by Sealbasher

submitted April 13th 2013

217 comments
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Jackpot
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comments (217)
that thing looks stretched to fuck
4 years ago
subhuman ?
4 years ago
yes...like you
4 years ago
shut up non jew
4 years ago
pragnacy ?
4 years ago
just fat
4 years ago
its a Zeb-ra
4 years ago
fat girls always have the worst hairdos.
4 years ago
when you have given up that far on your body what is the point with doing your hair
4 years ago
good point....
4 years ago
Pointless to polish a turd
4 years ago
yeah, but glitter always helps!
4 years ago
smerf......
4 years ago
Happy birthday, Jen!
4 years ago
happy birthday to you too sir :)
4 years ago
what the fuck are you people talking about
4 years ago
we have the same birthday jrob

* Jenbirdy magic ginger hands *
4 years ago
oh well then HAPPY BDAY GUYS
* jrob2020 throws sunscreen *
4 years ago
hey thanks :)

* Jenbirdy rubs it on then slinks off back to the darkness *
4 years ago
birthdays are for suckers
4 years ago
Hey jenbirdy do you have a little girl voice ?
4 years ago
i don't think so...
4 years ago
Every time you write something I picture a little girl reading it
4 years ago
thats what i do with oster
4 years ago
hehehehe
4 years ago
It's going to be ugly as sin
4 years ago
Vampire babies grow alot faster than normal babyies
4 years ago
2 minutes later, she ate him...
4 years ago
Not even photoshop can help that..just nasty looking
4 years ago
hahahahahaha this ^ is a 100 percent confirmed tr alias....hahaha
4 years ago
better be sure, richard
4 years ago
the jawz_squad isn't as generous as the tr_squad was
4 years ago
tr's "last seen" ticks away by the minute and JB shows up. JB's "last seen begins to tick away by the minute and tr comes back.....

get the fuck out
4 years ago
no way we can ever top how i perfectly owned you yesterday, phony...
4 years ago
You better check yourself before you wreck yourself
4 years ago
nope, just not seeing how we can top that perfect ownage...i mean, i might have had more firsts than anyone ever...you really stepped in it, kid...such good times
4 years ago
I'm serious though. Because I'm bad for your health. Some might even say that I come real stealth.
4 years ago
he used to go to the library to hook up other computers to his aliases.....im not even making this up.......theres like 7 of them....some of his posts are all upvoted by them till i caught him.....discuss
4 years ago
una pereamento monda fermotunes.......google that tr
4 years ago
holy shit it worked......way to get rid of tr 5...make up some words...tell him to google
4 years ago
"WHAT LANGUAGE IS THIS????!!!!!" *googles furiously
4 years ago
hahahaha
4 years ago
more like i was watching the end of spartacus, new guys
4 years ago
since you bring up your nonsense, though...most of that could be italian, but pareamento is portuguese.

christ man a world of knowledge on your doorstep and you're blown away buy a little information.
4 years ago
are you sure you don't want to tell me how you're a navy seal and have over 300 confirmed kills, phony?

that would be more believable than a lame veiled threat that even rhymes...just when it looks like you're most pathetic, you manage to top yourself, fakie.
4 years ago
Well tr looks like u win again.
4 years ago
hahaha porteguese
4 years ago
i made it up!!!!!!
4 years ago
pareamento is portuguese for pairing
4 years ago
"yep....what we got here....is portuguese"...."yep"
4 years ago
have someone show you how to use your computer for more than your usual babble and maybe you might learn something
4 years ago
im sorry i cant give you attention till you prove something
4 years ago
too bad you didn't feel that way 6 years ago
4 years ago
he tried calling me a navy seal last night. wtf is with him and navy seals.

were you molested by a navy seal and that is what started the cycle of abuse for you that you bring unto others?
4 years ago
also

Keep fucking with me and I'll end up droppin' bombs on ya moms. Fuck car alarms.
4 years ago
welcome to the internet, fakie
4 years ago
?
4 years ago
it is possible that you really don't know what that copypasta is all about, which is really quite sad...maybe somebody will school you on it someday
4 years ago
Rhetorical
4 years ago
probably...it's very unlikely anyone would want to give a welcher any real information at all, but you can always hope
4 years ago
this still won't top the perfect owning from yesterday, though
4 years ago
if jackiebaby is real i guess he would have no problem proving it
4 years ago
busted
4 years ago
guess you'd have to make it worth her while...i know she really enjoys seeing you look stupid in these daily interactions
4 years ago
He's trying to imply i'm lame for not understanding some supposed internet meme. He didn't even realize I was using lines from one of the best raps ever.

hahaha what a fucking SQUAREEEEEEEE
4 years ago
You fucking useless creep.
4 years ago
pic sign...or fake......only way
4 years ago
oh, it looks like fakie thinks i pay any real attention to his drivel
4 years ago
dik dont negotiate
4 years ago
yeah, that definitely doesn't sound stupid, richard
4 years ago
this is my overall response to you, tr.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RubBzkZzpUA

it's more of an inside joke than anything but what the hell. You'll never be part of one seeing as you need at least one other person beside yourself to include in the joke you fucking hack.
4 years ago
still waiting on that evidence from your claim the other day, richard...just think, if you could back up what you alleged, you could have one actual verifiable run off that you didn't have to sex up first
4 years ago
i already proved it was you...kirk got your ip addresses confirmed...its you...everyone knows....pic sign or dont...i know you cant
4 years ago
2 year noob hahahahaha
4 years ago
Dik- now why would I waste my showing or proving to you that I am real. When all you do is make yourself look bad on a daily basis. Save yourself the time and learn how to communicate.
4 years ago
she's only a 1 year noob, richard
4 years ago
tr's losing it. hahaha this is awesome.
4 years ago
more to the point, idiot, my alleged aliases that were already debunked (except for 1) aren't even the issue now...how shameful that you can't even remember your lies from one day to the next.
4 years ago
the only losing going on here, fakie, is the wager that the real freshie made...total welching....quite sad
4 years ago
hehe so pwned
4 years ago
it's not really pwning you to expose another one of your lies, richard...you lie all the time...i mean, the biggest complaint that i get from other users of this site is that i pretend to take you seriously so often...that's because you're basically a clown.
4 years ago
you know how fucking lame you look bringing a second alias into a discussion you're on the losing end of? i mean step out of it for a second and look at it for what it is.

you're a lame fuck. end of story.
4 years ago
you suck at life, be gone junior.
4 years ago
"im an unemployed vulgarian that sits here getting embarrassed on a daily basis at least 20 hours a day...of course i have a girlfriend and by god we are in love!!!"
4 years ago
it's just pathetic now. you can't even troll. trolling gets people pissed off. nobody here is pissed. there's just a majority that finds you annoying in the same way you find a fly annoying.
4 years ago
being retired isn't really unemployed...you should know the difference, what with actually being unemployed and all.
4 years ago
"right honey??"....*switches computers.."absolutely right dear!"
4 years ago
i'm busy laughing at you or doing other shit as i respond to your inane babble. you're achieving nothing except getting negative attention because you don't receive any in your offline life being the shut-in creepbag you are.
4 years ago
you should probably do one good thing with your wasted existence and just end it for the benefit of everyone else. that's me being serious with you for once. just end it and do the world a favor.
4 years ago
sure you are, fakie...like i didn't know how the real freshie would rage in his precious tinychat night after night about me
4 years ago
you weren't even in there so you wouldn't know anything. i wonder if giving you attention on here can be written off as a charitable donation on my taxes.
4 years ago
you just shouldn't make wagers you have no intention or ability to satisfy when you lose, "freshie"

any man knows that.
4 years ago
you're just a waste man. a waste.
4 years ago
i feel sad for your parents. i'll probably never know what it's like to feel as disappointed as they must feel about you.
4 years ago
you should definitely make a blanket denial that you didn't rage on camera about me night after night, and then pray that none of your audience contradicts you...because you're just equivocating like you did before the wager was solidified.
4 years ago
i'm sure far-right religious fanatics feel less shame about having a gay child than the shame your parents feel having seen what you've become.
4 years ago
notice how i stay on point and you're still all over the place, as usual?

the only real interest you hold is the fact that you made a rather substantial wager and then welched...aside from that, you're barely worth reading.
4 years ago
"My son's a doctor, yours?" "Oh.....ours mops up dried semen from the floors of the back rooms in a porn shop...."
4 years ago
there were no back rooms for the customers at the place i worked.
4 years ago
You lack anything related to a point. You operate in a purely fictional realm when it comes to your online dealings and interactions with others.
4 years ago
you're so full of shit. just like everything else you try to claim.
4 years ago
furthermore, the only one who did any mopping was the janitor.
4 years ago
off-point, i realize, but you already know that you owe....
4 years ago
"How's young tr doing these days?"

"Oh, well, he's been unemployed for _forgot the number so insert it here_ years now and he's just mooching off of anyone he can while he spends around 22 hours a day online harassing others and creeping out women...:("
4 years ago
or maybe your parents aren't just another pair of victims of your failures as a person. maybe they're part of the reason?
4 years ago
ill leave mucho forever if you post a pic with a sign with you and "jackiebaby" on the site....right now....no excuses....now!
4 years ago
no excuses.........
4 years ago
you have 5 minutes
4 years ago
(pretending he didnt see that)
4 years ago
same old shit
4 years ago
his last seen is proving he's seen it. he's just raging now because he knows he can't prove a lie as truth.
4 years ago
*runs for his puffer
4 years ago
it's funny how hung up on dik tr is. i went into that tinychat room he made earlier to show off his cube skills and all he was doing was talking about dik and heather and some skillet.

dude's got a serious fixation
4 years ago
poor dug looked really uncomfortable
4 years ago
hahaha he had to load up the jackie alias! hahahaha meltdown!
4 years ago
hahahahaha
4 years ago
"ilove you jackie"....switches computers..."i love you tr"
4 years ago
:(
4 years ago
too bad she's still at work, not that i'd advise her to accept, since you are a known liar and in the company of a confirmed welcher.
4 years ago
yet again tr fails to "rise" to the occasion.
4 years ago
be serious...dik would just join "freshie" as a welcher if it happened.
4 years ago
can't help but notice that the evidence from the other day never materialized...i guess dik just can't stand the thought of me never logging in again...either that or he was lying, whichever pwns him more.
4 years ago
why don't you just pick one name and stick with it you repetitive dolt.
4 years ago
as if a known welcher has any opinions of consequence
4 years ago
that was rhetorical you dunce.
4 years ago
way to pwn yourself again. hahaha
4 years ago
told you.............
4 years ago
Hi guys, having fun poking "it" with various sharp objects?
4 years ago
I noticed one of "it's" other personalities made a appearance.
4 years ago
yup

haha
4 years ago
looks like we might be seeing those creepy magawadism's soon
4 years ago
i have to admit i like your idea of renaming it it.
4 years ago
unless that was someone else's idea in which case i take that compliment back in spades.
4 years ago
"it" doesn't like it so I do it
4 years ago
it's old material...mags does it all the time, which i noticed when i was surveying his comments for the creepy ones
4 years ago
hahahaha
4 years ago
of course, no surprise that someone who wears girly boots would support a welcher
4 years ago
random thought:

i couldnt imagine what it feels like to constantly walk into a social situation and have everyone avoid eye contact and stop talking when i come near.

how do you go through life like that?
4 years ago
no I decided to call "it" it and speak at "it" instead of to "it"
4 years ago
you've taken the approach of dehumanizing it. i like that.
4 years ago
i'm sure someone conceited as him must go apeshit when people do that.
4 years ago
see, the back bencher is trying to avoid making his account all about me (which it is very quickly becoming) so he's utilizing this old dodge
4 years ago
I can guarantee that "it's" parents treated "it" the same way I do and that is why"it" yearns for attention so deeply.
4 years ago
really, i'm just yearning for that $500 that is being welched on
4 years ago
i imagine he's like that scene in Summer of Sam when the dog is barking and he's pounding his head and yelling into the couch. hahahaha
4 years ago
coming here repeating the same drivel day after day night after night all while talking to "it's" other personalities and smelling up chair after chair
4 years ago
oh he's got all the symptoms of an abusive and dismissive alcoholic father and a detached self medicating mother.
4 years ago
"it's"
4 years ago
smelling up chair after chair.....
4 years ago
you are speaking at at least six different personalities
4 years ago
hahaha it's* sorry.
4 years ago
i wonder how many animals he-sorry-it* tortured as a kid? the only thing separating it from ted bundy is ted bundy had more self esteem i think.
4 years ago
You wouldn't call a bunch of rotting bananas George or Henry would you?
4 years ago
what was the movie with john cusack where everyone turns out *SPOILER ALERT* to be a personality in the psycho's head? maybe that's what all of this is to it.
4 years ago
I'd imagine "it" burned a lot of ants with a magnifying glass.
4 years ago
laughing manically
4 years ago
lol
4 years ago
and now I bet "it" ripped out and smashed another keyboard
4 years ago
I bought stock in logitech just because of "it"
4 years ago
lmao
4 years ago
yelling nonsensical babble while storming around the room
4 years ago
"IM IN FUCKING MENSA! HOW DARE THEY!" * shoves everything off of the table for the 12th time this evening *
4 years ago
after smelling up all the chairs....
4 years ago
sloshing through dorrito and pork rind bags
4 years ago
i wonder if it is actually "retired" because he's just a ward of the state.
4 years ago
more like on SSI due to multiple personality disorder and living in a home
4 years ago
"it's" retired like planty is retired
4 years ago
hahaha it's "gf" is actually just nurse ratchet
4 years ago
the squad is just comprised of other patients
4 years ago
r.i.p. plantshit u_u
4 years ago
this is so cute...they're really managing to set aside their differences to work together and defining their experience by these rather lame comments about the awesome verbosity that is tr_willk...be sure to keep going while i'm gone today.
4 years ago
"it" took a while to hook up that new keyboard

* Magawd cha-chings $$$$ *
4 years ago
i tried to tell it to keep it's blabber down to two lines since all anyone ever does is skim over it at best.
4 years ago
it lost me at "th-"
4 years ago
I don't even read what "it" types anymore
4 years ago
jesus...he spends 20 hours a day doing this
4 years ago
i'm waiting for a day that my adblock program will be able to recognize something like a user name as spam when selected as such.

instant ignore feature.
4 years ago
don't slow down, losers...the only things you could possibly say of any interest are about me.
4 years ago
Yak mentioned adding a ignore feature one day. We can only hope....
4 years ago
that, and making with my $500, welcher
4 years ago
i might actually put some money down if it was pro-only like i saw suggested.
4 years ago
otherwise i'll stick to manually typing out the *'s to imply an action
4 years ago
for free!
4 years ago
nothing fakie likes more than not paying for things...just like original freshie
4 years ago
nothing fakie loves more than not paying for things...just like original welchie
4 years ago
Identity was the movie i was thinking of a bit ago. Thank you IMDB!
4 years ago
You have to be awfully stinky to smell up a chair.
4 years ago
sorry i missed this
4 years ago
Ya me too
4 years ago
I like pie
4 years ago
i didnt miss shit. I am glad I was gone for a few weeks. mucho is boring as fuck. I am about to just sub everyones personal info then get banned... you all went soft.
4 years ago
i call bullshit.

bullshit!
4 years ago
ohw hai scott.
4 years ago
hahaha surely you didn't fuck up that bad already.

Try again, we'll pretend you were talking to someone else.
4 years ago
shit reply fail.
4 years ago
ok good

no harm no foul
4 years ago
jason.

clinton.

tyler.

micheal.

william.

Liam.

JIllian.

robert.

bryan.

mako.
4 years ago
Why sub it? You could just type it all right here.
4 years ago
pictures will be better.
4 years ago
Whose real name is mako?
4 years ago
mine.
4 years ago
i like tuna
4 years ago
Well, good luck with MS paint..
4 years ago
you should post or gtfo
4 years ago
mucho has paint?
4 years ago
you forgot Alan
4 years ago
He forgot a lot of people :/
4 years ago
no i didnt.
4 years ago
i cant let it all come out in one comment.
4 years ago
where is the fun
4 years ago
i miss brad :(
4 years ago
Posting first names only without even a corresponding alias is lame.

Like "it" level lame.
4 years ago
i miss jake.
4 years ago
danielle was better than both of those momos
4 years ago
nothing is lamer than welching, though
4 years ago
looks more like a booby prize than a jackpot
4 years ago
most discused threads on this site are sealbasher submissions at the moment : )
4 years ago
recover password
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