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Don't Drink And Shower

Yea... thats a way to spoil a night :P RIGHT THROUGH THE LIP TOO

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by yak

submitted April 28th 2013

97 comments
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Don't Drink And Shower
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comments (97)
heres a good reason to not drink
4 years ago
and ya.. the blood under is because my teeth went through my lip
4 years ago
Dat lip
4 years ago
domestic violence is no laughing matter
4 years ago
I JUST WALKED INTO A DOOR HANDLE MAN
4 years ago
Nastiest sideways vagina I've ever seen!
4 years ago
fake no sign
4 years ago
Pretty much.
4 years ago
the pic of his entire face is funnier..he looks like a a shitzu with parvo
4 years ago
lol
i did look very depressed
4 years ago
i cant stop picking at the stitches now
4 years ago
haha
4 years ago
he looked like one of the cute little sad humane society strays..with his face kicked in
4 years ago
i just want to be adopted ;(
* yak etheopian eyes *
4 years ago
you dont sound housebroken
4 years ago
Better than Botox
4 years ago
im basically like yakalina jolie
4 years ago
Except you don't look as manly
4 years ago
well i have less facial hair.... and pubic hair..
4 years ago
"yak's all natural lip augmentation"


Step one - drink

Step two - smack face into something

Repeat until lips reach desired size
4 years ago
socialist lip augmentation :(
4 years ago
post the original you noob its adorable
4 years ago
hahhahaha
4 years ago
once ohsnap gives me the link to the big eye generator
4 years ago
* OhSnap bats eyelashes *
4 years ago
* yak scamples *

4 years ago
I'm not sure if I should be sharing this but he told me he used to keep catheters to stick in his trachea when that shit happened and he stopped being able to breathe. Mad respect for anyone that is able to stick a catheter in their own throat.
4 years ago
He also keeps catheters to stick up his urethra so his bladder doesn't rupture.
4 years ago
zeke - i still have to do that occasionally
4 years ago
attention whore
4 years ago
Does the carpet match the....nevermind.
4 years ago
I am not linking all of dugs self-posts.
4 years ago
And I am not linking all of Smerf's self-posts.
4 years ago
You just don't want to have to clean up the glitter.
4 years ago
Okay, maybe just the one. http://muchosucko.com/88723/eeee
4 years ago
Dammit smerf.
4 years ago
Go get the vacuum.

Glitter EVERYWHERE!
4 years ago
You know damn well I'm not getting near that vacuum again.
4 years ago
At least you quit barking at it. Cowering in the corner is preferable.
4 years ago
Nah, I still got some Moxxy left. (sub coming up)
4 years ago
...I don't want to know what you're going to be doing with a vacuum in a sub.
4 years ago
should all the smerf self posts go in one comment, or should each one get a separate mention?

there are a lot of them....
4 years ago
go fuck yourself, and then go fuck your mother, bitch
4 years ago
so, that's all in one comment, then?
4 years ago
this isn't even all of them, because i didn't readily see the jig dancing in the fountain or whatever the fuck that was.
4 years ago
Leave thatdude outta this.
4 years ago
You're a sad loser.
4 years ago
Unfortunate interpost.
4 years ago
as you see, the problem there was that your head wasn't prominent enough in that thumbnail
4 years ago
Was the title "smerf in the fountain" not enough, or are you unable to read?
4 years ago
AHEM-as you see, the problem there was that your head wasn't prominent enough in that thumbnail

like i read any of the titles...it wasn't needed...just looked for the tit
4 years ago
How is his head not prominent enough? Its fucking huge!
4 years ago
not in that thumbnail it wasn't
4 years ago
have no fear, urkelbot, it took me only moments to do that..not like that was even what i was really doing...just something to amuse myself in between poker hands
4 years ago
Moments, huh? You missed another.

http://muchosucko.com/41734/I-got-mine
4 years ago
assuming that's all, looks like 85%
4 years ago
You also missed all the shops.
4 years ago
Nope! But I'll let you find the rest. Wouldn't want to make it too easy on you.
4 years ago
then we'll never know
4 years ago
And on that note, time to get showered, shaved and dressed. I have a wedding to go to.
4 years ago
dik gives the finger like an 8 yo nerdy girl
4 years ago
*to
4 years ago
Damn, I forgot about the monster hats. Have to find mine now.
4 years ago
Way to take a funny post with funny comments and turn it into tr, again.
4 years ago
* jrob2020 covers self with brown sauce and waves at barret *
4 years ago
Hey there cowboy, is that jrob gravy or are you just happy to see me?

Sad story, i thought you were conky when i saw the avy.
4 years ago
Personally, I blame Barret.
4 years ago
haha,RIP cinky
4 years ago
conky even
4 years ago
I sure am gonna miss that cinky. He was one of the good ones. conky not so much but cinky man he was awesome.
4 years ago
yeah conky was a smug littte fucker
4 years ago
I liked your mayo rap TD, that would have won you the rap-off for sure.
4 years ago
Thanks
4 years ago
If you could make GOD bleed, people will cease to believe in him
4 years ago
pretty sure he made himself bleed
4 years ago
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! - yak
4 years ago
I'm pretty sure he started gushing blood a long time ago.
4 years ago
I'm not even going to say what is on my mind right now.
4 years ago
BJ lips?
4 years ago
you must constantly look like you dropped your ice-cream
4 years ago
Jesus, shave your bhole and push your prolapse back in.
4 years ago
You're one to talk...
4 years ago
^Hahaha
4 years ago
of COURSE you did.... of course...
4 years ago
He should have learned from your example. Sucking Claude's cock only leads to tears and blood.
4 years ago
he should have mentioned the pool of blood and the fact it was 6 stitches
4 years ago
Shoulda used more lube.
4 years ago
6 stitches...couldn't you have just slapped some syrup on it?
4 years ago
Ya might as well go ahead and put a 20 gauge in it while its nice and fresh.
4 years ago
amateur :P
4 years ago
The beard of a god.
4 years ago
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