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The snake ate WHAT?

Holy shit, and I thought the egg movie was impressive.

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by Jesse0986

submitted April 16th 2006

22 comments
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I was going to say something along the same lines as Snivvle, but I don't wish to be seen agreeing with this monstrosity.

So instead, I'm just gonna say fuck you Snivvle, nearly everyone I know has seen a snake eat a hippo firsthand. It's like a daily thing.
12 years ago
So... what do you give a Boa to induce vomiting? And why bother? If you're going to let the snake live, let it digest it's food. It's not like the little porker's gonna get up and run home to momma.

Too bad they didn't make up for it by feeding it Sniv.
12 years ago
^ Yeah I wanna know how they make a snake vomit. Seems like a good survival tactic to know next time you and your buddies take that weekend camping trip to the congo.


12 years ago
that was one hell of a shit.
12 years ago
I didn't know Snivvle hid inside snake bellies. Yes snivvle, I'm calling you a hippo you stupid bitch.
12 years ago
Fuck you Snivvle, we hate you.
12 years ago
Shit!! No way!! thats that niggers fat mama.
12 years ago
I can't remember exactly the defensive mechanism for a snake when its being harrassed when its too full to move but I think that might be why it threw it up, to make sure it could deal with the threat.

Or it decided human was better.
12 years ago
chairmen that is correct, when snakes are threatened and have recently eaten, they regurgitate the meal in order to defend itself.

I remember seeing this on an English news site once, the reason they were harassing it, is because they thought the snake had consumed a human.
12 years ago
*chairman :-o
12 years ago
That is not a hippo but a wallaby. I can't believe I ate the whole thing.
12 years ago
"u cant say shit to that."

Oh I can.

I say shit to that sentence of yours.

End.
12 years ago
If snakes do regurgitate food in order to defend itself, isn't it highly vunerable when doing it? I mean, by the time it got that hippo back out, most people would have whacked it with the Big StickĀ® a couple hundred times.
12 years ago
lol @ GeneralCHA0S

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"I remember seeing this on an English news site once, the reason they were harassing it, is because they thought the snake had consumed a human. "

that was a human. his name is andy milonakis.
12 years ago
yeah but usually their meal isnt of that proportions ;)
12 years ago
*those
12 years ago
I see you guys whipping the shit out of that asshole snivel but no comments from him so I guess yak did hack him of at the ankles.
12 years ago
Damn. That must have been a recent meal. I saw a show that ws talking about the acids in the snake's gut can melt through metal.

In a blatant bid to demonstrate my ignorance- do snakes shit or do they just vomit up whatever is left? What would be left of that hippo/wallaby? I am guessing that the meat would be gone and the bones would be like jelly or something. Anyone ever stepped in snake shit? What does it smell like?
12 years ago
I guess bulimics could learn a lot from snakes lol
12 years ago
i bet you they left that snake the fuck alone after that.
12 years ago
monkeyfuck, yes snakes shit. They actually piss and shit at the same time out of the same hole. I remember I was in one of my science classes doing a test, and I had the class snake hanging out on my left arm as I was doing it. The fucker out of nowhere started shitting and pissing all over the table, all over my test, I took him off my arm and was like GAHHHHH!!! Anyway their shit is white and weird looking, it's odd.
12 years ago
yes snakes do deficate, but secretly. <.< >.>
12 years ago
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