt
4 years ago
Remember the sub with that old ching chong bitch who farted out that dead baby that had been in there for ages and went all hard and shit? Maybe some beaner shat out a six year old fetus
4 years ago
Not only are you onto something, but I must say that you sir, are quite the wordsmith.
4 years ago
An exceptionally eloquent linguist.
4 years ago
Fuck off
4 years ago
^cunning, even
4 years ago
The galaxy is on orion's belt
3 years ago
Predator would have been a totally different film with this little mite hunting Arnie!
3 years ago
Nice baby pics Oster
3 years ago
real
2 years ago
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