points: -39

Drunk Octopus

Spontaneous humorous moments, are the best when you're tripping tha fuck out.

stupid

by PunkyBruiser

submitted April 18th 2013

186 comments
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Drunk Octopus
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comments (186)
fuck you nigger
5 years ago
Hey! Not the "N word" you fucking Nazi.
5 years ago
shut up nigger
5 years ago
}8(
5 years ago
shut up and watch Ms. Upton, punky.
5 years ago
Yeah, shut up you filthy nigger scum!
5 years ago
uncle tom
5 years ago
Nigget
5 years ago
Octopus has 8 tentacles, hence "octo"
5 years ago
Hey, It's a funny, fuckwad. Open your caveman mind.
5 years ago
It's not a funny :(
5 years ago
I hope an octopus splooges on your face and it has mutated ink and melts your stupid fucking face off
5 years ago
*Jrob *semen
5 years ago
someone said jrob semen ?!?!
5 years ago
jrob has radioactive semen, apparently
5 years ago
I take back everything I said when I was drunk punky.
Regrets, regrets, regrets....
5 years ago
did you write on your wall in permanent marker?
5 years ago
*Photoshop, clearly.
5 years ago
No photoshop, jones. Real photo.
5 years ago
toaster has had this as her profile pic or cover photo on fb for over a month
5 years ago
^BULLSHIT!!!
5 years ago
would you like to make a wager?
5 years ago
http://imgur.com/5H8hVnY
5 years ago
^YES JROB...$100..In front of fucking everyone.
5 years ago
ok semnd my money fgt
5 years ago
or are you a welcher?
5 years ago
hahaha....not the same pick, redneck. Be more specific.
5 years ago
*pic
5 years ago
jrob2020
toaster has had this as her profile pic or cover photo on fb for over a month
4 minutes ago
report spam | like | stfu
PunkyBruiser
^BULLSHIT!!!
3 minutes ago
report spam | like | stfu
jrob2020
would you like to make a wager?
2 minutes ago
report spam | like | stfu
jrob2020
http://imgur.com/5H8hVnY
1 minute ago
report spam | like | stfu
PunkyBruiser
^YES JROB...$100..In front of fucking everyone.
5 years ago
welcher
5 years ago
i could al toaster as a witness if you'd like
5 years ago
call*
5 years ago
It's not the same pic, redneck.
5 years ago
reread the hing i just posted,idiot
5 years ago
jrob2020
toaster has had this as her profile pic or cover photo on fb for over a month
4 minutes ago
report spam | like | stfu
PunkyBruiser
^BULLSHIT!!!
3 minutes ago
report spam | like | stfu
jrob2020
would you like to make a wager?
2 minutes ago
report spam | like | stfu
jrob2020
http://imgur.com/5H8hVnY
1 minute ago
report spam | like | stfu
PunkyBruiser
^YES JROB...$100..In front of fucking everyone.
5 years ago
^YES JROB...$100..In front of fucking everyone.
5 years ago
jrob: "toaster has had this as her profile pic or cover photo on fb for over a month". Fail..ass-sucker..not the same pic.
5 years ago
just buy germanguy and ezo a year pro we'll call it even
5 years ago
fucking welchers
5 years ago
So hey Deja, I don't really care which one you guys choose, but I just really think its about time one of these spam clowns get a timeout in the penalty box.
5 years ago
I didn't even write the "drunk octopus" on the door...I found it that way. I wrote "ms pb" on the door, and that was it. So fuck off you maggot.
5 years ago
nice welch gimmieapunky
5 years ago
STFUYC!
5 years ago
at least your new avy is better, jrob. You'll eventually find one you like.
5 years ago
my avy folder is bigger than your sense of self worth
5 years ago
and my cock and wallet..is bigger than your cock and wallet..you poor ass redneck bitch.
5 years ago
prove it nigger
5 years ago
d'ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shit son
5 years ago
cock-and-wal-et * clap-clap-clapclapclap *
5 years ago
big bank take little bank
5 years ago
???
5 years ago
^seal
5 years ago
....................
5 years ago
lmao cock and wallet
5 years ago
I asked your boyfriend "oster" to do this...and he went silent on me.
5 years ago
my cock is easy to find friend
5 years ago
that was a little gay
5 years ago
yep. I unfortunately know this.
5 years ago
i stand by it
5 years ago
wanna see jrobs balls? no? well too bad, you're gonna.
5 years ago
Its all over Craigslist.
5 years ago
its like eye rape
5 years ago
someone mentions whipping out cocks and wallets and a woman shows up....

* throws hands up in feigned surprise *
5 years ago
fking eye rape
5 years ago
OK..I'm done with searching through your gay subs, trying to find your cock.
5 years ago
God..that sucked ass really bad.
5 years ago
Noooooooooooooooooooooooo
5 years ago
pwn
5 years ago
Damn..not bad, Dr. J. A little skinny though.
5 years ago
You know that when you are at the dentist, sitting on his chair and he is putting his thing and all the other stuff in your mouth so that you cant even breath and then he ask you stuff like "how were you holidays" and you are like "gRalbsfinehavsvjvwfuaKBDfkhvw" and he says "ahh nice to hear" and you are like "don't get a boner, don't get a boner....."
5 years ago
lol wut
5 years ago
O_O
5 years ago
Shut up, "germangay"
5 years ago
if it wasnt for gg and pelmeni i wouldve goten myself banned already
5 years ago
:3
5 years ago
Watch ya hiding there, Nazi boy?
5 years ago
take it to tiny
5 years ago
All the time germanguy

all the time
5 years ago
9/10 would have a nice friendship and maybe experiment with
5 years ago
tiny time?
5 years ago
im already there
5 years ago
gg http://tinychat.com/muchosucko2
5 years ago
Its 4:52 am in Germany still not tired but I gonna try to sleep now. WIsh me luck :3
5 years ago
got a webcam.. going to tinychat
5 years ago
^Why is there a post of someone's thumb up above?
5 years ago
*2 blocks up
5 years ago
how the fuck did this jrob land-oaf get past security
5 years ago
Hahaha that looks hard
5 years ago
This sucks so hard it made Urkel unresign just to downvote it.
5 years ago
I wasn't trying to impress you, dog.
5 years ago
Well regardlessly, you did.
5 years ago
I'm impressed, Punky.
5 years ago
Of course, so are waffles.
5 years ago
Your avy needs some cat whiskers..via photoshop, CB.
5 years ago
You're saying....not genetically mutating a hybrid Downey-cat manimal, taking a picture of him with whiskers and using that as my avatar....I should just use photoshop to "draw" whiskers which creates the illusion that Downey has whiskers. That about right?
5 years ago
Oh shit...sorry..I'm buzzed. Yes and Yes.
5 years ago
I was just being silly...jeez.
5 years ago
silly faggot,dicks are for chicks
5 years ago
and fags
5 years ago
*and cavemen
5 years ago
fake, that's a coathook not a octopus
5 years ago
I put "coat hook" in my tags..you germ fag.
5 years ago
i wish they wouldve put a coathanger in your whore mothers asshole before she shit you out
5 years ago
hahaha haha haha ha ha ha. Oh god...
5 years ago
I'm really tempted to upvote this. Seriously.
5 years ago
Don't make me come up there! I'll do it!
5 years ago
* PunkyBruiser crosses fingers *
5 years ago
I wish you would trip hard and fall down a large set of stairs.
5 years ago
What tha fuck, GH? Damn...
5 years ago
No you dridn't use Edward Furlong in your fucking avy!!






EPIC AVY FAIL!!!!
5 years ago
* PunkyBruiser just puked all over the place. *
5 years ago
Don't make me open palm slap a bitch.
5 years ago
^kinky?
5 years ago
or is that a type of soap you buy at the family dollar store?
5 years ago
Haha.
5 years ago
I dunno, I'm drunk and feeling mean and i cant be mean to you punky doesn't feel right...you ain't so bad.
5 years ago
Don't "haha" me. I lkie you, GH.
5 years ago
*like
5 years ago
Ok..you can pass.
5 years ago
Don't try to credit for this, like you made it up.
5 years ago
I know now..fuuuck.
5 years ago
You're full of shit.
5 years ago
Swear to god on my mothers bones, Vom..It just happened.
5 years ago
inb4. Don't say nothing about my mom, Dr. J!
5 years ago
You expect anyone on this site to believe you?
5 years ago
Fuck off, Vom. I'm telling the god damn truth!!!
5 years ago
Mad because you're caught in a lie! Haahahahahaha!
5 years ago
Dunno what else to say, brah. Fuck it.
5 years ago
PUNKY

tinychat.com/muchosucko2

NAO
5 years ago
Just google Drunk Octopus and watch what happens, fucktard.
5 years ago
Freshie...what the fuck is up with you and tiny? Jesus fucking christ.
5 years ago
even dug is in there

come hang out!
5 years ago
Yeah, Vom...goggle it..so YOU CAN'T FIND MY PHOTO, FUCK TARD!!!
5 years ago
And you say you made it up? I'm tearing up from laughter, here.
5 years ago
Ahahahaha! More caps lock, little drummer boy.
5 years ago
Bro, you're boring. It's a real photo..stop pulling my "MS Strings" loser.
5 years ago
I don't care if it's real or not. It's been way overdone. And you try to look original?
5 years ago
I ain't your bro, buddy.
5 years ago
"And you try to look original? " Dude..you're way off. The only thing I added to the photo, was me being in the nasty bathroom, "per sign". I had nothing to do with the title, and I meant what I said. So fuck off.
5 years ago
*that
5 years ago
@vom and you ain't my buddy, pro.
5 years ago
*bro
5 years ago
Doesn't matter. Your posts suck. All of them. I ain't your bro, guy.
5 years ago
glad you hate my subs, bitch. Skip over them when you see my "username" and then, and only then, can we all avoid your god damn 'butthurt", you fuckwad.
5 years ago
Please keep going, you goofy bastard.
5 years ago
It's not only me, obviously. -5009
5 years ago
You try so hard here, and it really is pathetic, permanoob.
5 years ago
WOW...you're comparing mucho rep, you little dick mother fucker?
5 years ago
Hahaha, I can feel your hated!
5 years ago
It doesn't take much to get your panties in a bunch.
5 years ago
So, what meltdown number is this for you?
5 years ago
My goal is to get -100,000 mucho rep, so I can hit the town with your fucking girl friend. She likes negative rep, ya know. She also hates MAD magazines! I guess you didn't know that...huh?
5 years ago
*crickets
5 years ago
What a pwn, you tone deaf slob. You suck at this about as much as you suck at drumming. Not to mention your horrible taste in music.
5 years ago
Fact is no one here likes you. No matter how much you try to pretend to be a member, you never will be.
5 years ago
Can I tell you something, Vom? I've had a thing for you since day one. I've been scared to open up to you, but I'm starting to try. I really like you.
5 years ago
Sorry, Everest beat you to it.
5 years ago
Look. Can I send you my email addy? Come on...try it out...you'll like me. Trust me.
5 years ago
Don't be scared..
5 years ago
* Vomitcircus yawns *

I'm sure you'll type something after this, to convince yourself you had the last word.
5 years ago
^dat apple. Vom's favorite vid.
5 years ago
thank god MS now has a working spy page :P
5 years ago
ohw wait
5 years ago
Im still waiting on that ban list yak promised me a year ago...
5 years ago
he's posted a few in the meantime - they mostly consist of boners
5 years ago
back to spy it is
5 years ago
Hi, poss! Is the weather treating you well?
5 years ago
It looked pretty gross past tense wise.
5 years ago
hmmm...
5 years ago
* PunkyBruiser needs to pee pee. *
5 years ago
i guess only MS SuperPros get Spy?
5 years ago
tinychat is kinda like spy, but with more deformed faces
5 years ago
watever makes you guys feel better
5 years ago
and more weiners :(
5 years ago
you wish
5 years ago
Did you know that if you looked at this Submission upside down, it still sucks?
5 years ago
As soon as I saw this I thought that Punky was stalking me on facebook :(
5 years ago
he wouldn't be the first user to stalk another users facebook
5 years ago
I know some old dude who has an asian fetish/wife tried friending me off mucho! but he wouldn't tell me what his mucho name was
5 years ago
hahahaha i'm not even gonna say it hahaha
5 years ago
It was from years ago though. THere is step by step instructions on this thing to my facebook :/ not the best drunken idea
5 years ago
By analyzing the hand writing.
It's agood posiility tat Kcut IS PB
5 years ago
recover password