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Fuck My Life

Another fucking car wrecked because the local government won't expand the deer hunting season to thin the overpopulated herd

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by SNIKT

submitted April 14th 2013

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Fuck My Life
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STUPID DEER
5 years ago
cones are even stupider
5 years ago
well, they ARE
5 years ago
your face is a cone
5 years ago
* jrob2020 does a victory dance *
5 years ago
dammit, jrob - dont make me come up there
5 years ago
* jrob2020 scurry's *
5 years ago
too late
5 years ago
no sign?
5 years ago
I just got my stickers in the mail. Haven't put them on the van yet.
5 years ago
he doesnt need a sign
5 years ago
Yeah, good thing too. Now your new car will rock them!
5 years ago
pretty sure the vehicles not dead
5 years ago
It's a Chrysler.
5 years ago
Cook it.
5 years ago
The radiator is shot, can't drive it. I'm in a borrowed Prius, no room to haul it.
5 years ago
dont have some rope?
5 years ago
I let some friends know where the carcass is. If they pick it up they'll owe me a few steaks and some sausage.
5 years ago
Put your penis in its mouth and make some picture
5 years ago
Sorry, I don't live far enough South for that kind of shit.
5 years ago
only south of I-10
5 years ago
shes pretty much asking for it with that bushy tail
5 years ago
sweet minivan bob saget
5 years ago
Yep, Chrysler Town and Country. I don't feel the need to overcompensate for any shortcomings, so chose function over form.
5 years ago
i dont even have a liscensce im just projecting my shortcomings on you...makes me feel better about myself
5 years ago
you don't have a license?
5 years ago
i was on the run for like 7 years...havent had a liscence in over 10 but im working on it....YOU DONT KNOW ME
5 years ago
not many folks in louisana do
5 years ago
cool story br0
5 years ago
THANKS
5 years ago
tbh - i didnt have a valid license from 1997 til 2006
5 years ago
I've had mine for 2 years
#hatersgonnahate
5 years ago
ive drove alot over those ten years just wasnt legal
5 years ago
Jrob lives his life illegal.
5 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xykx7udy9Os
5 years ago
i feels pretty good to look up my name n the sheriffs website and no warrants pop up
5 years ago
rap is gay
5 years ago
so is your face
5 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCbWLSZrZfw
5 years ago
i used to steal license plate stickers from my aunt's car
5 years ago
which is why you're so attracted to it ;)
5 years ago
thats actualy how i got caught...a stolen liscence plate...a bmw plate on a kia
5 years ago
haha
5 years ago
Was it one of those European union plates?

"I swear officer i got this kia in Germany"
5 years ago
no actualy it was more like "GET ON THE GROUND" "DONT MOVE"
5 years ago
fun times
5 years ago
* possum flinched even reading that *
5 years ago
Too bad dorner wasn't there.
5 years ago
The patron saint of cop killers.
5 years ago
i still have a small scar on my arm from the cops handcuffing me in the remains of my Lincoln's windshield
5 years ago
DONT MOVE is cop talk for we are gonna mess you up either way, relax
5 years ago
that and "STOP RESISTING"
5 years ago
i kept asking the dude if i could smoke a cig - cause i knew i couldnt smoke in jail - he just laffed at mee
5 years ago
dammit- now i'm getting the flashbacks :(
5 years ago
Haha!

Acid!
5 years ago
* possum flinches *
5 years ago
At least you didn't hit a person.
5 years ago
Well, some people would have put a smile on my face.
5 years ago
thank god it wasnt an otter
5 years ago
Wtf jrob .
5 years ago
fuck otters
get money
5 years ago
town between love of otters and my own words
*remains neutral*
5 years ago
otters suck big donkey dicks
5 years ago
there, i said it - somebody had to
5 years ago
otters, what can you suck?
5 years ago
i actualy saw an otter a couple days ago,wouldve got a pic but them fuckers are fast
5 years ago
there are alot less of them dead and sprawled out on the roads than....i dunno..... opossums
5 years ago
who's the superior critter than?
* L0RD_QU3S0 scrambles for the door *
5 years ago
I've been saying this forever--beavers are way better than otters.
5 years ago
Maybe the deer think there is a human overpopulation problem.
5 years ago
"better call MAACO!"...
5 years ago
1987 called they want their reference back
5 years ago
Only if they send us Charo from 1987
5 years ago
damn - we got sticky and doubleC on the same thread -the cumulative age points are sure to crash MS
5 years ago
Psh, they're both noobs
5 years ago
both older IRL than me
5 years ago
Fuck, if we add squidley to the mix here... An implosion of age!
5 years ago
* DoubleC rubs his bald gray head *
5 years ago
At least you didn't swerve into a tree, or have it go through the windshield.
5 years ago
Hit it in mid leap as well, avoided the bumper and airbag deployment. Just got off the phone with Progressive, it's covered and my deductible is only $500, so could have been worse. Odd thing is, I just made my payment last night, a day late. Lucky me. What pisses me off is I'm now one of those Illinoisans that have hit 2 or more deer.
5 years ago
I live in MI so I know what a pain in the balls this is.
5 years ago
well you a certainly doing your part to thin the herd
5 years ago
Rather do it with a $0.50 shotgun shell than the front end of my car.
5 years ago
"than the front end of my car"?
10 months ago
I hear those things kill lots of people this way.
5 years ago
Why would they need to expand the hunting season? If there's an abundance of them then more people should just fill their tags.
5 years ago
Poor word choice. By expand I meant issue more tags. And maybe allow rifles. Currently only bows and shotguns allowed around here.
5 years ago
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No I deer.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no i deer.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and getting fucked by a car?
Still no fucking i deer.
5 years ago
Fake, no sign.
10 months ago
Nigger knows better.
10 months ago
Wtf you doing back here
10 months ago
he's looking for some sweet dick to suck
10 months ago
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