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Wrestling Shark Attack

I bet this guy shit his pants, that shark is fucking huge... too bad its harmless.

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by yak

submitted April 12th 2006

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so i guess sharks like the taste of shit also.
11 years ago
BOOOOOOOORING. I thought some chick's underwear was getting pulled down.
11 years ago
holy shit! i'd flip the fuck out, harmless or not.
11 years ago
^^ I guess you missed the part where it said "wrestling", which is to say it's fake and planned in advance. Hint: the fake headbutts were a decent giveaway.
11 years ago
that was like one of those basking sharks or whatever i dont think they have normal shark teeth
its one of those big harmless sharks like a nurse shark or something :p
the water would be yellow if it were me tho :(
11 years ago
fake headbutts or not, coupland, that doesnt make that shark any less small or pants-wettingly scary
11 years ago
Basking sharks beat piranah as cool American pet of the week any day.
11 years ago
Thats actually a whale shark...saw a whole school of them during a trip to Ningaloo reef. Yes, they're harmless, but they WILL swim up to you and "gum" you so to speak...they might associate people with food, and ya gotta figure they don't have hands, so what else are they gonna use to check you out with lol?
11 years ago
They have like 3,000 tiny teeth, but they are useless. It just filters plankton out of the water with its gills for food.

However, I would still "soil my armor" if that was me
11 years ago
Didn't anyone notice that the shark was being kept in that area by a net? That was completely set up.
11 years ago
As opposed to the floating ring set up in the middle of the sea for a wrestling match.
11 years ago
"Didn't anyone notice that the shark was being kept in that area by a net? That was completely set up."

"As opposed to the floating ring set up in the middle of the sea for a wrestling match."

HAHAHAHAHAHA That's fucking great! It's obvious day every single day here at camp stupid...
11 years ago
fuck!! i thought a great white was gonna jump out of the water and land in the ring while all the people scrambled around trying not to get their dicks bit off. i was so prepared to write "best post ever!!!" but you ruined it
11 years ago
and i used to watch a ton of wrestling. this was the stipulation. im guessing that whoever got pushed into the water with the whale shark first would lose. it wasnt made to look like an accident
11 years ago
sharks dont like yellow meat
11 years ago
Heh heh heh- Mako said "Nigaloo." Is that a cross between a nigger and a jigaboo?
11 years ago
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