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What the fuck is wrong with the kids these days?

silly bastards. Well, they hyperventilate and then hold their breat Idk what feelings they expecting to get must be something like felling high. Maybe someone can explain the physical phenomenon.

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by germanguy

submitted April 14th 2013

35 comments
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That was stupid but they are just kids.
4 years ago
Well, I didn't do that in my childhood...
4 years ago
ive done it and it does feel as though you are high and you do wierd things its funny but bad to do it often. i was cralling on the ground until i woke up and i was like why the fuck am i crawling
4 years ago
Best story ever!
4 years ago
Tell it again?
4 years ago
crawling?!? holy shit that's CRAZY BRO!!

/me tries to huff Krylon spray paint.
4 years ago
I would have been like "WTF DOOD!"
4 years ago
I would've been like "feel as though i am high and i do wierd things its funny but bad to do it often"
4 years ago
do weird things: Like toss his boyfriends salad in a clown suit while singing "god save the queen"..?
4 years ago
Hey fruitcake have you ever been gang banged by a bunch of dudes ?
4 years ago
something tells me fruitcake's a giver not a taker
4 years ago
Better way to do this. Bend down breath in and out as fast as possible, then straighten up and pinch off your jugular veins in your neck and pretty much instant pass out. Used to get dumb shits to do this and they never seen it coming.
4 years ago
Doesn't this cause brain damage?
4 years ago
Yea, but it always depens on how long the brain is without oxygen
4 years ago
prove it dug
4 years ago
dont forget the sign...no talking either ..your voice bothers stan
4 years ago
guess which one gets hooked on smack,yeah all the kids are doing it, I can handle it,leave me alone, you never liked me......
4 years ago
Ha ha ha dumb ass.
4 years ago
too bad it wasn't his face through the table
4 years ago
I used to do this a lot.

nb4 'that explains everything'...fy
4 years ago
put your face thru a table?
4 years ago
Me too, of course I grew out of it by 4th grade, jeez. But this would never happen to me because my ninja balance keeps me afoot even when passed out.
4 years ago
I did this shit too...growing up in a redneck town didn't afford many opportunities for good constructive fun.
4 years ago
Lots of opportunities for good, destructive fun though, amiright?
4 years ago
Like when we were drinkng and playing paintball on four wheelers without gear and I blinded my brother in law on accident?
4 years ago
Permanent blinding? I definitely shot a friend in the eye-ball point blank with an air-soft gun. He was fine.
4 years ago
He asked me to do it. Said he could disarm me before I could pull the trigger. The moral, kids? You can't.
4 years ago
It took about 5 weeks for his vision to come back. Still a little blurry though.
4 years ago
shotgun to the face does the same thing
4 years ago
fuck off cumdumpster
4 years ago
is that different than a semen receptacle?
4 years ago
REPLY
4 years ago
FAIL
4 years ago
thats ridiculous
4 years ago
A better version would of been if they used thick plastic bags over their heads secured with zipties around the neck.
And then their friends post pics/vids on MS of their boated/exploded corpse.
4 years ago
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