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Just a lawn gnome and his MURRICA ducks!

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by JAWZ88

submitted April 30th 2013

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Just a lawn gnome and his MURRICA ducks!
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Um, they are Geese, just sayin....
5 years ago
i've always wanted to eat goose, just saiyin
5 years ago
geese, ducks, swans, quails..FUCK EM!
5 years ago
i have eaten quail eggs
5 years ago
my life's goal is to eat over 100 different animal species
5 years ago
How many different ones have you had so far? I've had..

1. Gator jerky
2. Venison
3. Snake heart (fucken weird)
4. turtle
5. rabbit
6. Bison hamburger
5 years ago
1.Pigeon
2.Ostrich
3.Kangaroo
4.Rabbit (awesome)
5.Shark
6.
5 years ago
6. should have been Mutton, a much overlooked but very cheap & tasty meat.
5 years ago
well aside from the normal pig, chicken, cow, and about two dozen types of fish i've also eaten
1.venison
2.rabbit legs
3.frogs legs
4.crickets
5.buffalo steaks and burgers
6.grasshopper
7.snake meat
8.opossum
9.quail eggs
10.duck
11.dog
12. iguana (on a dare)
13.ostrich
5 years ago
You ate a Dog? Dude!
5 years ago
oh and
14.sheep
15. goat
5 years ago
its not like it was mine
5 years ago
and i once swallowed a fly
5 years ago
Yeah, i forgot goat, had some awesome goat curries!
5 years ago
* dwhill05 puts on the monty python undertakers sketch *
5 years ago
i'm saving that for #100
5 years ago
Yeah, I had some Jamaican jerk goat with rice and veggies. The shit was amazing.

Btw, how the fuck did you come up on some dog meat? Ive always wanted to taste that shit.
5 years ago
it was bongwater said he ate dog, man's best friend.
5 years ago
i used to date this Korean chick, and her family had me over for one of their holidays, they had two adult females and 1 male huskies or something that looked similar... and they bred them to eat the puppies, my then gf said they were way more tender as pups...anyway it was kinda horrifying the way her, her mom, and her grandma picked up the pups right as i was playing with them, killed them and cooked them, but if i didn't know any better i would of thought it was just general tsao's chicken tbh
5 years ago
LOL! Wow, thats crazy. Zero fucks given when its food.
5 years ago
1. bathroom sink
2. a fraggle
3. tacks and mayonnaise
4. ross dress for less shirt tag
5. apathy
6. high octane ethanol.
5 years ago
Weird how no one here has had chicken, fish, or beef.....
5 years ago
uhhh yeah, i mentioned them first but didn't list them because they are boring.
5 years ago
Cow
Pig
Chicken
Duck
Pheasant
Ostrich
Bison
Rabbit
Mullusk
Human
Insect
Deer
Squirrel
Racoon
Your mom's cunt
Quail
Yer dad's ass
Zebra
Yak
5 years ago
These are just the ones I can think of, and not including the massive number of fish species.

Cattle
pig
chicken
duck
quail
pheasant
ostrich
bison
buffalo
rabbit
clam
oyster
mussel
Those worms found in bottles of mezcal
House fly
Deer
elk
moose
goat
sheep
king crab
rock crab
softshell crab
lobster
sea urchin
ants
squid
octopus
shrimp
prawns
crayfish/crawdad
wild boar
rattlesnake
alligator
Woman
5 years ago
impressive,
a few of those i accidentily omitted from my list... i guess the ol' memory just ain't what it used to be
5 years ago
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's not a complete list, but I'll be damned if I can remember them all.
5 years ago
Would like to see the brave person that put that shit on the Geese! They are mean motherfuckers!
5 years ago
Yes, but smart too.. http://muchosucko.com/111905/what-happens-when-Michelle-Obama-tries to cross-Canadian border..
5 years ago
Fuck me i bet that guys got a few stories kekekeke
5 years ago
goose goes good along with red wine in the gravy
5 years ago
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